OT - People you'd just love to bitchslap...

by **Suzanne** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:26 pm

A certain person that works in my corporate office. She needs a bitch-slap... among other things. :evil:

by **artist4perry** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:29 pm

To argue that point, any idiot who gives her attention is to blame. She bores me to tears and I turn the channel......I could care less what stupid idiot wants to be tortured to be her BFF. She is shallow, stupid, and spoiled. Daddy should hang his head in shame. TV producers must be really hurting for ideas if this is the best they can do........That is why I hardly ever watch TV anymore..........it is too stupid to waist my life on. :roll:

P.S. I don't claim her............you can have her!

by **YoungJRNY** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:33 pm

artist4perry wrote:To argue that point, any idiot who gives her attention is to blame. She bores me to tears and I turn the channel......I could care less what stupid idiot wants to be tortured to be her BFF. She is shallow, stupid, and spoiled. Daddy should hang his head in shame. TV producers must be really hurting for ideas if this is the best they can do........That is why I hardly ever watch TV anymore..........it is too stupid to waist my life on.

P.S. I don't claim her............you can have her!

Which reminds me...

Ever watch that show on VH1. That celebrity show where that dude talks about how much money these certain celebrities have and how they are superior to the rest of the human race? That show makes me want to commit suicide. It's the most depressing feeling watching Paris Hilton or Lindsey Lohan earn millions of dollars to show up at a club to dance, and here we are.. honest people making honest money who will never sniff that much money in our lifetime.. kids combined, and we work our ass's off just to have any sense of relief to our life. Makes me nauseous.

by **nikki** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:44 pm

I'd like to bitch slap every professional athlete that thinks the fact that they can throw/catch/hit a ball entitles them to act like thugs or idiots & potentially piss away great careers i.e. Plaxico Burress, Pacman Jones, etc :evil:

. The line forms to the left, fellas!

by **KenTheDude** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:55 pm

Octomom

by **indigo** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:14 am

KenTheDude wrote:Octomom

Good choice.

by **Suzanne** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:57 am

indigo wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:Octomom

Good choice.

+1 I almost included her in my post.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:15 am

I want to bitchslap BOTH of the a-holes in this commercial for Luna Carpet and Flooring -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P_L-KyRYCI

This is a local company, so Chicago folks will get it more than the rest of you... but I assure you, this ad runs 18,698 times per day.

The woman can't act for crap and the dude - honestly, you just want to shoot him right in the dick.
Whoever wrote and directed this pile of shite should also be slapped into next week.

by **G.I.Jim** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:19 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I want to bitchslap BOTH of the a-holes in this commercial for Luna Carpet and Flooring -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P_L-KyRYCI

This is a local company, so Chicago folks will get it more than the rest of you... but I assure you, this ad runs 18,698 times per day.

The woman can't act for crap and the dude - honestly, you just want to shoot him right in the dick.
Whoever wrote and directed this pile of shite should also be slapped into next week.

That may be true...but she'd still get it! :wink:

by **strangegrey** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:37 am

Kate Gosseling.

To the poster that mentioned that Paris Hilton is what's wrong with the US....you're right, but Jon and Bitch plus 8 comes in at a very close second.

This queen bitch has been showing moms across the country that it's OK to dump on your husband and treat him like dirt on national tv, just because you squeezed out 8 spoiled brats. Jon's not much better...but from the beginning of this show, I found it difficult to stomach how awful she treated her husband...and that women everywhere were hailing this woman as a hero, just because she had these children.

If anything should be clear in society, it's not having children that makes you a star...it's RAISING them that makes you a star. Part of raising your children, is giving them good role models....and that means not cutting down your husband or wife in front of them....

I 'm condoning Jon's 'infidelity'...but there's strong evidence that Kate is doing the same thing, and did it first. If that's the case, Kate deserves a serious beating by pretty much everyone in this country that has a spouse that watches reality TV...

by **bluejeangirl76** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:39 am

strangegrey wrote:Kate Gosseling.

