OT: Corrupt A Wish

[artist4perry]

Granted, but now you and G.I. Jim can't post in this thread anymore.

I wish people would quit quoting multiple quotes/posts at one time in this thread.

Granted, but now they are misquoting everything you say.

I wish LLL would get to leave the Bingo Parlor on Deano's MR Island. The odor of her piss is getting too strong!

Hey...I forgot all about the island...am I still alive on there, or did I get thrown to the sharks?

Your fishbait buddy........we fished what was left of you out, now your gone from the waist down....bummer.........but at least you have good health......what is left........

You took away the best part of me..........................................my feet? Oh well, saves money on shoes.

And odoreaters................not much of a change really, you still chase the skirts on the island, but it is a bit of a mute point.......or lack thereof........

[Jana]

Where's the wishes? OK. I will make one.

I wish I had been the one to win the loaded BMW in the charity raffle instead of the woman I worked with yesterday.

[artist4perry]

Where's the wishes? OK. I will make one.

I wish I had been the one to win the loaded BMW in the charity raffle instead of the woman I worked with yesterday.

Granted, but the BMW is loaded in cow manure.

I wish GI would get a new torso..............

[Jana]

Where's the wishes? OK. I will make one.

I wish I had been the one to win the loaded BMW in the charity raffle instead of the woman I worked with yesterday.

Granted, but the BMW is loaded in cow manure.

I wish GI would get a new torso..............

Granted, but it's a female torso - yours.

I wish I had something witty to say.

[artist4perry]

Where's the wishes? OK. I will make one.

I wish I had been the one to win the loaded BMW in the charity raffle instead of the woman I worked with yesterday.

Granted, but the BMW is loaded in cow manure.

I wish GI would get a new torso..............

Granted, but it's a female torso - yours.

I wish I had something witty to say.

Granted, but it will be the only witty thing you will say ever.

I wish for my torso back and to trade it for Jana's.............hope you like girls..........GI does

[G.I.Jim]

Where's the wishes? OK. I will make one.

I wish I had been the one to win the loaded BMW in the charity raffle instead of the woman I worked with yesterday.

Granted, but the BMW is loaded in cow manure.

I wish GI would get a new torso..............

Granted, but it's a female torso - yours.

I wish I had something witty to say.

Granted, but it will be the only witty thing you will say ever.

I wish for my torso back and to trade it for Jana's.............hope you like girls..........GI does

Hey...don't hate on me for being a lesbian!

[Jana]

Where's the wishes? OK. I will make one.

I wish I had been the one to win the loaded BMW in the charity raffle instead of the woman I worked with yesterday.

Granted, but the BMW is loaded in cow manure.

I wish GI would get a new torso..............

Granted, but it's a female torso - yours.

I wish I had something witty to say.

Granted, but it will be the only witty thing you will say ever.

I wish for my torso back and to trade it for Jana's.............hope you like girls..........GI does

Hey...don't hate on me for being a lesbian!

Granted, you get your torso back, but it's put on backwards.

I wish I was in the Virgin Islands right now.

[KenTheDude]

Where's the wishes? OK. I will make one.

I wish I had been the one to win the loaded BMW in the charity raffle instead of the woman I worked with yesterday.

Granted, but the BMW is loaded in cow manure.

I wish GI would get a new torso..............

Granted, but it's a female torso - yours.

I wish I had something witty to say.

Granted, but it will be the only witty thing you will say ever.

I wish for my torso back and to trade it for Jana's.............hope you like girls..........GI does

Hey...don't hate on me for being a lesbian!

Granted, you get your torso back, but it's put on backwards.

I wish I was in the Virgin Islands right now.

Granted, but it's not THE Virgin Islands. it's a small, 10-foot diameter island full of virgins. And nobody can have sex with anybody, ever.

I wish that Wednesday, 6 pm would get here because I have awesome plans.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish that Wednesday, 6 pm would get here because I have awesome plans.

Granted, but it's 6pm next wednesday and you have missed your plans.

I wish Ken would tell us what his awesome plans are.

[Jana]

I wish that Wednesday, 6 pm would get here because I have awesome plans.

