The song, "Suzanne"...

[ProgRocker53]

UGH!! With her bank, you'd think Winehouse could afford to get a little dental work done.

[Rip Rokken]

UGH!! With her bank, you'd think Winehouse could afford to get a little dental work done.

She's about as attractive as a toad... If you kissed her, you'd have to change your screen name to FrogPucker53.

[ProgRocker53]

UGH!! With her bank, you'd think Winehouse could afford to get a little dental work done.

She's about as attractive as a toad... If you kissed her, you'd have to change your screen name to FrogPucker53.

LOL! Rip, every time you post you've got me crackin' more than Mick Jagger's face.

One of my biggest turn-offs is bad teeth. I mean, I'm not picky, I can roll with alright teeth, but.... ugh. *shudder*

[TRAGChick]

Read the paragraph and then look at the examples of Switcheroo this website did to people posted underneath...
These are SO great!

Hillarious, and very informative! Still, it brings the problem to mind... My PhotoBucket account is simply not large enoughto hold the vast wealth of comedic nuggets my mind churns out, nor is the process of pilfering someone else's image and squirreling it away there quick enough to keep a joke fresh for maximum and timely impact. I have little choice but to consider hotlinking the WWW community's contribution to support my valiant efforts at injecting levity into message boards around the world. Think of me as a Robin Hood of the Net... ROKKEN HOOD!

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[weatherman90]

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These are SO great!

Hillarious, and very informative! Still, it brings the problem to mind... My PhotoBucket account is simply not large enoughto hold the vast wealth of comedic nuggets my mind churns out, nor is the process of pilfering someone else's image and squirreling it away there quick enough to keep a joke fresh for maximum and timely impact. I have little choice but to consider hotlinking the WWW community's contribution to support my valiant efforts at injecting levity into message boards around the world. Think of me as a Robin Hood of the Net... ROKKEN HOOD!

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[7 Wishes]

She belongs in that Simpsons' dentist's "Book of British Smiles" that Millhouse is subjected to.

Ouch.

[ScarabGator]

Oh, man. SH is the hottest woman alive.

I knew if we posted here long enough, we'd finally agree on something... haha! Susanna Hoffs is my dream girl...


Yesterday


Today

still a firecracker and still the love of my life! Remember the "My side of the bed" video??? Whooooooo, very hot.....

[Saint John]

She still looks incredible at 48. This is from a few weeks ago. Shitty song, but that's not the point. Good cover, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYG82AdABKY

[annie89509]

I have never heard of Suzanne Hoffs, but I do believe the song was about Jon's ex. I first read about it as speculation and has since come across many clues pointing to this as fact. If anyone is really interested, I'll try to list the clues.

[Rick]

I have never heard of Suzanne Hoffs, but I do believe the song was about Jon's ex. I first read about it as speculation and has since come across many clues pointing to this as fact. If anyone is really interested, I'll try to list the clues.

Absolutely, would love to see the info.

[larryfromnextdoor]

I have never heard of Suzanne Hoffs, but I do believe the song was about Jon's ex. I first read about it as speculation and has since come across many clues pointing to this as fact. If anyone is really interested, I'll try to list the clues.

Absolutely, would love to see the info.

there are a couple of threads here about it.. burried so deep i wouldnt know a "search" word to use..

[stevew2]

She still looks incredible at 48. This is from a few weeks ago. Shitty song, but that's not the point. Good cover, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYG82AdABKY

nice clip, you think they could of turned the cowbell up a little

[Rip Rokken]

She's about as attractive as a toad... If you kissed her, you'd have to change your screen name to FrogPucker53.

LOL! Rip, every time you post you've got me crackin' more than Mick Jagger's face.

One of my biggest turn-offs is bad teeth. I mean, I'm not picky, I can roll with alright teeth, but.... ugh. *shudder*

LOL! FrogPucker53... or maybe ProgF... Oh, never mind...

The mention of teeth is funny. I think it was Scott Baio who was describing what he looks for in a woman, and every physical aspect he mentioned was Barbie-quality, except that he said he liked teeth that were "F'ed up a little". And it made me think... I kinda do, too! Nothing like Amy Swinehouse, but if they are just a little crooked or something, there's just something insanely sexy about that... Doesn't sound like you agree on that one, though.

[Rip Rokken]

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Thank you both -- I may switch.

[Rhiannon]

Thank you both -- I may switch.

Switch hitter.

[Rip Rokken]

I have never heard of Suzanne Hoffs

Comes down to one thing... watching her in The Bangles' "Walk Like An Egyptian" video. I think black magic or voodoo must have been involved, because it entranced countless young men who saw it, and the spell has so far proven unbreakable.

[Uno_up]

Ya serious? Certainly!

You still hot for her?

I saw this broad today rummaging through a dumpster...looking for a bone with a piece of meat on it.

[annie89509]

I have never heard of Suzanne Hoffs, but I do believe the song was about Jon's ex. I first read about it as speculation and has since come across many clues pointing to this as fact. If anyone is really interested, I'll try to list the clues.