I'd like to bitchslap the people who are actually watching that horseshit. :lol:

by **NealIsGod** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:59 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
strangegrey wrote:Kate Gosseling.

I'd like to bitchslap the people who are actually watching that horseshit.

I agree. What a waste of time.

by **Suzanne** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:05 am

My guy makes fun at this one everytime: 1-800 Ask Gary and everyone in his stupid commercials. The mullet guy and African American woman first- terrible stereo-types. "I dialed 1-800 AX GARY" indeed. They are ridiculous. :roll:

Oh- and let me throw in the "Heavy Hitter" Darryl Isaacs- http://www.isaacsandisaacs.com/

He has the cheapest, most generic commercials I've ever seen! I'd never call him if I needed a reputable atty. I don't care HOW good he is.

by **NealIsGod** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:13 am

Oh, if we're talking commercial, I want to bitchslap "The Room Whore".

by **Rhiannon** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:15 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I want to bitchslap BOTH of the a-holes in this commercial for Luna Carpet and Flooring -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P_L-KyRYCI

This is a local company, so Chicago folks will get it more than the rest of you... but I assure you, this ad runs 18,698 times per day.

The woman can't act for crap and the dude - honestly, you just want to shoot him right in the dick.
Whoever wrote and directed this pile of shite should also be slapped into next week.

That one for the Tile Outlet on Fullerton is just as bad.

by **StoneCold** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:17 am

Suzanne wrote:My guy makes fun at this one everytime: 1-800 Ask Gary and everyone in his stupid commercials. The mullet guy and African American woman first- terrible stereo-types. "I dialed 1-800 AX GARY" indeed. They are ridiculous. Oh- and let me throw in the "Heavy Hitter" Darryl Isaacs- http://www.isaacsandisaacs.com/

He has the cheapest, most generic commercials I've ever seen! I'd never call him if I needed a reputable atty. I don't care HOW good he is.

The originals are bad but this parody is so irritating, slapping sounds about right. :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysAUWI9fjpU

by **bluejeangirl76** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:26 am

Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I want to bitchslap BOTH of the a-holes in this commercial for Luna Carpet and Flooring -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P_L-KyRYCI

This is a local company, so Chicago folks will get it more than the rest of you... but I assure you, this ad runs 18,698 times per day.

The woman can't act for crap and the dude - honestly, you just want to shoot him right in the dick.
Whoever wrote and directed this pile of shite should also be slapped into next week.

That one for the Tile Outlet on Fullerton is just as bad.

Seriously, I very much long to see that Luna woman strung up by her ankles and beaten like a pinata for about 4 solid hours. Bitchslap extraordinaire.

I will take the "Do you wanna get frosty with me?" commecial on repeat for a full year over that ridiculous Luna ad. I'm insanely jealous of all those who don't live in this area and aren't being subjected to seeing that on every channel during EVERY break.

That woman and her toucan profile, and that douche guy with his "Freeee floooorinnnn'..." omg SHUT UP! :evil:

by **StoneCold** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:29 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I want to bitchslap BOTH of the a-holes in this commercial for Luna Carpet and Flooring -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P_L-KyRYCI

This is a local company, so Chicago folks will get it more than the rest of you... but I assure you, this ad runs 18,698 times per day.

The woman can't act for crap and the dude - honestly, you just want to shoot him right in the dick.
Whoever wrote and directed this pile of shite should also be slapped into next week.

That one for the Tile Outlet on Fullerton is just as bad.

Seriously, I very much long to see that Luna woman strung up by her ankles and beaten like a pinata for about 4 solid hours. Bitchslap extraordinaire.

I will take the "Do you wanna get frosty with me?" commecial on repeat for a full year over that ridiculous Luna ad. I'm insanely jealous of all those who don't live in this area and aren't being subjected to seeing that on every channel during EVERY break.

