Melodicrock Community = LOST

[artist4perry]

O.K. What jobs would we have on the island? Now that you have paired up a few of us.......glad not to be on that list

Who will build the huts, hunt for food, etc? Could be a new thing to think on!

Well since I am the author of MR Island, I get to decide right?

Granny is our symbolic Queen. Why? Because she is old, drinks, and is really cool.

Gunbot is the mayor, for obvious reasons.

Tomulator gets the nod as Sheriff. His no bullshit, fuck you attitude is worthy.

I am the Bar Owner. Gonna call it Roos. :)

Over at Roos, I own it, but Jeremey can be our lifetime act, along with Tragchk, and they can alternate, or do each other, I don't care what they do to each other. Dan can be my bartender, Lula can cocktail waitress(her ass looks good again especially in short skirts), and Carla777 too, and John from Boston will be my bouncer, so he can say "fuck you" all the time and kick out drunks and assholes.

We will have a mini hospital where all you fuckin nurses and medical bitches can hang out and prescribe us all controlled meds ad nauseum. There are no limits to this or that bullshit. If Dan wants 350 percocet, he gets em, no questions asked.

We will need a collection agency, and so all you cubicle workers, err, MR posters who don't really do anything during the day can work there; Deb, Rhiannon, BJG and RedJoe13.

We will need a supermarket/liquor store, and I think GI Jim should run the liquor dept, while Iceberg runs the food side of it. If anyone thieves shit, Ice can knock em the fuck out.

Tito will be the Island Taxi operator.

We will need a lingerie store of course. I think Sarah and Christine should run that place.

Maui Tom can run the surfboard rental hut. Pina Coladas all day, a great tan, and tons of views of hot ass. For you, dude.

Tj and Youngjrny can be the town male escorts. They can bump around on mopeds and hit all you lonely women up for money, or just for the Hell of it.

xfactor, walrus and Voyager will run the record store. Two of them like Bruce, so that seals it for me.

MR island will need some sort of defense. Carlitto from Utah will head that up, manning the islands very own built from scratch Bi Plane, MR1, painted in Aussie sand and rock colours. Stuart will head the Ground Ops. These fuckin GI Joe Bastards will keep us safe. Why? Because there is no one else alive on the fucking Planet!

StocktontoMalone will be the Land Book. He will take bets from us all and also provide free for all(we are a utopian society), Satellite TV for the entire island.

Moonbeam will down at the Circus Isle. She will be the amazing tongue twister lady. She will tell you something and if you translate it correctly, you win 5 bucks, if not, she beats your sorry ass.

TNC will head up the Island library, where you will find everything from porn to hardcore porn and beyond.

Altered DNA and Uno Up can run MR Adult Gift Shop. These two perverted beings are perfect for the job. They also do special ordering as well.

RWF, Fact Finder, conversationPC, 7 wishes, Jana, and Behshad are all on the Island Council.

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Matthew and youkeepmewaiting will service all the male homosexuals. No details for this job description is necessary.

DRFU and CrazyDeb of course will run the Island House of God, a place for worship, but something tells me with this group, attendance will be low. Maybe Linda and Deb can wear some alluring cloths for Christ to attract folks?

squirt, ebake, LLL, artist4perry and annie can all hang out at the Bingo Parlor. You old crows can knit, crochet, and pee on the floor when the urge hits. Madsplash is the custodion there and he has absolutely no problem with it.

I am not sure about Cyndy and Lora's duties as of yet, but I am considering them for editors and writers of the newspaper, Sitewrecked Islands.

Rick of course will run the airport, MR International; he will work ticketing, and baggage. Great job for an airport where we have no planes of our own, and none take off or lands here. This Bud's for you Rick.

Gator boy can run the zoo. In our zoo we have wolverines, lions, cougars, ravens, bengals and longhorns. He will treat these animals good or else. No, we do not feature alligators.

T-Bone can do nothing. He doesn't do anything on MR so why change now?

Andrew? What's this big bitch going to do? For now, he can continue to run the site.

