Official NFL Week 16&17 Thread+Playoffs&Predictions

[Maui Tom]

41-3...

I think the fans should demand Phillips be let go. Garrett also. They can take that asshole Owens with them as well. Pacman and Williams too.

What an embarrassment.

Posers...The Cowboys are POSERS.

[Maui Tom]

sorry for pRick though....sucks to go down in flames like this...

[Saint John]

41-3...

I think the fans should demand Phillips be let go. Garrett also. They can take that asshole Owens with them as well. Pacman and Williams too.

What an embarrassment.

The dude that lines up under center is the biggest shit bag of them all. Tony Romo couldn't start for my high school. Hopefully, the O-line mails it in on a few plays and I get to see Romo smashed a few more times. This is better than UFC.

[Maui Tom]

41-3...

I think the fans should demand Phillips be let go. Garrett also. They can take that asshole Owens with them as well. Pacman and Williams too.

What an embarrassment.

This is better than UFC.

cept those UFC guys get killed and shit....

[Rockindeano]

41-3...

I think the fans should demand Phillips be let go. Garrett also. They can take that asshole Owens with them as well. Pacman and Williams too.

What an embarrassment.

The dude that lines up under center is the biggest shit bag of them all. Tony Romo couldn't start for my high school. Hopefully, the O-line mails it in on a few plays and I get to see Romo smashed a few more times. This is better than UFC.

LOL, fuck em right in their assholes! They wanted Bledsoe's head on a platter too, and he had much less to work with than Romeo Toneo. Lucky bastard will soon forget this loss as he is a half foot inside Jessica's fish sandwich and soon all his agony will go away. Wade will unleash a torrent of anguish on a poor Dallas Burger King employee, ordering "one of everything" and moving up in size, to the Grimace collection of sweatpants.

Sorry Rick, but there is a reason Dallas is the most hated team in the NFL. I hope Jerry Jones takes a dump and the toilet overflows onto his 4,000 dollar suit.

[Rick]

41-3...

I think the fans should demand Phillips be let go. Garrett also. They can take that asshole Owens with them as well. Pacman and Williams too.

What an embarrassment.

The dude that lines up under center is the biggest shit bag of them all. Tony Romo couldn't start for my high school. Hopefully, the O-line mails it in on a few plays and I get to see Romo smashed a few more times. This is better than UFC.

LOL, fuck em right in their assholes! They wanted Bledsoe's head on a platter too, and he had much less to work with than Romeo Toneo. Lucky bastard will soon forget this loss as he is a half foot inside Jessica's fish sandwich and soon all his agony will go away. Wade will unleash a torrent of anguish on a poor Dallas Burger King employee, ordering "one of everything" and moving up in size, to the Grimace collection of sweatpants.

Sorry Rick, but there is a reason Dallas is the most hated team in the NFL. I hope Jerry Jones takes a dump and the toilet overflows onto his 4,000 dollar suit.

What's worse is that almost everyone I work with is from somewhere else, and most of them hate the Cowboys. I'll be hunted down and tortured like a dog when I go back to work Tuesday.

[Saint John]

Wade will unleash a torrent of anguish on a poor Dallas Burger King employee, ordering "one of everything" and moving up in size, to the Grimace collection of sweatpants.

Aw, man...this is some good stuff here. Jones is probably on the phone with league officials right now trying to see if he can buy his way into the playoffs. I hope someone with a 14 inch tool is ramming Simpson in a Motel 6 while she watches the game and laughs.

[Don]

Wade will unleash a torrent of anguish on a poor Dallas Burger King employee, ordering "one of everything" and moving up in size, to the Grimace collection of sweatpants.

Aw, man...this is some good stuff here. Jones is probably on the phone with league officials right now trying to see if he can buy his way into the playoffs. I hope someone with a 14 inch tool is ramming Simpson in a Motel 6 while she watches the game and laughs.

Does T.O. have a brother?

[Don]

41-3...

I think the fans should demand Phillips be let go. Garrett also. They can take that asshole Owens with them as well. Pacman and Williams too.

