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Postby Rockindeano » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:45 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
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bluejeangirl76 wrote:I remember reading this story back when it happened but... :shock:
I still don't get this. Getting sucked off by a vacuum? At a CAR WASH?

Dude... you have a HAND! Crank one out and go to bed, end of story.
Or at least use your own vacuum at home if you're gonna be a sick ass about it. :twisted: :lol:


Oh come on?! Big deal? The only reason this is news is because it happened at a car wash.

Seriously, guys be honest, you mean top tell me none of you were vacuuming the apartment or house and said, "hey, that would probably work pretty well." I did. I sat on the bed and turned it on.


Alright, maybe I don't get it because I don't have one.
So, what you're saying is guys will basically stick their dicks in damn near anything? :shock: :lol:


Yes, we will. The best thing about traveling abroad is those round receptacles they have for power outlets.
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Postby T-Bone » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:45 am

This one always made me laugh

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... mmer1.html
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:48 am

Rockindeano wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Alright, maybe I don't get it because I don't have one.
So, what you're saying is guys will basically stick their dicks in damn near anything? :shock: :lol:


Yes, we will. The best thing about traveling abroad is those round receptacles they have for power outlets.


And the worst thing about traveling is that guys like you have been there ahead of me, and now I have to be on constant watch for pecker tracks. :evil:
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Postby Deb » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:06 am

Michigan Girl wrote:I am LMAO!!! :wink:


So am I! :lol: Going to have to shut my office door if I read any more of this thread. Laughed right out loud on the sucked the sheets up my ass description. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Maui Tom » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:11 am

Oh and...Oreck leaves a hickie that lasts for 11 months...definitely the vac of choice....
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Postby stevew2 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:15 am

Maui Tom wrote:Oh and...Oreck leaves a hickie that lasts for 11 months...definitely the vac of choice....
Shame they didnt have them shop vacs with the wide hoses way back,you could get all your shit taken care of :if ya know what i mean
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Postby stevew2 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:16 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I remember reading this story back when it happened but... :shock:
I still don't get this. Getting sucked off by a vacuum? At a CAR WASH?

Dude... you have a HAND! Crank one out and go to bed, end of story.
Or at least use your own vacuum at home if you're gonna be a sick ass about it. :twisted: :lol:


Oh come on?! Big deal? The only reason this is news is because it happened at a car wash.

Seriously, guys be honest, you mean top tell me none of you were vacuuming the apartment or house and said, "hey, that would probably work pretty well." I did. I sat on the bed and turned it on.


Alright, maybe I don't get it because I don't have one.
So, what you're saying is guys will basically stick their dicks in damn near anything? :shock: :lol:
If you "had one" you would be dangerous
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Postby Uno_up » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:21 am

You know the terrorists have won if you can't get a quickie from a public vac.
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Postby Maui Tom » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:24 am

Uno_up wrote:You know the terrorists have won if you can't get a quickie from a public vac.


I stay AWAY from public vacs...the AstroGlide dispenser is always empty or the victim of vandals....
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Postby stevew2 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:31 am

Maui Tom wrote:
Uno_up wrote:You know the terrorists have won if you can't get a quickie from a public vac.


I stay AWAY from public vacs...the AstroGlide dispenser is always empty or the victim of vandals....
I only use my own, The wife bought a Kenmore I refuse to use it, somethings need to be kept private
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Postby Tomulator » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:33 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:Do you know any guy who would use a picnic table for sex?


Yes, but they'd all have women underneath them on that table! :shock:


Or on top...

8)
"I was merely probing the patient for muscle tone and skeletal girth. We mock what we don't understand."
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Postby Maui Tom » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:33 am

stevew2 wrote:
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Uno_up wrote:You know the terrorists have won if you can't get a quickie from a public vac.


I stay AWAY from public vacs...the AstroGlide dispenser is always empty or the victim of vandals....
I only use my own, The wife bought a Kenmore I refuse to use it, somethings need to be kept private


you have the power cord that plugs into the lighter of your car? A MUST.
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Postby Tomulator » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:35 am

I prefer Swiffers...

