OT: Chimp and woman took baths together, drank wine together

[stevew2]

I wonder weither the Chimp serviced the wife {if ya know what i mean

They should be able to marry.

I figured you were for gay marrige, being you are are up Frigas ass all the time

I am NOT for gay marriage.

Then why are you up frigas tailhole 24/7 ?

Because of people like you! You bash him for no reason. Someone needs to defend him. Although I'm probably saving your ass instead because lets not forget, "HE LETS YOU LIVE!"

I got my reasons you dick gobbler,just because he signed every shitty thing you own,dosent mean you have to defend the fruit, you are problablly listening to his gay version of faithfully while rubbin down there

[Don]

I wonder weither the Chimp serviced the wife {if ya know what i mean

They should be able to marry.

I figured you were for gay marrige, being you are are up Frigas ass all the time

I am NOT for gay marriage.

Then why are you up frigas tailhole 24/7 ?

Because of people like you! You bash him for no reason. Someone needs to defend him. Although I'm probably saving your ass instead because lets not forget, "HE LETS YOU LIVE!"

So in essence, you are Stevew2's "Bad Medicine".

[stevew2]

I wonder weither the Chimp serviced the wife {if ya know what i mean

They should be able to marry.

I figured you were for gay marrige, being you are are up Frigas ass all the time

I am NOT for gay marriage.

Then why are you up frigas tailhole 24/7 ?

Because of people like you! You bash him for no reason. Someone needs to defend him. Although I'm probably saving your ass instead because lets not forget, "HE LETS YOU LIVE!"

So in essence, you are Stevew2's "Bad Medicine".

Naw he is is my corn picker, he is coming over when im done takin a dump

[MrsPerry]

I wonder weither the Chimp serviced the wife {if ya know what i mean

I am ashamed to say I thought the same thing this AM when I heard this story...good lord.....

I did too.

[stevew2]

I wonder weither the Chimp serviced the wife {if ya know what i mean

I am ashamed to say I thought the same thing this AM when I heard this story...good lord.....

I did too.

see im not the only sicko on here,i just say it like it is

[swataz]

I wonder weither the Chimp serviced the wife {if ya know what i mean

I am ashamed to say I thought the same thing this AM when I heard this story...good lord.....

I did too.

see im not the only sicko on here,i just say it like it is

That photo of Cain with the quote is hysterical. The original was funnier but I am assuming you were asked to change it...lol

[stevew2]

I wonder weither the Chimp serviced the wife {if ya know what i mean

I am ashamed to say I thought the same thing this AM when I heard this story...good lord.....

I did too.

see im not the only sicko on here,i just say it like it is

That photo of Cain with the quote is hysterical. The original was funnier but I am assuming you were asked to change it...lol

i wasnt asked believe me,when ever you see Andrew in red,pack up your shit and hide

[Babyblue]

They took baths together and cuddled in the bed they shared. Travis brushed the lonely widow's hair each night and pined for her when she was away.

Uggghh. That is fucking nasty.

That is just sick.

[The Sushi Hunter]

I wonder weither the Chimp serviced the wife {if ya know what i mean

The wife serviced the chimp as well. If she was in her 20's, there might have been a few little Travis' running around the house.

[stevew2]

I wonder weither the Chimp serviced the wife {if ya know what i mean

The wife serviced the chimp as well. If she was in her 20's, there might have been a few little Travis' running around the house.

there goes the evolution theory

[Jubilee]

I wonder weither the Chimp serviced the wife {if ya know what i mean

The wife serviced the chimp as well. If she was in her 20's, there might have been a few little Travis' running around the house.

Fortunately, Mother Nature doesn't allow for such things (it's that chromosome thingy). As for the rest of the story...ick, ick, ick. I like fur-bearin' creatures and such, but, I cannot imagine bathing with one. Seriously. Sitting in a bath tub filled warm water (nakid) with some animal? I'm no germophobe, but the possibility of getting some kind of chimp cooties is just too gross, it's more than I can stand.

[The Sushi Hunter]

I wonder weither the Chimp serviced the wife {if ya know what i mean

They should be able to marry.

I figured you were for gay marrige, being you are are up Frigas ass all the time

I am NOT for gay marriage.

How do you know the chimp is gay

Only one way to find out. Have a guy jump in the tub fully naked with a full grown male chimp and see what happens. I bet that guy won't get a half inch of penetration in on that chimp before it turns around and rips his cock right out of it's socket.

I got to hand it to that old broad who had Travis, she did have one hell of a body guard living with her. Imagine if a guy broke into her house and tried to rape her. Travis would have mowed the fucker down for invading his love nest.

[Jubilee]

I wonder weither the Chimp serviced the wife {if ya know what i mean

They should be able to marry.

