Jonathan Cain = Beethoven

[Michigan Girl]

You're a great woman, and I bet you can do some kickass stain removal, but when it comes to sports, then there's no doubt about it: there's not one single sport a woman is better in than a man. I've never played baseball in my life, but I would easily beat you.

Tough love! Now go make me a sandwich

Dude, check yourself. There are a ton of women athletes who can smoke dudes in sports. Ever heard of Lindsay Vonn? How about Annika Sorenstam? Oh and your baseball smack- go Google Jenny Finch and check out how fast she throws a fuckin softball....she would blow you away in three pitches. However, she is so damned hot, I don't think I could concentrate on the damned ball. I would want to charge the mound, and have animalistic sex with her.

There's a reason why all types of sports are separated by sex; if not, then the men would crush the women. A male athlete (ski jumper, golfer, soccer player, 100 m runner, whatever) will always be superior to his female counterpart.

I do not disagree with this. I don't, however, think that a man is automatically superior just because
he has a penis ... e.g. You've never played baseball/softball, but say you can beat me with -o- knowledge
of my ability, this is an example of Penis Superiority!!


Oh and Deano, thanks, but I don't like warm tuna!!!

[portland]

You're a great woman, and I bet you can do some kickass stain removal, but when it comes to sports, then there's no doubt about it: there's not one single sport a woman is better in than a man. I've never played baseball in my life, but I would easily beat you.

Tough love! Now go make me a sandwich

Dude, check yourself. There are a ton of women athletes who can smoke dudes in sports. Ever heard of Lindsay Vonn? How about Annika Sorenstam? Oh and your baseball smack- go Google Jenny Finch and check out how fast she throws a fuckin softball....she would blow you away in three pitches. However, she is so damned hot, I don't think I could concentrate on the damned ball. I would want to charge the mound, and have animalistic sex with her.

There's a reason why all types of sports are separated by sex; if not, then the men would crush the women. A male athlete (ski jumper, golfer, soccer player, 100 m runner, whatever) will always be superior to his female counterpart.

I do not disagree with this. I don't, however, think that a man is automatically superior just because
he has a penis ... e.g. You've never played baseball/softball, but say you can beat me with -o- knowledge
of my ability, this is an example of [i]Penis Superiority!![/i]


Oh and Deano, thanks, but I don't like warm tuna!!!

Parfait has a penis??? Who knew!!!!

[Ehwmatt]

You're a great woman, and I bet you can do some kickass stain removal, but when it comes to sports, then there's no doubt about it: there's not one single sport a woman is better in than a man. I've never played baseball in my life, but I would easily beat you.

Tough love! Now go make me a sandwich

Dude, check yourself. There are a ton of women athletes who can smoke dudes in sports. Ever heard of Lindsay Vonn? How about Annika Sorenstam? Oh and your baseball smack- go Google Jenny Finch and check out how fast she throws a fuckin softball....she would blow you away in three pitches. However, she is so damned hot, I don't think I could concentrate on the damned ball. I would want to charge the mound, and have animalistic sex with her.

There's a reason why all types of sports are separated by sex; if not, then the men would crush the women. A male athlete (ski jumper, golfer, soccer player, 100 m runner, whatever) will always be superior to his female counterpart.

I do not disagree with this. I don't, however, think that a man is automatically superior just because
he has a penis ... e.g. You've never played baseball/softball, but say you can beat me with -o- knowledge
of my ability, this is an example of Penis Superiority!!


Oh and Deano, thanks, but I don't like warm tuna!!!

Ya, men are generally going to crush women in sports all things being equal, but parfait is taking it to the logical extreme. My sisters are both D1 tennis players and way better in their gender than I ever was as a guy. Yet, I crush them both even though I'm not in top form any more, and I always will given my superior athleticism ALONG with the skill I have. That doesn't mean some joe schmo, even a great natural athlete, could pick up a tennis racquet and hang with them. They'd easily win in those kinds of situations.

[parfait]

You're a great woman, and I bet you can do some kickass stain removal, but when it comes to sports, then there's no doubt about it: there's not one single sport a woman is better in than a man. I've never played baseball in my life, but I would easily beat you.

Tough love! Now go make me a sandwich

Dude, check yourself. There are a ton of women athletes who can smoke dudes in sports. Ever heard of Lindsay Vonn? How about Annika Sorenstam? Oh and your baseball smack- go Google Jenny Finch and check out how fast she throws a fuckin softball....she would blow you away in three pitches. However, she is so damned hot, I don't think I could concentrate on the damned ball. I would want to charge the mound, and have animalistic sex with her.

