OT: Corrupt A Wish

[YoungJRNY]

I wish my expected package arrives today.

Granted, and it's 8lbs of cat vomit.

I wish Kim would get cat vomit in the mail today.

Granted, but I'm going to throw it at you.

I wish I would get cat vomit so I could throw it at Rhiannon.

Granted, and then you guys make out

I wish they'd make pools detect urine

[S2M]

I wish my expected package arrives today.

Granted, and it's 8lbs of cat vomit.

I wish Kim would get cat vomit in the mail today.

Granted, but I'm going to throw it at you.

I wish I would get cat vomit so I could throw it at Rhiannon.

Granted, and then you guys make out

I wish they'd make pools detect urine

Granted. and I got nothing....

I wish I didn't just fail....

[KenTheDude]

I wish my expected package arrives today.

Granted, and it's 8lbs of cat vomit.

I wish Kim would get cat vomit in the mail today.

Granted, but I'm going to throw it at you.

I wish I would get cat vomit so I could throw it at Rhiannon.

Granted, and then you guys make out

I wish they'd make pools detect urine

Granted, but the detection device must be planted in your taste buds.

I wish Rhiannon & BJG would get it out of their system and mud wrestle already.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish my expected package arrives today.

Granted, and it's 8lbs of cat vomit.

I wish Kim would get cat vomit in the mail today.

Granted, but I'm going to throw it at you.

I wish I would get cat vomit so I could throw it at Rhiannon.

Granted, and then you guys make out

I wish they'd make pools detect urine

Granted, but the detection device must be planted in your taste buds.

I wish Rhiannon & BJG would get it out of their system and mud wrestle already.

Granted, but you do not get to watch.

I wish women were more respected around here.

[YoungJRNY]

I wish my expected package arrives today.

Granted, and it's 8lbs of cat vomit.

I wish Kim would get cat vomit in the mail today.

Granted, but I'm going to throw it at you.

I wish I would get cat vomit so I could throw it at Rhiannon.

Granted, and then you guys make out

I wish they'd make pools detect urine

Granted, but the detection device must be planted in your taste buds.

I wish Rhiannon & BJG would get it out of their system and mud wrestle already.

Granted, but you do not get to watch.

I wish women were more respected around here.

Granted, but only when naked (Jk sweetie, you know it's all in fun )

I wish we'd all go streaking

[Rhiannon]

I wish we'd all go streaking

Granted, but it's really cold that day.

I wish we'd all party soon.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish we'd all go streaking

Granted, but we don't do co-ed streaking so you get to run naked with all the MR boys.

I wish for a stop at starbucks on the way home.

[lights1961]

I wish we'd all go streaking

Granted, but we don't do co-ed streaking so you get to run naked with all the MR boys.

I wish for a stop at starbucks on the way home.

granted...but its 100.00 bucks just today...

wish I was golfing...

[Vocalsmanvocals]

I wish we'd all go streaking

Granted, but we don't do co-ed streaking so you get to run naked with all the MR boys.

I wish for a stop at starbucks on the way home.

granted...but its 100.00 bucks just today...

wish I was golfing...

Granted...but there is snow on the ground so no...

Wish I could peak at the new Perry album....

[bluejeangirl76]

Wish I could peak at the new Perry album....

Granted, but then you can't peek at the new Perry album.

I wish my desk wasn't such a mess.

[artist4perry]

I wish we'd all go streaking

Granted, but we don't do co-ed streaking so you get to run naked with all the MR boys.

I wish for a stop at starbucks on the way home.

granted...but its 100.00 bucks just today...

wish I was golfing...

Granted...but there is snow on the ground so no...

Wish I could peak at the new Perry album....

Granted, but just a peak, you can't ever listen to it. Ever.

I wish Rip would eat another Durian fruit and post it on youtube.

[Vocalsmanvocals]

Wish I could peak at the new Perry album....

Granted, but then you can't peek at the new Perry album.

I wish my desk wasn't such a mess.

Granted...now get some wipes and clean it up for real lol

Wish I was on vacation now...

[Vocalsmanvocals]

I wish we'd all go streaking

Granted, but we don't do co-ed streaking so you get to run naked with all the MR boys.

I wish for a stop at starbucks on the way home.

granted...but its 100.00 bucks just today...

wish I was golfing...

Granted...but there is snow on the ground so no...

Wish I could peak at the new Perry album....

Granted, but just a peak, you can't ever listen to it. Ever.

I wish Rip would eat another Durian fruit and post it on youtube.

Granted..but just a peak u cant listen to it..EVER lol

Wish I didnt have to reply to two of these at the same time LOL

[DrFU]

Wish I could peak at the new Perry album....

Granted, but then you can't peek at the new Perry album.

I wish my desk wasn't such a mess.

Granted...now get some wipes and clean it up for real lol

Wish I was on vacation now...

Granted, but your vacation is a 1000 mile road trip in a shitty Malibu with 4 preschool children on the way to see the World's Biggest Ball of Twine ...

I wish I could do all the traveling I want to do.

[KenTheDude]

Wish I could peak at the new Perry album....

Granted, but then you can't peek at the new Perry album.

I wish my desk wasn't such a mess.

Granted...now get some wipes and clean it up for real lol

Wish I was on vacation now...

Granted, but your vacation is a 1000 mile road trip in a shitty Malibu with 4 preschool children on the way to see the World's Biggest Ball of Twine ...

I wish I could do all the traveling I want to do.

Granted, but you have to do it in a shitty Malibu with 4 preschool children.

I wish I could see Linda in a shitty Malibu with 4 preschool children.

[DrFU]

Wish I could peak at the new Perry album....

Granted, but then you can't peek at the new Perry album.

I wish my desk wasn't such a mess.

