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Postby walkslikealady » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:21 pm

Hate it (and, yes, I do do it)!

Someone I knew used to stare at the booger after digging it out! Also, they didn't wash their hands afterward...ewww!
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Postby Arianddu » Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:41 pm

artist4perry wrote:I don't see much while driving, but while teaching.....arrrrrrrrrrgh! Kids picking and eating buggers all day! You can tell them to stop and they sneak one more for good measure. Thank goodness I have good intestinal fortitude! :shock:


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Small kids won't eat broccoli.
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Postby artist4perry » Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:09 am

stevew2 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:You mean you pull off to pick your nose? get real sarge,shit i can pick my nose, text,write down messages ,and scrach my nuts {if needed well booking down the road @ 60,


Please let us know when your driving, so we can stay off the road.......LOL! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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If that is your cat driving your Ford Tempo ,ill make sure im off the road


I drive a humble Regal buick, and that's not my cat. Hey that cars been catjacked! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink: :oops: :oops: Never said I was funny. :D
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Postby Vocalsmanvocals » Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:58 am

What irks the crap out of me is seeing the sheer number of people who DO NOT wash their hands after going to the bathroom at work...they leave the stall or urinal and walk on out of the bathroom....I only know this because I am standing there washing my own hands and see them leave...

FUCKING GROSS! TONS OF MAD GERMS....And I am not a germ phobe...

ok toning it back down...lol

Needless to say, everytime I come close to the bathroom door handle it is with a paper towel or I kick it open!
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Postby KDOUBLEU » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:02 am

Vocalsmanvocals wrote:What irks the crap out of me is seeing the sheer number of people who DO NOT wash their hands after going to the bathroom at work...they leave the stall or urinal and walk on out of the bathroom....I only know this because I am standing there washing my own hands and see them leave...

FUCKING GROSS! TONS OF MAD GERMS....And I am not a germ phobe...

ok toning it back down...lol

Needless to say, everytime I come close to the bathroom door handle it is with a paper towel or I kick it open!
Im with ya on that. Totally disgusting!
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Postby Vocalsmanvocals » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:08 am

KDOUBLEU wrote:
Vocalsmanvocals wrote:What irks the crap out of me is seeing the sheer number of people who DO NOT wash their hands after going to the bathroom at work...they leave the stall or urinal and walk on out of the bathroom....I only know this because I am standing there washing my own hands and see them leave...

FUCKING GROSS! TONS OF MAD GERMS....And I am not a germ phobe...

ok toning it back down...lol

Needless to say, everytime I come close to the bathroom door handle it is with a paper towel or I kick it open!
Im with ya on that. Totally disgusting!


Why would people do that? Freakin no sense of respect or hygiene...
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:13 am

Vocalsmanvocals wrote:
KDOUBLEU wrote:
Vocalsmanvocals wrote:What irks the crap out of me is seeing the sheer number of people who DO NOT wash their hands after going to the bathroom at work...they leave the stall or urinal and walk on out of the bathroom....I only know this because I am standing there washing my own hands and see them leave...

FUCKING GROSS! TONS OF MAD GERMS....And I am not a germ phobe...

ok toning it back down...lol

Needless to say, everytime I come close to the bathroom door handle it is with a paper towel or I kick it open!
Im with ya on that. Totally disgusting!


Why would people do that? Freakin no sense of respect or hygiene...


I don't even like touching the sinks in there! :lol: And I always have Purell with me. I never touch anything in public bathrooms that I don't absolutely have to, and don't get me started on shopping carts. :shock:
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Postby Gin and Tonic Sky » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:16 am

Vocalsmanvocals wrote:
KDOUBLEU wrote:
Vocalsmanvocals wrote:What irks the crap out of me is seeing the sheer number of people who DO NOT wash their hands after going to the bathroom at work...they leave the stall or urinal and walk on out of the bathroom....I only know this because I am standing there washing my own hands and see them leave...

FUCKING GROSS! TONS OF MAD GERMS....And I am not a germ phobe...

ok toning it back down...lol

Needless to say, everytime I come close to the bathroom door handle it is with a paper towel or I kick it open!
Im with ya on that. Totally disgusting!


Why would people do that? Freakin no sense of respect or hygiene...


Along the same lines if you are in one of them restaurants have a big bowl of mints on the cash register, never eat one. Apparently someone did an analysis of one such bowl and found traces of urine from 40 different poeple on it, and is assumed that represents a typical bowl.

On the other hand pee is a great temporary disinfectant. Will kill anything. Thats why your dad always told you: If you are with a strange girl, go and have a pee immediately afterwards.....
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:20 am

Gin and Tonic Sky wrote:Along the same lines if you are in one of them restaurants have a big bowl of mints on the cash register, never eat one. Apparently someone did an analysis of one such bowl and found traces of urine from 40 different poeple on it, and is assumed that represents a typical bowl.


