OT--Man, is it hot here!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deb]

"King Swamp Ass"...I like it!!!

It's 75 degrees here. Which makes a pleasant bloody change.
Still raining every so often though.

Now what on earth is swamp ass?

Don't ask!

Isn't that one kind of self-explanatory?
Where's Rhi... she can creatively define almost anything.

I was just checking it doesn't mean Dan has poo-ed his pants.
We really are divided by a common language.
I just sometimes need to check I am imagining the correct thing.

It doesn't mean he didn't last weekend either.

OMG, only on MR can a topic about swamp ass go on for a whole page.....

[epresley]

Pansies.
Spend a couple weeks in Phoenix during monsoon season when its 114 AND humid.
THAT is some swamp ass right there.

Are you challenging me to a Swamp Ass contest?!?!

Will there be pics?

YIKES!!!!!!!!

[Arkansas]

"King Swamp Ass"...I like it!!!

It's 75 degrees here. Which makes a pleasant bloody change.
Still raining every so often though.

Now what on earth is swamp ass?

If it's what I think it is, it's like an adult diaper rash. When sweat accumulates in the DMZ, things tend to get a little bumpy & moldy rather quickly. Nothing a good spray (athlete's foot/jock itch) won't clear up.


later~

Kind of like Trench Foot but in your pants?
Ewwww.
Nasty.

Yeah, kinda like that, but there's another angle to it. When you're out in this humid heat, and especially engaged in any manual labor, 'SA' is a little more than just a fungal colony. Often, heavy DMZ sweat can soak into clothing, and it tends to cause a slight rinsing effect in the nearby cavity. And so there can be various odors associated with this condition...which spawns certain itches, which when scratched only compounds the infestation.

So, uhm, yeah, I think that's clear enough.


later~

[mikemarrs]

100 degrees here with a heat index of 110 and humidity at 80 percent or something.code orange here also which means stay indoors unless you have to get out.

[SusieP]

"King Swamp Ass"...I like it!!!

It's 75 degrees here. Which makes a pleasant bloody change.
Still raining every so often though.

Now what on earth is swamp ass?

If it's what I think it is, it's like an adult diaper rash. When sweat accumulates in the DMZ, things tend to get a little bumpy & moldy rather quickly. Nothing a good spray (athlete's foot/jock itch) won't clear up.


later~

Kind of like Trench Foot but in your pants?
Ewwww.
Nasty.

Yeah, kinda like that, but there's another angle to it. When you're out in this humid heat, and especially engaged in any manual labor, 'SA' is a little more than just a fungal colony. Often, heavy DMZ sweat can soak into clothing, and it tends to cause a slight rinsing effect in the nearby cavity. And so there can be various odors associated with this condition...which spawns certain itches, which when scratched only compounds the infestation.

So, uhm, yeah, I think that's clear enough.


later~

OMG. And obviously, the larger the ass the more nasty the problem. I see.
All Swamp Ass sufferers have my sympathy.
It is FAR worse than I imagined.

Get well soon Dan.

[txfirefighter]

Well, I felt it was time for me to get involved about "Swamp Ass."
Y'all were close but let me elaborate:

Imagine, if you will, it is July and it is 111 degrees in Texas and you are at a cookout with some friends. It is crowded, loud, and HOT, and the time has arrived to venture outdoors to go see a show...3 bands. It is an outdoor venue...OUTDOORS.... you know, where it is 111 degrees. You are now at the show, having a great time, when you notice on the exposed parts of your body a slimey film developing (arms, legs, and head you sickos).
Well, this same film is developing on other unexposed parts of your body....UNEXPOSED... meaning covered by clothing that probably does not breathe. The show was great and you finally arrive at your sleeping destination. You peel your sweaty clothes off of your slime covered stickey body, ready for a shower.
Now, here is the good part: take the underwear you have had on since probably 9:00 am in the 111 degree heat, place them over your head,
AND TAKE A BIG WIFF!!!!!

That, my friends, is Swamp Ass.

Tony

[Michigan Girl]

Well, I felt it was time for me to get involved about "Swamp Ass."
Y'all were close but let me elaborate:

Imagine, if you will, it is July and it is 111 degrees in Texas and you are at a cookout with some friends. It is crowded, loud, and HOT, and the time has arrived to venture outdoors to go see a show...3 bands. It is an outdoor venue...OUTDOORS.... you know, where it is 111 degrees. You are now at the show, having a great time, when you notice on the exposed parts of your body a slimey film developing (arms, legs, and head you sickos).
Well, this same film is developing on other unexposed parts of your body....UNEXPOSED... meaning covered by clothing that probably does not breathe. The show was great and you finally arrive at your sleeping destination. You peel your sweaty clothes off of your slime covered stickey body, ready for a shower.
Now, here is the good part: take the underwear you have had on since probably 9:00 am in the 111 degree heat, place them over your head,
AND TAKE A BIG WIFF!!!!!

That, my friends, is Swamp Ass.