Ouch! LOL! Can't I just be the old loony artist on the outskirts? LOL! Geez I ain't that old! How old are you Rockindino?

[Deb]

We will need a collection agency, and so all you cubicle workers, err, MR posters who don't really do anything during the day can work there; Deb, Rhiannon, BJG and RedJoe13.

Show me the mooooooooooney!!!

[Rockindeano]

O.K. What jobs would we have on the island? Now that you have paired up a few of us.......glad not to be on that list

Who will build the huts, hunt for food, etc? Could be a new thing to think on!

Well since I am the author of MR Island, I get to decide right?

Granny is our symbolic Queen. Why? Because she is old, drinks, and is really cool.

Gunbot is the mayor, for obvious reasons.

Tomulator gets the nod as Sheriff. His no bullshit, fuck you attitude is worthy.

I am the Bar Owner. Gonna call it Roos. :)

Over at Roos, I own it, but Jeremey can be our lifetime act, along with Tragchk, and they can alternate, or do each other, I don't care what they do to each other. Dan can be my bartender, Lula can cocktail waitress(her ass looks good again especially in short skirts), and Carla777 too, and John from Boston will be my bouncer, so he can say "fuck you" all the time and kick out drunks and assholes.

We will have a mini hospital where all you fuckin nurses and medical bitches can hang out and prescribe us all controlled meds ad nauseum. There are no limits to this or that bullshit. If Dan wants 350 percocet, he gets em, no questions asked.

We will need a collection agency, and so all you cubicle workers, err, MR posters who don't really do anything during the day can work there; Deb, Rhiannon, BJG and RedJoe13.

We will need a supermarket/liquor store, and I think GI Jim should run the liquor dept, while Iceberg runs the food side of it. If anyone thieves shit, Ice can knock em the fuck out.

Tito will be the Island Taxi operator.

We will need a lingerie store of course. I think Sarah and Christine should run that place.

Maui Tom can run the surfboard rental hut. Pina Coladas all day, a great tan, and tons of views of hot ass. For you, dude.

Tj and Youngjrny can be the town male escorts. They can bump around on mopeds and hit all you lonely women up for money, or just for the Hell of it.

xfactor, walrus and Voyager will run the record store. Two of them like Bruce, so that seals it for me.

MR island will need some sort of defense. Carlitto from Utah will head that up, manning the islands very own built from scratch Bi Plane, MR1, painted in Aussie sand and rock colours. Stuart will head the Ground Ops. These fuckin GI Joe Bastards will keep us safe. Why? Because there is no one else alive on the fucking Planet!

StocktontoMalone will be the Land Book. He will take bets from us all and also provide free for all(we are a utopian society), Satellite TV for the entire island.

Moonbeam will down at the Circus Isle. She will be the amazing tongue twister lady. She will tell you something and if you translate it correctly, you win 5 bucks, if not, she beats your sorry ass.

TNC will head up the Island library, where you will find everything from porn to hardcore porn and beyond.

Altered DNA and Uno Up can run MR Adult Gift Shop. These two perverted beings are perfect for the job. They also do special ordering as well.

RWF, Fact Finder, conversationPC, 7 wishes, Jana, and Behshad are all on the Island Council.

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Matthew and youkeepmewaiting will service all the male homosexuals. No details for this job description is necessary.

DRFU and CrazyDeb of course will run the Island House of God, a place for worship, but something tells me with this group, attendance will be low. Maybe Linda and Deb can wear some alluring cloths for Christ to attract folks?

squirt, ebake, LLL, artist4perry and annie can all hang out at the Bingo Parlor. You old crows can knit, crochet, and pee on the floor when the urge hits. Madsplash is the custodion there and he has absolutely no problem with it.

I am not sure about Cyndy and Lora's duties as of yet, but I am considering them for editors and writers of the newspaper, Sitewrecked Islands.

Rick of course will run the airport, MR International; he will work ticketing, and baggage. Great job for an airport where we have no planes of our own, and none take off or lands here. This Bud's for you Rick.

Gator boy can run the zoo. In our zoo we have wolverines, lions, cougars, ravens, bengals and longhorns. He will treat these animals good or else. No, we do not feature alligators.

