by SF-Dano » Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:06 am
Just watched this one again last night, so these are fresh in my mind:
"HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE."
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"
"You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! "
"Let me 'splain.
[pause]
No, there is too much. Let me sum up."
"Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe "
"So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo. "
"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... So tweasure your wuv. "
"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.....it would be a shame to damage yours"
"You never said anything about killing anyone."
"I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition. "
" I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl. "
"Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass."
"I agree with Fezzik."
"Oh, the sot has spoken. What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy! ......
And you: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed in Greenland! "