There's a reason why all types of sports are separated by sex; if not, then the men would crush the women. A male athlete (ski jumper, golfer, soccer player, 100 m runner, whatever) will always be superior to his female counterpart.

I do not disagree with this. I don't, however, think that a man is automatically superior just because
he has a penis ... e.g. You've never played baseball/softball, but say you can beat me with -o- knowledge
of my ability, this is an example of Penis Superiority!!


Oh and Deano, thanks, but I don't like warm tuna!!!

Ya, men are generally going to crush women in sports all things being equal, but parfait is taking it to the logical extreme. My sisters are both D1 tennis players and way better in their gender than I ever was as a guy. Yet, I crush them both even though I'm not in top form any more, and I always will given my superior athleticism ALONG with the skill I have. That doesn't mean some joe schmo, even a great natural athlete, could pick up a tennis racquet and hang with them. They'd easily win in those kinds of situations.

Duh, read my posts dude. Of course I would get my ass handed to me by Serena Williams or whatever, but Monfils would've, as any other professional male, tennis player, crush her.

Now, a man is, evolution wise, the stronger sex. We're physically stronger, faster and have a higher pain threshold (the pregnancy thing have been laid to rest years ago).We're better at business and anything else that requires keeping a cool head. But we still lose. Why? Because nothing, absolutely nothing, can beat a beautiful woman. Being the smartest, strongest or whatever is just a way to get the girl - that's it. So all you bitches gets a automatic win.

[Michigan Girl]

lol ...remember Billy Jean and Bobby?!?! Matty?!?! Deano?! ...anyone that's lived a few years or knows tennis history?!?!

[Rockindeano]

lol ...remember Billy Jean and Bobby?!?! Matty?!?! Deano?! ...anyone that's lived a few years or knows tennis history?!?!

Yeah I remember Billy Jean. That dude could swing it. She kicked Bobby Riggs' ass. I will always remember that day. Houston Astrodome I believe. Riggs came in with a bunch of hot chicks surrounding him. Billy Jean Queen wiped the court with his ass.

[Saint John]

lol ...remember Billy Jean and Bobby?!?! ?!

Fuck ... the guy was 55 years old ... much older than than the other 29 year old guy (Billie jean King).

[Don]

Wouldn't Chris Evert vs Martina Navratilova be a better example here?

[portland]

Wouldn't Chris Evert vs Martina Navratilova be a better example here?

Loved Chris Evert...Loved Jimmy Connors more

[Michigan Girl]

lol ...remember Billy Jean and Bobby?!?! ?!

Fuck ... the guy was 55 years old ... much older than than the other 29 year old guy (Billie jean King).

Indeed, but he initiated this Battle of The Sexes, because he was the Superior "MALE" Athlete
He actually beat his 30 yr old second choice the first go round, before King relented!

[Rockindeano]

lol ...remember Billy Jean and Bobby?!?! ?!

Fuck ... the guy was 55 years old ... much older than than the other 29 year old guy (Billie jean King).

Bobby disgraced us males by running his hole nonstop. Dude was a self proclaimed chauvenist. He ran smack his tennis playing couldn't cash. Piece of garbage.

[Saint John]

lol ...remember Billy Jean and Bobby?!?! ?!

Fuck ... the guy was 55 years old ... much older than than the other 29 year old guy (Billie jean King).

Bobby disgraced us males by running his hole nonstop. Dude was a self proclaimed chauvenist. He ran smack his tennis playing couldn't cash. Piece of garbage.

Depends on you look at it. Sure, he didn't win, but he made one of the top female tennis players in the world really work to beat his 55 year old ass. Someone like McEnroe or Connors would have beaten her/him 6-0, 6-0, 6-0. This was a ruse to promote gender equality. The fact is we're not equal. Men are stronger, smarter and better leaders, and the history of the world proves that. More specifically, the white man.

[Rockindeano]

lol ...remember Billy Jean and Bobby?!?! ?!

Fuck ... the guy was 55 years old ... much older than than the other 29 year old guy (Billie jean King).

Bobby disgraced us males by running his hole nonstop. Dude was a self proclaimed chauvenist. He ran smack his tennis playing couldn't cash. Piece of garbage.

Depends on you look at it. Sure, he didn't win, but he made one of the top female tennis players in the world really work to beat his 55 year old ass. Someone like McEnroe or Connors would have beaten her/him 6-0, 6-0, 6-0. This was a ruse to promote gender equality. The fact is we're not equal. Men are stronger, smarter and better leaders, and the history of the world proves that. More specifically, the white man.

Tell me you don't wish Hillary was in Office instead of Obama? I guess you win either way huh?

