OT: Corrupt A Wish

[YoungJRNY]

I wish stevew would stop posting about anything dick-related for one year.

Granted. For the next year SW2 only engages in lengthy daily dissertations about his retarded "fearl" cat.

I wish the strawberries I plant this year actually produce strawberries this year.

Granted, the berries are delicous and juicy, each are 4 inches around, but the squirrels in the neighborhood have a feast the night before you harvest them.

I wish Steve W2 got a kitty that would curl up in his lap.

Granted, but whatever I was going to say to your post is going to follow up with "{if yew no watta i meen}"

I wish the boogey man would leave me alone at night

[T-Bone]

Granted... But Chuck Norris is under your bed


I wish the sun would shine all weekend

[stevew2]

I wish stevew would stop posting about anything dick-related for one year.

Granted. For the next year SW2 only engages in lengthy daily dissertations about his retarded "fearl" cat.

I wish the strawberries I plant this year actually produce strawberries this year.

Granted, the berries are delicous and juicy, each are 4 inches around, but the squirrels in the neighborhood have a feast the night before you harvest them.

I wish Steve W2 got a kitty that would curl up in his lap.

I bet your old man likes your juicy berries,damn 4 inches around? He proplablly never leaves the house

[artist4perry]

I wish stevew would stop posting about anything dick-related for one year.

Granted. For the next year SW2 only engages in lengthy daily dissertations about his retarded "fearl" cat.

I wish the strawberries I plant this year actually produce strawberries this year.

Granted, the berries are delicous and juicy, each are 4 inches around, but the squirrels in the neighborhood have a feast the night before you harvest them.

I wish Steve W2 got a kitty that would curl up in his lap.

I bet your old man likes your juicy berries,damn 4 inches around? He proplablly never leaves the house

He loves my double D's. Is that what you are refering to as my berries? LOL! Your a mess.

Steve your supposed to make a wish after you grant one.................

[Jubilee]

I wish the sun would shine all weekend

Granted. But all of the shades, blinds and curtains in your house are broken. Good luck getting up for work on Monday morning after enduring 24hrs of daylight (and no sleep) all weekend long.

I wish I had an SW2 Rosetta Stone.

[stevew2]

I wish the sun would shine all weekend

Granted. But all of the shades, blinds and curtains in your house are broken. Good luck getting up for work on Monday morning after enduring 24hrs of daylight (and no sleep) all weekend long.

I wish I had an SW2 Rosetta Stone.

hell with that, im wishing for berris four inches around ,il be thinkin about that all night along with double ds

[artist4perry]

I wish the sun would shine all weekend

Granted. But all of the shades, blinds and curtains in your house are broken. Good luck getting up for work on Monday morning after enduring 24hrs of daylight (and no sleep) all weekend long.

I wish I had an SW2 Rosetta Stone.

hell with that, im wishing for berris four inches around ,il be thinkin about that all night along with double ds

What were you refering to as berries? Now you have me wondering....

I wish I had an understanding of SW2's reference to berris. LOL!

[G.I.Jim]

I wish the sun would shine all weekend

Granted. But all of the shades, blinds and curtains in your house are broken. Good luck getting up for work on Monday morning after enduring 24hrs of daylight (and no sleep) all weekend long.

I wish I had an SW2 Rosetta Stone.

hell with that, im wishing for berris four inches around ,il be thinkin about that all night along with double ds

What were you refering to as berries? Now you have me wondering....

I wish I had an understanding of SW2's reference to berris. LOL!

Granted, but after you realize he was talking about 4 inch balls, you'll never look at them again!

I wish I had another week off of work.

[stevew2]

If you did ,i could straighten you out sarge,give me 20, i cant hear you !!!!!!!

[artist4perry]

I wish the sun would shine all weekend

Granted. But all of the shades, blinds and curtains in your house are broken. Good luck getting up for work on Monday morning after enduring 24hrs of daylight (and no sleep) all weekend long.

I wish I had an SW2 Rosetta Stone.

hell with that, im wishing for berris four inches around ,il be thinkin about that all night along with double ds

What were you refering to as berries? Now you have me wondering....

I wish I had an understanding of SW2's reference to berris. LOL!

Granted, but after you realize he was talking about 4 inch balls, you'll never look at them again!

I wish I had another week off of work.

Granted, but it is a "permanent Vacation". (cross your fingers that was a joke! These days too easily granted )

(p.s. earlier, sw2 said my husband loves my juicy berries, I do not have testicles, wait let me look ..............nope, sure don't!LOL!)

I wish to go to work all week someday! Temp work stinks.

[stevew2]

I wish the sun would shine all weekend

Granted. But all of the shades, blinds and curtains in your house are broken. Good luck getting up for work on Monday morning after enduring 24hrs of daylight (and no sleep) all weekend long.

I wish I had an SW2 Rosetta Stone.

hell with that, im wishing for berris four inches around ,il be thinkin about that all night along with double ds

What were you refering to as berries? Now you have me wondering....