T-Bone can do nothing. He doesn't do anything on MR so why change now?

Andrew? What's this big bitch going to do? For now, he can continue to run the site.

Ouch! LOL! Can't I just be the old loony artist on the outskirts? LOL! Geez I ain't that old! How old are you Rockindino?

[AlteredDNA]

(everything he said...)

Hmm... Sounds like a good idea for a Second Life SIM...

[Rip Rokken]

Hmm... Sounds like a good idea for a Second Life SIM...

Second Life seems to be a cool place -- check these dudes out:

[YoungJRNY]

O.K. What jobs would we have on the island? Now that you have paired up a few of us.......glad not to be on that list

Who will build the huts, hunt for food, etc? Could be a new thing to think on!

Well since I am the author of MR Island, I get to decide right?

Granny is our symbolic Queen. Why? Because she is old, drinks, and is really cool.

Gunbot is the mayor, for obvious reasons.

Tomulator gets the nod as Sheriff. His no bullshit, fuck you attitude is worthy.

I am the Bar Owner. Gonna call it Roos. :)

Over at Roos, I own it, but Jeremey can be our lifetime act, along with Tragchk, and they can alternate, or do each other, I don't care what they do to each other. Dan can be my bartender, Lula can cocktail waitress(her ass looks good again especially in short skirts), and Carla777 too, and John from Boston will be my bouncer, so he can say "fuck you" all the time and kick out drunks and assholes.

We will have a mini hospital where all you fuckin nurses and medical bitches can hang out and prescribe us all controlled meds ad nauseum. There are no limits to this or that bullshit. If Dan wants 350 percocet, he gets em, no questions asked.

We will need a collection agency, and so all you cubicle workers, err, MR posters who don't really do anything during the day can work there; Deb, Rhiannon, BJG and RedJoe13.

We will need a supermarket/liquor store, and I think GI Jim should run the liquor dept, while Iceberg runs the food side of it. If anyone thieves shit, Ice can knock em the fuck out.

Tito will be the Island Taxi operator.

We will need a lingerie store of course. I think Sarah and Christine should run that place.

Maui Tom can run the surfboard rental hut. Pina Coladas all day, a great tan, and tons of views of hot ass. For you, dude.

Tj and Youngjrny can be the town male escorts. They can bump around on mopeds and hit all you lonely women up for money, or just for the Hell of it.

xfactor, walrus and Voyager will run the record store. Two of them like Bruce, so that seals it for me.

MR island will need some sort of defense. Carlitto from Utah will head that up, manning the islands very own built from scratch Bi Plane, MR1, painted in Aussie sand and rock colours. Stuart will head the Ground Ops. These fuckin GI Joe Bastards will keep us safe. Why? Because there is no one else alive on the fucking Planet!

StocktontoMalone will be the Land Book. He will take bets from us all and also provide free for all(we are a utopian society), Satellite TV for the entire island.

Moonbeam will down reside at the Circus Isle. She will be the amazing tongue twister lady. She will tell you something and if you translate it correctly, you win 5 bucks, if not, she beats your sorry ass.

TNC will head up the Island library, where you will find everything from porn to hardcore porn and beyond.

Altered DNA and Uno Up can run MR Adult Gift Shop. These two perverted beings are perfect for the job. They also do special ordering as well.

RWF, Fact Finder, conversationPC, 7 wishes, Jana, and Behshad are all on the Island Council.

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Matthew and youkeepmewaiting will service all the male homosexuals. No details for this job description is necessary.

DRFU and CrazyDeb of course will run the Island House of God, a place for worship, but something tells me with this group, attendance will be low. Maybe Linda and Deb can wear some alluring cloths for Christ to attract folks?

squirt, ebake, LLL, artist4perry and annie can all hang out at the Bingo Parlor. You old crows can knit, crochet, and pee on the floor when the urge hits. Madsplash is the custodian there and he has absolutely no problem with it.

I am not sure about Cyndy and Lora's duties as of yet, but I am considering them for editors and writers of the newspaper, Sitewrecked Islands.

