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OT: Woman Has Orgasm Induced Stroke!

Postby Enigma869 » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:19 am

:shock: :shock: :shock:


Woman, 35, Suffers Orgasm-Related Stroke


Sex triggered a life-threatening stroke in a healthy 35-year-old Illinois woman, her doctors report. In an interview granted to WebMD by Jose Miller, professor and chair of the neurology department at Loyola University, Chicago, the woman's symptoms were typical of an unusual kind of "cryptogenic" stroke.

These types of sex-related strokes are rare and occur when several risk factors converge. In this particular case, a small opening in the wall between the two upper chambers of the heart, also known as patent foramen ovale or PFO, was the culprit. Blood flow through a PFO increases when a person strains -- such as during orgasm.



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Re: OT: Woman Has Orgasm Induced Stroke!

Postby Deb » Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:35 pm

Definitely worse ways to go. :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:42 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Lucky bitch.
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Postby RossValoryRocks » Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:47 pm

Wow...I was going to make a glib comment about her having been with me...but naaaawww...
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Postby Deb » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:09 pm

Ohhh baby you make my blood flow through my PFO.......like no one else! :lol:
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Postby Maui Tom » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:11 pm

I have stroke related orgasms....whats the big deal?
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Postby Loneman1 » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:23 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wow.....so many things I want to say right now, but probably shouldn't in good taste.
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Postby Andrew » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:24 pm

Maui Tom wrote:I have stroke related orgasms....whats the big deal?


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Postby RossValoryRocks » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:25 pm

Maui Tom wrote:I have stroke related orgasms....whats the big deal?


ROFLMAO!
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Postby Rhiannon » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:29 pm

Maui Tom wrote:I have stroke related orgasms....whats the big deal?


Sir, I laugh in your general direction.
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Postby PowerChords » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:30 pm

Maui Tom wrote:I have stroke related orgasms....whats the big deal?


If the wifey started calling you a 3-stroke joke, then that's a problem... :lol:
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Postby RossValoryRocks » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:34 pm

Tom's response reminds me of a joke:

A woman gets on a plane and sits down next to this man. Once they get airborne the man starts sneezing...everytime he sneezes he pulls out his pecker and wipes off the end...after the 10th time the woman looks at the man and says, "Excuse me but that is absolutely the most disgusting thing I have ever seen would you please stop!"

The man looks apologetic and says, "I am sorry, I have this condition that every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. My doctor is trying to control it with medication. But it isn't working"

The women looks aghast, "Oh goodness what do take for something like that?"

The man smiles and looks at the woman, "Pepper!"
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Postby 7 Wishes » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:36 pm

Wait...women have orgasms? Since when? This is news to me.
But around town, it was well known...when they got home at night
Their fat and psychopathic wives
Would thrash them within inches of their lives!
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Postby RossValoryRocks » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:38 pm

7 Wishes wrote:Wait...women have orgasms? Since when? This is news to me.


ROFLMAO! God people are cracking me up.

You need to get out more 7!
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Postby 7 Wishes » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:46 pm

My middle name is "Isitinyet". That should tell ya why I don't get out much.
But around town, it was well known...when they got home at night
Their fat and psychopathic wives
Would thrash them within inches of their lives!
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:55 pm

7 Wishes wrote:My middle name is "Isitinyet". That should tell ya why I don't get out much.


Sounds like ya don't get in much, either.
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Postby Since 78 » Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:00 pm

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
7 Wishes wrote:My middle name is "Isitinyet". That should tell ya why I don't get out much.


Sounds like ya don't get in much, either.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Angel » Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:34 pm

7 Wishes wrote:Wait...women have orgasms? Since when? This is news to me.

What's an orgasm?
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Postby Arianddu » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:21 pm

Angel wrote:
7 Wishes wrote:Wait...women have orgasms? Since when? This is news to me.

What's an orgasm?


There are three types:

1. The Positive - "Oh Yes! Yes! YEEEESSSSSSSS!!!"

2. The Religious - "Oh God...oh God... OH MY GOD!!"

3. The Faked - "Mmm, 7 Wishes, oh yeah, Seven baby, Yeah! Now get off me." :twisted: :twisted:
Why treat life as a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in an attractive & well-preserved body? Get there by skidding in sideways, a glass of wine in one hand, chocolate in the other, body totally worn out, screaming WOOHOO! What a ride!
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Re: OT: Woman Has Orgasm Induced Stroke!