Jeebus!! Ok... WHO are the people getting urine on their hands, HOW are they doing so, and WHY, if they DO get urine on your hand, are they not WASHING IT OFF? I don't know about the boys (are you shaking it off so much that droplets fly? Explain this process to me, I need to understand this), but personally, I can't see a situation where females are doing this. I certainly never have. :shock:

But I will never be able to look at those Starlight Mints again without thinking of tinkles. :shock:
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Re: Nose picking...while driving

Postby bluejeangirl76 » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:25 am

Fact Finder wrote: never drink, drive, eat wings and jackoff while driving down a curvey hill.



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Postby epresley » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:40 am

Vocalsmanvocals wrote:What irks the crap out of me is seeing the sheer number of people who DO NOT wash their hands after going to the bathroom at work...they leave the stall or urinal and walk on out of the bathroom....I only know this because I am standing there washing my own hands and see them leave...

FUCKING GROSS! TONS OF MAD GERMS....And I am not a germ phobe...

ok toning it back down...lol

Needless to say, everytime I come close to the bathroom door handle it is with a paper towel or I kick it open!


I agree, wash your damn hands after using the bathroom!!!!!! Dude here at work will come out of the STALL and head straight for the door. Good Lord, I grew up in Texas and know better, for goodness sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Nose picking...while driving

Postby stevew2 » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:01 pm

Fact Finder wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:Is it just me, or does it bother you to see how many people pick their noses while driving?


This happens because too many people believe that when they're in their cars, no one can see them.

You know what bothers me as far as in-car habits? Guys who jerk off while driving.
Yeah... I've seen that. That trumps nose-picking, I think.


I was driving up the hill to my house when a car came screeching down the hill towards me. The dude lost it on a curve and took out a good section of guardrail and effed up his car pretty good. I stop and get out, walk over to see if he's ok and the first thing I notice is chicken wings and hot sauce all over the front seat and dash. I ask the guy " you ok"? He slobers something back and I realize he's drunker than a skunk and obviously had been at the local Buffalo Wings and Things drinking and eating. I start to get my cell phone out and I lean back in his passenger window to say something to him when I notice his cut off blue jeans down around his ankles. I'm not sure if he was using hot sauce as a lube or not, but never drink, drive, eat wings and jackoff while driving down a curvey hill. :lol:

Before the cops got there the dude managed to get his car started and drive off. Not sure how far he got with no anti-freeze, headlights, front bumper and greasy hands. :lol:
Was that you i saw?
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Postby stevew2 » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:03 pm

artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:You mean you pull off to pick your nose? get real sarge,shit i can pick my nose, text,write down messages ,and scrach my nuts {if needed well booking down the road @ 60,


Please let us know when your driving, so we can stay off the road.......LOL! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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If that is your cat driving your Ford Tempo ,ill make sure im off the road


I drive a humble Regal buick, and that's not my cat. Hey that cars been catjacked! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink: :oops: :oops: Never said I was funny. :D
i can see you driving a Regal Buick, may a 89 ??
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Postby ForceInfinity » Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:59 pm

Well damn, I'm probably one of those people you've seen picking my nose. *shrugs* There's far worse things to be doing in your car. No joke, when I was driving home on 395 in Reno, the lady ahead of me was doing her eye lashes while getting ready to get on I-80. Considering how crazy that interchange gets, she's either brave, or has an in the closet deathwish
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Postby texafana » Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:53 pm

Scary to think what some of the peeps on this forum are doing while reading this thread. :shock: lol..
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Postby Carla777 » Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:36 am

artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:You mean you pull off to pick your nose? get real sarge,shit i can pick my nose, text,write down messages ,and scrach my nuts {if needed well booking down the road @ 60,


Please let us know when your driving, so we can stay off the road.......LOL! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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If that is your cat driving your Ford Tempo ,ill make sure im off the road


I drive a humble Regal buick, and that's not my cat. Hey that cars been catjacked! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink: :oops: :oops: Never said I was funny. :D


:lol: :lol: that kitty is too cute!
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Postby yulog » Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:38 am

Carla777 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:You mean you pull off to pick your nose? get real sarge,shit i can pick my nose, text,write down messages ,and scrach my nuts {if needed well booking down the road @ 60,


Please let us know when your driving, so we can stay off the road.......LOL! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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If that is your cat driving your Ford Tempo ,ill make sure im off the road


I drive a humble Regal buick, and that's not my cat. Hey that cars been catjacked! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink: :oops: :oops: Never said I was funny. :D


:lol: :lol: that kitty is too cute!