Rick of course will run the airport, MR International; he will work ticketing, and baggage. Great job for an airport where we have no planes of our own, and none take off or lands here. This Bud's for you Rick.

Gator boy can run the zoo. In our zoo we have wolverines, lions, cougars, ravens, bengals and longhorns. He will treat these animals good or else. No, we do not feature alligators.

T-Bone can do nothing. He doesn't do anything on MR so why change now?

Andrew? What's this big bitch going to do? For now, he can continue to run the site.

Dude, this is CLASSIC..

..CLASSIC!

Laughed my ass off!

[Saint John]

This is an outstanding piece of work, dude. 2008 Melodicrock Pulitzer...hands down.

[Rhiannon]

We will need a collection agency, and so all you cubicle workers, err, MR posters who don't really do anything during the day can work there; Deb, Rhiannon, BJG and RedJoe13.

Show me the mooooooooooney!!!

Me and RedJoe will go out and collect dues (him by brute force and me by my intimidating nagging).
Deb and Beeej will sit back at the office thinking of ways to embezzle the income to bring a Starbucks barista'd by Eric Martin to the island.

[Jana]

Geat job . Seriously, I want to know how long this took you?

P.S. I noticed some Republicans on the council. Just so ya know, my vote can be bought .

[Rockindeano]

This is an outstanding piece of work, dude. 2008 Melodicrock Pulitzer...hands down.

Thanks, but rushed it. Porn downloads coming through, Wyatt sleeping off and on, Chris Matthews yelling at someone over nothing, smoke alarm going off...ugh..could have been better. Like I told Andrew, I am in search of the perfect line, perfect insult, perfect post and perfect thread. Once I achieve all four, I can sleep in peace. Until then, no fucking way!

[artist4perry]

This is an outstanding piece of work, dude. 2008 Melodicrock Pulitzer...hands down.

Thanks, but rushed it. Porn downloads coming through, Wyatt sleeping off and on, Chris Matthews yelling at someone over nothing, smoke alarm going off...ugh..could have been better. Like I told Andrew, I am in search of the perfect line, perfect insult, perfect post and perfect thread. Once I achieve all four, I can sleep in peace. Until then, no fucking way!

Never told me your age............ still curious

[Rockindeano]

This is an outstanding piece of work, dude. 2008 Melodicrock Pulitzer...hands down.

Thanks, but rushed it. Porn downloads coming through, Wyatt sleeping off and on, Chris Matthews yelling at someone over nothing, smoke alarm going off...ugh..could have been better. Like I told Andrew, I am in search of the perfect line, perfect insult, perfect post and perfect thread. Once I achieve all four, I can sleep in peace. Until then, no fucking way!

Never told me your age............ still curious

12

[artist4perry]

This is an outstanding piece of work, dude. 2008 Melodicrock Pulitzer...hands down.

Thanks, but rushed it. Porn downloads coming through, Wyatt sleeping off and on, Chris Matthews yelling at someone over nothing, smoke alarm going off...ugh..could have been better. Like I told Andrew, I am in search of the perfect line, perfect insult, perfect post and perfect thread. Once I achieve all four, I can sleep in peace. Until then, no fucking way!

Never told me your age............ still curious

12

Sounds about right! Hey if I am an "old lady" on your island, would you mind if I piss on your bed? We old ladies have to have our fun too.............

[Michigan Girl]

Hey tattoo~

I would like to request the position of Tommy's deputy!!!!

Now, I want to be absolutely sure of this....
if something should happen to Tommy, there would be a new sheriff in town, right?!?!

[ScarabGator]

THE ZOO???? AND IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE GATORS??? BULLSHIT!!! I'd rather work the strip club....

[Rockindeano]

THE ZOO???? AND IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE GATORS??? BULLSHIT!!! I'd rather work the strip club....

Watch yourself. We are currently constructing a Men's gay club called the Man Hole. You want to manage that place, keep running your mouth.

[ScarabGator]

THE ZOO???? AND IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE GATORS??? BULLSHIT!!! I'd rather work the strip club....

