OT: Corrupt A Wish

[Carla777]

I wish I was 18 again but knew all the shit I know about girls now.

Granted, but you have serious acné problems because your hormones are crazy

I wish i could meet Steve Perry

[YoungJRNY]

I wish I was 18 again but knew all the shit I know about girls now.

Granted, but you have serious acné problems because your hormones are crazy

I wish i could meet Steve Perry

Granted, but turns out he wants to corrupt you into joining his Nazi concentration camp stationed in San Francisco

I wish Steve Perry would change his name to Sage Parker because I'm sick of seeing the name Steve Perry

[KenTheDude]

I wish I was 18 again but knew all the shit I know about girls now.

Granted, but you have serious acné problems because your hormones are crazy

I wish i could meet Steve Perry

Granted, but turns out he wants to corrupt you into joining his Nazi concentration camp stationed in San Francisco

I wish Steve Perry would change his name to Sage Parker because I'm sick of seeing the name Steve Perry

Granted, but then you have to have a picture of Steve Perry tattoed on your chest.

I wish I were a billionaire.

[Rhiannon]

I wish I were a billionaire.

Granted, but its in penny form and you can't roll it and take it to the bank.

I wish it were 5 already!

[Jana]

Granted, but it's five a.m., and the alarm is going off.

I wish Neal Schon would show up at my door playing a song off one of his solo albums.

[YoungJRNY]

I wish I were a billionaire.

Granted, but its in penny form and you can't roll it and take it to the bank.

I wish it were 5 already!

Granted, but it only lasts for 30 seconds because I want it to be 7 already..

I wish my dog wouldn't shit in the house so much

[KenTheDude]

I wish I were a billionaire.

Granted, but its in penny form and you can't roll it and take it to the bank.

I wish it were 5 already!

Granted, it is on the east coast so you're in a retirement trailer park in Florida.

I wish I had a bacon cheese burger from Burger-Tex right now.

[Jana]

I wish I were a billionaire.

Granted, but its in penny form and you can't roll it and take it to the bank.

I wish it were 5 already!

Granted, but it only lasts for 30 seconds because I want it to be 7 already..

I wish my dog wouldn't shit in the house so much

Granted, but your dog died.

I wish I was more organized.

[KenTheDude]

I wish I were a billionaire.

Granted, but its in penny form and you can't roll it and take it to the bank.

I wish it were 5 already!

Granted, but it only lasts for 30 seconds because I want it to be 7 already..

I wish my dog wouldn't shit in the house so much

Granted, he shits in your car.

I wish I were already at thge Cubs game eating a chili dog.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish my dog wouldn't shit in the house so much

Granted. Now he's shitting in your shoes. Twice a day.

I wish never to hear the song "867-5309" again.

[Jana]

I wish I were a billionaire.

Granted, but its in penny form and you can't roll it and take it to the bank.

I wish it were 5 already!

Granted, it is on the east coast so you're in a retirement trailer park in Florida.

I wish I had a bacon cheese burger from Burger-Tex right now.

Granted, but it's raw in the middle and you get E-Coli and die.

I wish that I could win the Lottery.

[YoungJRNY]

I wish I were a billionaire.

Granted, but its in penny form and you can't roll it and take it to the bank.

I wish it were 5 already!

Granted, but it only lasts for 30 seconds because I want it to be 7 already..

I wish my dog wouldn't shit in the house so much

Granted, he shits in your car.

I wish I were already at thge Cubs game eating a chili dog.

Granted, but after purchasing your chili-dog, and Cheeseburger, you think of my dog taking a shit in my car, thus losing your appetite

I wish They'd make cartoon movies with REAL PEOPLE

[KenTheDude]

I wish I were a billionaire.

Granted, but its in penny form and you can't roll it and take it to the bank.

I wish it were 5 already!

Granted, but it only lasts for 30 seconds because I want it to be 7 already..

I wish my dog wouldn't shit in the house so much

Granted, he shits in your car.

I wish I were already at thge Cubs game eating a chili dog.

Granted, but after purchasing your chili-dog, and Cheeseburger, you think of my dog taking a shit in my car, thus losing your appetite

I wish They'd make cartoon movies with REAL PEOPLE

Granted, that's called a regular movie

I wish the movie called "Public Enemies" starring Johnny Depp would come out already.

[WiseOldTabbyCat]

I wish the movie called "Public Enemies" starring Johnny Depp would come out already.

Granted; It comes out, but it's half-finished so you don't get to see the ending

I wish for train fares to become cheaper/
.

[YoungJRNY]

I wish I were a billionaire.

Granted, but its in penny form and you can't roll it and take it to the bank.

I wish it were 5 already!

Granted, but it only lasts for 30 seconds because I want it to be 7 already..

