Happy 4th Of July To All Americans.....

[cetera]

Liz, I was generalizing. Jesus Christ, why are your panties all in a wad?

It is widely known, that Euros don't believe in soap nor deodarant, or dentistry. Ever been there?

I hate to stoop to your level but fuck it....

You really are a redneck TWAT aren't you?!?!

Oh and btw.... it's spelt 'deodorant'.... as you'd know if you ever used it.....

[styxman]

Yep Deano, I have teeth that are slightly fading from their original white colour but I put that down to 40 odd years of eating junk food, which incidently we got from you Yanks! No more candy, burgers and whatever the hell these US chains put into their colourings - for me!!
As for the smell, I work hard for a living and don't sit on my arse in front of a PC 24/7 ( I bet you take the laptop to bed and it even has a lubricated hole built in!),
Also, now and again I have that odour but Old Spice, christ is that still around!
I guess with the general size of most americans (sorry for this but it's true), to keep the odour away they'd need to spray a full bottle a day - that right!
Keep smilin' Deano and prehaps you'll reflect enough of the Suns rays to let Bush announce 'No sir, we Americans are not responsible for Global Warming, as the Scientific research group in DC have proved most of all the Suns rays are reflected when we smile - we just need to work on the immigrant groups who come in with dirty teeth and stink like shit' He's since retracted the last bit because they work for a living!

Euro trash my arse!

[NealIsGod]

Don't take the Howard Stern wannabe so seriously. It's all schtick.

[styxman]

I'm retracting something I said earlier......as I can't do without my bottle of diet coke (some good does come out of America, even if it's not Journey at the moment[whoops]), that makes me think if you leave a dirty spoon in a glass of coke it cleans it, so why the hell doesn't it clean my teeth!!
Hope Bush doesn't get wind of this as he may proceed to change the laws on immigration to include the enforcement of dipping all euro immigrants in coke before entry - by the way Deano, you've got euro blood in you from way back when we got fed up with the colony and left, we couldn't stand the smell of that Old Spice!

[cetera]

I'm retracting something I said earlier......as I can't do without my bottle of diet coke (some good does come out of America, even if it's not Journey at the moment[whoops]), that makes me think if you leave a dirty spoon in a glass of coke it cleans it, so why the hell doesn't it clean my teeth!!
Hope Bush doesn't get wind of this as he may proceed to change the laws on immigration to include the enforcement of dipping all euro immigrants in coke before entry - by the way Deano, you've got euro blood in you from way back when we got fed up with the colony and left, we couldn't stand the smell of that Old Spice!

[Paul_UK]

Amazing how Deano can't even post in a positive thread without verbal bashing others, tongue in cheek or not. Clearly Deano knows fuck all about Britain or he wouldn't take such a stereotypical view of our great nation...yeah, we're small, but i'm proud to be British! I'm relieved you don't speak for your country.

Styxman, you rock!!

[styxman]

Queen, Beatles, Stones....damn right we're proud to be British....Rock on Paul! Styx, Journey, REO, VH and so on...proud of what the US sends our way and the Canadians for giving us the best Rock band in the world today........Rush (we'll forgive you for that funny looking woman who sold her sold to Vegas), also not forgetting Scorpions from our other Euro neighbours..and I'm not taking the piss here Andrew but Air Supply got plenty of play when I was in my teens, so we're all one big happy family when it comes to spreading music. Does Mick Jagger stink and have dirty teeth, I think not! so that's another you can add to your list of two...Deano.

Smellin' good today!