OT: Rant Sorry...but here we go...

[Deb]

It must have worked, as he's fucked off

Never. Stop protecting Ms. Dracula.

You're like a bad fart, hangs around for fuckin' ages

LMAO, you have no idea how true that is!

[styxman]

It must have worked, as he's fucked off

Never. Stop protecting Ms. Dracula.

You're like a bad fart, hangs around for fuckin' ages

And you are speck of dust. You have no idea dude, no idea.

what a fuckin' smell

[Liam]

It always helps me to lay pipe to the old lady, when I overthink things. Given enough alcohol, maybe I can talk her into helping you out, bud.

I appreciate it, dude. I'm sending a bottle of Cabo to ya now.

[Deb]

LOL Liam, just when you think your over her.........thats when she'll come crawling back.

[chf34jmac]

strungout wrote:

LOL Liam, just when you think your over her.........thats when she'll come crawling back.

That's when you nail her in the shitter with NO prelube!

[styxman]

LOL Liam, just when you think your over her.........thats when she'll come crawling back.

Oh Fuck..Strung, you've started him off thinking again now

[Liam]

LOL Liam, just when you think your over her.........thats when she'll come crawling back. Best revenge is living well..........speaking from experience, lol I've had a hell of a year!

Not quite that....it's just more my thoughts getting to me. I haven't talked to her in over a month. Like I said...it comes in waves and I'm on the crest of it right this sec. I'll pull through....mainly 'cause she's a worthless liar.

[styxman]

See, he's thinking about her again

[belar]

LOL Liam, just when you think your over her.........thats when she'll come crawling back. Best revenge is living well..........speaking from experience, lol I've had a hell of a year!

Not quite that....it's just more my thoughts getting to me. I haven't talked to her in over a month. Like I said...it comes in waves and I'm on the crest of it right this sec. I'll pull through....mainly 'cause she's a worthless liar.

Hey Liam, we've all been there. Trust me on this - you need to get out and do something, ANYTHING to occupy your mind with something else. I'm the king of brooding. DON'T DO IT! Call some of your friends, go to a bar, a ballgame, a skeet shoot, a hootnanny, SOMETHING. You'll be alright man.

[Deb]

LOL Liam, just when you think your over her.........thats when she'll come crawling back. Best revenge is living well..........speaking from experience, lol I've had a hell of a year!

Not quite that....it's just more my thoughts getting to me. I haven't talked to her in over a month. Like I said...it comes in waves and I'm on the crest of it right this sec. I'll pull through....mainly 'cause she's a worthless liar.

I hear ya, how long were you with her? The longer you were with her, the more memories there is to get over.

[cookieduster]

Not quite that....it's just more my thoughts getting to me. I haven't talked to her in over a month. Like I said...it comes in waves and I'm on the crest of it right this sec. I'll pull through....mainly 'cause she's a worthless liar.

Suggestion-let her read this, your chances of ever getting her back will probably be over after she sees her name in these lights. The door will be sealed shut forever. OR move to New York city become a stockbroker on Wall Street, make a ton of money and marry a super model.

[Clasicrockldy]

a hootnanny,

OMG belar ! A hootnanny ! I haven't heard that word in years ! LOL !

[FormerJrnyFan]

Ok...I'm honestly SICK of relationships. Yes I'm gonna come off sounding like a little pussy...but how can one person make the other feel like complete shit, EVEN when you thought you were over her? FUCKIN' A...I've tried my damndest to forget about her and all this shit...(mainly 'cause she's a lying skanky cuntrag) but alls I can think of today is her. Sorry...this shit just seems to come in waves and I'm on the crest of one right now. I do apologize. The bitch just needs to be shot. Damn depression. Fuckin' sucks. I wouldn't reccomend it.

Damn, Liam - when was your sister's wedding??? This could have been filed in the back of your memory from that weekend on... if you had just rented a car!

[sindee67]

SHE'S NOT WORTH YOUR EFFORT...
Take the energy you have wasted on her, and put it to you.
Please, she is not worth the time, but, you are.

[whocares]

It always helps me to lay pipe to the old lady, when I overthink things. Given enough alcohol, maybe I can talk her into helping you out, bud.

I appreciate it, dude. I'm sending a bottle of Cabo to ya now.

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!

Ya remembered!

[whocares]

damned computers double posting

[Liam]

Ok...I'm honestly SICK of relationships. Yes I'm gonna come off sounding like a little pussy...but how can one person make the other feel like complete shit, EVEN when you thought you were over her? FUCKIN' A...I've tried my damndest to forget about her and all this shit...(mainly 'cause she's a lying skanky cuntrag) but alls I can think of today is her. Sorry...this shit just seems to come in waves and I'm on the crest of one right now. I do apologize. The bitch just needs to be shot. Damn depression. Fuckin' sucks. I wouldn't reccomend it.

Damn, Liam - when was your sister's wedding??? This could have been filed in the back of your memory from that weekend on... if you had just rented a car!