I wish my dog wouldn't shit in the house so much

Granted, he shits in your car.

I wish I were already at thge Cubs game eating a chili dog.

Granted, but after purchasing your chili-dog, and Cheeseburger, you think of my dog taking a shit in my car, thus losing your appetite

I wish They'd make cartoon movies with REAL PEOPLE

Granted, that's called a regular movie

I wish the movie called "Public Enemies" starring Johnny Depp would come out already.

(I mean like The Simpsons, or Family guy, cartoons like that instead of the animation..)

Granted, but once you rent it, you find out your Public Enemies was accidentally replaced with "The whole 3rd season of Home Make Over"

I wish I could read womens mind

[artist4perry]

I wish the movie called "Public Enemies" starring Johnny Depp would come out already.

Granted; It comes out, but it's half-finished so you don't get to see the ending

I wish for train fares to become cheaper/
.

Granted; but they now charge you to board the train. Making the fare to ride doubled.

I wish I could get paid to write on MR blogs. Darn you Andrew!

[stevew2]

I wish I were a billionaire.

Granted, but its in penny form and you can't roll it and take it to the bank.

I wish it were 5 already!

Granted, but it only lasts for 30 seconds because I want it to be 7 already..

I wish my dog wouldn't shit in the house so much

Granted, he shits in your car.

I wish I were already at thge Cubs game eating a chili dog.

Granted, but after purchasing your chili-dog, and Cheeseburger, you think of my dog taking a shit in my car, thus losing your appetite

I wish They'd make cartoon movies with REAL PEOPLE

Granted, that's called a regular movie

I wish the movie called "Public Enemies" starring Johnny Depp would come out already.

(I mean like The Simpsons, or Family guy, cartoons like that instead of the animation..)

Granted, but once you rent it, you find out your Public Enemies was accidentally replaced with "The whole 3rd season of Home Make Over"

I wish I could read womens mind

They would just tell you your dick is to short and narrow

I wish Friga was a real man

[KenTheDude]

I wish the movie called "Public Enemies" starring Johnny Depp would come out already.

Granted; It comes out, but it's half-finished so you don't get to see the ending

I wish for train fares to become cheaper/
.

Granted; but they now charge you to board the train. Making the fare to ride doubled.

I wish I could get paid to write on MR blogs. Darn you Andrew!

Granted, you get paid in used toilet paper.

I wish I could find out where all my toilet paper went.

[KenTheDude]

I wish I were a billionaire.

Granted, but its in penny form and you can't roll it and take it to the bank.

I wish it were 5 already!

Granted, but it only lasts for 30 seconds because I want it to be 7 already..

I wish my dog wouldn't shit in the house so much

Granted, he shits in your car.

I wish I were already at thge Cubs game eating a chili dog.

Granted, but after purchasing your chili-dog, and Cheeseburger, you think of my dog taking a shit in my car, thus losing your appetite

I wish They'd make cartoon movies with REAL PEOPLE

Granted, that's called a regular movie

I wish the movie called "Public Enemies" starring Johnny Depp would come out already.

(I mean like The Simpsons, or Family guy, cartoons like that instead of the animation..)

Granted, but once you rent it, you find out your Public Enemies was accidentally replaced with "The whole 3rd season of Home Make Over"

I wish I could read womens mind

They would just tell you your dick is to short and narrow

I wish Friga was a real man

Granted, but you just turned gay and start chasing after him.

I wish I could see that.

[stevew2]

I wish I were a billionaire.

Granted, but its in penny form and you can't roll it and take it to the bank.

I wish it were 5 already!

Granted, but it only lasts for 30 seconds because I want it to be 7 already..

I wish my dog wouldn't shit in the house so much

Granted, he shits in your car.

I wish I were already at thge Cubs game eating a chili dog.

Granted, but after purchasing your chili-dog, and Cheeseburger, you think of my dog taking a shit in my car, thus losing your appetite

I wish They'd make cartoon movies with REAL PEOPLE

Granted, that's called a regular movie

I wish the movie called "Public Enemies" starring Johnny Depp would come out already.

(I mean like The Simpsons, or Family guy, cartoons like that instead of the animation..)

Granted, but once you rent it, you find out your Public Enemies was accidentally replaced with "The whole 3rd season of Home Make Over"

I wish I could read womens mind

They would just tell you your dick is to short and narrow

I wish Friga was a real man

Granted, but you just turned gay and start chasing after him.

I wish I could see that.

But then your true gayness would come out we would have to fight over him

I wish i had a 14 inch penis {on me .not in me}

[artist4perry]

I wish the movie called "Public Enemies" starring Johnny Depp would come out already.