What an embarrassment.

The dude that lines up under center is the biggest shit bag of them all. Tony Romo couldn't start for my high school. Hopefully, the O-line mails it in on a few plays and I get to see Romo smashed a few more times. This is better than UFC.

LOL, fuck em right in their assholes! They wanted Bledsoe's head on a platter too, and he had much less to work with than Romeo Toneo. Lucky bastard will soon forget this loss as he is a half foot inside Jessica's fish sandwich and soon all his agony will go away. Wade will unleash a torrent of anguish on a poor Dallas Burger King employee, ordering "one of everything" and moving up in size, to the Grimace collection of sweatpants.

Sorry Rick, but there is a reason Dallas is the most hated team in the NFL. I hope Jerry Jones takes a dump and the toilet overflows onto his 4,000 dollar suit.

What's worse is that almost everyone I work with is from somewhere else, and most of them hate the Cowboys. I'll be hunted down and tortured like a dog when I go back to work Tuesday.

Show them you're not a fairweather fan, walk in with some cowboy gear on and tell them to take their best shot.

[Rick]

41-3...

I think the fans should demand Phillips be let go. Garrett also. They can take that asshole Owens with them as well. Pacman and Williams too.

What an embarrassment.

The dude that lines up under center is the biggest shit bag of them all. Tony Romo couldn't start for my high school. Hopefully, the O-line mails it in on a few plays and I get to see Romo smashed a few more times. This is better than UFC.

LOL, fuck em right in their assholes! They wanted Bledsoe's head on a platter too, and he had much less to work with than Romeo Toneo. Lucky bastard will soon forget this loss as he is a half foot inside Jessica's fish sandwich and soon all his agony will go away. Wade will unleash a torrent of anguish on a poor Dallas Burger King employee, ordering "one of everything" and moving up in size, to the Grimace collection of sweatpants.

Sorry Rick, but there is a reason Dallas is the most hated team in the NFL. I hope Jerry Jones takes a dump and the toilet overflows onto his 4,000 dollar suit.

What's worse is that almost everyone I work with is from somewhere else, and most of them hate the Cowboys. I'll be hunted down and tortured like a dog when I go back to work Tuesday.

Show them you're not a fairweather fan, walk in with some cowboy gear on and tell them to take their best shot.

I always do. I'll knock a motherfucker out.

[Rockindeano]

Just get an Aikman or Staubach jersey...those guys were good guys and I tolerated the Boys then. It's the Jerra and Barra(Jones and Switzer era) that made me sour on those cornholes. Add in some Michael Irvin, cocaine, Deon and his refusal to hit anyone, and you have a hated organization.

[Rick]

Just get an Aikman or Staubach jersey...those guys were good guys and I tolerated the Boys then. It's the Jerra and Barra(Jones and Switzer era) that made me sour on those cornholes. Add in some Michael Irvin, cocaine, Deon and his refusal to hit anyone, and you have a hated organization.

I can wear a ballcap, that's about it. They'll make me take that off if they want to get picky. It's not uniform.

[Saint John]

If anyone in Dallas thought the Cowboys were going to win this game they need to be institutionalized. This is a shit team with zero chemistry. I am sort of disappointed that I won't get to see them get smashed next week in their annual playoff loss. This will just have to do! Anyone, and I mean anyone, walking around with a Tony Romo jersey after this week should be fair game to be sacked while roaming city streets.

[Saint John]

I liked the Cowboys of the mid 90's. That team had swagger, knew how party , and always showed up on Sunday. Romo had to tell lardass that when it's 4th and 4 inches you don't punt the fucking ball. Phillips has about as much control of that team as Oprah does at a buffet. Wade Phillips should be working at Bill's Used Car Lot and Romo should be the lackey that washes the fucking cars. Instead, numbnuts Jerry Jones gives a QB out of Eastern fucking Illinois College a multi-million dollar deal. I'm outta here...gonna go see if I can still throw a football 50 yards like I used to. Maybe Jones will sign me.

[S2M]

Can someone tell me HOW the fuck Miami wins the division. Cause they are going one and out.

