OT - Anyone care for EVH's sloppy seconds?

[stevew2]

Rhiannon, here is the deal-

Rather than go home for a weeks vacation, you instead get presented with the gnarliest, beefiest dick east of the Mississippi. I mean this fucker is engorged and looks like the Incredible Hulk's head, but instead it's a dick. Veins popping out, and it is a monster; 10 inches long, slight bend to it, and about 6 inches in circumference.
I'll even draw a face on it's end for ya.

Like I said, I need to know this about you.

You got it down to fine detail,are you sure this monster is for her?Or you thinkin for yourself?

[KenTheDude]

Rhiannon, here is the deal-

Rather than go home for a weeks vacation, you instead get presented with the gnarliest, beefiest dick east of the Mississippi. I mean this fucker is engorged and looks like the Hulk's head, but instead it's a dick. Veins popping out, and it is a monster; 10 inches long, slight bend to it, and about 6 inches in circumference.
I'll even draw a face on it's end for ya.

Like I said, I need to know this about you.

I'll take the week vacation at home. That's a little too freakish for me and I'm a relationship type of gal these days, but thanks for playing!

Somehow I don't think that's the answer Deano's seeking.