I wish I had an understanding of SW2's reference to berris. LOL!

Granted, but after you realize he was talking about 4 inch balls, you'll never look at them again! Im glad you looked, you scared me for a minute,you ll be fine

I wish I had another week off of work.

Granted, but it is a "permanent Vacation". (cross your fingers that was a joke! These days too easily granted )

(p.s. earlier, sw2 said my husband loves my juicy berries, I do not have testicles, wait let me look ..............nope, sure don't!LOL!)

I wish to go to work all week someday! Temp work stinks.

[Jubilee]

I wish to go to work all week someday! Temp work stinks.

Granted. But your job is milking scorpions for venom.

I wish I would get a manicure and a pedicure.

[KenTheDude]

I wish the movie called "Public Enemies" starring Johnny Depp would come out already.

Granted; It comes out, but it's half-finished so you don't get to see the ending

I wish for train fares to become cheaper/
.

Granted; but they now charge you to board the train. Making the fare to ride doubled.

I wish I could get paid to write on MR blogs. Darn you Andrew!

Granted, you get paid in used toilet paper.

I wish I could find out where all my toilet paper went.

Granted! I got a raise! Oh we forgot to tell you, they sent it all to me.

I wish Ken would make us all a heart shaped boxes.

Granted, but every time you open them, farts that smell like Deano's spray into your face.

I wish that I could hang out with a group of MR folks again soon.

[KenTheDude]

I wish the work day would end so I can go to the Cubs/Astros game.

Granted, but the CUBS WIN.

THANK YOU! I hate the Astros, I'm a Cubs fan. But everytime I go here, the Cubs lose.

YA! The Cubs finally won here in Houston at a game I finally attend! They kicked the ASSTROS ass, 11-6. What a great game.

[Arianddu]

I wish that I could hang out with a group of MR folks again soon.

Granted, but MR stands for Market Research.

I wish my DVD player would stop telling me there is no disc when I just put a disc in it.

[T-Bone]

I wish that I could hang out with a group of MR folks again soon.

Granted, but MR stands for Market Research.

I wish my DVD player would stop telling me there is no disc when I just put a disc in it.

Granted... It quit telling you because now it's completely broken


I wish Andrew would take a vacation to a remote island and relax a little

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

I wish I had superpowers

Granted... You're now "Reacharound Boy", fighting crime one... hand a time.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but only in anti-gravity atmospheres

I wish I could reach 1,000 posts in this thread

granted, but then you get put on vacation by Wombat for 8 months.

I wish I had an ice cold Miller genuine draft right just now.

[G.I.Jim]

I wish I had superpowers

Granted... You're now "Reacharound Boy", fighting crime one... hand a time.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but only in anti-gravity atmospheres

I wish I could reach 1,000 posts in this thread

granted, but then you get put on vacation by Wombat for 8 months.

I wish I had an ice cold Miller genuine draft right just now.

Granted, but just as you open it, your boss calls you into work for an emergency meeting about the company going out of business.

I wish I had someone to go out on the boat with me for some fishing tonight! (I'm scared of this answer! )

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish I had someone to go out on the boat with me for some fishing tonight! (I'm scared of this answer! )

Granted, but it's Scott Peterson.

I wish I had more Jimmy John's chips. I ate all mine.

[G.I.Jim]

I wish I had someone to go out on the boat with me for some fishing tonight! (I'm scared of this answer! )

Granted, but it's Scott Peterson.

I wish I had more Jimmy John's chips. I ate all mine.

Granted, but after you eat ANOTHER entire bag ( ), you see in the news that they just recalled all of Jimmy Johns chips. Apparently Deano stopped by the factory for a tour, and some of his bodily fluids made it into the batch of chips you were eating from!

I wish I had Lou Gramm's new album right now!

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish I had more Jimmy John's chips. I ate all mine.

Granted, but after you eat ANOTHER entire bag ( ), you see in the news that they just recalled all of Jimmy Johns chips. Apparently Deano stopped by the factory for a tour, and some of his bodily fluids made it into the batch of chips you were eating from!

I wish I had Lou Gramm's new album right now!

Granted, but apparently Deano stopped by the factory for a tour, and some of his bodily fluids made it into the batch of discs that your copy came from.

I wish for some waffles.

[G.I.Jim]

I wish I had more Jimmy John's chips. I ate all mine.

Granted, but after you eat ANOTHER entire bag ( ), you see in the news that they just recalled all of Jimmy Johns chips. Apparently Deano stopped by the factory for a tour, and some of his bodily fluids made it into the batch of chips you were eating from!

I wish I had Lou Gramm's new album right now!

Granted, but apparently Deano stopped by the factory for a tour, and some of his bodily fluids made it into the batch of discs that your copy came from.

I wish for some waffles.

Apparently he made his rounds to ALL the factories, and your waffle smells funny.

