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tragchk wrote:Rockn'deano wrote:Everytime I see Svante's Grill pop up, I think I am seeing Kevin Costner.
....and where's YOUR grill????
Mine's to the left....
Rockn'deano wrote:tragchk wrote:Rockn'deano wrote:Everytime I see Svante's Grill pop up, I think I am seeing Kevin Costner.
....and where's YOUR grill????
Mine's to the left....
Everyone has seen me at least a million times
NealIsGod wrote:tragchk wrote:Rockn'deano wrote:Everytime I see Svante's Grill pop up, I think I am seeing Kevin Costner.
....and where's YOUR grill????
Mine's to the left....
So is his.
NealIsGod wrote:tragchk wrote:Rockn'deano wrote:Everytime I see Svante's Grill pop up, I think I am seeing Kevin Costner.
....and where's YOUR grill????
Mine's to the left....
So is his.
Rockn'deano wrote:"You're Stewed, Buttwad!"
"It's snowing in my room, Goddammit!"
"But first, I'd like to butter your muffin."
Chet classics.
Rockn'deano wrote:Bartender: "What'll it be?"
Bully: "Scotch"
Bartender "straight up or on the rocks?"
Bully: "Aww, just give me the bottle."
Bartender: "I'll tell you what. You bend over, and I'll shove it straight up your ass."
Bully: "On the rocks is good."
Escape79 wrote:Rockn'deano wrote:Bartender: "What'll it be?"
Bully: "Scotch"
Bartender "straight up or on the rocks?"
Bully: "Aww, just give me the bottle."
Bartender: "I'll tell you what. You bend over, and I'll shove it straight up your ass."
Bully: "On the rocks is good."
"Crazy Insane?? Insane Crazy??"
Rockn'deano wrote:Escape79 wrote:Rockn'deano wrote:Bartender: "What'll it be?"
Bully: "Scotch"
Bartender "straight up or on the rocks?"
Bully: "Aww, just give me the bottle."
Bartender: "I'll tell you what. You bend over, and I'll shove it straight up your ass."
Bully: "On the rocks is good."
"Crazy Insane?? Insane Crazy??"
"The bitch done kick me in the nuts?
She did what?!
Man, da bitch kicked me in the nuts. broke my heart.
Broke more than your heart.
Escape79 wrote:
"He don't even have his licence, Lisa"
"You hung up? On the girl with them big big titties???"
Rockn'deano wrote:The best one ever from the movie.
Gary and Wyatt are in the John, and Deb and Hilly walk in.
Hilly: What are you guys doing here?
Wyatt: Oh Gary was just takin a shit,
Gary to Wyatt...slap!
arrivalrules wrote:Thread back on track.
arrivalrules and daughter.
brandonpfn wrote:Rockn'deano wrote:The best one ever from the movie.
Gary and Wyatt are in the John, and Deb and Hilly walk in.
Hilly: What are you guys doing here?
Wyatt: Oh Gary was just takin a shit,
Gary to Wyatt...slap!
had to post..
LOL...classic...I like "Gimmie the Keys!! I can drive"...and
"How 'bout a nice greezy pork sandwich...served in a dirty ashtray..."
and..on Chet..
"I'd like to butter your muffiin..."
Rockn'deano wrote:Escape79 wrote:"You Spit in this???"
"You two dicks couldn't laid in a morgue."
Fernando Ramirez wrote:Rockn'deano wrote:Escape79 wrote:"You Spit in this???"
"You two dicks couldn't laid in a morgue."
The exact quote is:
You two donkey-dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.
Donkey-dicks makes a big difference!
That's classic Chet. It also sounds like something you'd say, Deano!! Waitaminute.. dude, you could be Chet! Did John Hughes base him on you?
He's also great in ALIENS. "Game over, man, game over!"
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