AR wrote:Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Dundalk, MD when one is suddenly
attacked by a rabid rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the
dogs collar, twists it breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident.
"Ravens Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal, " he starts writing in his
notebook.
"But I'm not a Ravens fan, " the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Baltimore I just assumed you were, " said the
reporter and he starts writing again.
"Orioles Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack."
"I'm not an Orioles fan either, " the boy said.
"Oh, I ! assumed everyone in Baltimore was either for the Ravens or the
O's.
What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Colts fan, " the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Little Bastard From Indianapolis Kills Beloved Family Pet."
You won't believe this, but I just got this in an email from a friend:
Very funny !!
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interv iew the boy.
"Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again.
"Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook. "But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again. "Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook. "I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Colts Fan," the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
"Little Bastard From Indiana Kills Beloved Family Pet"
GO BEARS! ,