I had to go dig up a classic sample.
The_Noble_Cause wrote:Since u two obviously have each others backs, why don't u go on a woodland retreat and consumate your manly fraternal affection for one another. I think there's a few vacant lodges on Brokeback Mt. this season.
You can swap concert memories as you alternate suturing each others spliced anuses.
Hell, I'll even throw in a box of lambskin condoms.
and the #1 of all times:
The_Noble_Cause wrote:
When my feeble minded granddad makes this same expression it is usually accompanied by a staff a nurses in hazmat suits rushing into the room with a hose and garden trowel.
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