[Rick]

If anyone in Dallas thought the Cowboys were going to win this game they need to be institutionalized. This is a shit team with zero chemistry. I am sort of disappointed that I won't get to see them get smashed next week in their annual playoff loss. This will just have to do! Anyone, and I mean anyone, walking around with a Tony Romo jersey after this week should be fair game to be sacked while roaming city streets.

Romo is a good guy. The fans like him. He's not proving himself much lately, however, that's for sure. I still think they Cowboys biggest problem is coaching. Or the lack of it. They look really under-practiced.

[YoungJRNY]

AFC WILDCARD WEEKEND:

(6) Baltimore Ravens @ (4) Miami Dolphins

(5) Indianapolis Colts @ (4) San Diego Chargers/ Denver Broncos

BYES: (1) Tennessee Titans ; (2) Pittsburgh Steelers

NFC WILDCARD WEEKEND:

(6) Philadelphia Eagles @ (3) Minnesota Vikings

(5) Atlanta Falcons @ (4) Arizona Cardinals

BYES: (1) New York Giants ; (2) Carolina Panthers

[Enigma869]

Can someone tell me HOW the fuck Miami wins the division. Cause they are going one and out.

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I can tell you. The Jets suck and Brett Favre REALLY needs to hang it up. He proved once again while I will never mention him with the top 5 QB to ever play in the NFL. He once again cost his team the game and once again led the NFL in interceptions. Absolutely pathetic. Miami will definitely get rolled by Baltimore. I'm not terribly disappointed the Patriots didn't get in, because their defense is atrocious and they would have gotten embarrassed.

[Saint John]

Romo is a good guy. The fans like him.

Well then he should run for City Council. He's not an NFL quarterback. He's a decent backup...at best.

He's not proving himself much lately, however, that's for sure.

Lately?!?! He's never won a playoff game!!! The guy is a train wreck in any sort of big game. And today was a big game. How'd he do? Phillips will not be back next year, regardless of what Jones said. Cowher's phone will be ringing shortly. Actually, with the personalities they have on that team they should bring back Jimmy Johnson. He knows how to keep the inmates in line just enough for them to be thugs and winners on the field.

[Enigma869]

Fuck you JFB, before you tell me to go fuck myself, look at his numbers.

I think based on numbers alone that Rivers is absolutely a candidate. That said, Brees has the best numbers of any QB in the NFL. If Rivers comes out and throws for 2 TD and 200 yards tonight, he'll still just be tied with Brees for TD passes and have a whopping 1000 fewer passing yards!

[Rockindeano]

If anyone in Dallas thought the Cowboys were going to win this game they need to be institutionalized. This is a shit team with zero chemistry. I am sort of disappointed that I won't get to see them get smashed next week in their annual playoff loss. This will just have to do! Anyone, and I mean anyone, walking around with a Tony Romo jersey after this week should be fair game to be sacked while roaming city streets.

Romo is a good guy. The fans like him. He's not proving himself much lately, however, that's for sure. I still think they Cowboys biggest problem is coaching. Or the lack of it. They look really under-practiced.

Doesn't matter if he is a good guy. Bledsoe was a great guy, who was respected by everyone and still is today. He was thrown out on a rail.

You think it's possible that that cancer #81 might be a serious problem and need to be eradicated?

[Rick]

If anyone in Dallas thought the Cowboys were going to win this game they need to be institutionalized. This is a shit team with zero chemistry. I am sort of disappointed that I won't get to see them get smashed next week in their annual playoff loss. This will just have to do! Anyone, and I mean anyone, walking around with a Tony Romo jersey after this week should be fair game to be sacked while roaming city streets.

Romo is a good guy. The fans like him. He's not proving himself much lately, however, that's for sure. I still think they Cowboys biggest problem is coaching. Or the lack of it. They look really under-practiced.

Doesn't matter if he is a good guy. Bledsoe was a great guy, who was respected by everyone and still is today. He was thrown out on a rail.

You think it's possible that that cancer #81 might be a serious problem and need to be eradicated?

