OT: Corrupt A Wish

[bluejeangirl76]

Granted, but now I have no one to be mean to.

(ken... the drama isn't here... it was an alleged "friend" trying to pull crap on me via email)


I wish I could teleport.

[Rhiannon]

(ken... the drama isn't here... it was an alleged "friend" trying to pull crap on me via email)

Tell that attention whoring steer-fucker to shove one of her Choos up her double-wide ass.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted... but you have to put with me for 12 hours in the car.


I wish the plant had shipped my client's check discs on time.

[KenTheDude]

(ken... the drama isn't here... it was an alleged "friend" trying to pull crap on me via email)

Tell that attention whoring steer-fucker to shove one of her Choos up her double-wide ass.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted... but you have to put with me for 12 hours in the car.


I wish the plant had shipped my client's check discs on time.

Granted, but they shipped it to Mongolia.

I wish Journey would do a private concert for MR's only.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish the plant had shipped my client's check discs on time.

Granted, but the discs went out blank.

I wish there will still be bacon left when I go for breakfast in 2 minutes.

[KenTheDude]

I wish the plant had shipped my client's check discs on time.

Granted, but the discs went out blank.

I wish there will still be bacon left when I go for breakfast in 2 minutes.

Granted but they're coated in fish oil.

I wish I could see the look on BJG's face when she eats fish-flavored bacon.

[Rhiannon]

I wish the plant had shipped my client's check discs on time.

Granted, but the discs went out blank.

Check discs ARE blank... these were for offset proofing.

I wish there will still be bacon left when I go for breakfast in 2 minutes.

Granted, but it's Canadian.

I wish I could do this mock up without getting a panel upside down again so I could go have my sbux.

[KenTheDude]

I wish the plant had shipped my client's check discs on time.

Granted, but the discs went out blank.

Check discs ARE blank... these were for offset proofing.

I wish there will still be bacon left when I go for breakfast in 2 minutes.

Granted, but it's Canadian.

I wish I could do this mock up without getting a panel upside down again so I could go have my sbux.

Granted but it explodes afterwards.

I wish I knew what the hell Rhiannon just said.

[Rhiannon]

I wish I knew what the hell Rhiannon just said.

Doing a laser proof for a jewel case insert. It's 4/4 (front and back) and I sent it through the printer upside down on the last pass. Thereby delaying my coffee run. ...Wish granted.

I wish Ken would let me drive his car.

[KenTheDude]

I wish I knew what the hell Rhiannon just said.

Doing a laser proof for a jewel case insert. It's 4/4 (front and back) and I sent it through the printer upside down on the last pass. Thereby delaying my coffee run. ...Wish granted.

I wish Ken would let me drive his car.

Since you granted my wish without corrupting it, next time you're in the Houston area...wish granted...I'll let you drive my car.

I wish Rhiannon some day could come to the Houston area to drive my car. (just please don't wreck it)

[Rhiannon]

I wish Rhiannon some day could come to the Houston area to drive my car. (just please don't wreck it)

Granted... but she might move your seat and forget to put it back.

I wish Kim's bag of cat vomit would arrive in the mail today!

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish Rhiannon some day could come to the Houston area to drive my car. (just please don't wreck it)

Granted... but she might move your seat and forget to put it back.

I wish Kim's bag of cat vomit would arrive in the mail today!

LMAO. So THAT'S what "BOC" is.

Granted (I hope), but its not cat vomit, its a blue ray player, and your dreams are smashed.

I wish the USPS didn't suck.

[KenTheDude]

I wish Rhiannon some day could come to the Houston area to drive my car. (just please don't wreck it)

Granted... but she might move your seat and forget to put it back.

I wish Kim's bag of cat vomit would arrive in the mail today!

Well I have to slide it all the way back every time just to be able to climb out of the darn thing. And the passenger seat is non-adjustable. It's bolted to the floor.

[KenTheDude]

I wish Rhiannon some day could come to the Houston area to drive my car. (just please don't wreck it)

Granted... but she might move your seat and forget to put it back.

I wish Kim's bag of cat vomit would arrive in the mail today!

LMAO. So THAT'S what "BOC" is.

Granted (I hope), but its not cat vomit, its a blue ray player, and your dreams are smashed.

I wish the USPS didn't suck.

You might have stumped us on that one. That's a tall order to grant because they do suck. But here goes...granted, the USPS doesn't suck anymore because they no longer exist. They just went backrupt and all mail is now delivered via Pony Express.

I wish all CEO execs that got free bailout money would be required to pay all of our bills for life.

[KenTheDude]

I wish Rhiannon some day could come to the Houston area to drive my car. (just please don't wreck it)

Granted... but she might move your seat and forget to put it back.

I wish Kim's bag of cat vomit would arrive in the mail today!

LMAO. So THAT'S what "BOC" is.

Granted (I hope), but its not cat vomit, its a blue ray player, and your dreams are smashed.

I wish the USPS didn't suck.

I've been wanting to get a blue ray player and the only reason why I haven't is because I heard you have to constantly update the software or the newer releases won't play.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish the USPS didn't suck.