That woman and her toucan profile, and that douche guy with his "Freeee floooorinnnn'..." omg SHUT UP!

Thanks for the warnion, I watched it with sound off and it was bad enough.

Looked like "Battle of the Network Schnozzes".

Perry ain't got nothing on those two.

by **joonrock** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:30 am

Christian Bale

by **youkeepmewaiting** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:06 am

joonrock wrote:Christian Bale

I may have to bitch slap Joon if that band doesnt get down to Liverpool soon...

by **stevew2** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:10 am

guess who?

by **artist4perry** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:11 am

stevew2 wrote:guess who?

Is that like Where is Waldo?

by **strangegrey** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:43 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
strangegrey wrote:Kate Gosseling.

I'd like to bitchslap the people who are actually watching that horseshit.

You can start with my wife...she's a reality tv junkie, and it kills me...

First it was Survivor and then American Idol...

...then she got into this Jon and Bitch plus 8 shite...and I would literally have an aneurism each and every time I walked past the tv.

What would make great reality TV, is if they took Jeff Probst, Kate Gooseling, Octomom, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson....and throw them all into a burning pit of hot oil. The one that makes it out without life threatening 3rd degree burns wins. The winner gets to live...

That would absolutely killl anything else in TV ratings....

by **Don** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:45 am

strangegrey wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
strangegrey wrote:Kate Gosseling.

I'd like to bitchslap the people who are actually watching that horseshit.

You can start with my wife...she's a reality tv junkie, and it kills me...

First it was Survivor and then American Idol...

...then she got into this Jon and Bitch plus 8 shite...and I would literally have an aneurism each and every time I walked past the tv.

What would make great reality TV, is if they took Jeff Probst, Kate Gooseling, Octomom, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson....and throw them all into a burning pit of hot oil. The one that makes it out without life threatening 3rd degree burns wins. The winner gets to live...

That would absolutely killl anything else in TV ratings....

I think Simon takes that, hands down.

by **Arianddu** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:45 am

1. My last boss

2. The idiots in the ACT who lost my mother's death certificate THREE TIMES and took over a month to get it to me (then mispelled my name on the registered post envelope so it nearly had to be sent back. Thank god for post office employees with brains and compassion!)

3. My teenage neighbour's boyfriend who drops her home around three am, then sits outside her house for an hour or so, with the bass from his cock-rap music shaking the damn windows up and down the street.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:14 am

I would also like to BITCHSLAP the dumbass little 16 year old MORON I just saw driving on a very busy road, at rush hour, with one bare foot hanging out the window, one hand on the wheel, looking down and text messaging with her other hand, and YES traffic was MOVING.

:evil:

by **Saint John** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:59 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I would also like to BITCHSLAP the dumbass little 16 year old MORON I just saw driving on a very busy road, at rush hour, with one bare foot hanging out the window, one hand on the wheel, looking down and text messaging with her other hand, and YES traffic was MOVING.

That sounds tough to do. Kudos to her.

by **Arianddu** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:15 am

Saint John wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I would also like to BITCHSLAP the dumbass little 16 year old MORON I just saw driving on a very busy road, at rush hour, with one bare foot hanging out the window, one hand on the wheel, looking down and text messaging with her other hand, and YES traffic was MOVING.

That sounds tough to do. Kudos to her.

Hey, driving an automatic, you only need one foot to drive, right?

by **Duncan** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:29 am

What about Spencer Pratt?. Who'd like to drop kick that guy in the goolies?

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by **bluejeangirl76** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:35 am

Saint John wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I would also like to BITCHSLAP the dumbass little 16 year old MORON I just saw driving on a very busy road, at rush hour, with one bare foot hanging out the window, one hand on the wheel, looking down and text messaging with her other hand, and YES traffic was MOVING.

That sounds tough to do. Kudos to her.

No, she gets no kudos for being a moron. She's going to kill someone acting like that.

I think now I need to add you to my bitchslap list. :lol:

MR

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