End this tour at PH...where it all started...

[txfirefighter]

You can thank me later for pimping your latest nickname assignment.

I will call Oprah for you today.

Make sure she sets up the surgical consultation.

And a willing participant to test the results. Probably this guy...

[DrFU]

When will you be ordering Chinese take-out in Cleveland, Frau Fu? I think there is a use for the take out containers....

Cleveland has a PF Changs; I checked. Wet wipes in purse. Don't worry, G., whatever you do to yourself, we'll clean up and package you for the trip home... Always assuming any of us are in good enough condition ourselves to do so...