84 reasons to tell if you're an obsessive Journey fan.......

[larryfromnextdoor]

phen used to be a weightloss drug in the 90's...

[frfksakes]

Fuck that list. I love Steve Perry the (working) artist. That's my biggest one. He aint shit without Neal Schon, though. Save one lucky album entitled "Street Talk."

Please, you know you have "a Steve Perry pillowcase!"

Very funny list.

[Rick]

phen used to be a weightloss drug in the 90's...

[bluejeangirl76]

Fuck that list. I love Steve Perry the (working) artist. That's my biggest one. He aint shit without Neal Schon, though. Save one lucky album entitled "Street Talk."

Please, you know you have "a Steve Perry pillowcase!"

Very funny list.

He's got Steve on one side and Neal on the other.

[Rick]

Fuck that list. I love Steve Perry the (working) artist. That's my biggest one. He aint shit without Neal Schon, though. Save one lucky album entitled "Street Talk."

Please, you know you have "a Steve Perry pillowcase!"

Very funny list.

He's got Steve on one side and Neal on the other.

[Ms_M]

I'm pleading the 5th to this list.... If I haven't done them - I've at least thought of most of them.

[7 Wishes]

This is the funniest damned thing I have read in a long time. What if I answered "yes" fo over 75% of those questions?

[mistiejourney]

86.) You are 1 block from home, a Journey song comes on the radio, and you keep right on going until it plays through.

(guilty!)

Me too.

Which is worse; to drive another block or two until the song is over or to park the car and just sit there until it's over?

I'm a car-parker. I think it's worse to keep driving, though.....

[tammy]

Too funny, Phen...I laughed out loud several times so I suppose that makes me guilty of several. Very clever! But, did you cover: When you hear SP's voice in the store & find the nearest ceiling speaker to stand under - just to make sure.

[Voyager]

#87.) You click on links to news articles about Steve Perry sightings.

[Crazie Scarab]

There are a lot of "used to's" in there. That's for sure..

Fun stuff, just the same. Thanks and welcome, Phen. You're great!

[Little Lenny]

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1)You've purchased all of their albums twice (or more) due to them being digitally remastered.
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now I'm not an obsessive journey fan, or an obsessive any kinda band fan ..but this statement made me go over to the book case...and oh dear I'm an obsessive Shakespeare, jane Austin, bronte Sistters and Chaucer fan..having several copies of the same book for each of the names mentioned above....
I guess I really am a literary anorak!!

[Phen]

I'm glad you enjoyed it! I was insanely bored at that time... So I thought I would list things that would make an even weirder Journey fan than me, and I think I've accomplished that.

To be honest, I have no idea how I know so much about Journey, I just seem to soak up rock trivia like a sponge.

[TRAGChick]

Too funny, Phen...I laughed out loud several times so I suppose that makes me guilty of several. Very clever! But, did you cover: When you hear SP's voice in the store & find the nearest ceiling speaker to stand under - just to make sure.

OH GOOD GOD...!!!!

How about this one:

"Your Friends tell you that ALMOST EVERY TIME they turn on the radio, a JOURNEY song is on....and SOMEhow, it's YOUR fault!"

Yep...that's happened to me...more than once....

[Phen]

Yep, all of these are worthy of going on the list.

[bluejeangirl76]

86.) You are 1 block from home, a Journey song comes on the radio, and you keep right on going until it plays through.

(guilty!)

Me too.

Which is worse; to drive another block or two until the song is over or to park the car and just sit there until it's over?

I'm a car-parker. I think it's worse to keep driving, though.....

Hey. In my defense, I ONLY drove around the block (the long way) so it's not that bad. My logic is that it's more normal to drive and jam than to sit parked in from of my house and jam while the neighbors are going "What the blue fuck is wrong with her? She's just sitting there drumming on the steering wheel... hon, we need to move..."

[Phen]

Phen that list in Phantastic!!!!! I love it!!!!

~Wendy

Haha, thanks - someone actually invented the word "phentastic" to apply to me, and "phantastic" reminded me of that. XD

[Indyjoe]

Phen that list in Phantastic!!!!! I love it!!!!

~Wendy

Haha, thanks - someone actually invented the word "phentastic" to apply to me, and "phantastic" reminded me of that. XD

I almost changed it to that at first!! I love that "phentastic"

~Wendy

[Phen]

I haven't counted how many of these actually apply to me (probably a hell of a lot, since I wrote the list....) but there is my personal number 85) that says it all....

