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Postby RedWingFan » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:04 am

Know any good "Yo mama" jokes? I love them. Put 'em here. I'll start.

Yo mama is so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747! :lol:
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Postby Rick » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:11 am

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
I like to sit out on the front porch, where the birds can see me, eating a plate of scrambled eggs, just so they know what I'm capable of.
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Postby Moose » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:14 am

Yo momma so old, she knew the Burger King when he was still a prince!
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Postby RedWingFan » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:15 am

Yo mama is so fat. When she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 87 years to live! :lol:
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Postby Babyblue » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:15 am

Moose wrote:Yo momma so old, she knew the Burger King when he was still a prince!


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Since 78 » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:21 am

Your mama's so ugly. Even her vibrator goes limp.
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Postby RedWingFan » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:21 am

Since 78 wrote:Your mama's so ugly. Even her vibrator goes limp.

:lol: LMAO!!! :lol:
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Postby Rick » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:22 am

RedWingFan wrote:Yo mama is so fat. When she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 87 years to live! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:23 am

Yo Mama so ugly she make blind children cry!
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Postby Since 78 » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:24 am

Your mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
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Postby RedWingFan » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:25 am

Since 78 wrote:Your mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama is so poor. She went to McDonald's and ordered 3 ketchup packets, a napkin and a straw! :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:30 am

Yo Mama so dumb she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind.
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Postby mistiejourney » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:31 am

Rick wrote:Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.


Bwahahahaha - never hear that one! Gorilla cookies? :D
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:40 am

RedWingFan wrote:
Since 78 wrote:Your mama's so ugly. Even her vibrator goes limp.

:lol: LMAO!!! :lol:


THAT IS FUUUUNNNY!! :lol:
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Postby AlteredDNA » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:43 am

Yo moma's glasses so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving...
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Postby Since 78 » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:48 am

AlteredDNA wrote:Yo moma's glasses so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving...


Your mama is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
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Postby AlteredDNA » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:51 am

Yo moma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind...
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Postby Since 78 » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:56 am

Your mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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Postby AlteredDNA » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:59 am

Yo moma so old that when she was in school there was no history class...
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Postby RedWingFan » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:00 am

Since 78 wrote:Your mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

:lol: Another great one! :lol:
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Postby RedWingFan » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:05 am

Yo mama lives in such a rough neighborhood. I looked in her cubbard and saw a rat choking Mrs. Butterworth! :lol:
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Postby AlteredDNA » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:08 am

Yo mama so bald I can see what's on her mind...
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Postby piecesofeight » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:23 am

Your momma is so dumb and fat that when she heard it was chilli outside she ran and got a bowl and spoon.. :P
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:37 am

Your mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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Postby piecesofeight » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:42 am

Michigan Girl wrote:Your mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and we have a winner! 8)
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Postby Sassie » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:42 am

I heard Chris Rocks mom today say one. "You're Mamas butts so big you can show a movie on it."
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Postby Since 78 » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:46 am

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
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Postby AlteredDNA » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:50 am

Yo mama so fat she can trick or treat two houses at a time...
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Postby Amanda » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:54 am

Yo mama's so ugly that when she left the zoo, they shot her with a tranquilzer
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Postby Since 78 » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:55 am

Yo mamas so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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