Rhiannon wrote:...I Flushed out the feeling of
Me being the shit
Cuz I was leaving skid marks on everywhere I sit...
Sheer poetry.

I nearly forgot about this one, and this has been pissing me off for years... "Bills Bills Bills" by Destiny's Child:
can you pay my bills
can you pay my telephone bills
can you pay my automo'bills
then maybe we can chill
I don't think you do
so you and me are through
I remember the 1st time I heard that... "Did she just say....? Was that...? Automo-bills?"
And that's just the chorus. The rest of it is no better.