Well DAMN Lori. If only YOU had rented a car...I might not be in this mess. j/k

[FormerJrnyFan]

Ok...I'm honestly SICK of relationships. Yes I'm gonna come off sounding like a little pussy...but how can one person make the other feel like complete shit, EVEN when you thought you were over her? FUCKIN' A...I've tried my damndest to forget about her and all this shit...(mainly 'cause she's a lying skanky cuntrag) but alls I can think of today is her. Sorry...this shit just seems to come in waves and I'm on the crest of one right now. I do apologize. The bitch just needs to be shot. Damn depression. Fuckin' sucks. I wouldn't reccomend it.

Damn, Liam - when was your sister's wedding??? This could have been filed in the back of your memory from that weekend on... if you had just rented a car!

Well DAMN Lori. If only YOU had rented a car...I might not be in this mess. j/k

No, no... you have a bad memory... think back. Just saying, could've solved the shit way back when...

[Rockindeano]

Everybody picth in 20 bucks for the Lori/Liam fucktrip. Send both those people to a midway spot, say, Cincinnati. Get em a hotel and finally, Liam can get rid of his DSB.

I'm in

And no Goddamned "hon"..

[chf34jmac]

No offense intended Liam but I am not paying money for someone ELSE to get laid!

[Liam]

Everybody picth in 20 bucks for the Lori/Liam fucktrip. Send both those people to a midway spot, say, Cincinnati. Get em a hotel and finally, Liam can get rid of his DSB.

I'm in

And no Goddamned "hon"..

First off...if you're gonna start a fund for me...make it to where I can make it to Va. on May 10th. 2nd off...I don't say "Hon". I say "Hun" 'cause I'm lazy. 3rd off....make it more Nashville and you got a halfway point.

I'm so glad I started this thread 'cause I've been laughing my ass off ever since.

[FormerJrnyFan]

Everybody picth in 20 bucks for the Lori/Liam fucktrip. Send both those people to a midway spot, say, Cincinnati. Get em a hotel and finally, Liam can get rid of his DSB.

I'm in

And no Goddamned "hon"..

C'mon people, the guy needs it...

[chf34jmac]

Oh, all right. I'll kick in. But you gotta let me smell your hand afterwards!

[Rockindeano]

Liam my man, I sir, have a plan-

Make nice dinner date with her one night, one night only....go to HER house, and politely ask to use the restroom facilities. Instead of heading straight, nonstop to the crapper, detour to her room. If you see any lose cash lying around, of course snag it, but the main point of you slicing through her bedroom is to grab about 3-5 sets of her panties and legwear. Stuff it into your own clothes, finish up your dinner or whatever, and be nice; then get the Hell out of there.

Then----

Go out to the Texas prairie or some wooded area, and find yourself some thick poison ivy or poison oak. Take out her panties and legwear, and rake the shit out of em through the infected vegetation- over and over and over again. Then, whilst driving back to to town, crack a beer or two. Doesn't really have any bearing on the plan, just sounded like a good sentence to add here. Call that bitch up, go into nice mode and ask her to have dinner again- at her place. Same deal...you now are experienced. Politely excuse yourself, head to the bathroom, but ooops, you got switched off the mainline and detored via her bedroom and look! Her dresser drawer! How convenient! Deposit the underwear and legwear quickly and get back to the table. Again, on the way out, feel free to scoop up any and all cash. Once back at the table, take one more bite, snag a beer or 5 and split.

About 48 hours your cell phone will be blazing with that much wanted call.

I did this and it worked to perfection!

[RedWingFan]

Liam my man, I sir, have a plan-

Make nice dinner date with her one night, one night only....go to HER house, and politely ask to use the restroom facilities. Instead of heading straight, nonstop to the crapper, detour to her room. If you see any lose cash lying around, of course snag it, but the main point of you slicing through her bedroom is to grab about 3-5 sets of her panties and legwear. Stuff it into your own clothes, finish up your dinner or whatever, and be nice; then get the Hell out of there.

Then----

Go out to the Texas prairie or some wooded area, and find yourself some thick poison ivy or poison oak. Take out her panties and legwear, and rake the shit out of em through the infected vegetation- over and over and over again. Then, whilst driving back to to town, crack a beer or two. Doesn't really have any bearing on the plan, just sounded like a good sentence to add here. Call that bitch up, go into nice mode and ask her to have dinner again- at her place. Same deal...you now are experienced. Politely excuse yourself, head to the bathroom, but ooops, you got switched off the mainline and detored via her bedroom and look! Her dresser drawer! How convenient! Deposit the underwear and legwear quickly and get back to the table. Again, on the way out, feel free to scoop up any and all cash. Once back at the table, take one more bite, snag a beer or 5 and split.

About 48 hours your cell phone will be blazing with that much wanted call.

I did this and it worked to perfection!

Poor Lula's probably still itchin'!!!! Good one Deano!

[Liam]

Liam my man, I sir, have a plan-

Make nice dinner date with her one night, one night only....go to HER house, and politely ask to use the restroom facilities. Instead of heading straight, nonstop to the crapper, detour to her room. If you see any lose cash lying around, of course snag it, but the main point of you slicing through her bedroom is to grab about 3-5 sets of her panties and legwear. Stuff it into your own clothes, finish up your dinner or whatever, and be nice; then get the Hell out of there.

