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Postby Maui Tom » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:50 am

would you gals puff THAT magic dragon?
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:51 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:You want a designer vag? Tattoo the Coach logo on it and STFU.

Been there.....seen that. :roll:
mmmm bet you have

Yep....the things people will tattoo and pierce...never ceases to amaze me!



Something like this.... (NSFW!)

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg



Holy fire-breathing penis, Batman. :shock:
it made Friga cry, he saying "why cant it be mine" boo hoo boo hoo
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:53 am

stevew2 wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:You want a designer vag? Tattoo the Coach logo on it and STFU.

Been there.....seen that. :roll:
mmmm bet you have

Yep....the things people will tattoo and pierce...never ceases to amaze me!



Something like this.... (NSFW!)

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg



Holy fire-breathing penis, Batman. :shock:


it made Friga cry, he saying "why cant it be mine" boo hoo boo hoo


Jon "Dragon Dick" Cain? :shock:

Nah. I don't buy it.
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Postby Arkansas » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:54 am

There was a newstory out of the Mayo last year about some Doc that got fired for taking a pic of a guy's johnson during surgery. Seems this guy was a former porn star or something. He had a tattoo that said 'hot rod'.


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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:00 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:You want a designer vag? Tattoo the Coach logo on it and STFU.

Been there.....seen that. :roll:
mmmm bet you have

Yep....the things people will tattoo and pierce...never ceases to amaze me!



Something like this.... (NSFW!)

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg



Holy fire-breathing penis, Batman. :shock:


it made Friga cry, he saying "why cant it be mine" boo hoo boo hoo


Jon "Dragon Dick" Cain? :shock:

Nah. I don't buy it.
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Postby Michigan Girl » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:07 am

T-Bone wrote:
Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:You want a designer vag? Tattoo the Coach logo on it and STFU.

Been there.....seen that. :roll:
mmmm bet you have

Yep....the things people will tattoo and pierce...never ceases to amaze me!



Something like this.... (NSFW!)

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg


Must have been UNBELIEVABLY painful (no emoticon for this)....this makes me
wince and grab for parts that aren't there!!! :shock: :wink:
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Postby Maui Tom » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:13 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:You want a designer vag? Tattoo the Coach logo on it and STFU.

Been there.....seen that. :roll:
mmmm bet you have

Yep....the things people will tattoo and pierce...never ceases to amaze me!



Something like this.... (NSFW!)

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg


Must have been UNBELIEVABLY painful (no emoticon for this)....this makes me
wince and grab for parts that aren't there!!! :shock: :wink:


and WHERE may that be?
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:14 am

we have to know
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Postby Natalie » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:23 am

stevew2 wrote:we have to know

I think it's right here

http://www.secretsexguide.com/wp-content/photos/vagina-devil-tattoo.jpg
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Postby Natalie » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:24 am

stevew2 wrote:
AlteredDNA wrote:Image
I knew a girl like that once

Was it her??
http://www.yatahonga.com/data/media/5/200312/big_vagina.jpg
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:25 am

Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:we have to know

I think it's right here

http://www.secretsexguide.com/wp-content/photos/vagina-devil-tattoo.jpg
Damn Nat ,you got your camera fixed
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Postby Michigan Girl » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:32 am

Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:we have to know

I think it's right here

http://www.secretsexguide.com/wp-content/photos/vagina-devil-tattoo.jpg


WINCING!!! :shock:
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:33 am

Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
AlteredDNA wrote:Image
I knew a girl like that once

Was it her??
http://www.yatahonga.com/data/media/5/200312/big_vagina.jpg
I could go for a swim in that gash
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Postby Maui Tom » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:37 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:we have to know

I think it's right here

http://www.secretsexguide.com/wp-content/photos/vagina-devil-tattoo.jpg


WINCING!!! :shock:


MG be a WINCER!
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:48 am

is that like winking
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Postby Michigan Girl » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:09 am

stevew2 wrote:is that like winking


LMAO!!! :wink:
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:10 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
stevew2 wrote:is that like winking


LMAO!!! :wink:
is it ???
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Postby Michigan Girl » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:11 am

stevew2 wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
stevew2 wrote:is that like winking


LMAO!!! :wink:
is it ???


Yes, Kinda~ only you use your WHOLE face!!! :wink:
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Postby lights1961 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:41 am

like i should say anything...but man you all have way tooooo much time on your hands... these threads are making me crack up in my office and is distracting me from my work...
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Postby Enigma869 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:19 am

Arkansas wrote:I'm sure that's where the dumpsters are.


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Where everyone dumps their loads :shock: :shock: :shock:


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Re: OT: Designer Vagina Craze

Postby Enigma869 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:23 am

T-Bone wrote:Australian doctors have raised concerns about clinics offering vaginal cosmetic surgery, warning the trend towards so-called "designer vaginas" may be exploiting vulnerable women.
The Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists said procedures being offered included "vaginal rejuvenation, revirgination, designer vaginoplasty and G-spot amplification".



Revirgination :shock: :shock: :shock: My father-in-law is a plastic surgeon. I better not show this article to his wife. She'll really wonder what he's doing at the office so late :shock:


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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:27 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
stevew2 wrote:is that like winking


LMAO!!! :wink:
is it ???


Yes, Kinda~ only you use your WHOLE face!!! :wink:
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Postby RossValoryRocks » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:50 am

Note to the married men here: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, ask the doctor to put an extra stitch in after your wife gives birth...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!


EDIT---EXCUSE THE PREVIOUS TYPO
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Postby Natalie » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:59 am

RossValoryRocks wrote:Note to the married men here: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, ask the doctor to put an extra stick in after your wife gives birth...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

I can't COUNT the number of times I've heard that-and every time the guy thinks it's funny and he's the only one that has ever said it.

My standard response is....."a real man wouldn't need it."
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:04 am

Natalie wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:Note to the married men here: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, ask the doctor to put an extra stick in after your wife gives birth...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

I can't COUNT the number of times I've heard that-and every time the guy thinks it's funny and he's the only one that has ever said it.

My standard response is....."a real man wouldn't need it."
What if a real man has a four inch pecker like Tito
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Postby ProgRocker53 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:05 am

I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:11 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.
i have to tell you about um sometime. Them things can get you in trouble. They have started wars and whole civilizations have vanished becaue of men fighting over them.You fertelize one, you ll be driving a sub compact for 18 years like that dude on the free credit report.com comercial. Thats why guy dudes ar more sucessfull
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Postby Michigan Girl » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:19 am

stevew2 wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.
i have to tell you about um sometime. Them things can get you in trouble. They have started wars and whole civilizations have vanished becaue of men fighting over them.You fertelize one, you ll be driving a sub compact for 18 years like that dude on the free credit report.com comercial. Thats why guy dudes ar more sucessfull

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
LMAO!!! PERFECT...SW2...That's it Proggie~Pooh!! :wink:
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:21 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.
i have to tell you about um sometime. Them things can get you in trouble. They have started wars and whole civilizations have vanished becaue of men fighting over them.You fertelize one, you ll be driving a sub compact for 18 years like that dude on the free credit report.com comercial. Thats why guy dudes ar more sucessfull

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
LMAO!!! PERFECT...SW2...That's it Proggie~Pooh!! :wink:
got to tell the boy like it is.I d be driving a Roll Royce is somebody told me awile back
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Postby Natalie » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:21 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.

Ask me anything....a nurses number one job is to educate.
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