Granted...now get some wipes and clean it up for real lol

Wish I was on vacation now...

Granted, but your vacation is a 1000 mile road trip in a shitty Malibu with 4 preschool children on the way to see the World's Biggest Ball of Twine ...

I wish I could do all the traveling I want to do.

Granted, but you have to do it in a shitty Malibu with 4 preschool children.

I wish I could see Linda in a shitty Malibu with 4 preschool children.

Granted, but you have to see it from the backseat, strapped in between the kid in the carseat with the dirty diaper and the one who gets carsick.

I wish I never had to go to another meeting.

[KenTheDude]

Wish I could peak at the new Perry album....

Granted, but then you can't peek at the new Perry album.

I wish my desk wasn't such a mess.

Granted...now get some wipes and clean it up for real lol

Wish I was on vacation now...

Granted, but your vacation is a 1000 mile road trip in a shitty Malibu with 4 preschool children on the way to see the World's Biggest Ball of Twine ...

I wish I could do all the traveling I want to do.

Granted, but you have to do it in a shitty Malibu with 4 preschool children.

I wish I could see Linda in a shitty Malibu with 4 preschool children.

Granted, but you have to see it from the backseat, strapped in between the kid in the carseat with the dirty diaper and the one who gets carsick.

I wish I never had to go to another meeting.

Granted, but then you'll have to marry the most boring, self-absorbed professor known to mankind.

I wish I could go to Linda's wedding.

[DrFU]

Wish I could peak at the new Perry album....

Granted, but then you can't peek at the new Perry album.

I wish my desk wasn't such a mess.

Granted...now get some wipes and clean it up for real lol

Wish I was on vacation now...

Granted, but your vacation is a 1000 mile road trip in a shitty Malibu with 4 preschool children on the way to see the World's Biggest Ball of Twine ...

I wish I could do all the traveling I want to do.

Granted, but you have to do it in a shitty Malibu with 4 preschool children.

I wish I could see Linda in a shitty Malibu with 4 preschool children.

Granted, but you have to see it from the backseat, strapped in between the kid in the carseat with the dirty diaper and the one who gets carsick.

I wish I never had to go to another meeting.

Granted, but then you'll have to marry the most boring, self-absorbed professor known to mankind.

I wish I could go to Linda's wedding.

Dammit, I knew swapping bad date stories with you was going to come back to haunt me ...

Okay, granted, but it's December 1979 in a county courthouse, and the JP is drunk; he calls the groom Kenneth throughout the entire (mercifully short) ceremony. The groom's name is Steve. Neither you nor anyone in the room has a particularly good time.

I wish someone else would pick up this thread ...

[G.I.Jim]

I wish someone else would pick up this thread ... [/quote]

Granted, but then it never ends and you end up wishing it was never invented.

I wish Journey would announce some new dates closer to S.C.

[Rhiannon]

I wish Journey would announce some new dates closer to S.C.

Granted, but they're in Clio, Ketchuptown, and Mudlick.

I wish tomorrow would go by fast.

[pinkfloyd1973]

I wish Journey would announce some new dates closer to S.C.

Granted, but they're in Clio, Ketchuptown, and Mudlick.

I wish tomorrow would go by fast.

Granted, but the following day will drag by as slow as hell

I wish I had a better job than retail


Robin 8)

[KenTheDude]

I wish Journey would announce some new dates closer to S.C.

Granted, but they're in Clio, Ketchuptown, and Mudlick.

I wish tomorrow would go by fast.

Granted, but the following day will drag by as slow as hell

I wish I had a better job than retail


Robin 8)

Granted, you are a Dentist. (in the county where they made the movie Deliverance)

I wish I could be a Journey roadie for a week.

[Arianddu]

I wish I could be a Journey roadie for a week.

Granted, but your job is hand washing the guys dirty underwear and sweaty shirts.

I wish I could go sailing more.

[Ratgirl]

Granted, but your job is hand washing the guys dirty underwear and sweaty shirts.

I wish I could go sailing more.

Granted, but your sailboat has holes in it.

I wish I was off from work today.

[KenTheDude]

Granted, but your job is hand washing the guys dirty underwear and sweaty shirts.

I wish I could go sailing more.

Granted, but your sailboat has holes in it.

I wish I was off from work today.

Granted, you're fired.

I wish I didn't just fire Ratgirl.

[Arianddu]

I wish I didn't just fire Ratgirl.

Granted - she's still stuck in the cannon.

I wish my headache would go away

[Rhiannon]

I wish my headache would go away

Granted, you just got a lobotomy.

I wish I had my morning starbucks already.

[KenTheDude]

I wish my headache would go away

Granted, you just got a lobotomy.

I wish I had my morning starbucks already.

Granted, but a homeless bum crack addict just sneezed in it.

I wish I could see Rhiannon's face when the homeless bum crack addict sneezes in her starbucks.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish my headache would go away

Granted, you just got a lobotomy.

I wish I had my morning starbucks already.

Granted, but a homeless bum crack addict just sneezed in it.

I wish I could see Rhiannon's face when the homeless bum crack addict sneezes in her starbucks.

Granted, but she throws up immediately and all of it hits you.

I wish drama queens would all collectively grow up and get over themselves.

[KenTheDude]

I wish my headache would go away

Granted, you just got a lobotomy.

I wish I had my morning starbucks already.

Granted, but a homeless bum crack addict just sneezed in it.

I wish I could see Rhiannon's face when the homeless bum crack addict sneezes in her starbucks.

Granted, but she throws up immediately and all of it hits you.

I wish drama queens would all collectively grow up and get over themselves.

Granted, you are now grown up and able to get over yourself (just kidding, I think I know who you're referring to.)

I wish BJG wouldn't flame me for my last statement.