Speaking of the Bible and it's characters...
I dreamt they were all sitting around, not working, drinking Heineken and Molsons, and playing the old version of Monopoly...-
John: I'll take St. Charles Place..
Mark: Why the fuck are you wasting bread on that shithole?
John: Don't you worry about, pussy
Luke: Hey, come on guys...
Mark: Shut up pussy
Jesus: Pass the butter
Mark? Get it yourself, Saviour
Luke: Ooohh
Jesus: Eye roll
God: (from up above): son, you taking that insubordination?
Jesus: Fuck no, I'm not
Lightning strikes, and singes Marks' ass hair
Mark: Is that all you got, showoff?
Cain is beating the shit out of Able in the background.....
John: Jesus Christ, Mark, replace the toilet paper when you are through shitting
Noah rolls in on his giant boat: Hey all? Got any Folgers?
Everyone ignores him
Jesus: I'll take Park Place
Mark/John/Luke: Cheater
Matthew: Anyone see the 404BC issue of PlayDisciple? Good shit I tell ya
God: Oh you think so?
Matthew: Goddamned right I do
Silence.....
Goliath walks in: Give me a beer now. No, I want 2 beers!
David: Fuck you..those are mine. Want to go outside?
Goliath: No.
David: Thought so.
Phone Rings--
Lucifer says: Hey all, what's up?
Everyone: Not you..Loser!
Lucifer: Oh, I see how you want to play it
Hangs up
God: hurry up and roll Matthew!
Matthew rolls dice..
Luke: Eeeew! Dude, wipe off the vaseline will ya!
Matthew:
Chuck Norris shows up
Everyone breathes heavier
No one talks
God says: Hey fuck this, let's go to the tittie bar!
Matthew says, I am all spent.
John and mark say: Fuck yeah, you buyin old Man?
God strikes him down.
Holy Spirit wings in and picks up Jesus and his old man...
They aren't heard of again for three days....
Jesus comes back all dusty and dirty....God bolted and HS flew off to mate with a terradactyl.
The wife was none to happy.
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At this time, the Bible went to Press....
I wish I knew who won the game.