Postby epresley » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:25 pm

Enigma869 wrote::shock: :shock: :shock:


Woman, 35, Suffers Orgasm-Related Stroke


Sex triggered a life-threatening stroke in a healthy 35-year-old Illinois woman, her doctors report. In an interview granted to WebMD by Jose Miller, professor and chair of the neurology department at Loyola University, Chicago, the woman's symptoms were typical of an unusual kind of "cryptogenic" stroke.

These types of sex-related strokes are rare and occur when several risk factors converge. In this particular case, a small opening in the wall between the two upper chambers of the heart, also known as patent foramen ovale or PFO, was the culprit. Blood flow through a PFO increases when a person strains -- such as during orgasm.



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So she was coming AND going??????????????
It's not a lie, if you believe it..........
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Postby etcetera » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:27 pm

Angel wrote:What's an orgasm?

You sure are an angel.
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Postby Behshad » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:32 pm

This post shouldnt have been marked OT, John

You all missed the clues in the post:

Woman, 35
Orgasm-Related Stroke
Illinois woman
Loyola University, Chicago
Blood flow through a PFO increases



The only 35 year old woman from Illinois that has Orgasm related stroked and lives close to Loyola University in Chicago , with increased PFO is
























































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Postby Deb » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:26 am

Arianddu wrote:
Angel wrote:
7 Wishes wrote:Wait...women have orgasms? Since when? This is news to me.

What's an orgasm?


There are three types:

1. The Positive - "Oh Yes! Yes! YEEEESSSSSSSS!!!"

2. The Religious - "Oh God...oh God... OH MY GOD!!"

3. The Faked - "Mmm, 7 Wishes, oh yeah, Seven baby, Yeah! Now get off me." :twisted: :twisted:


:lol:
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Postby Arkansas » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:42 am

Wow. I guess she literally got her 'brains f'd out'.


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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:52 am

Arianddu wrote:
Angel wrote:
7 Wishes wrote:Wait...women have orgasms? Since when? This is news to me.

What's an orgasm?


There are three types:

1. The Positive - "Oh Yes! Yes! YEEEESSSSSSSS!!!"

2. The Religious - "Oh God...oh God... OH MY GOD!!"

3. The Faked - "Mmm, 7 Wishes, oh yeah, Seven baby, Yeah! Now get off me." :twisted: :twisted:


"7 Wishes? This looks more like 4 Wishes to me, but let's see if you have other talents..." :lol: :lol:
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Postby stevew2 » Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:25 am

Angel wrote:
7 Wishes wrote:Wait...women have orgasms? Since when? This is news to me.

What's an orgasm?
I be giving a free seminar on that very subject.Class includes free demonstation.Females only no gays or trannies.
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Postby Angel » Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:53 am

stevew2 wrote:
Angel wrote:
7 Wishes wrote:Wait...women have orgasms? Since when? This is news to me.

What's an orgasm?
I be giving a free seminar on that very subject.Class includes free demonstation.Females only no gays or trannies.

Yeah, I know, I got your flyer in the mail. I just go to frigacompletesme.com to register right????
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Postby annpea » Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:02 am

stevew2 wrote:
Angel wrote:
7 Wishes wrote:Wait...women have orgasms? Since when? This is news to me.

What's an orgasm?
I be giving a free seminar on that very subject.Class includes free demonstation.Females only no gays or trannies.
Will,it be a one time class or a continuing educational course with multiple subjects? :lol: :lol:
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Postby bru87tr » Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:05 am

that guy must feel like the man, unless it was a vibrator.

stupid vibrators! :lol:
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Postby Behshad » Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:08 am

annpea wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Angel wrote:
7 Wishes wrote:Wait...women have orgasms? Since when? This is news to me.

What's an orgasm?
I be giving a free seminar on that very subject.Class includes free demonstation.Females only no gays or trannies.
Will,it be a one time class or a continuing educational course with multiple objects? :lol: :lol:


there I fixed it for ya ! :wink: :lol:
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