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No Offense To The Man- Robert Plant

Postby scarygirl » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:24 am

Just took a hard cold look at Robert Plant and at 59 he looks, dare I say it? 7Oish. Meanwhile, Steve Perry only one year younger, to me anyways could pass for late 40s. With a lite facial peel and an eye lift, a hell of a lot younger than that.

I know he's happy doing whatever he's doing, but man, I miss him. Next year of so, it's now or never time.
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Re: No Offense To The Man- Robert Plant

Postby Rip Rokken » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:43 am

scarygirl wrote:Meanwhile, Steve Perry only one year younger, to me anyways could pass for late 40s. With a lite facial peel and an eye lift, a hell of a lot younger than that.


LOL!!! Sounds like you have the map to his return laid out for him! That's the solution -- an Extreme Makeover! :P We'lll also throw in a little "Bo" to tighten things up, and inject his lips for a little extra pout while he's singing those ballads!
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Postby TRAGChick » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:45 am

Like I said....he's sporting the "King of Rohan" look.

....the "brattiness" continues....
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Re: No Offense To The Man- Robert Plant

Postby scarygirl » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:45 am

Rip Rokken wrote:
scarygirl wrote:Meanwhile, Steve Perry only one year younger, to me anyways could pass for late 40s. With a lite facial peel and an eye lift, a hell of a lot younger than that.


LOL!!! Sounds like you have the map to his return laid out for him! That's the solution -- an Extreme Makeover! :P We'lll also throw in a little "Bo" to tighten things up, and inject his lips for a little extra pout while he's singing those ballads!



Couldn't hurt! No one could say he didn't look GOOD. Let me at him!

Add in that new fangled surgery that Steven Tyler had, and I say we're back to 78! Anybody know we're that red tie shirt is? :wink:
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Postby scarygirl » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:46 am

TRAGChick wrote:Like I said....he's sporting the "King of Rohan" look.

....the "brattiness" continues....
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YEP.
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Postby texafana » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:21 pm

I don't know...the last few vids/pics I've seen of Perry, he looks very pudgy, face all round, chubby, etc. Sure ALOT like me, but I don't think he could pass for late 40's at all anymore. But who cares, yah I'm hoping he comes out of the cave to sing publicly again. I'd settle for a cd, no need to perform live, just do something with your talent....if you're still able!!
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Postby scarygirl » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:26 pm

texafana wrote:I don't know...the last few vids/pics I've seen of Perry, he looks very pudgy, face all round, chubby, etc. Sure ALOT like me, but I don't think he could pass for late 40's at all anymore. But who cares, yah I'm hoping he comes out of the cave to sing publicly again. I'd settle for a cd, no need to perform live, just do something with your talent....if you're still able!!


Oh I agree. I don't care what he looks like. I'm just saying from a PR stand point, it doesn't hurt to look as smoking hot as possible. There was a picture of him at some game last year, or the year before. It was after he lost weight. From the side he looked damn good. His skin was all smooth. His jaw looked firmer. Not that he has to have it, but a little bit of work goes a lot farther for a man than a woman.
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Re: No Offense To The Man- Robert Plant

Postby Moose » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:12 pm

scarygirl wrote:Just took a hard cold look at Robert Plant and at 59 he looks, dare I say it? 7Oish. Meanwhile, Steve Perry only one year younger, to me anyways could pass for late 40s. With a lite facial peel and an eye lift, a hell of a lot younger than that.

I know he's happy doing whatever he's doing, but man, I miss him. Next year of so, it's now or never time.



I can only imagine how much Plant partied during the seventies and eighties. It might be that, or maybe it is just genetics.

That being said, he still carries some big time charisma...and at least he is still performing!

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Postby scarygirl » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:18 pm

Yup. Just waiting for the Youtube postings to start rolling in.
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Postby STORY_TELLER » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:38 pm

Perry looks like he's in his 50's in the portrait, but I've seen shots of his profile that make him look like he's in his 60's. He's getting that turkey neck thing.

Plant on the other hand, geez. Man looks in his 70's. You can tell he's working out though. He's quite buff in his shoulders. (not in this shot, but I think there was one posted of him with a clueless looking Jessica Simpson where you could see he was hitting the weights)
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Re: No Offense To The Man- Robert Plant

Postby Voyager » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:58 pm

"No Offense To The Man- Robert Plant.... but dude, you look like fucking shit!"

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Re: No Offense To The Man- Robert Plant

Postby AR » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:14 pm

Voyager wrote:"No Offense To The Man- Robert Plant.... but dude, you look like fucking shit!"

:lol:


This is exactly why Perry will never come back.

He doesn't want to be compared to his youth.