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"I was merely probing the patient for muscle tone and skeletal girth. We mock what we don't understand."
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Postby stevew2 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:37 am

Maui Tom wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:
Uno_up wrote:You know the terrorists have won if you can't get a quickie from a public vac.


I stay AWAY from public vacs...the AstroGlide dispenser is always empty or the victim of vandals....
I only use my own, The wife bought a Kenmore I refuse to use it, somethings need to be kept private


you have the power cord that plugs into the lighter of your car? A MUST.
Naw not enough suction , That would problablly be enough for Friga though
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Postby stevew2 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:58 am

I bet he wont do that again
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:10 am

Fact Finder wrote:
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journey062393 wrote:Now i finally know what it means when they say "It's 10 o'clock and Michigan still sucks!" :lol:


He got more action from that vacuum than your Ohio dude got from
the wood..... :wink:
Didn't JFB post this some time ago?!?!
http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1453374.aspx




We discussed that here http://forums.melodicrock.com/phpBB/vie ... cnic+table

Thought it sounded familiar, wrong person.....Thanks!! :wink:
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Postby Deb » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:14 am

Fact Finder wrote:
We discussed that here http://forums.melodicrock.com/phpBB/vie ... cnic+table


Gawd this place is hilarious........ :lol: :lol: :lol:

NealIsGod wrote:That table obviously wanted it. Did you see the skimpy tablecloth it was wearing?


Fact Finder wrote:Once you go picnic table you never go back.


ProgRocker53 wrote:Note: Screwing picnic tables is NOT a widespread thing in Ohio. :lol:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:18 am

Deb wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:I am LMAO!!! :wink:


So am I! :lol: Going to have to shut my office door if I read any more of this thread. Laughed right out loud on the sucked the sheets up my ass description. :lol: :lol:


I actually think more men should go this route!! :wink:
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Postby Uno_up » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:23 am

Fact Finder wrote:Toothy raccoon bit off manhood

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Postby Angel » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:41 am

Uno_up wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Toothy raccoon bit off manhood

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG, too funny!!!!!
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Postby Rip Rokken » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:57 am

The article omits some extremely important info, such as, was it a wet or dry vac? And was it bagless? The public has a right to know!

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Postby Maui Tom » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:58 am

Rip Rokken wrote:The article omits some extremely important info, such as, was it a wet or dry vac? And was it bagless? The public has a right to know!

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I was bagless after too much Oreck action.
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Postby DrFU » Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:20 am

Rockindeano wrote:At least I didn't have to resort to the fuckin crevice tool. :twisted:


well, for those of us with crevices ... 8)
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:29 am

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Rockindeano wrote:At least I didn't have to resort to the fuckin crevice tool. :twisted:


well, for those of us with crevices ... 8)


You did not just! :shock:

Do me a favor... when you try that, film it. I gotta see the look on your face.
Whatever you do though, DON'T reverse the suction. :shock:
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Postby Rhiannon » Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:37 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Do me a favor... when you try that, film it.


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby AlteredDNA » Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:38 am

Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Do me a favor... when you try that, film it.


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


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Postby DrFU » Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:39 am

Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Do me a favor... when you try that, film it.


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


as Gunbot points out regularly, guys who know their way around a crevice are in chronic short supply ...

vacuums are everywhere ...

:lol: :wink: :lol:
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Postby stevew2 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:54 am

LLL wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:The article omits some extremely important info, such as, was it a wet or dry vac? And was it bagless? The public has a right to know!

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Well, it started off dry . . . . 8)
till perry came along
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Postby Rhiannon » Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:57 am

DrFU wrote:vacuums are everywhere ...

:lol: :wink: :lol:



So the man at the car wash found out. :P
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:18 am

DrFU wrote:as Gunbot points out regularly, guys who know their way around a crevice are in chronic short supply ...

vacuums are everywhere ...


Hmm. You do have a point there. :?
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