OT - Anyone care for EVH's sloppy seconds?

[Michigan Girl]

I'd hit it
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.

Dude, what are you talking about? Did you get a defective unit or something?

LOL, must have. Most women's sex drive goes up, not down, with age.

As for Valerie Bertinelli, she looks fabulous for darn near 50. You go girl!

Ok, well, for this 68 year old that's been hitting on me.....well she looks like she's about 52-54. It's on! I'm gonna get to the truth.

I am LMAO!!

Go granny! http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=CA&hl=en&v=8zk7F_RP9ss

LMAO!!!

[Peartree12249]

I'd hit it
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.

Dude, what are you talking about? Did you get a defective unit or something?

LOL, must have. Most women's sex drive goes up, not down, with age.

As for Valerie Bertinelli, she looks fabulous for darn near 50. You go girl!

Ok, well, for this 68 year old that's been hitting on me.....well she looks like she's about 52-54. It's on! I'm gonna get to the truth.

I am LMAO!!

Go granny! http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=CA&hl=en&v=8zk7F_RP9ss

Oh that's good!

[strangegrey]

You know, call me not picky....but I'd hit Val either in 2009 or 2007. seriously. She's always been hot, a little padding just makes for a softer landing...

[The Sushi Hunter]

Holly dogshit batman! All I can say is WTF happened to Eddie? He looks every moment of his age plus about twentyfive additional long hard years. Drugs, smoking and alcohol is most likely the cause of all that. At least he's still got a fair amount of his hair left though. And his ex lost fifty pounds? Really...how much of that was due to being airbrushed away on the master photo? I'm no pro but even I know that since the pix has her pictured with the background in a blur, that makes it easier to enhance the body's outline/figure. Hell... Britney Spears don't even have belly skin that smooth and flawless, and there has to be at least a 20+ year difference between the two. There is absolutely no way her body and skin actually look that good. She should have stretch marks at least from having offspring, throw in a few burn and bite marks as well. I'm not knocking the stretch marks, cause that's an acceptable and understandable fact of life that I don't mind. But airbrushing...come on!

And about the pets/people and people/people looking alike..... DLR and EVH virtually look almost alike now these days.

Well if they are happy......rock on!

[walkslikealady]

OK, women...be honest now! When one of these guys say "I'd hit it" is the first thing that comes to your mind "would she hit him"?

I've really become a cynic! Gotta wonder if that's VB's real body or her head on some model's body. She's lost weight but in the commercials she still looks "hippy".

[Suzanne]

This is the most recent pic of EVH I can find- he looks like he's pretty sober now and hopefully off of the coke for good.



Valerie looks great but I thought she always did. I'm glad she's lost the weight though for her health...

[annpea]

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quote="jrnyman28"]Sorry, but she ain't at that point yet. And it is my experience that libido change is not that drastic, especially if SINGLE. (The married ones, I think, just get tired of the 'same ole same ole' and use them hormones as an excuse... )

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[Rocker Chic]

I'd hit it
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.

Then you certainly don't know the right women!

[NealIsGod]

I'd drink her bath water.

[The Sushi Hunter]

I'm just not so sure this is the same person. Could it be Eddies cousin or something. Come on...the teeth aren't even the same. The necklace could have been photochopped onto the picture there or perhaps the guy has the same one as Eddie. But I see no resemblance what so ever. Same goes with the tattoo.

[NealIsGod]

No, that's him. And that's his girlfriend behind him. There were a series of pics from that event a couple of years ago that made people freak out. Rehab sure did the trick.

[madsplash]

I'm just not so sure this is the same person. Could it be Eddies cousin or something. Come on...the teeth aren't even the same. The necklace could have been photochopped onto the picture there or perhaps the guy has the same one as Eddie. But I see no resemblance what so ever. Same goes with the tattoo.

That's 100% Eddie.

[The Sushi Hunter]

No, that's him. And that's his girlfriend behind him. There were a series of pics from that event a couple of years ago that made people freak out. Rehab sure did the trick.

Maybe....

The first picture deffinitely looks like him. That second one though....that's hard for me to buy into that one. Possibly that second picture was taken sometime in the late 90's but passed off as being the most recent. Weight loss ads do that sometimes. They take a picture of a thin person, then pay them a few hundred dollars to "pig out" for a few months and then take their picture fat. They then switch the pix and claim that the "fat" picture was the before shot and that the thin pix was the "after" shot.

Outside of these pictures, has Eddie been seen in public recently like over the past month or so? If I see him on tv at say a current event like the upcoming MJ gig or a live basket ball or baseball event, I'll believe it then.

[Rocker Chic]

No, that's him. And that's his girlfriend behind him. There were a series of pics from that event a couple of years ago that made people freak out. Rehab sure did the trick.

Maybe....

The first picture deffinitely looks like him. That second one though....that's hard for me to buy into that one. Possibly that second picture was taken sometime in the late 90's but passed off as being the most recent. Weight loss ads do that sometimes. They take a picture of a thin person, then pay them a few hundred dollars to "pig out" for a few months and then take their picture fat. They then switch the pix and claim that the "fat" picture was the before shot and that the thin pix was the "after" shot.

Outside of these pictures, has Eddie been seen in public recently like over the past month or so? If I see him on tv at say a current event like the upcoming MJ gig or a live basket ball or baseball event, I'll believe it then.