Tony

If you guys would wear thongs, these things wouldn't happen!!!

[Rhiannon]

That, my friends, is Swamp Ass.

Tony

Was that from the man himself!?!?!
Dude... thank God, b/c I really couldn't imagine Gayle putting her panties over her head and whiffing. And that disturbed me for a moment.

Swamp ass is especially wretched for men with Sasquatch asses.

[Rip Rokken]

OMG. And obviously, the larger the ass the more nasty the problem. I see.
All Swamp Ass sufferers have my sympathy.
It is FAR worse than I imagined.

Good grief... I have a client who when I first met him over a year ago and had to sit in his chair, he apologized that "the seat might be warm from sitting in it", and he said "Sorry, that's kinda gross" LOL! Then just last week he told me the same thing!!! Is that "Swamp Ass"?

[bluejeangirl76]

Good grief... I have a client who when I first met him over a year ago and had to sit in his chair, he apologized that "the seat might be warm from sitting in it", and he said "Sorry, that's kinda gross" LOL! Then just last week he told me the same thing!!! Is that "Swamp Ass"?

Warm seat or WET seat?

If it was wet seat, you done encountered some swampassarooni.

[Don]

"King Swamp Ass"...I like it!!!

It's 75 degrees here. Which makes a pleasant bloody change.
Still raining every so often though.

Now what on earth is swamp ass?

Don't ask!

I'm imagining something green, clammy and slimy.

[Rick]

Well, I felt it was time for me to get involved about "Swamp Ass."
Y'all were close but let me elaborate:

Imagine, if you will, it is July and it is 111 degrees in Texas and you are at a cookout with some friends. It is crowded, loud, and HOT, and the time has arrived to venture outdoors to go see a show...3 bands. It is an outdoor venue...OUTDOORS.... you know, where it is 111 degrees. You are now at the show, having a great time, when you notice on the exposed parts of your body a slimey film developing (arms, legs, and head you sickos).
Well, this same film is developing on other unexposed parts of your body....UNEXPOSED... meaning covered by clothing that probably does not breathe. The show was great and you finally arrive at your sleeping destination. You peel your sweaty clothes off of your slime covered stickey body, ready for a shower.
Now, here is the good part: take the underwear you have had on since probably 9:00 am in the 111 degree heat, place them over your head,
AND TAKE A BIG WIFF!!!!!

That, my friends, is Swamp Ass.

Tony

I think that's the first post I've seen from you on here! You need to get involved more, that story was great. I could hear the Twilight Zone music in my head.

[bluejeangirl76]

Are we clear on the concept yet? Or does this require a pictorial?

[MrsPerry]

been really hot here too. ready for summer to be done.

[G.I.Jim]

what summer... we have had maybe 2 days maybe 90... raining every 4 days or less.. flooding... more flooding... from the weathers service guys that this summer Iowa is right smack on the jetstream wave---so every storm system that comes through hits us. we have had over 35 inches of rain already this year.

Rick

We've had ONLY 9 inches of rain so far this year.

He said 9 inches!

[FormerJrnyFan]

"King Swamp Ass"...I like it!!!

It's 75 degrees here. Which makes a pleasant bloody change.
Still raining every so often though.

Now what on earth is swamp ass?

Don't ask!

Isn't that one kind of self-explanatory?
Where's Rhi... she can creatively define almost anything.

I was just checking it doesn't mean Dan has poo-ed his pants.
We really are divided by a common language.
I just sometimes need to check I am imagining the correct thing.

It doesn't mean he didn't last weekend either.

OMG, only on MR can a topic about swamp ass go on for a whole page.....

Sorry people........... gotta slam into this thread and compliment Deb on her HOLY SHIT av!!!!!!!!! lol

[Angiekay]

been really hot here too. ready for summer to be done.

Shuushhh yo mouth sistah!!! I vote for someone to change the SD climate to summer year round. You keep your silly Banana belt...I want sun and HOT!!


Three flakes on Christmas...that's IT!

[Moon Beam]

Shuushhh yo mouth sistah!!!......I want sun and HOT!!

Three flakes on Christmas...that's IT!

I so love your Summer loving self Seestah.....spread it sunny like lady....sorry Mrs P

[Deb]

"King Swamp Ass"...I like it!!!

It's 75 degrees here. Which makes a pleasant bloody change.
Still raining every so often though.

Now what on earth is swamp ass?

Don't ask!

Isn't that one kind of self-explanatory?
Where's Rhi... she can creatively define almost anything.

I was just checking it doesn't mean Dan has poo-ed his pants.
We really are divided by a common language.
I just sometimes need to check I am imagining the correct thing.

It doesn't mean he didn't last weekend either.

OMG, only on MR can a topic about swamp ass go on for a whole page.....

Sorry people........... gotta slam into this thread and compliment Deb on her HOLY SHIT av!!!!!!!!! lol

LOL Lori! Niiiiiiiiiice, eh?! Haven't seen ya post in a while, how's life been treatin' ya?