[Saint John]

lol ...remember Billy Jean and Bobby?!?! ?!

Fuck ... the guy was 55 years old ... much older than than the other 29 year old guy (Billie jean King).

Bobby disgraced us males by running his hole nonstop. Dude was a self proclaimed chauvenist. He ran smack his tennis playing couldn't cash. Piece of garbage.

Depends on you look at it. Sure, he didn't win, but he made one of the top female tennis players in the world really work to beat his 55 year old ass. Someone like McEnroe or Connors would have beaten her/him 6-0, 6-0, 6-0. This was a ruse to promote gender equality. The fact is we're not equal. Men are stronger, smarter and better leaders, and the history of the world proves that. More specifically, the white man.

Tell me you don't wish Hillary was in Office instead of Obama? I guess you win either way huh?

I don't give a fuck who's in office. Just keep taxes relatively low, end handouts and social programs, quit picking on the successful and make the government smaller. And for the love of fucking God, quit extending unemployment!!!

[Ehwmatt]

lol ...remember Billy Jean and Bobby?!?! ?!

Fuck ... the guy was 55 years old ... much older than than the other 29 year old guy (Billie jean King).

Bobby disgraced us males by running his hole nonstop. Dude was a self proclaimed chauvenist. He ran smack his tennis playing couldn't cash. Piece of garbage.

Depends on you look at it. Sure, he didn't win, but he made one of the top female tennis players in the world really work to beat his 55 year old ass. Someone like McEnroe or Connors would have beaten her/him 6-0, 6-0, 6-0. This was a ruse to promote gender equality. The fact is we're not equal. Men are stronger, smarter and better leaders, and the history of the world proves that. More specifically, the white man.

[Rockindeano]

lol ...remember Billy Jean and Bobby?!?! ?!

Fuck ... the guy was 55 years old ... much older than than the other 29 year old guy (Billie jean King).

Bobby disgraced us males by running his hole nonstop. Dude was a self proclaimed chauvenist. He ran smack his tennis playing couldn't cash. Piece of garbage.

Depends on you look at it. Sure, he didn't win, but he made one of the top female tennis players in the world really work to beat his 55 year old ass. Someone like McEnroe or Connors would have beaten her/him 6-0, 6-0, 6-0. This was a ruse to promote gender equality. The fact is we're not equal. Men are stronger, smarter and better leaders, and the history of the world proves that. More specifically, the white man.

Tell me you don't wish Hillary was in Office instead of Obama? I guess you win either way huh?

I don't give a fuck who's in office. Just keep taxes relatively low, end handouts and social programs, quit picking on the successful and make the government smaller. And for the love of fucking God, quit extending unemployment!!!

That's a real good idea. Throw millions and millions, literally millions....out on the streets. Then let them all apply for welfare. Doesn't make any sense. We don't let our own starve and die here, dude. By the way, a great number of the people who are still unemployed are in fact, gulp, REPUBLICANS who won't take jobs that they feel are beneath them. You can't pin this entirely on Democratic inner city street trash folk.

[RossValoryRocks]

lol ...remember Billy Jean and Bobby?!?! ?!

Fuck ... the guy was 55 years old ... much older than than the other 29 year old guy (Billie jean King).

Bobby disgraced us males by running his hole nonstop. Dude was a self proclaimed chauvenist. He ran smack his tennis playing couldn't cash. Piece of garbage.

Depends on you look at it. Sure, he didn't win, but he made one of the top female tennis players in the world really work to beat his 55 year old ass. Someone like McEnroe or Connors would have beaten her/him 6-0, 6-0, 6-0. This was a ruse to promote gender equality. The fact is we're not equal. Men are stronger, smarter and better leaders, and the history of the world proves that. More specifically, the white man.

Tell me you don't wish Hillary was in Office instead of Obama? I guess you win either way huh?

I don't give a fuck who's in office. Just keep taxes relatively low, end handouts and social programs, quit picking on the successful and make the government smaller. And for the love of fucking God, quit extending unemployment!!!

That's a real good idea. Throw millions and millions, literally millions....out on the streets. Then let them all apply for welfare. Doesn't make any sense. We don't let our own starve and die here, dude. By the way, a great number of the people who are still unemployed are in fact, gulp, REPUBLICANS who won't take jobs that they feel are beneath them. You can't pin this entirely on Democratic inner city street trash folk.

Who pays for it?

[Rockindeano]

lol ...remember Billy Jean and Bobby?!?! ?!

Fuck ... the guy was 55 years old ... much older than than the other 29 year old guy (Billie jean King).