You might have stumped us on that one. That's a tall order to grant because they do suck. But here goes...granted, the USPS doesn't suck anymore because they no longer exist. They just went backrupt and all mail is now delivered via Pony Express.

Except you just put my ex out of a job and the bum still owes on my car and needs that job. (or rather, I need the car paid off... LMAO)

I wish Ken didn't just jinx the post office, however much they SUCK.

[KenTheDude]

I wish the USPS didn't suck.

You might have stumped us on that one. That's a tall order to grant because they do suck. But here goes...granted, the USPS doesn't suck anymore because they no longer exist. They just went backrupt and all mail is now delivered via Pony Express.

Except you just put my ex out of a job and the bum still owes on my car and needs that job. (or rather, I need the car paid off... LMAO)

I wish Ken didn't just jinx the post office, however much they SUCK.

Granted, the USPS in now back in service after a brief hiatus. Thus allowing your ex to provide you with a car that's completely paid for. However, it's a 1977 Mercury Bobcat that burns oil, has no brakes, only turns left & smells inside like a combination of used kitty litter and someone pissing on a campfire.

I wish I could read minds.

[Rhiannon]

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but you can only read minds of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

I wish I had better cell reception at my desk.

[KenTheDude]

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but you can only read minds of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

I wish I had better cell reception at my desk.

Granted, you have crystal clear reception. But the only ingoing & outgoing calls are with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

I wish I were a stunt double for porno movies.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish I were a stunt double for porno movies.

Granted, but its only gay porn.

I wish wouldn't have walked face first into that because it was WAY to easy.

[KenTheDude]

I wish I were a stunt double for porno movies.

Granted, but its only gay porn.

I wish wouldn't have walked face first into that because it was WAY to easy.

Granted, but now you're required to do gay porn too with Rosie O'Donnell & Joan Rivers.

I wish I could never see R O'D & Joan Rivers naked.

[Rhiannon]

I wish I could never see R O'D & Joan Rivers naked.

Granted, just Abe Vigoda.

I wish Ken would enjoy that.

[KenTheDude]

I wish I could never see R O'D & Joan Rivers naked.

Granted, just Abe Vigoda.

I wish Ken would enjoy that.

Granted, but he looks exactly like you.

I wish all of the women that post on this site would PM naked pics of themselves to all of the guys. (Since Deano isn't around, someone has to request it)

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish I could never see R O'D & Joan Rivers naked.

Granted, just Abe Vigoda.

I wish Ken would enjoy that.

Granted, but he only sees Abe Vigoda's head... on your body.

I wish people would quit walking by when I'm trying to post.

[KenTheDude]

I wish I could never see R O'D & Joan Rivers naked.

Granted, just Abe Vigoda.

I wish Ken would enjoy that.

Granted, but he only sees Abe Vigoda's head... on your body.

I wish people would quit walking by when I'm trying to post.

Granted, they come in to your office and sit down behind you, breathe on your neck, and watch you screw off.

I wish I would start receiving those PM's I just requested.

[Rhiannon]

I wish I would start receiving those PM's I just requested.

Granted, but they're not from the girls.

I wish I had a giant inflatable flailing armed tube-man, like I see at car lots.

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

I wish I would start receiving those PM's I just requested.

Granted, but they're not from the girls.

I wish I had a giant inflatable flailing armed tube-man, like I see at car lots.

Granted, but he will act just like a real live man, sit around your living room in his underwear, guzzing six packs of beer, farting and scratcing his nuts like a real man whilst watching the NFL

I wish I was half as witty as some of the people on this site, and that I could make funny shit up......

[KenTheDude]

I wish I would start receiving those PM's I just requested.

Granted, but they're not from the girls.

I wish I had a giant inflatable flailing armed tube-man, like I see at car lots.

Granted, but that's not the only thing it has flailing. And it's over-sized as well!

I wish the work day would end so I can go to the Cubs/Astros game.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish the work day would end so I can go to the Cubs/Astros game.

Granted, but the CUBS WIN.

I wish the fountain soda here didn't taste like cleanser.

[KenTheDude]

I wish the work day would end so I can go to the Cubs/Astros game.

Granted, but the CUBS WIN.

I wish the fountain soda here didn't taste like cleanser.

THANK YOU! I hate the Astros, I'm a Cubs fan. But everytime I go here, the Cubs lose.
Granted, it doesn't taste like cleaner anymore. It now tastes like the ass-end of a menstruating skunk.

I wish this project that I'm working on would end. I'm designing a new sewer system and I'm tired of having my mind in the gutter.

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

I wish the work day would end so I can go to the Cubs/Astros game.

Granted, but the CUBS WIN.

I wish the fountain soda here didn't taste like cleanser.

THANK YOU! I hate the Astros, I'm a Cubs fan.
Granted, it doesn't taste like cleaner anymore. It now tastes like the ass-end of a menstuating skunk.

I wish this project that I'm working on would end. I'm designing a new sewer system and I'm tired of having my mind in the gutter.

Granted, but now your town will be over run by giant floating Turds,

I wish I was 18 again but knew all the shit I know about girls now.