85)You've just realised that half the ink in your brand-new pen is now gone after writing all of this.

[Phen]

I haven't counted how many of these actually apply to me (probably a hell of a lot, since I wrote the list....) but there is my personal number 85) that says it all....

85)You've just realised that half the ink in your brand-new pen is now gone after writing all of this.

God, I totally forgot 86 (that only applies to me, I think)....

86) You have done over 40 Journey songs on YouTube and you've truly realised how creepy you are for doing so.

[m]

I haven't counted how many of these actually apply to me (probably a hell of a lot, since I wrote the list....) but there is my personal number 85) that says it all....

85)You've just realised that half the ink in your brand-new pen is now gone after writing all of this.

God, I totally forgot 86 (that only applies to me, I think)....

86) You have done over 40 Journey songs on YouTube and you've truly realised how creepy you are for doing so.

lol. can't say i've done that.

87) you watch shows like the OC and the Sopranos, just to hear a Jrny song that's already been played to death!!!

[Phen]

I haven't counted how many of these actually apply to me (probably a hell of a lot, since I wrote the list....) but there is my personal number 85) that says it all....

85)You've just realised that half the ink in your brand-new pen is now gone after writing all of this.

God, I totally forgot 86 (that only applies to me, I think)....

86) You have done over 40 Journey songs on YouTube and you've truly realised how creepy you are for doing so.

lol. can't say i've done that.

87) you watch shows like the OC and the Sopranos, just to hear a Jrny song that's already been played to death!!!

Yep, totally! My dad loves the Sopranos and hates Journey,and it was so hilarious to watch him squirm during Don't Stop Believin'. XD XD XD XD

[TigerBite]

Ha ha. Those are good and I must admit, some apply to me as well.

But, I must confess I don't think I own or EVER want to own a pillowcase with SP on it.
That seems a bit freakish to me although I have heard of some 40+ fan-atics who do own one.
Brrr. Scary thought...........................

[Phen]

Ha ha. Those are good and I must admit, some apply to me as well.

But, I must confess I don't think I own or EVER want to own a pillowcase with SP on it.
That seems a bit freakish to me although I have heard of some 40+ fan-atics who do own one.
Brrr. Scary thought...........................

Yeah, that one's just a tiny bit extreme, even for me. On the original list that I did on paper, there was a memo that said "If at least 1 of these apply to you, you are in the obsessive catagory."

[StoneCold]

My logic is that it's more normal to drive and jam than to sit parked in from of my house and jam while the neighbors are going "What the blue fuck is wrong with her?

She's just sitting there drumming on the steering wheel... hon, we need to move...

[Granny]

I haven't counted how many of these actually apply to me (probably a hell of a lot, since I wrote the list....) but there is my personal number 85) that says it all....

85)You've just realised that half the ink in your brand-new pen is now gone after writing all of this.

God, I totally forgot 86 (that only applies to me, I think)....

86) You have done over 40 Journey songs on YouTube and you've truly realised how creepy you are for doing so.

lol. can't say i've done that.

87) you watch shows like the OC and the Sopranos, just to hear a Jrny song that's already been played to death!!!

OMG, that is so true.....

[TRAGChick]

You find yourself listening to a song by an Artist that's OK, but they mention a Journey song in their lyrics:

Fergie ~ "Clumsy"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kN9vm95SocU

Chorus:

"Can't help it;
The Girl Can't Help It (OH NO!)

Can't help it;
The Girl Can't Help It (OH PLEASE!)

Can't help it;
The Girl Can't Help It (OH GOD!)

Can't help it....(wooo-ooh-ooh!)"

[Rhiannon]

You find yourself listening to a song by an Artist that's OK, but they mention a Journey song in their lyrics:

Fergie ~ "Clumsy"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kN9vm95SocU

Chorus:

"Can't help it;
The Girl Can't Help It (OH NO!)

Can't help it;
The Girl Can't Help It (OH PLEASE!)

Can't help it;
The Girl Can't Help It (OH GOD!)

Can't help it....(wooo-ooh-ooh!)"

Yes. The other scan/dsd coordinator at work has the hip-hop station on all damn day, and they play that EVERY hour. If not more. And there's another hip-hop song that the opening is very similar to the DSB keys. Can't remember what that song is.