Think this has ever happened to a member of Journey?

by **Rockindeano** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:06 pm

We have all been there. Driving, walking in the Supermarket, sitting in a movie, or working.....That feeling. it's coming like a runaway train and there is nothing you can do about it.

I am talking of shitting your pants. It's happened to all of us. Some of us have had it happen more than once.

You guys and gals think Neal or Ross ever shit their drawers while banging out Anyway You Want It? You think JSS shit himself while reaching for that higher than high chord in Edge of the Blade? How about Deen? He has the fortunate seclusion of the drum risers blocking his view, but think about it...If Deeno shit his pants, he has to sit in it for the entire show, then gingerly walk out and put his arm around Neal or Ross and walk backwards to exit the stage as to not see the mud on his ass..Oh fuck, I can't imagine having that happen.

How about the Frig? Dude comes out in white pants and shoes. He would rue the day with that Milkman uniform now stained with streaky mud lines.....Oh the horror. By the way, I LOVE the Frig.

by **Andrew** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:07 pm

Rockin'Deano wrote:I am talking of shitting your pants. It's happened to all of us.

Not since I was 6. Is this a really necessary thread?

by **Rockindeano** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:08 pm

Andrew wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:I am talking of shitting your pants. It's happened to all of us.

Not since I was 6. Is this a really necessary thread?

Valid question, don't you think?

by **Natalie** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:08 pm

Hey Deano, what's with the sudden obsession with bowel movements???

by **Tom Jrnyfn** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:10 pm

Neal has confirmed that Steve A Shit himself when he first started with Journey..

Here is a quote from the Interview..

The Journey continues for '80s band
Posted by Dan Kane
on Dec 20,2005

Q: How were things for Steve Augeri at those first shows?

A: I'm sure he had a few brown stains in the back of his pants. (Chuckles) He was nervous. I think anybody would be under those circumstances. He had some big shoes to fill but our fans love him now.

by **Rockindeano** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:27 pm

Tom Jrnyfn wrote:
but our fans love him now.[/b]

Boy, is that statement dated.

by **Tom Jrnyfn** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:38 pm

Rockin'Deano wrote:
Tom Jrnyfn wrote:
but our fans love him now.[/b]

Boy, is that statement dated.

Current member?..I would guess Ross :lol:

by **Crazie Scarab** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:40 pm

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:Hey Deano, what's with the sudden obsession with bowel movements???

He's in another shitty mood.. It'll pass. :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:46 pm

Crazie Scarab wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:Hey Deano, what's with the sudden obsession with bowel movements???

He's in another shitty mood.. It'll pass.

No no no. I am very happy. ALL is good. I am just fascinated with this topic at the moment.

by **Crazie Scarab** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:48 pm

Rockin'Deano wrote:
Crazie Scarab wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:Hey Deano, what's with the sudden obsession with bowel movements???

He's in another shitty mood.. It'll pass.

No no no. I am very happy. ALL is good. I am just fascinated with this topic at the moment.

Is this going to be a 1 roll of TP type thread, or a full case? :lol:

by **Natalie** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:48 pm

Rockin'Deano wrote:
Crazie Scarab wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:Hey Deano, what's with the sudden obsession with bowel movements???

He's in another shitty mood.. It'll pass.

No no no. I am very happy. ALL is good. I am just fascinated with this topic at the moment.

What would Freud have to say about that????

by **Rockindeano** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:51 pm

Crazie Scarab wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:
Crazie Scarab wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:Hey Deano, what's with the sudden obsession with bowel movements???

He's in another shitty mood.. It'll pass.

No no no. I am very happy. ALL is good. I am just fascinated with this topic at the moment.

Is this going to be a 1 roll of TP type thread, or a full case?

Dude, I am so comfortable with Lula now, I swear this is true. I grab her head in a leglock and blast her with ass gas. It's hysterical. She comes up for air, and has tears in her eyes, and throws a beer at me from 3 feet away, and misses. Then she becomes more enraged and calls me a faggot. I was in tears from laughing.

by **Natalie** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:53 pm

Rockin'Deano wrote:Dude, I am so comfortable with Lula now, I swear this is true. I grab her head in a leglock and blast her with ass gas. It's hysterical. She comes up for air, and has tears in her eyes, and throws a beer at me from 3 feet away, and misses. Then she becomes more enraged and calls me a faggot. I was in tears from laughing.

Ahhhh, how romantic!!! It reminds me of something Kirk would do!