I figured you were for gay marrige, being you are are up Frigas ass all the time

I am NOT for gay marriage.

How do you know the chimp is gay

Only one way to find out. Have a guy jump in the tub fully naked with a full grown male chimp and see what happens. I bet that guy won't get a half inch of penetration in on that chimp before it turns around and rips his cock right out of it's socket.

I got to hand it to that old broad who had Travis, she did have one hell of a body guard living with her. Imagine if a guy broke into her house and tried to rape her. Travis would have mowed the fucker down for invading his love nest.

Well, of course! He should at least buy the chimp dinner.

[Voyager]

Only one way to find out. Have a guy jump in the tub fully naked with a full grown male chimp and see what happens. I bet that guy won't get a half inch of penetration in on that chimp before it turns around and rips his cock right out of it's socket.

Thanks for the graphic.

[The Sushi Hunter]

Only one way to find out. Have a guy jump in the tub fully naked with a full grown male chimp and see what happens. I bet that guy won't get a half inch of penetration in on that chimp before it turns around and rips his cock right out of it's socket.

Thanks for the graphic.

It would probably look really cool watching it happening in slow motion. Completely yanked out before it even registered on the idiot's face of what just happened. That's how these things play out....always that 1/10th of a second still.....just ask John Wayne Bobbit.

[Voyager]

Only one way to find out. Have a guy jump in the tub fully naked with a full grown male chimp and see what happens. I bet that guy won't get a half inch of penetration in on that chimp before it turns around and rips his cock right out of it's socket.

Thanks for the graphic.

It would probably look really cool watching it happening in slow motion. Completely yanked out before it even registered on the idiot's face of what just happened. That's how these things play out....always that 1/10th of a second still.....just ask John Wayne Bobbit.

Maybe they'll make a song and video about it called "Pop Cock Outa Socket" sang to the melody of "Pop Lock and Drop It".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YniDowiAHGE

[stevew2]

Frigas got half the lyrics written down already

[MrsPerry]

too twisted for color TV

[cudaclan]

...and you think this guy is playing with a full deck?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_lcmcNthAU

[Shadowsong]

chimp was reaching secual maturity
not all that thrilled as his life as a pet
probably frustrated & potentially saw the owner as a mate
When the friend came she was seen as competition & a threat to his owner.
What was she thinking giving the chimp Zanax that wasn't prescribed for him.
It could have clouded his judgement & feeling sick took extreme measures to protect his territory.

Side effects of alprazolam may occur in patients and are more likely the higher the dosage taken. If signs of an allergic reaction occur such as hives, difficulty breathing, swelling of face, lips, tongue or throat occur medical attention should be sought immediately. Medical attention should also be sought immediately if signs of jaundice appear such as yellowing of the skin or eyes. Other side effects which may occur are as follows:

euphoria[25]
depressed mood, drowsiness, dizziness, fatigue, unsteadiness and impaired coordination, vertigo, skin rash, respiratory disturbance, sleep disorders, constipation, diarrhea, nausea and vomiting[26][27]
decreased inhibitions, no fear of danger (increased risk taking behavior), rage, hostility[28]
thoughts of suicide or self harm[29][30]
urinating less than usual or not at all[31]
hallucinations[32]
ataxia, slurred speech[33]
Short term memory loss and impairment of memory functions[34]
anterograde amnesia[35] and concentration problems
decreased or increased sex drive[36]
dry mouth[37]
increase in appetite[38]
hepatitis[39]
muscle twitching and tremor[40]
convulsions[41]
aggression[42]
mania, agitation, hyperactivity and restlessness[43][44][45]


Tragic for that poor woman whose life will never be the same & it will take years & surgeries to get her back to some sort of form of "Normal" life.

Tragic for the chimp too who really should have been in a refuge somewhere with his own kind trying to live as much as possible the life he was meant to live.

There were no winners in this case becasue one woman chose to keep this chimp as a pet & moreover brought him up as a human so he probably would never even have a chance at living socially with his own kind.

Sleeping grooming & bathing with him was bound to get confusing for the chimp as he reached puberty.
Not the wisest thing to do with a 200 lb chimp with the strength of at least 5 men...

What was she thinking?

[The Sushi Hunter]

Sleeping grooming & bathing with him was bound to get confusing for the chimp as he reached puberty.Not the wisest thing to do with a 200 lb chimp with the strength of at least 5 men...

What was she thinking?

A 200 lb chimp with the sexual appetite of at least 5 men.....? Wow, that's a lot of men. Some guys need Viagra for that type of action. I hope they ask this woman during a lie detector test if she's ever committed any sexual acts with Travis, along with asking her if she gave him Xanax in his tea right before the attack. I bet she either lies or answers yes to both of the above.