I wish we could hurry up and get our album done.

[DrFU]

I wish I had more Jimmy John's chips. I ate all mine.

Granted, but after you eat ANOTHER entire bag ( ), you see in the news that they just recalled all of Jimmy Johns chips. Apparently Deano stopped by the factory for a tour, and some of his bodily fluids made it into the batch of chips you were eating from!

I wish I had Lou Gramm's new album right now!

Granted, but apparently Deano stopped by the factory for a tour, and some of his bodily fluids made it into the batch of discs that your copy came from.

I wish for some waffles.

Apparently he made his rounds to ALL the factories, and your waffle smells funny.

I wish we could hurry up and get our album done.

Granted, but it has the production quality of Generations.

I wish this work week would hurry up and be over.

[YoungJRNY]

I wish I had more Jimmy John's chips. I ate all mine.

Granted, but after you eat ANOTHER entire bag ( ), you see in the news that they just recalled all of Jimmy Johns chips. Apparently Deano stopped by the factory for a tour, and some of his bodily fluids made it into the batch of chips you were eating from!

I wish I had Lou Gramm's new album right now!

Granted, but apparently Deano stopped by the factory for a tour, and some of his bodily fluids made it into the batch of discs that your copy came from.

I wish for some waffles.

Apparently he made his rounds to ALL the factories, and your waffle smells funny.

I wish we could hurry up and get our album done.

Granted, but it has the production quality of Generations.

I wish this work week would hurry up and be over.

Granted, but for the next two weeks, you get paid .50 cents an hour

I wish people could buy into my Clark Kent get-up..

[Jubilee]

I wish people could buy into my Clark Kent get-up..

Granted. But from now on whenever you appear in public you must be wearing red tights.


I wish tax day wasn't coming up so soon.

[pinkfloyd1973]

I wish people could buy into my Clark Kent get-up..

Granted. But from now on whenever you appear in public you must be wearing red tights.


I wish tax day wasn't coming up so soon.

Granted, it's already past and you didn't turn in yours on time

I wish I can be in Wisconsin now instead of two weeks from now


Robin

[mdaemon]

I wish people could buy into my Clark Kent get-up..

Granted. But from now on whenever you appear in public you must be wearing red tights.


I wish tax day wasn't coming up so soon.

Granted, it's already past and you didn't turn in yours on time

I wish I can be in Wisconsin now instead of two weeks from now


Robin

Granted, but you only get to stay there for an hour.

I wish I am in a nice beach resort right drinking a cold bottle of San Miguel Strong Ice.

[SP Fan in Oregon]

I wish people could buy into my Clark Kent get-up..

Granted. But from now on whenever you appear in public you must be wearing red tights.


I wish tax day wasn't coming up so soon.

Granted, it's already past and you didn't turn in yours on time

I wish I can be in Wisconsin now instead of two weeks from now


Robin

Granted, but you only get to stay there for an hour.

I wish I am in a nice beach resort right drinking a cold bottle of San Miguel Strong Ice.

Granted, but then you find out that the ice is contaminated with norovirus and spend the next three nights
with your face in a trash can and your butt on the toilet at the Westin, St. John, U.S. Virgin Islands.

I wish one of Steve Perry's trusted friends would introduce me to him just once in my lifetime.

[cscott]

I wish people could buy into my Clark Kent get-up..

Granted. But from now on whenever you appear in public you must be wearing red tights.


I wish tax day wasn't coming up so soon.

Granted, it's already past and you didn't turn in yours on time

I wish I can be in Wisconsin now instead of two weeks from now


Robin

Granted, but you only get to stay there for an hour.

I wish I am in a nice beach resort right drinking a cold bottle of San Miguel Strong Ice.

Granted, but then you find out that the ice is contaminated with norovirus and spend the next three nights
with your face in a trash can and your butt on the toilet at the Westin, St. John, U.S. Virgin Islands.

I wish one of Steve Perry's trusted friends would introduce me to him just once in my lifetime.

Granted, but his friend introduces you as Neal's Lawyer.

[cscott]

I wish people could buy into my Clark Kent get-up..

Granted. But from now on whenever you appear in public you must be wearing red tights.


I wish tax day wasn't coming up so soon.

Granted, it's already past and you didn't turn in yours on time

I wish I can be in Wisconsin now instead of two weeks from now


Robin

Granted, but you only get to stay there for an hour.

I wish I am in a nice beach resort right drinking a cold bottle of San Miguel Strong Ice.

Granted, but then you find out that the ice is contaminated with norovirus and spend the next three nights
with your face in a trash can and your butt on the toilet at the Westin, St. John, U.S. Virgin Islands.

I wish one of Steve Perry's trusted friends would introduce me to him just once in my lifetime.

Granted, but his friend introduces you as Neal's Lawyer.

Oops - forgot to make a wish. I wish that the Houston show with Steve Augeri would acutually get released on DVD.