Angiekay wrote:Gunbot wrote:My early experiments with cologne usually resulted in my dad going "Jesus H. Christ, somebody smells like a French Whore".
That was one of my dad's favorite sayings!!! He's been gone ten years and I can still hear him saying that!
After I left home for college, when I'd come home my dad would ask if I went to church and I'd say yes and he'd say, "where? The church of St Mattress?"
"You're going to school to learn, not for a fashion show"
Of course the ever famous, "Close the door, were you born in a barn!?"
My Dad used 'born in a tent?'
