OT:Britneys lil sis is pregnant!!!

[ScarabGator]

All pro busts. Everyone one of them.

Future #1 draft pick, most sought out player from UF history Tim Tebow???? A BUST????

[RedWingFan]

Just wanted to bring this to page 4.

[Rockindeano]

Wuerfel and Spurrier were NFL busts. Tebow hasn't played a snap in the NFL yet. Look at Oregon's Dixon. He was the absolute best player in the game last year, until he ripped his knee. How do you know if Tebow doesn't rip his knee? God forbid I would never hope that, as I lkie him a lot, but dude, either suck him off already or back off. Jesus Christ!

Yes, Dixon was the best player in college fb. They were 8-1 when he went down. They lost 3 in a row and weren't even competitive, whereas if he plays, they are in the BCS Championship game, easily.

[ScarabGator]

Wuerfel and Spurrier were NFL busts. Tebow hasn't played a snap in the NFL yet. Look at Oregon's Dixon. He was the absolute best player in the game last year, until he ripped his knee. How do you know if Tebow doesn't rip his knee? God forbid I would never hope that, as I lkie him a lot, but dude, either suck him off already or back off. Jesus Christ!

If you saw the pics of his girlfriend I sincerely doubt hes gonna let me suck him off deano....by the way-TT is a nice SOUTHERN BOY!!!! Just happens to kick a little ass....!!!!

[Enigma869]

Scarab can we work a Tebow and/or Gators reference into this southern thread?

Alright JoePa here ya go-let me introduce you to Tim Tebows girlfriend-makes ya wonder how he has the strength to play football...





ALL'S I CAN SAY IS HES A VERY, VERY, VERY LUCKY MAN.....

All I can say is.....FUCKING WOW!!!!!!


John from Boston

[X factor]

Scarab can we work a Tebow and/or Gators reference into this southern thread?

Alright JoePa here ya go-let me introduce you to Tim Tebows girlfriend-makes ya wonder how he has the strength to play football...



ALL'S I CAN SAY IS HES A VERY, VERY, VERY LUCKY MAN.....

Okay, she's hot!

Nice fake boobs...

...and I'm sincere when I say that...they really are nice!

[ScarabGator]

And deano, please dont talk bad about Danny Wuerffel. He is a great person who dedicated his life to Christ and rund a ministry in New Orleans where they give "life" to folks who are bound for the streets. He is more of a man than anyone on this board, including me. So he didnt pan out in the NFL, big deal! He had a bigger mission.

[ScarabGator]

Scarab can we work a Tebow and/or Gators reference into this southern thread?

Alright JoePa here ya go-let me introduce you to Tim Tebows girlfriend-makes ya wonder how he has the strength to play football...



ALL'S I CAN SAY IS HES A VERY, VERY, VERY LUCKY MAN.....

Okay, she's hot!

Nice fake boobs...

...and I'm sincere when I say that...they really are nice!

OK, so there fake----when you found out there was no Santa Claus did you also decide you didnt want presents????

[ScarabGator]

Wuerfel and Spurrier were NFL busts. Tebow hasn't played a snap in the NFL yet. Look at Oregon's Dixon. He was the absolute best player in the game last year, until he ripped his knee. How do you know if Tebow doesn't rip his knee? God forbid I would never hope that, as I lkie him a lot, but dude, either suck him off already or back off. Jesus Christ!

Yes, Dixon was the best player in college fb. They were 8-1 when he went down. They lost 3 in a row and weren't even competitive, whereas if he plays, they are in the BCS Championship game, easily.

Tebow would kick dixons ass.

[Rockindeano]

And deano, please dont talk bad about Danny Wuerffel. He is a great person who dedicated his life to Christ and rund a ministry in New Orleans where they give "life" to folks who are bound for the streets. He is more of a man than anyone on this board, including me. So he didnt pan out in the NFL, big deal! He had a bigger mission.

Oh stop with the intrusion of the religious card. You were saying how great they were on the football field. I could care less if he gives his life to God or not. We are talking football dude, not religion. Fuck, stop spinning and accept the fact that the Heisman means nothing. Good for Danny boy. Fuck, I hate religion. Look at the stupid fuckin republicans; fighting over...religion. Embarrassing.

[Enigma869]

One more---the Gator Heismans......

It's great to have pride in your school, but, the Heisman trophy couldn't be less relevant. It is the MOST irrlevant trophy, in ANY sport! Just in the past 20 years, the following stiffs have won the Heisman:

Ty Detmer
Desmond Howard
Gino Torretta
Charlie Ward
Rashaan Salaam
Danny Wuerffel
Ron Dayne
Chris Weinke
Eric Crouch
Jason White
Troy Smith

While the jury is certainly still out on Troy Smith...that is a DREADFUL list! Not a single one of those guys were remotely significant, in the NFL. Yes, I know Howard won a Super Bowl, with the Packers, but he was a special teams player, and really wasn't a major factor, at any point of his NFL career! My point is...by all means...love your school! Just don't hold the Heisman out as evidence that it means, ANYTHING AT ALL, because it's a meaningless award! In fact, given the recent history of Heisman winners, in the NFL, I'd rather not win the thing!

