OT: Death test & Gaydar test

[conversationpc]

http://www.okcupid.com/death

Post your scores to at least the following two tests...

Date of my death: June 2044 at age 73
Gaydar: 15 out of 20

[larryfromnextdoor]

Date of my death: feb 2043 at age 72.5 half done!!
Gaydar: 11 out of 20. i cant tell whos gay, all guess..if it was a male and smiling, then gay, if female and has different hair, then gay,, thats all i have to work with ...

[Red13JoePa]

Didn't do gaydar yet, but I'm gonna boot at 79 of a goddam heartattack.
Appreciate the longevity, but couldn't you slide an "Of old age" my way???

[L~L~L]

I will die on Sempember 2055 @ the rightful age of 83 of a heart attack

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.
71years is the age for avearge womans death.


* pffft, I get to live 12 more years than the average woman, WHY must I be tortured those extra 12 years


I did not see the "gaydar" test, do you have a l ink?............

EDIT I found it.........

Ok, here's the Gaydar test results......lol

65%
You personally got 13 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing girls than guys.
Overall, you guessed better than 44% of all test takers.

[AR]

Didn't do gaydar yet, but I'm gonna boot at 79 of a goddam heartattack.
Appreciate the longevity, but couldn't you slide an "Of old age" my way???

I answered with some horrible things: drinking a lot, never seeing a doctor, and a few other things. Still going to make it to the age of 77.

RedJoePa, going from a heart attack instantly is way better than suffering from a painful disease. So eat hamburgers until your heart explodes out of your chest - it's way more fun!

[Red13JoePa]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW yea!!!!

I'll never be cornered and overpowered by Bubba. I'm too saavy....75 baby!!

Whaddya mean it takes one to know one?



I'll tell you guys, there was one I just wasn't sure of and had to guess....couldn't make a confident call on the guy who had the bra on.

[Red13JoePa]

I answered with some horrible things: drinking a lot, never seeing a doctor, and a few other things.

That's so you, too.

And me...I'm the WORST doctor seer....I have to be 1/2 dead before I go...I'm so bad with that the last time I went my doctor said, "Why didn't you go right to the emergency room?"

[belar]

July 2054 at age 81 of cancer

Identified 14 of 20.

[conversationpc]

I answered with some horrible things: drinking a lot, never seeing a doctor, and a few other things.

That's so you, too.

And me...I'm the WORST doctor seer....I have to be 1/2 dead before I go...I'm so bad with that the last time I went my doctor said, "Why didn't you go right to the emergency room?"

I hate going to the doctor. I only go if I'm not getting over whatever it is. In my opinion, medicine typically doesn't help you get better faster than just going without it. That being said, I do take Mucinex...That's good stuff. Clears up nasal and/or chest congestion rather nicely. Fortunately, you can get it OTC, so no doc appointments are necessary.

[conversationpc]

So far, my Gaydar appears to be working rather well...I'm sure TNC will have some homoerotic comment to make about that.

[jrnyman28]

Death: October 2047

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds


You have 14914.4 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 48% of your life.


Gaydar: 65%

You personally got 13 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing girls than guys. Overall, you guessed better than 44% of all test takers.

[jrnychick]

Oh boy! I'm going to die at age 84 of cancer.

[ohsherrie]

Living to the age of 80.3

50% on the gaydar, but that doesn't surprise me.

[chickpea]

August 2048 at age 84.2 of a heart attack

65% or 13 out of 20...says I'm better at recognizing gay males than gay females.

[AR]

I hate going to the doctor. I only go if I'm not getting over whatever it is. In my opinion, medicine typically doesn't help you get better faster than just going without it.

I agree.

Also, I see so many seemingly healthy people getting prescribed meds all the time. I don't need them, I don't want them.

When I have gone to doctors my blood pressure is always sky high (like 150/100, 165/95, etc). After I sit there for a half hour listening to the doctor freak out, it usually drops to like 127/74 or so. Heard that's called "White Coat Hypertension" - which is a fancy name for having a fear of the doctor and in my case, not liking the blood pressure cuff's restrictiveness.