Bobby disgraced us males by running his hole nonstop. Dude was a self proclaimed chauvenist. He ran smack his tennis playing couldn't cash. Piece of garbage.

Depends on you look at it. Sure, he didn't win, but he made one of the top female tennis players in the world really work to beat his 55 year old ass. Someone like McEnroe or Connors would have beaten her/him 6-0, 6-0, 6-0. This was a ruse to promote gender equality. The fact is we're not equal. Men are stronger, smarter and better leaders, and the history of the world proves that. More specifically, the white man.

Tell me you don't wish Hillary was in Office instead of Obama? I guess you win either way huh?

I don't give a fuck who's in office. Just keep taxes relatively low, end handouts and social programs, quit picking on the successful and make the government smaller. And for the love of fucking God, quit extending unemployment!!!

That's a real good idea. Throw millions and millions, literally millions....out on the streets. Then let them all apply for welfare. Doesn't make any sense. We don't let our own starve and die here, dude. By the way, a great number of the people who are still unemployed are in fact, gulp, REPUBLICANS who won't take jobs that they feel are beneath them. You can't pin this entirely on Democratic inner city street trash folk.

Who pays for it?

What a stupid question, Stu. We all pay for it. Taxpayers pay taxes and provide the safety net for fellow Americans. it's what the system entails. It's a good system. Are you insinuating that only rich republicans pay taxes for unemployment? Hell, we all pay taxes through our paychecks for unumployment. What case are you trying to make here. We are the United States, not the Divided Staes. Let me ask you, when Katrina hit, did taxpayers throughout this country pay to help the people of Louisiana and Mississippi? You bet they did. When major storms wreak havoc in the northeast and require monetary help, the entire country pays for it. No one should bat a fucking eye over this. We are supposed to help each other, even the Californians(fuck you Dan ).

[Saint John]

6 months seems like long enough to me. Couple that with being able to survive for 6 months without a pay check (very common sense approach to an "emergency fund" that everyone should have) and that's one year to find a job. I don't think anyone would have to look for more than a year. In fact, it's virtually impossible to be unemployed for longer than that. People only get selective because they can be. End that option now and watch those jobs fill up.

[timstar78]

No telling what would have happened if someone compared JC to Mozart...

[RossValoryRocks]

lol ...remember Billy Jean and Bobby?!?! ?!

Fuck ... the guy was 55 years old ... much older than than the other 29 year old guy (Billie jean King).

Bobby disgraced us males by running his hole nonstop. Dude was a self proclaimed chauvenist. He ran smack his tennis playing couldn't cash. Piece of garbage.

Depends on you look at it. Sure, he didn't win, but he made one of the top female tennis players in the world really work to beat his 55 year old ass. Someone like McEnroe or Connors would have beaten her/him 6-0, 6-0, 6-0. This was a ruse to promote gender equality. The fact is we're not equal. Men are stronger, smarter and better leaders, and the history of the world proves that. More specifically, the white man.

Tell me you don't wish Hillary was in Office instead of Obama? I guess you win either way huh?

I don't give a fuck who's in office. Just keep taxes relatively low, end handouts and social programs, quit picking on the successful and make the government smaller. And for the love of fucking God, quit extending unemployment!!!

That's a real good idea. Throw millions and millions, literally millions....out on the streets. Then let them all apply for welfare. Doesn't make any sense. We don't let our own starve and die here, dude. By the way, a great number of the people who are still unemployed are in fact, gulp, REPUBLICANS who won't take jobs that they feel are beneath them. You can't pin this entirely on Democratic inner city street trash folk.

Who pays for it?

What a stupid question, Stu. We all pay for it. Taxpayers pay taxes and provide the safety net for fellow Americans. it's what the system entails. It's a good system. Are you insinuating that only rich republicans pay taxes for unemployment? Hell, we all pay taxes through our paychecks for unumployment. What case are you trying to make here. We are the United States, not the Divided Staes. Let me ask you, when Katrina hit, did taxpayers throughout this country pay to help the people of Louisiana and Mississippi? You bet they did. When major storms wreak havoc in the northeast and require monetary help, the entire country pays for it. No one should bat a fucking eye over this. We are supposed to help each other, even the Californians(fuck you Dan ).

Not a stupid question at all and it you would have thought about it for more than the 10 seconds you did you would have gotten my point...in case you haven't noticed...we are fucking broke! We cannot keep borrowing. California is in even worse shape than all the other states, almost combined...so I ask again...who pays for it? Or maybe better said...How do we pay for it? How do we pay people for 99 fucking weeks of unemployment?

[stevew2]

No telling what would have happened if someone compared JC to Mozart...

Its JF and they should be put in an instutution