Granted, but it's 6pm next wednesday and you have missed your plans.

I wish Ken would tell us what his awesome plans are.

Granted, he does tell you, but now you're an accessory to the crime and will be spending some time in jail.

I wish I could get another puppy.

[KenTheDude]

I wish that Wednesday, 6 pm would get here because I have awesome plans.

Granted, but it's 6pm next wednesday and you have missed your plans.

I wish Ken would tell us what his awesome plans are.

Meeting up with someone new named Michelle at some fancy place near the Galleria Mall in Houston.

[G.I.Jim]

I wish that Wednesday, 6 pm would get here because I have awesome plans.

Granted, but it's 6pm next wednesday and you have missed your plans.

I wish Ken would tell us what his awesome plans are.

Meeting up with someone new named Michelle at some fancy place near the Galleria Mall in Houston.

Ken, I hate to break it to ya, but McDonalds is not all that fancy!

[Rhiannon]

Meeting up with someone new named Michelle at some fancy place near the Galleria Mall in Houston.

Someone's prepping the Vanagon!

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish that Wednesday, 6 pm would get here because I have awesome plans.

Granted, but it's 6pm next wednesday and you have missed your plans.

I wish Ken would tell us what his awesome plans are.

Meeting up with someone new named Michelle at some fancy place near the Galleria Mall in Houston.

Ooooh! *sings* Ken's gonna get some boooo-tay, Ken's gonna get some booo-tay...

(I'm kidding. I don't condone that. You best treat her nice, Mister. Unless she's a bitch or something... Then make her buy her own Orange Julius)

[KenTheDude]

I wish that Wednesday, 6 pm would get here because I have awesome plans.

Granted, but it's 6pm next wednesday and you have missed your plans.

I wish Ken would tell us what his awesome plans are.

Meeting up with someone new named Michelle at some fancy place near the Galleria Mall in Houston.

Ken, I hate to break it to ya, but McDonalds is not all that fancy!

Well, I promised she could have the toy prize after we split a Happy Meal. Nothing's too good when I take someone out!

[KenTheDude]

I wish that Wednesday, 6 pm would get here because I have awesome plans.

Granted, but it's 6pm next wednesday and you have missed your plans.

I wish Ken would tell us what his awesome plans are.

Meeting up with someone new named Michelle at some fancy place near the Galleria Mall in Houston.

Ooooh! *sings* Ken's gonna get some boooo-tay, Ken's gonna get some booo-tay...

(I'm kidding. I don't condone that. You best treat her nice, Mister. Unless she's a bitch or something... Then make her buy her own Orange Julius)

Believe me, I've had my share of bitches lately. The last bitch admitted she was a bitch and having no tact. She said "Ken, you're just gonna have to grow thicker skin." I said: "You don't understand. I can take anything you can dish out, I'm a big boy. But the thing is....why should I have to?" She didn't change so I dumped her ass. Sucks too. She was fine as hell. I guess she knew it, thus the bitch factor. This new one is a little older so maybe she's more mature. Hopefully.

[Arianddu]

I wish that Wednesday, 6 pm would get here because I have awesome plans.

Granted, but it's 6pm next wednesday and you have missed your plans.

I wish Ken would tell us what his awesome plans are.

Meeting up with someone new named Michelle at some fancy place near the Galleria Mall in Houston.

Ooooh! *sings* Ken's gonna get some boooo-tay, Ken's gonna get some booo-tay...

(I'm kidding. I don't condone that. You best treat her nice, Mister. Unless she's a bitch or something... Then make her buy her own Orange Julius)

Believe me, I've had my share of bitches lately. The last bitch admitted she was a bitch and having no tact. She said "Ken, you're just gonna have to grow thicker skin." I said: "You don't understand. I can take anything you can dish out, I'm a big boy. But the thing is....why should I have to?" She didn't change so I dumped her ass. Sucks too. She was fine as hell. I guess she knew it, thus the bitch factor. This new one is a little older so maybe she's more mature. Hopefully.

Give respect, expect respect - works for me (mostly) Good luck with it. Now - what was the last wish?

I wish I could get another puppy.