So, I throw High BP diagnosis out the window.

Yes it might be nice to know my cholesterol, but so what if it is high? I'm not going on meds. They are most likely not going to split open the chest of a healthy looking, thin 38 year old. If I have problems, I'd be just as fucked as Daryll Kyle from the Cardinals who dropped dead of coronary heart disease.

One quack tried to prescribe Prozac to my wife when her father died to help her get through the depression. I stopped that right away!

People should also stop going to the doctor or emergency room for every fucking little sniffel.

Rant off.

[conversationpc]

People should also stop going to the doctor or emergency room for every fucking little sniffel.

Rant off.

I agree. Damn sick people...

[AR]

Also, not everyone is "entitled" to health care. It DOES cost money. You want better health care? Get a better job, invest well. That's pretty good incentive. The harder you work, the more money you make, the better doctor you can see.

Plus we all are going to die. The sooner everyone faces that fact the happier we all can be. Stop the malpractice suits, your fucking 90 year old uncle is dead - it was no one's fault.

Now don't get me wrong, if you go in to have your tonsils taken out and find they cut off your scrotum......you MIGHT just have a case there.

[Playitloudforme]

July 2035 at age 75.

[conversationpc]

Now don't get me wrong, if you go in to have your tonsils taken out and find they cut off your scrotum......you MIGHT just have a case there.

Yeah, THAT might be a problem.

[Natalie]

What a crock!!

It says that I am going to die in December 2060 of CANCER. I have no family history of cancer, no risk factors for cancer so why would it say that??? Plus, what does ugliness have to do with how long you live? (for those that haven't done the test yet, this is actually a question).

On the brighter side (or maybe not) That means I will live to be 93 1/2 years old!!! I've only lived 38% of my life so far!

[Blueskies]

Death= Feb. 2043 at age 83.....hope thats not true...doing what I can to prevent it...grandfather lived to 96 and I follow his advice.
Gaydar= 11 out of 20....cant tell someones preferences by appearance alone

[*Laura]

That was a funny test,until I found out I will die.

That'll happen in 2049,at 79.Heart attack.I'll probably be doing bungee jumping.

Gaydar - 50%.

[SF-Dano]

Death in Dec of 2049 at age 80.

Gaydar 13 out of 20. Pictures show alot, but voices and manerisms help alot too.

Anybody try the Virgin test. Got 16 out of 21. Must have an eye for those virgins I guess.

[Natalie]

Gaydar-11 of 20 and apparently I am better at picking out the gay women than men.

[Abitaman]

age of 85, from old age-ERIC

[Jeremey]

The test is most likely accurate for me. I will die at 74 of a heart attack. Time for me to change some habits - That doesn't even give me a good 10 years of retirement!?

However, I am glad that my "heartwarming story" appearing now on the TESTIMONIALS part is simply "Suck my warm balls."

[Jeremey]

Only 65% on the Gaydar site. I got more guys right than the girls, which was pretty easy - all I did was pick the all the cockeyed guys.

[lights1961]

http://www.okcupid.com/death

Post your scores to at least the following two tests...

Date of my death: June 2044 at age 73
Gaydar: 15 out of 20

2043 I will be 81.... Hope that inches up ward...like 2050 or something like that...I dont think most of us will be here for 2076???

Rick

[Squidward24]

August 2049 - 77.6 years - Heart Attack.

I figured I'd be dead before I was 80, so 77 years ain't bad. I'm not changing a damn thing about my life - NOT A DAMN THING.

Let me paraphrase Grandpa Gustafson said: "Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 34 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack I eat bacon. Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. Now according to all of them flat-belly experts, I should've took a dirt nap like thirty years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I'm still here. Ha! And they keep dyin'. You know? Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me. Just goes to show you, huh?"

I'm not chaning a damn thing.

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70%
You personally got 14 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing guys than girls. Overall, you guessed better than 60% of all test takers.

[Ms_M]

October 2046 at age 76 - heart attack.

Got 13/20 on the Gaydar test and was better at recognizing girls than guys.

Very interesting tests!!!