Watch yourself. We are currently constructing a Men's gay club called the Man Hole. You want to manage that place, keep running your mouth.

Ill stick with the damn zoo then. But Im adding an alligator pit!

[Rockindeano]

THE ZOO???? AND IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE GATORS??? BULLSHIT!!! I'd rather work the strip club....

Watch yourself. We are currently constructing a Men's gay club called the Man Hole. You want to manage that place, keep running your mouth.

Ill stick with the damn zoo then. But Im adding an alligator pit!

Too late. You are the proud owner of a new job as General Manager of the Man Hole, located at 8.5 Backdoor Street, MR Island. Phone Number is (800) MAN-HOLE. I suggest you get a hold of Matthew in London and his fellow Fab Four spud bud youkeepmewaiting. Perhaps you can talk Madsplash out of his career gig in the custodial arts and bring him aboard?

[Arianddu]

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Me? I've never waitressed in my life! Several years as a barmaid/shift boss yes, waitressing, never! Can't I run the BBQ instead? I know the difference between a shrimp and a prawn, I'm a damn good cook and do a killer line in marinades.

BTW - it's Ari or Arianddu with 2 d's. Welsh is a finicky beast, and the missing d complete changes the name

[Rockindeano]

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Me? I've never waitressed in my life! Several years as a barmaid/shift boss yes, waitressing, never! Can't I run the BBQ instead? I know the difference between a shrimp and a prawn, I'm a damn good cook and do a killer line in marinades.

BTW - it's Ari or Arianddu with 2 d's. Welsh is a finicky beast, and the missing d complete changes the name

Shut your hole and quit complaining. Slap an apron on, lower your top, show us those giant milk bags, and prance around with a smile on your face like you just sucked off the Jolly Green Giant. And get the waffles out to the paying customers while they are still warm.

[Matthew]

THE ZOO???? AND IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE GATORS??? BULLSHIT!!! I'd rather work the strip club....

Watch yourself. We are currently constructing a Men's gay club called the Man Hole. You want to manage that place, keep running your mouth.

Ill stick with the damn zoo then. But Im adding an alligator pit!

Too late. You are the proud owner of a new job as General Manager of the Man Hole, located at 8.5 Backdoor Street, MR Island. Phone Number is (800) MAN-HOLE. I suggest you get a hold of Matthew in London and his fellow Fab Four spud bud youkeepmewaiting. Perhaps you can talk Madsplash out of his career gig in the custodial arts and bring him aboard?

Glad to have you on board ScarabGator.....

[Arianddu]

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Me? I've never waitressed in my life! Several years as a barmaid/shift boss yes, waitressing, never! Can't I run the BBQ instead? I know the difference between a shrimp and a prawn, I'm a damn good cook and do a killer line in marinades.

BTW - it's Ari or Arianddu with 2 d's. Welsh is a finicky beast, and the missing d complete changes the name

Shut your hole and quit complaining. Slap an apron on, lower your top, show us those giant milk bags, and prance around with a smile on your face like you just sucked off the Jolly Green Giant. And get the waffles out to the paying customers while they are still warm.

Kiss my waffle-totin' arse Deano. You want syrup with that?

[artist4perry]

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Me? I've never waitressed in my life! Several years as a barmaid/shift boss yes, waitressing, never! Can't I run the BBQ instead? I know the difference between a shrimp and a prawn, I'm a damn good cook and do a killer line in marinades.

BTW - it's Ari or Arianddu with 2 d's. Welsh is a finicky beast, and the missing d complete changes the name

Shut your hole and quit complaining. Slap an apron on, lower your top, show us those giant milk bags, and prance around with a smile on your face like you just sucked off the Jolly Green Giant. And get the waffles out to the paying customers while they are still warm.

Kiss my waffle-totin' arse Deano. You want syrup with that?

Don't worry Arianddu, the ladies at the Bingo Parlor are working up a nice maranade for them.

[Rockindeano]

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Me? I've never waitressed in my life! Several years as a barmaid/shift boss yes, waitressing, never! Can't I run the BBQ instead? I know the difference between a shrimp and a prawn, I'm a damn good cook and do a killer line in marinades.