Granted - but it chews up every pair of shoes, every handbag and every belt you own, then piddles on your legal documents.

I wish coffee wasn't so bad for me.

[KenTheDude]

I wish that Wednesday, 6 pm would get here because I have awesome plans.

Granted, but it's 6pm next wednesday and you have missed your plans.

I wish Ken would tell us what his awesome plans are.

Meeting up with someone new named Michelle at some fancy place near the Galleria Mall in Houston.

Ooooh! *sings* Ken's gonna get some boooo-tay, Ken's gonna get some booo-tay...

(I'm kidding. I don't condone that. You best treat her nice, Mister. Unless she's a bitch or something... Then make her buy her own Orange Julius)

Believe me, I've had my share of bitches lately. The last bitch admitted she was a bitch and having no tact. She said "Ken, you're just gonna have to grow thicker skin." I said: "You don't understand. I can take anything you can dish out, I'm a big boy. But the thing is....why should I have to?" She didn't change so I dumped her ass. Sucks too. She was fine as hell. I guess she knew it, thus the bitch factor. This new one is a little older so maybe she's more mature. Hopefully.

Give respect, expect respect - works for me (mostly) Good luck with it. Now - what was the last wish?

I wish I could get another puppy.

Granted - but it chews up every pair of shoes, every handbag and every belt you own, then piddles on your legal documents.

I wish coffee wasn't so bad for me.

Granted, but now it tastes like brussel sprout juice.

I wish it were Friday morning.

[la michelona]

I wish that Wednesday, 6 pm would get here because I have awesome plans.

Granted, but it's 6pm next wednesday and you have missed your plans.

I wish Ken would tell us what his awesome plans are.

Meeting up with someone new named Michelle at some fancy place near the Galleria Mall in Houston.

Ooooh! *sings* Ken's gonna get some boooo-tay, Ken's gonna get some booo-tay...

(I'm kidding. I don't condone that. You best treat her nice, Mister. Unless she's a bitch or something... Then make her buy her own Orange Julius)

Believe me, I've had my share of bitches lately. The last bitch admitted she was a bitch and having no tact. She said "Ken, you're just gonna have to grow thicker skin." I said: "You don't understand. I can take anything you can dish out, I'm a big boy. But the thing is....why should I have to?" She didn't change so I dumped her ass. Sucks too. She was fine as hell. I guess she knew it, thus the bitch factor. This new one is a little older so maybe she's more mature. Hopefully.

Give respect, expect respect - works for me (mostly) Good luck with it. Now - what was the last wish?

I wish I could get another puppy.

Granted - but it chews up every pair of shoes, every handbag and every belt you own, then piddles on your legal documents.

I wish coffee wasn't so bad for me.

Granted, but now it tastes like brussel sprout juice.

I wish it were Friday morning.

Granted, but you spend it in the Harris County lock-up. I wish we were at Sacramento already.

[KenTheDude]

I wish that Wednesday, 6 pm would get here because I have awesome plans.

Granted, but it's 6pm next wednesday and you have missed your plans.

I wish Ken would tell us what his awesome plans are.

Meeting up with someone new named Michelle at some fancy place near the Galleria Mall in Houston.

Ooooh! *sings* Ken's gonna get some boooo-tay, Ken's gonna get some booo-tay...

(I'm kidding. I don't condone that. You best treat her nice, Mister. Unless she's a bitch or something... Then make her buy her own Orange Julius)

Believe me, I've had my share of bitches lately. The last bitch admitted she was a bitch and having no tact. She said "Ken, you're just gonna have to grow thicker skin." I said: "You don't understand. I can take anything you can dish out, I'm a big boy. But the thing is....why should I have to?" She didn't change so I dumped her ass. Sucks too. She was fine as hell. I guess she knew it, thus the bitch factor. This new one is a little older so maybe she's more mature. Hopefully.

Give respect, expect respect - works for me (mostly) Good luck with it. Now - what was the last wish?

I wish I could get another puppy.

Granted - but it chews up every pair of shoes, every handbag and every belt you own, then piddles on your legal documents.

I wish coffee wasn't so bad for me.

Granted, but now it tastes like brussel sprout juice.