Absolutely, would love to see the info.

Well, let's see:

1) the lyrics of the song talks about seeing her " making love on the silver screen "; " you used to wear my ring" --
their marriage broke up between Frontiers-ROR, Tane (yes, she is the daughter of actor Doug McClure (I used to love him on the old TV Western, The Virginian)) moved to France and did soft-porn movies.

2) Jon said the ROR writing sessions with Steve was catartic (sp?) because they were both trying to mend broken hearts at the time.

3) In a couple of video clips that got on youtube (Good Morning America - Jon talked about re=living personal experiences in song then moving on) (the 3part Japanese ROR feature from SF's Hard Rock Cafe - Steve said he and Jon experienced the breakup of female companionship at the same time)

4) In an old promo cd from 1986 (it's transcript on a Journey fan site), Neal/Jon/Steve was on the Bob Coburn Rockline radio show being interviewed about ROR. At one point, the announcer asked about the song Suzanne. Steve said it's about a fantasy girl. "What does she look like?" Steve: "Ooh, blond ... she's got the big tat-tat's ..." Neal was giggling. Laughter. Then Jon interjected this remark: "she's some piece of work .... " To me, having Jon come out of the blue with that is very telling.

Anyway, I believe the song was about Tane.

[Rick]

I have never heard of Suzanne Hoffs, but I do believe the song was about Jon's ex. I first read about it as speculation and has since come across many clues pointing to this as fact. If anyone is really interested, I'll try to list the clues.

Absolutely, would love to see the info.

Well, let's see:

1) the lyrics of the song talks about seeing her " making love on the silver screen "; " you used to wear my ring" --
their marriage broke up between Frontiers-ROR, Tane (yes, she is the daughter of actor Doug McClure (I used to love him on the old TV Western, The Virginian)) moved to France and did soft-porn movies.

2) Jon said the ROR writing sessions with Steve was catartic (sp?) because they were both trying to mend broken hearts at the time.

3) In a couple of video clips that got on youtube (Good Morning America - Jon talked about re=living personal experiences in song then moving on) (the 3part Japanese ROR feature from SF's Hard Rock Cafe - Steve said he and Jon experienced the breakup of female companionship at the same time)

4) In an old promo cd from 1986 (it's transcript on a Journey fan site), Neal/Jon/Steve was on the Bob Coburn Rockline radio show being interviewed about ROR. At one point, the announcer asked about the song Suzanne. Steve said it's about a fantasy girl. "What does she look like?" Steve: "Ooh, blond ... she's got the big tat-tat's ..." Neal was giggling. Laughter. Then Jon interjected this remark: "she's some piece of work .... " To me, having Jon come out of the blue with that is very telling.

Anyway, I believe the song was about Tane.

Very interesting. Thanks for taking the time and effort to post that.

[Rip Rokken]

Switch hitter.

Move the "S" to the other word, and what do ya got?

[Rip Rokken]

I saw this broad today rummaging through a dumpster...looking for a bone with a piece of meat on it.

Aww, man... I better stop while I'm still in possession of my soul...

[texafana]

Didnt suzzana huff do a nude scene in some movie 10-15 years ago? I know the promo cover had her in a binkini? Someone do some google searching. lol...

[Rip Rokken]

Didnt suzzana huff do a nude scene in some movie 10-15 years ago? I know the promo cover had her in a binkini? Someone do some google searching. lol...

Yes, she did a topless scene or something, but I never saw the movie.

[Perrydise]

Didnt suzzana huff do a nude scene in some movie 10-15 years ago? I know the promo cover had her in a binkini? Someone do some google searching. lol...

Yes, she did a topless scene or something, but I never saw the movie.

Oh come on Rip I find that hard to believe

[Rip Rokken]

Yes, she did a topless scene or something, but I never saw the movie.

Oh come on Rip I find that hard to believe

Haha.... No, actually, I'm telling the truth on that one. I think I just wasn't interested in the movie at the time.

[larryfromnextdoor]

Farah did a scene like that .. in the worst "space" movie ever made.. Saturn 3... horrible...

[Moon Beam]

Rip Rokken, seriously Sir, I've been guilty of having a liking to an Av or Siggy from you
but this latest number leaves me thinking, feeling and seeing Fem from every angle.

[Rip Rokken]

Rip Rokken, seriously Sir, I've been guilty of having a liking to an Av or Siggy from you
but this latest number leaves me thinking, feeling and seeing Fem from every angle.

That's me when I drop the jokes and start preaching! I need to do a version of that where he's sporting a clerical collar (or maybe one of my enablers here will do it for me, as I'm not very talented).

What do you prefer more, "Rokken Hood", who steals images from the rich and posts to the poor?

[Moon Beam]

What do you prefer more, "Rokken Hood", who steals images from the rich and posts to the poor?

I like big and bold bestest.

[Rip Rokken]

What do you prefer more, "Rokken Hood", who steals images from the rich and posts to the poor?

I like big and bold bestest.

How about Cokk Blokken, who uses his tool to direct traffic here on the board?