BTW - it's Ari or Arianddu with 2 d's. Welsh is a finicky beast, and the missing d complete changes the name

Shut your hole and quit complaining. Slap an apron on, lower your top, show us those giant milk bags, and prance around with a smile on your face like you just sucked off the Jolly Green Giant. And get the waffles out to the paying customers while they are still warm.

Kiss my waffle-totin' arse Deano. You want syrup with that?

Sure. We'll spray paint you, and call it Aunt Arianddu

[Arianddu]

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Me? I've never waitressed in my life! Several years as a barmaid/shift boss yes, waitressing, never! Can't I run the BBQ instead? I know the difference between a shrimp and a prawn, I'm a damn good cook and do a killer line in marinades.

BTW - it's Ari or Arianddu with 2 d's. Welsh is a finicky beast, and the missing d complete changes the name

Shut your hole and quit complaining. Slap an apron on, lower your top, show us those giant milk bags, and prance around with a smile on your face like you just sucked off the Jolly Green Giant. And get the waffles out to the paying customers while they are still warm.

Kiss my waffle-totin' arse Deano. You want syrup with that?

Don't worry Arianddu, the ladies at the Bingo Parlor are working up a nice maranade for them.

Heh heh heh heh! With extra ginger?
I like you, lady.

[G.I.Jim]

THE ZOO???? AND IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE GATORS??? BULLSHIT!!! I'd rather work the strip club....

Watch yourself. We are currently constructing a Men's gay club called the Man Hole. You want to manage that place, keep running your mouth.

Ill stick with the damn zoo then. But Im adding an alligator pit!

Too late. You are the proud owner of a new job as General Manager of the Man Hole, located at 8.5 Backdoor Street, MR Island. Phone Number is (800) MAN-HOLE. I suggest you get a hold of Matthew in London and his fellow Fab Four spud bud youkeepmewaiting. Perhaps you can talk Madsplash out of his career gig in the custodial arts and bring him aboard?

Wait a minute...I thought Bobby from Tennessee would be a shoe-in for that job! He is gonna be PISSED! We'll let YOU deal with him.

[artist4perry]

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Me? I've never waitressed in my life! Several years as a barmaid/shift boss yes, waitressing, never! Can't I run the BBQ instead? I know the difference between a shrimp and a prawn, I'm a damn good cook and do a killer line in marinades.

BTW - it's Ari or Arianddu with 2 d's. Welsh is a finicky beast, and the missing d complete changes the name

Shut your hole and quit complaining. Slap an apron on, lower your top, show us those giant milk bags, and prance around with a smile on your face like you just sucked off the Jolly Green Giant. And get the waffles out to the paying customers while they are still warm.

Kiss my waffle-totin' arse Deano. You want syrup with that?

Don't worry Arianddu, the ladies at the Bingo Parlor are working up a nice maranade for them.

Heh heh heh heh! With extra ginger?
I like you, lady.

We can add ginger, lol, and a little brown syrup for good measure........

[Rockindeano]

Go in to Roos, have yourself several drinks, stop by the mini hospital and score you some good meds, swing by Maui Tom's surfboard hut and have a seat on the beach, sit back, relax, enjoy the scenery and think of something fun for me to do!

Ok I thought it out. Took me a whole 4 seconds. You happen to have a nice pair of knee pads? A large bottle of water, and a lot of chapstick?

[Saint John]

Wait a minute...I thought Bobby from Tennessee would be a shoe-in for that job!

lol...I bet that dude's asshole looks like a cream cheese hot pocket on the weekends.

[Arianddu]

Shut your hole and quit complaining. Slap an apron on, lower your top, show us those giant milk bags, and prance around with a smile on your face like you just sucked off the Jolly Green Giant. And get the waffles out to the paying customers while they are still warm.

Kiss my waffle-totin' arse Deano. You want syrup with that?

Sure. We'll spray paint you, and call it Aunt Arianddu

You do realise if you make me do this, I'll put vegemite on everything.