John from Boston

[ScarabGator]

And deano, please dont talk bad about Danny Wuerffel. He is a great person who dedicated his life to Christ and rund a ministry in New Orleans where they give "life" to folks who are bound for the streets. He is more of a man than anyone on this board, including me. So he didnt pan out in the NFL, big deal! He had a bigger mission.

Oh stop with the intrusion of the religious card. You were saying how great they were on the football field. I could care less if he gives his life to God or not. We are talking football dude, not religion. Fuck, stop spinning and accept the fact that the Heisman means nothing. Good for Danny boy. Fuck, I hate religion. Look at the stupid fuckin republicans; fighting over...religion. Embarrassing.

Dean, I am not a religious person, although I have my beliefs. But this is a wonderful young man and has given back far more than he ever took. Many QB's in the game today, such as Matt Hasselbeck from Seattle credit Danny for their success. And he was a KICK ASS college QB that NOONE could stop.

[RedWingFan]

Wuerfel and Spurrier were NFL busts. Tebow hasn't played a snap in the NFL yet. Look at Oregon's Dixon. He was the absolute best player in the game last year, until he ripped his knee. How do you know if Tebow doesn't rip his knee? God forbid I would never hope that, as I lkie him a lot, but dude, either suck him off already or back off. Jesus Christ!

Yes, Dixon was the best player in college fb. They were 8-1 when he went down. They lost 3 in a row and weren't even competitive, whereas if he plays, they are in the BCS Championship game, easily.

Dixon may be the next Michael Vick. But until one of these running QB's can throw consistantly and accurately down the field they won't be a champion in the NFL. Dixon, Vick, McNabb, hell even Eric Crouch or whatever his name was for Nebraska. They tear up the slow College game. That crap won't get you a SB ring in the pros though.

[Enigma869]

Oh stop with the intrusion of the religious card. You were saying how great they were on the football field. I could care less if he gives his life to God or not. We are talking football dude, not religion. Fuck, stop spinning and accept the fact that the Heisman means nothing. Good for Danny boy. Fuck, I hate religion. Look at the stupid fuckin republicans; fighting over...religion. Embarrassing.

Dean...

It's the south...they can NEVER not talk religion! Hell, it's the only part of the country I've ever been that has Jesus references on fast food signs, so-called churches in strip malls, and Jesus license plates plastered all over the wall at the DMV! The last time I saw that many religious fanatics is when I worked behind the walls at a state prison...convicts are as religious as southerners!


John from Boston

[ScarabGator]

One more---the Gator Heismans......

It's great to have pride in your school, but, the Heisman trophy couldn't be less relevant. It is the MOST irrlevant trophy, in ANY sport! Just in the past 20 years, the following stiffs have won the Heisman:

Ty Detmer
Desmond Howard
Gino Torretta
Charlie Ward
Rashaan Salaam
Danny Wuerffel
Ron Dayne
Chris Weinke
Eric Crouch
Jason White
Troy Smith

While the jury is certainly still out on Troy Smith...that is a DREADFUL list! Not a single one of those guys were remotely significant, in the NFL. Yes, I know Howard won a Super Bowl, with the Packers, but he was a special teams player, and really wasn't a major factor, at any point of his NFL career! My point is...by all means...love your school! Just don't hold the Heisman out as evidence that it means, ANYTHING AT ALL, because it's a meaningless award! In fact, given the recent history of Heisman winners, in the NFL, I'd rather not win the thing!

John from Boston

This award is given to the best college player, not NFL. Who cares what happens there? They will always have the title of "the best" in the best sport around.

[Perrydise]

Ok there is a vote out there, Lynn Spears has been nominated for the Mother of the Year award. NOT!

[ScarabGator]

Oh stop with the intrusion of the religious card. You were saying how great they were on the football field. I could care less if he gives his life to God or not. We are talking football dude, not religion. Fuck, stop spinning and accept the fact that the Heisman means nothing. Good for Danny boy. Fuck, I hate religion. Look at the stupid fuckin republicans; fighting over...religion. Embarrassing.

Dean...

It's the south...they can NEVER not talk religion! Hell, it's the only part of the country I've ever been that has Jesus references on fast food signs, so-called churches in strip malls, and Jesus license plates plastered all over the wall at the DMV! The last time I saw that many religious fanatics is when I worked behind the walls at a state prison...convicts are as religious as southerners!