Then----

Go out to the Texas prairie or some wooded area, and find yourself some thick poison ivy or poison oak. Take out her panties and legwear, and rake the shit out of em through the infected vegetation- over and over and over again. Then, whilst driving back to to town, crack a beer or two. Doesn't really have any bearing on the plan, just sounded like a good sentence to add here. Call that bitch up, go into nice mode and ask her to have dinner again- at her place. Same deal...you now are experienced. Politely excuse yourself, head to the bathroom, but ooops, you got switched off the mainline and detored via her bedroom and look! Her dresser drawer! How convenient! Deposit the underwear and legwear quickly and get back to the table. Again, on the way out, feel free to scoop up any and all cash. Once back at the table, take one more bite, snag a beer or 5 and split.

About 48 hours your cell phone will be blazing with that much wanted call.

I did this and it worked to perfection!

Gotta hand it to ya...you're fucking creative to the hilt.

[strangegrey]

I did this and it worked to perfection!

Now that's about as cruel as I can imagine!! Nice work!

[Rockindeano]

Poor Lula's probably still itchin'!!!! Good one Deano!

Oh no, not Lula....this was an old bitch flame who just needed cock too much. I was giving it to her 3 times a day for 9 days a week but no, she needed more. I found her out at a club one night with 2 dudes. Went into my Jim Rockford mode and followed them back to this guys crib. She was supposed to be at her sick mom's?

Peering through the window, I saw her drop down and hose one of em, but then to my dismay, the other dude was riding her down the stretch like he was at the Kentucky Derby! I did get aroused tho and played dumb for a couple days. Put stops out on all her credit cards, poured water into her gas tank, and put droplets of Aunt jemima into her cell phone key pad..just enough to piss the holy Hell out of her. 3 days go by and guess who called me, on a PAY PHONE? From the Emergency Room?! Hahaha. Her crotch and feet and legs were on fire!! I laughed my fat ass off. Actually, I wasn't fat then, but I laughed. Didn't give a shit.

Next day, her car says, "fuck it, can't run on H2O" and she tried to call AAA. I of course cancelled it too.

Her dad found all this out and chased me in his 2004 Vetter. I had a Pathfinder...had to go off road to lose the crazy son of a bitch. Just to get him back, on my way to work every morning, I would steal his Los Angeles Times at 5AM...Genius ...

[Liam]

Poor Lula's probably still itchin'!!!! Good one Deano!

Oh no, not Lula....this was an old bitch flame who just needed cock too much. I was giving it to her 3 times a day for 9 days a week but no, she needed more. I found her out at a club one night with 2 dudes. Went into my Jim Rockford mode and followed them back to this guys crib. She was supposed to be at her sick mom's?

Peering through the window, I saw her drop down and hose one of em, but then to my dismay, the other dude was riding her down the stretch like he was at the Kentucky Derby! I did get aroused tho and played dumb for a couple days. Put stops out on all her credit cards, poured water into her gas tank, and put droplets of Aunt jemima into her cell phone key pad..just enough to piss the holy Hell out of her. 3 days go by and guess who called me, on a PAY PHONE? From the Emergency Room?! Hahaha. Her crotch and feet and legs were on fire!! I laughed my fat ass off. Actually, I wasn't fat then, but I laughed. Didn't give a shit.

Next day, her car says, "fuck it, can't run on H2O" and she tried to call AAA. I of course cancelled it too.

Her dad found all this out and chased me in his 2004 Vetter. I had a Pathfinder...had to go off road to lose the crazy son of a bitch. Just to get him back, on my way to work every morning, I would steal his Los Angeles Times at 5AM...Genius ...

I'm cryin' 'cause I'm laughing so fucking hard. Thank you.

[RedWingFan]

Poor Lula's probably still itchin'!!!! Good one Deano!

Oh no, not Lula....this was an old bitch flame who just needed cock too much. I was giving it to her 3 times a day for 9 days a week but no, she needed more. I found her out at a club one night with 2 dudes. Went into my Jim Rockford mode and followed them back to this guys crib. She was supposed to be at her sick mom's?

Peering through the window, I saw her drop down and hose one of em, but then to my dismay, the other dude was riding her down the stretch like he was at the Kentucky Derby! I did get aroused tho and played dumb for a couple days. Put stops out on all her credit cards, poured water into her gas tank, and put droplets of Aunt jemima into her cell phone key pad..just enough to piss the holy Hell out of her. 3 days go by and guess who called me, on a PAY PHONE? From the Emergency Room?! Hahaha. Her crotch and feet and legs were on fire!! I laughed my fat ass off. Actually, I wasn't fat then, but I laughed. Didn't give a shit.

Next day, her car says, "fuck it, can't run on H2O" and she tried to call AAA. I of course cancelled it too.

Her dad found all this out and chased me in his 2004 Vetter. I had a Pathfinder...had to go off road to lose the crazy son of a bitch. Just to get him back, on my way to work every morning, I would steal his Los Angeles Times at 5AM...Genius ...

Dude, this may be your best post ever!!! Thanks