Image Dont be fooled that kitty can turn on you in a second!
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:45 am

Ha ha!! :lol: MINE!!

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yulog wrote:Dont be fooled that kitty can turn on you in a second!

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Postby stevew2 » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:32 am

Carla777 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:You mean you pull off to pick your nose? get real sarge,shit i can pick my nose, text,write down messages ,and scrach my nuts {if needed well booking down the road @ 60,


Please let us know when your driving, so we can stay off the road.......LOL! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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If that is your cat driving your Ford Tempo ,ill make sure im off the road


I drive a humble Regal buick, and that's not my cat. Hey that cars been catjacked! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink: :oops: :oops: Never said I was funny. :D


:lol: :lol: that kitty is too cute!
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Postby T-Bone » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:36 am

I remember watching someone digging for gold one day on the highway and just as they stuck their finger in their mouth, I honked and waved... They looked rather embarrassed to say the least... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby KenTheDude » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:37 am

Vocalsmanvocals wrote:What irks the crap out of me is seeing the sheer number of people who DO NOT wash their hands after going to the bathroom at work...they leave the stall or urinal and walk on out of the bathroom....I only know this because I am standing there washing my own hands and see them leave...

FUCKING GROSS! TONS OF MAD GERMS....And I am not a germ phobe...

ok toning it back down...lol

Needless to say, everytime I come close to the bathroom door handle it is with a paper towel or I kick it open!


I AM a germ-a-phobe so I do all of that.
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Postby artist4perry » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:39 am

stevew2 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:You mean you pull off to pick your nose? get real sarge,shit i can pick my nose, text,write down messages ,and scrach my nuts {if needed well booking down the road @ 60,


Please let us know when your driving, so we can stay off the road.......LOL! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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If that is your cat driving your Ford Tempo ,ill make sure im off the road


I drive a humble Regal buick, and that's not my cat. Hey that cars been catjacked! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink: :oops: :oops: Never said I was funny. :D
i can see you driving a Regal Buick, may a 89 ??


More of a '94, it isn't that old, but it isn't that great either. It gets me from point A to B. Maybe if I get hired full time as a teacher I can retire it to my son. :D
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Postby stevew2 » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:43 am

artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:You mean you pull off to pick your nose? get real sarge,shit i can pick my nose, text,write down messages ,and scrach my nuts {if needed well booking down the road @ 60,


Please let us know when your driving, so we can stay off the road.......LOL! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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If that is your cat driving your Ford Tempo ,ill make sure im off the road


I drive a humble Regal buick, and that's not my cat. Hey that cars been catjacked! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink: :oops: :oops: Never said I was funny. :D
i can see you driving a Regal Buick, may a 89 ??


More of a '94, it isn't that old, but it isn't that great either. It gets me from point A to B. Maybe if I get hired full time as a teacher I can retire it to my son. :D
He ll get them weird rims put on it and fill the trunk bass speakers and drive around your neibourhood and piss everyone off
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Postby artist4perry » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:47 am

stevew2 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:You mean you pull off to pick your nose? get real sarge,shit i can pick my nose, text,write down messages ,and scrach my nuts {if needed well booking down the road @ 60,


Please let us know when your driving, so we can stay off the road.......LOL! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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If that is your cat driving your Ford Tempo ,ill make sure im off the road


I drive a humble Regal buick, and that's not my cat. Hey that cars been catjacked! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink: :oops: :oops: Never said I was funny. :D
i can see you driving a Regal Buick, may a 89 ??


More of a '94, it isn't that old, but it isn't that great either. It gets me from point A to B. Maybe if I get hired full time as a teacher I can retire it to my son. :D
He ll get them weird rims put on it and fill the trunk bass speakers and drive around your neibourhood and piss everyone off


I think he would be lucky to afford the insurance first. LOL! First I need to find a full time job..........Keep your fingers crossed. I need all the help I can get! :D
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Postby stevew2 » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:52 am

You should open up a cat house lol /I hope you find more work,things have been a little slow for me, its picked up this week
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Postby artist4perry » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:55 am

stevew2 wrote:You should open up a cat house lol /I hope you find more work,things have been a little slow for me, its picked up this week


Good to hear work has picked up for you! I just want to get a teaching job by next fall. I have school loans pending over my head! :shock:
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Postby stevew2 » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:16 am

i was going to be an english teacher but changed my mind
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:57 am

stevew2 wrote:i was going to be an english teacher but changed my mind


I love you!!! :wink:
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Postby artist4perry » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:58 am

stevew2 wrote:i was going to be an english teacher but changed my mind



Good career move I say! LOL! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Carla777 » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:53 am

yulog wrote:
Image Dont be fooled that kitty can turn on you in a second!



:shock: oh this little one have an attitude :lol: will be even more cute with the horns up
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