So, do you believe Him this time???

[strangegrey]

Woah, Holy shit...that's alot of bad shit released into the atmosphere....causing more global warming. Man, I always knew Gore's carbon footprit was worse than he claimed!!!

[strangegrey]

If we've learned ANYTHING about SP over the years, it's that he does things when he wants to.

I know. And I've had it with that shit.
First he went and got famous before I was old enough to go to concerts. Rat Bastard.
Then he up and stopped doing concerts when I was old enough. Double Rat Bastard.
Now he's just gonna fuck around and not release music until he's ready?
I don't think so, kiss my ass.

Are you married? If not, would you like to be? It's *so* hard to find a woman that agrees with me on such an atomic level.

Really...I'd kick my wife to the curb without a bottle of water to find a woman that thinks like this!

[Rhiannon]

If we've learned ANYTHING about SP over the years, it's that he does things when he wants to.

I know. And I've had it with that shit.
First he went and got famous before I was old enough to go to concerts. Rat Bastard.
Then he up and stopped doing concerts when I was old enough. Double Rat Bastard.
Now he's just gonna fuck around and not release music until he's ready?
I don't think so, kiss my ass.

Are you married? If not, would you like to be? It's *so* hard to find a woman that agrees with me on such an atomic level.

Really...I'd kick my wife to the curb without a bottle of water to find a woman that thinks like this!

Uh-oh, BJ, somebody gotta crush on yo fly ass.

[bluejeangirl76]

If we've learned ANYTHING about SP over the years, it's that he does things when he wants to.

I know. And I've had it with that shit.
First he went and got famous before I was old enough to go to concerts. Rat Bastard.
Then he up and stopped doing concerts when I was old enough. Double Rat Bastard.
Now he's just gonna fuck around and not release music until he's ready?
I don't think so, kiss my ass.

Are you married? If not, would you like to be? It's *so* hard to find a woman that agrees with me on such an atomic level. Really...I'd kick my wife to the curb without a bottle of water to find a woman that thinks like this!

I was but not now.
And I wish he thought like you, but he was stupid enough to stand by and let *all this* go.

[walkslikealady]

Well, if SP finally does something it better be soon...

[bluejeangirl76]

Uh-oh, BJ, somebody gotta crush on yo fly ass.

I seem to have a habit of drawing both the unavailable ones and the undesirable ones.
Am I wearing the wrong color flypaper?

p.s. I didn't just call frank undesirable. Those were 2 different ideas happening there

[mistiejourney]

If this does happen, look for 8 re-releases of it. In ten years, It will have the bonus track "Why does this band go on forever" Featuring Augeri and Soto

Hilarious!

[mistiejourney]

....and then, lo and behold.....Lora's post about The Lunch.

i know.. i couldnt believe she chose the Chicken salad over the Cobb..

Get OUT! We all know the Ceasar salad rocks da house!

[mistiejourney]

So how long are you eternal optimists giving him before you admit he was jerking your chain again? 2009? 2012?

Heh heh. Steve Perry's jerking me.

We can run a baby pool, everyone can throw in $5, and pick your guestimated release date.
You don't get the $ back if it gets aborted.

Major LOL!

I don't know, Nig, my chain is pretty strong. Perry gives it lots of practice. I still say it will never happen.

[mistiejourney]

Someone slip him a heavy dose of pitocin.

Can you see him now, huffing and puffing up and down the hallways?
See, we've thought he was going into labor a few times, just when you thought he would birth something... he'd just fart.
Are we on the receiving end of another Perry potential album rumor fart? Hmmm... my gas mask is ready.

I just laughed to tears, and now have to run to the ladies room and fix my fucking makeup before people come by and want to know why I've been crying. Thanks a lot.

*fart* What was that? Aw damn it... a backing vocal.
There's more in there, yanno. Give that guy some Ex-Lax.

I'm laughing out loud in the airport in Salt Lake City and people are looking at me like I'm nuts!

[mistiejourney]

If we've learned ANYTHING about SP over the years, it's that he does things when he wants to.

I know. And I've had it with that shit.
First he went and got famous before I was old enough to go to concerts. Rat Bastard.
Then he up and stopped doing concerts when I was old enough. Double Rat Bastard.
Now he's just gonna fuck around and not release music until he's ready?
I don't think so, kiss my ass.

Are you married? If not, would you like to be? It's *so* hard to find a woman that agrees with me on such an atomic level.

Really...I'd kick my wife to the curb without a bottle of water to find a woman that thinks like this!

Uh-oh, BJ, somebody gotta crush on yo fly ass.

Um hmmm, I hear dat!

[Carlitto H@kk]

I'm laughing out loud in the airport in Salt Lake City and people are looking at me like I'm nuts!

You're in SLC and you didn't stop in to say "Hi"?!?!?!

[bluejeangirl76]

If we've learned ANYTHING about SP over the years, it's that he does things when he wants to.

I know. And I've had it with that shit.
First he went and got famous before I was old enough to go to concerts. Rat Bastard.
Then he up and stopped doing concerts when I was old enough. Double Rat Bastard.
Now he's just gonna fuck around and not release music until he's ready?
I don't think so, kiss my ass.

Are you married? If not, would you like to be? It's *so* hard to find a woman that agrees with me on such an atomic level.

Really...I'd kick my wife to the curb without a bottle of water to find a woman that thinks like this!

Uh-oh, BJ, somebody gotta crush on yo fly ass.

Um hmmm, I hear dat!

Last time I checked, neither of you were black. Knock that shit off.
No one gots a crush on no one. Don't start rumors.
I believe the what Frank was saying there was simply "I likes how you talks, baby." and that was it.

[Carlitto H@kk]

I believe the what Frank was saying there was simply "I likes how you talks, baby." and that was it.

Translation:
"You sure do got a prrrrrreeeetty mouth."

[Tito]

We got a better chance of playing pick up sticks with our butt checks than this guy coming back.