I wish it were Friday morning.

Granted, but you spend it in the Harris County lock-up. I wish we were at Sacramento already.

Granted, but you're in the Sacramento County lock-up.

I wish that I'll never spend time in any lock-up.

[Jubilee]

I wish we were at Sacramento already.

Granted. You're now smack-dab in the middle of downtown Sacramento - naked.

I wish I could play the piano.

[Jubilee]

I wish that I'll never spend time in any lock-up.

Granted. The next time you have any legal infraction, no matter how minor, the local constabulary will drag you out of your car, give you the Rodney King treatment, and drag you straight to the electric chair.

I wish I had expert culinary skills.

[la michelona]

I wish we were at Sacramento already.

Granted. You're now smack-dab in the middle of downtown Sacramento - naked.

I wish I could play the piano.

Granted, but you find yourself playing it in the middle of county lock-up naked. I wish I were independently wealthy.

[Jana]

I wish we were at Sacramento already.

Granted. You're now smack-dab in the middle of downtown Sacramento - naked.

I wish I could play the piano.

Granted, but you find yourself playing it in the middle of county lock-up naked. I wish I were independently wealthy.

Granted. But to be independently wealthy means you have to sleep with Michael Jackson.

I wish my car was paid off.

[la michelona]

I wish we were at Sacramento already.

Granted. You're now smack-dab in the middle of downtown Sacramento - naked.

I wish I could play the piano.

Granted, but you find yourself playing it in the middle of county lock-up naked. I wish I were independently wealthy.

Granted. But to be independently wealthy means you have to sleep with Michael Jackson.

I wish my car was paid off.

Granted, but you had to sleep with Michael's monkey to do it. I wish I were younger, thinner, and better-looking.

[la michelona]

I wish we were at Sacramento already.

Granted. You're now smack-dab in the middle of downtown Sacramento - naked.

I wish I could play the piano.

Granted, but you find yourself playing it in the middle of county lock-up naked. I wish I were independently wealthy.

Granted. But to be independently wealthy means you have to sleep with Michael Jackson.

I wish my car was paid off.

Granted, but you had to sleep with Michael's monkey to do it. I wish I were younger, thinner, and better-looking.

Granted, but you're Britney Spears.

I wish my dog would stop peeing on the corner of the refrigerator.

Granted, but he pees on you instead. I wish I could travel around the world.

[walkslikealady]

Granted...but now your dog's peeing in the middle of your bed.

Wish I owned a house in the country.


Oops! Too slow...but I still wish I owned a house in the country...trying to win one online!

[KenTheDude]

I wish we were at Sacramento already.

Granted. You're now smack-dab in the middle of downtown Sacramento - naked.

I wish I could play the piano.

Granted, but you find yourself playing it in the middle of county lock-up naked. I wish I were independently wealthy.

Granted. But to be independently wealthy means you have to sleep with Michael Jackson.

I wish my car was paid off.

Granted, but you had to sleep with Michael's monkey to do it. I wish I were younger, thinner, and better-looking.

Granted, but you're Britney Spears.

I wish my dog would stop peeing on the corner of the refrigerator.

Granted, he now pisses IN the refrigerator.

I wish Linda didn't notice her dog just pissed in the fridge.

[la michelona]

I wish we were at Sacramento already.

Granted. You're now smack-dab in the middle of downtown Sacramento - naked.

I wish I could play the piano.

Granted, but you find yourself playing it in the middle of county lock-up naked. I wish I were independently wealthy.

Granted. But to be independently wealthy means you have to sleep with Michael Jackson.

I wish my car was paid off.

Granted, but you had to sleep with Michael's monkey to do it. I wish I were younger, thinner, and better-looking.

Granted, but you're Britney Spears.

I wish my dog would stop peeing on the corner of the refrigerator.

Granted, he now pisses IN the refrigerator.

I wish Linda didn't notice her dog just pissed in the fridge.

Damn, that's a pissy little dog

[KenTheDude]

Granted...but now your dog's peeing in the middle of your bed.

Wish I owned a house in the country.

Granted, you have a very tiny house in the country of Somolia.

Wish I had a new truck.