No, truly, both pictures are indeed Eddie. The latter is post-rehab. It amazing how some people start eating again after they get off the drug and alcohol diets.

[Jubilee]

No, that's him. And that's his girlfriend behind him. There were a series of pics from that event a couple of years ago that made people freak out. Rehab sure did the trick.

Maybe....

The first picture deffinitely looks like him. That second one though....that's hard for me to buy into that one. Possibly that second picture was taken sometime in the late 90's but passed off as being the most recent. Weight loss ads do that sometimes. They take a picture of a thin person, then pay them a few hundred dollars to "pig out" for a few months and then take their picture fat. They then switch the pix and claim that the "fat" picture was the before shot and that the thin pix was the "after" shot.

Outside of these pictures, has Eddie been seen in public recently like over the past month or so? If I see him on tv at say a current event like the upcoming MJ gig or a live basket ball or baseball event, I'll believe it then.

No, truly, both pictures are indeed Eddie. The latter is post-rehab. It amazing how some people start eating again after they get off the drug and alcohol diets.

Hurray for eating again!! If indeed that is a recent picture of EVH, he's looking well. Heck, he actually looks human again.

[Rhiannon]

Sushi, it's Eddie. He's only been on stage touring in front of people too. Unless you think that was a stunt double.

[Voyager]

From 1996 to 2007, Eddie partied really hard. There were radio interviews where these two radio jocks would call his home phone number and interview Eddie at 7:00am when he had been up all night partying. He was slurring his words and seemed incoherent. The 2004 Van Halen tour was a joke because Eddie was drunk during most shows. Some have said he was also on meth during that time, which would explain why he was up all night and why his teeth rotted away. All that partying landed him in rehab several times, wrecked his marriage, ruined his relationships with band members, and caused him to look like that scary picture above. Yes, it really is him.

[Voyager]

That second one though....that's hard for me to buy into that one. Possibly that second picture was taken sometime in the late 90's but passed off as being the most recent. Weight loss ads do that sometimes.

This is what Eddie looks like now, after a haircut, new teeth, rehab, and a good meal in his belly:

[Ehwmatt]

That second one though....that's hard for me to buy into that one. Possibly that second picture was taken sometime in the late 90's but passed off as being the most recent. Weight loss ads do that sometimes.

This is what Eddie looks like now, after a haircut, new teeth, rehab, and a good meal in his belly:

Eddie's the man. I hope I'd look that good after partying most of my adult life away

[Gideon]

Anyone else thinking of the Emperor from Star Wars?

[NealIsGod]

From 1996 to 2007, Eddie partied really hard. There were radio interviews where these two radio jocks would call his home phone number and interview Eddie at 7:00am when he had been up all night partying. He was slurring his words and seemed incoherent.

That's how I sound at 7 in the morning, too.

[Carla777]

I always thought Eddie & Val looked like Brother & Sister.

They say the longer you are with someone the more you look alike....even happens with PETS!! My mother-in-law's husband and his dog look SO MUCH alike it is scary!!

yeah that's so true, people use to say my ex and i, look like brother and sis i guess the same happen with pets..oh my i got a beagle!

Brad Pitt knows what are we talking about...

[Rocker Chic]

This is what Eddie looks like now, after a haircut, new teeth, rehab, and a good meal in his belly:

I wanna know why he waited so long to get those teeth fixed? Did a world of good for Tommy Shaw when he got them done.

[Voyager]

I always thought Eddie & Val looked like Brother & Sister.

They say the longer you are with someone the more you look alike....even happens with PETS!! My mother-in-law's husband and his dog look SO MUCH alike it is scary!!

yeah that's so true, people use to say my ex and i, look like brother and sis i guess the same happen with pets..oh my i got a beagle!

Brad Pitt knows what are we talking about...

I see what you mean:

[Carla777]

I see what you mean:

loco!

[TRAGChick]

I'm just not so sure this is the same person. Could it be Eddies cousin or something. Come on...the teeth aren't even the same. The necklace could have been photochopped onto the picture there or perhaps the guy has the same one as Eddie. But I see no resemblance what so ever. Same goes with the tattoo.

Well, after watching a ton of episodes of the TLC show "10 Years Younger", where they tuuuuurn "regular people" OUT with new teeth, skin, clothes, hair, etc....

That's Eddie.

If it can be done for "Regular Joe(anne)s", it certainly can be done for HIM.

[stevew2]

I dont care if it was sloppy seventh , Id nail it every which way,I want to see Marie Osmonds basket next, she looks hot to

[stevew2]

I always thought Eddie & Val looked like Brother & Sister.

They say the longer you are with someone the more you look alike....even happens with PETS!! My mother-in-law's husband and his dog look SO MUCH alike it is scary!!

yeah that's so true, people use to say my ex and i, look like brother and sis i guess the same happen with pets..oh my i got a beagle!

Brad Pitt knows what are we talking about...

I see what you mean:

That way when they say "go fuck yourself, they can"

[stevew2]

That way when they say "go fuck yourself, they can"

That was a GOOD one Steve!

thanks doll

[Don]

I dont care if it was sloppy seventh , Id nail it every which way,I want to see Marie Osmonds basket next, she looks hot to

Speaking of Marie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZgEEFsz ... playnext=1