350Z wrote:THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
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> 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
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> 8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
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> 8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open
> presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
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> 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
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> 10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
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> 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
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> 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
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> 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice she has gained 17 pounds
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> 1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
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> 3:00 Nap
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> 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
> admirer
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> 4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from s! trong but gentle
> hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
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> 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before
> full length mirror
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> 7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
> received from other diners/dancers
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> 10:00 Hot shower (alone)
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> 10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
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> Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
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> 11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
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> THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
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> 6:00 Alarm
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> 6:15 Blow job
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> 6:30 Massive
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> satisfying shit while reading the sports section
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> 7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by
> semi-naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
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> 7:30 Limo arrives
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> 7:45 Severel ale beers en-route to airport
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> 9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
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> 9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
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> Play front nine - 2 under
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> 11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
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> 12:15 Blow job
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> 12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
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> 2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
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> 2:30 Fly to --nap enroute
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> 3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who
> also bend over a lot displaying growlers
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> 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
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> 5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over,naturally).
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> 6:45 Shit, Shower and Shave
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> 7:00 Watch news: Jesse Jackson assassinated!
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> 7:30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy filet
> steak followed by ice-cream served between a pair of big tits
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> 9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Havana cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game
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> 9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending over)
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> Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
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> 11:30 A night cap blow job
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> 11:45 In bed alone
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> 11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
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> 11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
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Nominee for post of the year. I am still wiping the tears from my eyes. Fuckin A that was funny, but true as well.