Yep, I think Romo is pressured to hold the ball longer because that crybaby asshole whines too much.

[Rockindeano]

Can someone tell me HOW the fuck Miami wins the division. Cause they are going one and out.

Miami beats Baltimore next week. Pennington is a Ivy Leaguer who simply doesn't throw picks and they're 2 back wildcat offensive approach is grinding yet solid. They score about 21 points every game and allow about 14 or so. Parcells as GM the difference maker? Hmm.

The NYG are team that should be worried. While Philly, Indy, Minny, and SD are all surging.

[S2M]

My query still has gone unanswered....HOW did Miami win the division? How far did the tiebreakers go? I'm admittedly ignorant when it comes to all this playoff nonsensical tiebreaker shit. If they reseeded after the reg. season, Pats would be in.

[Saint John]

Romo always chokes. It's the same shit every year. Today it was 2 huge fumbles, last year it was an interception, a few years ago it was a botched place kick. It's always him. Look no further. Jones should release or trade him immediately. Hope Brady gets healthy and trade for Cassel. Romo could be Brady's backup. Tom could show him how to not fuck games up. Any team starting Romo is doomed for failure. The man has more than proven that he is a loser when it comes to winning in the NFL.

[Enigma869]

Yep, I think Romo is pressured to hold the ball longer because that crybaby asshole whines too much.

Dude...you need to take off your Cowboy colored glasses. That performance by Dallas today was one of the most embarrassing performances I've EVER seen by an NFL team. Losing a game is one thing, but losing 44-6 to a VERY mediocre Eagles team is beyond pathetic. I've been telling Dallas fans since the day that buffoon Phillips was hired that he couldn't coach and that they would NEVER win anything with the guy. Even I thought they had enough talent to at least get into the playoffs. Also, with or without Phillips, Romo has to be accountable for being a master choke artist. This guy pisses away EVERY big game he's ever involved in. He's quickly becoming Jeff George, with stats all over the place but can never win a game when it actually matters. The Cowboys desperately need to clean house. I agree with Dan that Jones will clean house, in spite of what he's telling the media (what the hell is he supposed to say). If Jones has two brain cells connected, he will come to the realization that Phillips is an abomination of a head coach and always has been. The guy should have never been hired in the first place!

[Rick]

Yep, I think Romo is pressured to hold the ball longer because that crybaby asshole whines too much.

Dude...you need to take off your Cowboy colored glasses. That performance by Dallas today was one of the most embarrassing performances I've EVER seen by an NFL team. Losing a game is one thing, but losing 44-6 to a VERY mediocre Eagles team is beyond pathetic. I've been telling Dallas fans since the day that buffoon Phillips was hired that he couldn't coach and that they would NEVER win anything with the guy. Even I thought they had enough talent to at least get into the playoffs. Also, with or without Phillips, Romo has to be accountable for being a master choke artist. This guy pisses away EVERY big game he's ever involved in. He's quickly becoming Jeff George, with stats all over the place but can never win a game when it actually matters. The Cowboys desperately need to clean house. I agree with Dan that Jones will clean house, in spite of what he's telling the media (what the hell is he supposed to say). If Jones has two brain cells connected, he will come to the realization that Phillips is an abomination of a head coach and always has been. The guy should have never been hired in the first place!

Remember his old man? He called players by their numbers because he couldn't remember their names.

[Enigma869]

My query still has gone unanswered....HOW did Miami win the division? How far did the tiebreakers go? I'm admittedly ignorant when it comes to all this playoff nonsensical tiebreaker shit. If they reseeded after the reg. season, Pats would be in.

Head to head, Miami and New England tied (first tiebreaker). The next tiebreaker is conference record. New England finished the season with a 7-5 conference record while Miami's win today gave them an 8-4 conference record, hence them winning the AFC East.

[Saint John]

Still hard to believe an 11-5 team has to go home. Especially with some of the shitballs that made the playoffs.

[Rockindeano]

Too bad the Cowboys couldn't stick around to get annihilated yet again. Never gets old watching those whiny cocksuckers go down.