John from Boston

Hey, fuck you man. I never "preached" on here. I have my beliefs and I dont push them on noone. I dont give a shit if you are a religious man. I live my kife the way I choose and I party like I choose, which I fucking promise I could put some of you to shame with. Im just sticking up for someone who I think is a wonderful man. Ive met Danny several times and I know he is as real as it gets. He doesnt care about the NFL, fuck, thats the least of his concerns!

[Enigma869]

This award is given to the best college player, not NFL. Who cares what happens there? They will always have the title of "the best" in the best sport around.

I've been watching football for over 30 years, so you can save your lessons on the premise of the Heisman Trophy! My point is that if "the best college player" isn't even good enough to be a backup in the NFL (which in many cases, is exactly what happens), it's a meaningless award! If a guy isn't even good enough to make it to the NFL, NOBODY will ever convince me that he was "the best college player", in spite of what The Downtown Athletic Club wants everyone to believe!

As far as your obscenity-laced tirade directed at me over Danny Wuerffel...I don't even know where that came from. I didn't say a single word about the guy, other than the fact that he was one, of MANY who won the Heisman, who did NOTHING in the NFL! Stop acting like I said the guy kills puppies! If he's a productive member of society, doing good things in the world, I say good for him! It still doesn't change the fact that he sucked as an NFL player!


John from Boston

[Voyager]

Britneys lil sis is pregnant!!!

Looks like she'll be needing an increase in her allowance for diapers and formula now.

You know what they say, you can take the tramp out of the trailer, but you can't get the trailer out of the tramp. She's just following in her big sister's footsteps. They were both raised by a trailer park mom.

[ScarabGator]

This award is given to the best college player, not NFL. Who cares what happens there? They will always have the title of "the best" in the best sport around.

I've been watching football for over 30 years, so you can save your lessons on the premise of the Heisman Trophy! My point is that if "the best college player" isn't even good enough to be a backup in the NFL (which in many cases, is exactly what happens), it's a meaningless award! If a guy isn't even good enough to make it to the NFL, NOBODY will ever convince me that he was "the best college player", in spite of what The Downtown Athletic Club wants everyone to believe!

As far as your obscenity-laced tirade directed at me over Danny Wuerffel...I don't even know where that came from. I didn't say a single word about the guy, other than the fact that he was one, of MANY who won the Heisman, who did NOTHING in the NFL! Stop acting like I said the guy kills puppies! If he's a productive member of society, doing good things in the world, I say good for him! It still doesn't change the fact that he sucked as an NFL player!


John from Boston

Bro, my last reply to you had nothing to do with the Heisman trophy, it was you calling me out as a "Bible belt, prayer-thumping" hick from the south. I am not a religious person but I will say again, I have my beliefs. Now, I havent pushed them on anyone. I defended a young man that means a lot to me, thats all. If all of this labels me as a religious redneck then thats your call. I grew up in Miami, Fl and have never been called a redneck before. But I have a lot of southern-good ole boy friends that I love like brothers and I tend to wanna defend that sometimes.

[Voyager]

Spears spears,
don't look now
your telling me your pregnant
take your bow
stitch that snatch
is that too much to ask?
say no to jizz
then you can't hatch

Very poetic. We got a house poet and didn't know it!

[Enigma869]

Bro, my last reply to you had nothing to do with the Heisman trophy, it was you calling me out as a "Bible belt, prayer-thumping" hick from the south. I am not a religious person but I will say again, I have my beliefs. Now, I havent pushed them on anyone. I defended a young man that means a lot to me, thats all. If all of this labels me as a religious redneck then thats your call. I grew up in Miami, Fl and have never been called a redneck before. But I have a lot of southern-good ole boy friends that I love like brothers and I tend to wanna defend that sometimes.

No problem dude...

Just lighten up a little. For the record, I never called you out as a "Bible belt, prayer-thumping hick from the south", so I'm not sure where that's even coming from, but I'm sure if you read my comments, you'll see I said no such thing, and that any religious references I made were directed toward the south, and weren't directed toward you, AT ALL! In fact, I challenge you to find even one of those words that I said!

My point wasn't even directed at you...It was directed at Dean. When Dean said to "Leave religion out of it", I was reminding him that is probably not happening in the south! I also made the point that of all the places I've ever been, I'd never seen Jesus references on fast food marquees or Jesus license plates at the state DMV (Charlotte, North Carolina, to be exact)! I'm sure anyone who has travelled across the country has also probably noticed this anomaly, in the south, as well!

It's not a big deal, really. It's just a style difference. When you go to the barber shop for a haircut in Boston, Playboy Magazine is prominently displayed. If you get your haircut in the south, The Holy Bible is prominently displayed. One isn't better than the other (well, one is definitely better than the other, in my world)...It's simply a matter of culture, my friend!