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:56 pm

YES!! this has happened to them, it happens to all touring bands, you dont cancel a show because your sick ,, you go on stage!! my guitar bud was helping out a promoter here, and the bass player of the band was sick bad,, so my bud went to the store , bought adult diapers for him,, you go on stage period,, he tucked his pants into his boots and played in the heat and lights,, had a bucket on the side of the stage for vomiting... it happens,, you dont cancel an 8000 seat , sold out venue for a bad colon blow... :shock:

by **Granny** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:56 pm

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:Dude, I am so comfortable with Lula now, I swear this is true. I grab her head in a leglock and blast her with ass gas. It's hysterical. She comes up for air, and has tears in her eyes, and throws a beer at me from 3 feet away, and misses. Then she becomes more enraged and calls me a faggot. I was in tears from laughing.

Ahhhh, how romantic!!! It reminds me of something Kirk would do!

Norm wouldn't waste beer like that!!!
Deano...did u get any questions answered?

by **Crazie Scarab** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:57 pm

Rockin'Deano wrote:
Crazie Scarab wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:
Crazie Scarab wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:Hey Deano, what's with the sudden obsession with bowel movements???

He's in another shitty mood.. It'll pass.

No no no. I am very happy. ALL is good. I am just fascinated with this topic at the moment.

Is this going to be a 1 roll of TP type thread, or a full case?

Dude, I am so comfortable with Lula now, I swear this is true. I grab her head in a leglock and blast her with ass gas. It's hysterical. She comes up for air, and has tears in her eyes, and throws a beer at me from 3 feet away, and misses. Then she becomes more enraged and calls me a faggot. I was in tears from laughing.

Full case. Ok. That was funny, though! Next time you have her leglocked and are ready to gas her out.. tell her "Crazie Scarab says hello!" That'll get her!

by **Shadowsong** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:58 pm

I think the guys used to have fart contests
Get's boring on the road
All closed up in the bus
with nothing but the porta potty comode

The Potty's Over....
:lol:

by **Granny** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:00 pm

Shadowsong wrote:I think the guys used to have fart contests
Get's boring on the road
All closed up in the bus
with nothing but the porta potty comode

The Potty's Over....

by **Natalie** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:01 pm

OK guys, face it.....SHIT HAPPENS
you clean it up and move on! ( or you call the nurse to clean it up)

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:01 pm

Shadowsong wrote:I think the guys used to have fart contests
Get's boring on the road
All closed up in the bus
with nothing but the porta potty comode

The Potty's Over....

truthfully, youve had that joke in the "can" for a while now..huh?

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:02 pm

by **Shadowsong** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:08 pm

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:
Shadowsong wrote:I think the guys used to have fart contests
Get's boring on the road
All closed up in the bus
with nothing but the porta potty comode

The Potty's Over....

truthfully, youve had that joke in the "can" for a while now..huh?

Well to tell you the truth
I had columbian red beans, rice & sausage tonight
So there may be some serious pottying!

:lol:

by **RossValoryRocks** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:15 pm

True love is being able to inflict the Dutch Oven and never have to say your sorry!

by **RedWingFan** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:58 pm

Rockin'Deano wrote:Dude, I am so comfortable with Lula now, I swear this is true. I grab her head in a leglock and blast her with ass gas. It's hysterical. She comes up for air, and has tears in her eyes, and throws a beer at me from 3 feet away, and misses. Then she becomes more enraged and calls me a faggot. I was in tears from laughing.

Uh, congratulations Lula, you've got yourself a real prize! What did he do on your first date? Burp in your face? What comes later, a steaming pile in your hand while your sleeping, and tickling your nose w/ a feather? If he uses that don't blame me, I'm sure he's already thought of it

by **Moon Beam** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:03 am

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:

Larry, Thanks :lol:

by **journeywoman** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:54 am

Try a good dose of food poisoning ......it will bring you to your knees!

by **ArnelRox** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:02 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:It's happened to all of us.

It has NEVER EVER EVER happened to me.

by **Melissa** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:04 am

Hmm, not sure, but remember reading in an interview where Jeff said not ON stage, he made it to the car, lol.

He also said anyone whose been on tour has been photographed nude. :shock:

Wouldn't mind seeing that, lol.

by **ArnelRox** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:06 am

Melissa wrote:He also said anyone whose been on tour has been photographed nude.

Wouldn't mind seeing that, lol.

I'll take nude pix of Perry & Jeff please.

by **somethingtohide** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:24 am

JourneyRox wrote:
Melissa wrote:He also said anyone whose been on tour has been photographed nude.

Wouldn't mind seeing that, lol.

I'll take nude pix of Perry & Jeff please.

Excuse me

...did someone mention nudies?

And I voted for #1....after so many years as a band someone had to have had some skid marks...it's just human...you know, all that travel is hard on a body.

MR

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