Plant has no problem with being older. It's a part of life.
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Re: No Offense To The Man- Robert Plant

Postby JH'sTXfan » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:17 pm

AR wrote:
Voyager wrote:"No Offense To The Man- Robert Plant.... but dude, you look like fucking shit!"

:lol:


This is exactly why Perry will never come back.

He doesn't want to be compared to his youth.

Plant has no problem with being older. It's a part of life.


And I admire the heck out of that. Well said.
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Postby Voyager » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:26 pm

P.S. - I wasn't trying to malign Robert... I was just paraphrasing the initial post of the thread. I think it's called an oxymoron: "No offense, but you look very old." LOL!

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Postby Saint John » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:32 pm

Slight rumblings about Mr. Perry doing something...again. Not getting my hopes up this time. maybe he finally signed on to one of those albums with a chick. He turned down Reba, but didn't he have another offer?
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:35 pm

Saint John wrote:Slight rumblings about Mr. Perry doing something...again. Not getting my hopes up this time. maybe he finally signed on to one of those albums with a chick. He turned down Reba, but didn't he have another offer?



No, that second "mention" was a fake story... sort of along the line of The Onion.
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Postby Rhiannon » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:36 pm

bluejeangirl76 wrote:The Onion.


Best Newspaper Ever!
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Postby texafana » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:48 pm

How old is Mr.Plant and Mr.Perry exactly?
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Postby Saint John » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:49 pm

Steve Perry will be 59 in a few short weeks. I think he looks tremendous for his age.
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Postby Natalie » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:50 pm

Saint John wrote:Steve Perry will be 59 in a few short weeks. I think he looks tremendous for his age.

Do I suspect a man-crush??????? :wink:
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Postby Saint John » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:54 pm

Natalie wrote:
Saint John wrote:Steve Perry will be 59 in a few short weeks. I think he looks tremendous for his age.

Do I suspect a man-crush??????? :wink:



No, but I would like to put my foot so far up his ass that his breath would smell like shoe polish. Too much talent...wasting away (and not in Margaritaville, either :lol: ).
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Postby Natalie » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:56 pm

Saint John wrote:
Natalie wrote:
Saint John wrote:Steve Perry will be 59 in a few short weeks. I think he looks tremendous for his age.

Do I suspect a man-crush??????? :wink:



No, but I would like to put my foot so far up his ass that his breath would smell like shoe polish. Too much talent...wasting away (and not in Margaritaville, either :lol: ).

Well, I was close, I knew you wanted to put something up his ass. :shock: :lol:
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Postby texafana » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:56 pm

hmm... Plant and Perry the same age???
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Postby Rhiannon » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:08 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:The Onion.


Best Newspaper Ever!


Even Journey Isn't Safe From Onion Ridicule. :lol:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32521
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:26 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:The Onion.


Best Newspaper Ever!


Even Journey Isn't Safe From Onion Ridicule. :lol:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32521



Now that's funny. But it wasn't Journey, it was the alleged tribute band.
Man that thing is 10 years old - you must have really dug deep. :lol: Funny find! Thanks!
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Postby Rhiannon » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:37 pm

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:The Onion.


Best Newspaper Ever!


Even Journey Isn't Safe From Onion Ridicule. :lol:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32521



Now that's funny. But it wasn't Journey, it was the alleged tribute band.
Man that thing is 10 years old - you must have really dug deep. :lol: Funny find! Thanks!


No problem dearest! Here are a few more for your literary pleasures. :wink: :twisted:

Web-Browser History A Chronicle Of Couple's Unspoken Desires

Mormon Teen Loses Inhibitions After Third Benadryl

This Is The Point in the Blow Job Where I Have to be Careful What I Say.
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:41 pm



Omg, that one was FUNNY!! "And who wants to fellate a dullard?" :lol: :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:44 pm

bluejeangirl76 wrote:


Omg, that one was FUNNY!! "And who wants to fellate a dullard?" :lol: :lol:


My favorite part: "I still haven't heard back from the woman to whom I unfortunately yelled, "Touchdown, Vikings!" :lol:
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:45 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:


Omg, that one was FUNNY!! "And who wants to fellate a dullard?" :lol: :lol:


My favorite part: "I still haven't heard back from the woman to whom I unfortunately yelled, "Touchdown, Vikings!" :lol:


That's because I'm a Bears fan. He's right. I never called back. :lol: :lol: :shock: :D
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Postby Rhiannon » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:48 pm

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:My favorite part: "I still haven't heard back from the woman to whom I unfortunately yelled, "Touchdown, Vikings!" :lol:


That's because I'm a Bears fan. He's right. I never called back. :lol: :lol: :shock: :D


Well, I had to hear three verses from Jesus Christ Superstar from him. No more making it a Blockbuster Night!! :P
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