Granted; It comes out, but it's half-finished so you don't get to see the ending

I wish for train fares to become cheaper/
.

Granted; but they now charge you to board the train. Making the fare to ride doubled.

I wish I could get paid to write on MR blogs. Darn you Andrew!

Granted, you get paid in used toilet paper.

I wish I could find out where all my toilet paper went.

Granted! I got a raise! Oh we forgot to tell you, they sent it all to me.

I wish Ken would make us all a heart shaped boxes.

[KenTheDude]

I wish I were a billionaire.

Granted, but its in penny form and you can't roll it and take it to the bank.

I wish it were 5 already!

Granted, but it only lasts for 30 seconds because I want it to be 7 already..

I wish my dog wouldn't shit in the house so much

Granted, he shits in your car.

I wish I were already at thge Cubs game eating a chili dog.

Granted, but after purchasing your chili-dog, and Cheeseburger, you think of my dog taking a shit in my car, thus losing your appetite

I wish They'd make cartoon movies with REAL PEOPLE

Granted, that's called a regular movie

I wish the movie called "Public Enemies" starring Johnny Depp would come out already.

(I mean like The Simpsons, or Family guy, cartoons like that instead of the animation..)

Granted, but once you rent it, you find out your Public Enemies was accidentally replaced with "The whole 3rd season of Home Make Over"

I wish I could read womens mind

They would just tell you your dick is to short and narrow

I wish Friga was a real man

Granted, but you just turned gay and start chasing after him.

I wish I could see that.

But then your true gayness would come out we would have to fight over him

I wish i had a 14 inch penis {on me .not in me}

Granted, it's 14 inches wide but only 1 inch long.

I wish that SteveW2 won't get me back for that.

[Rhiannon]

I wish i had a 14 inch penis {on me .not in me}

Granted but it doesn't work... ever.



I wish I wouldn't laugh when I heard the word "duty".

[stevew2]

I wish I were a billionaire.

Granted, but its in penny form and you can't roll it and take it to the bank.

I wish it were 5 already!

Granted, but it only lasts for 30 seconds because I want it to be 7 already..

I wish my dog wouldn't shit in the house so much

Granted, he shits in your car.

I wish I were already at thge Cubs game eating a chili dog.

Granted, but after purchasing your chili-dog, and Cheeseburger, you think of my dog taking a shit in my car, thus losing your appetite

I wish They'd make cartoon movies with REAL PEOPLE

Granted, that's called a regular movie

I wish the movie called "Public Enemies" starring Johnny Depp would come out already.

(I mean like The Simpsons, or Family guy, cartoons like that instead of the animation..)

Granted, but once you rent it, you find out your Public Enemies was accidentally replaced with "The whole 3rd season of Home Make Over"

I wish I could read womens mind

They would just tell you your dick is to short and narrow

I wish Friga was a real man

Granted, but you just turned gay and start chasing after him.

I wish I could see that.

But then your true gayness would come out we would have to fight over him

I wish i had a 14 inch penis {on me .not in me}

Granted, it's 14 inches wide but only 1 inch long.

I wish that SteveW2 won't get me back for that.

It aint how long it is its how wide it is.That fuck would look a tractor tire

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish I wouldn't laugh when I heard the word "duty".

Granted, but now you laugh hysterically at every other word in existence.

I wish stevew would stop posting about anything dick-related for one year.

[S2M]

I wish I wouldn't laugh when I heard the word "duty".

Granted, but now you laugh hysterically at every other word in existence.

I wish stevew would stop posting about anything dick-related for one year.

Granted. But now he only talks about Big ole titties....

I wish I looked as good as Depp....

[Jana]

I wish I wouldn't laugh when I heard the word "duty".

Granted, but now you laugh hysterically at every other word in existence.

I wish stevew would stop posting about anything dick-related for one year.

Granted. But now he only talks about Big ole titties....

I wish I looked as good as Depp....

Granted, but you're impotent.

I wish I could refurnish my whole house.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish I looked as good as Depp....

Granted, but you sound like Phyllis Diller.

I wish for a million dollars.

[Jubilee]

I wish stevew would stop posting about anything dick-related for one year.

Granted. For the next year SW2 only engages in lengthy daily dissertations about his retarded "fearl" cat.

I wish the strawberries I plant this year actually produce strawberries this year.

[artist4perry]

I wish stevew would stop posting about anything dick-related for one year.

Granted. For the next year SW2 only engages in lengthy daily dissertations about his retarded "fearl" cat.

I wish the strawberries I plant this year actually produce strawberries this year.

Granted, the berries are delicous and juicy, each are 4 inches around, but the squirrels in the neighborhood have a feast the night before you harvest them.

I wish Steve W2 got a kitty that would curl up in his lap.