John from Boston

[Red13JoePa]

Wuerffel was a stud college qb.
Tebow might be a freaking Tight End in the nfl

[ScarabGator]

Bro, my last reply to you had nothing to do with the Heisman trophy, it was you calling me out as a "Bible belt, prayer-thumping" hick from the south. I am not a religious person but I will say again, I have my beliefs. Now, I havent pushed them on anyone. I defended a young man that means a lot to me, thats all. If all of this labels me as a religious redneck then thats your call. I grew up in Miami, Fl and have never been called a redneck before. But I have a lot of southern-good ole boy friends that I love like brothers and I tend to wanna defend that sometimes.

No problem dude...

Just lighten up a little. For the record, I never called you out as a "Bible belt, prayer-thumping hick from the south", so I'm not sure where that's even coming from, but I'm sure if you read my comments, you'll see I said no such thing, and that any religious references I made were directed toward the south, and weren't directed toward you, AT ALL! In fact, I challenge you to find even one of those words that I said!

My point wasn't even directed at you...It was directed at Dean. When Dean said to "Leave religion out of it", I was reminding him that is probably not happening in the south! I also made the point that of all the places I've ever been, I'd never seen Jesus references on fast food marquees or Jesus license plates at the state DMV (Charlotte, North Carolina, to be exact)! I'm sure anyone who has travelled across the country has also probably noticed this anomaly, in the south, as well!

It's not a big deal, really. It's just a style difference. When you go to the barber shop for a haircut in Boston, Playboy Magazine is prominently displayed. If you get your haircut in the south, The Holy Bible is prominently displayed. One isn't better than the other (well, one is definitely better than the other, in my world)...It's simply a matter of culture, my friend!


John from Boston

your right on the barber shop part!!! I apoligize if I went a little hay wire there, your a good person and I enjoy posting with ya!!!! I misunderstood ya.

[wildone]

Can I get a Hallelujah!!!

[wildone]

I am hard. Yep, took all of 4 seconds.

Deano,Lula has to be so damn cool!! your a lucky man!

[X factor]

Scarab can we work a Tebow and/or Gators reference into this southern thread?

Alright JoePa here ya go-let me introduce you to Tim Tebows girlfriend-makes ya wonder how he has the strength to play football...





ALL'S I CAN SAY IS HES A VERY, VERY, VERY LUCKY MAN.....

All I can say is.....FUCKING WOW!!!!!!


John from Boston

No no= don't mistake me...I have no quarrel with fake boobs! If only Santa would be so kind as to bring me THOSE...hubba hubba!!!

[X factor]

Bro, my last reply to you had nothing to do with the Heisman trophy, it was you calling me out as a "Bible belt, prayer-thumping" hick from the south. I am not a religious person but I will say again, I have my beliefs. Now, I havent pushed them on anyone. I defended a young man that means a lot to me, thats all. If all of this labels me as a religious redneck then thats your call. I grew up in Miami, Fl and have never been called a redneck before. But I have a lot of southern-good ole boy friends that I love like brothers and I tend to wanna defend that sometimes.

No problem dude...

Just lighten up a little. For the record, I never called you out as a "Bible belt, prayer-thumping hick from the south", so I'm not sure where that's even coming from, but I'm sure if you read my comments, you'll see I said no such thing, and that any religious references I made were directed toward the south, and weren't directed toward you, AT ALL! In fact, I challenge you to find even one of those words that I said!

My point wasn't even directed at you...It was directed at Dean. When Dean said to "Leave religion out of it", I was reminding him that is probably not happening in the south! I also made the point that of all the places I've ever been, I'd never seen Jesus references on fast food marquees or Jesus license plates at the state DMV (Charlotte, North Carolina, to be exact)! I'm sure anyone who has travelled across the country has also probably noticed this anomaly, in the south, as well!

It's not a big deal, really. It's just a style difference. When you go to the barber shop for a haircut in Boston, Playboy Magazine is prominently displayed. If you get your haircut in the south, The Holy Bible is prominently displayed. One isn't better than the other (well, one is definitely better than the other, in my world)...It's simply a matter of culture, my friend!


John from Boston

Now John...I've lived in the south all my life and never seen a bible at Supercuts!
Perhaps a tattered Vogue or GQ...but no bibles. However, Playboy would be very excellent reading material while I'm waiting for my cut and style...

[Enigma869]

Now John...I've lived in the south all my life and never seen a bible at Supercuts!
Perhaps a tattered Vogue or GQ...but no bibles. However, Playboy would be very excellent reading material while I'm waiting for my cut and style...

Well, I can't speak for "Supercuts". That said, I'm speaking from experience. As someone who has had his hair cut in two different barber shops in Charlotte, NC, I can tell you that the only thing the two places had in common was a Bible out on a table, and not another single piece of reading material in sight! I also had both barbers ask me what church I belonged to, within 2 minutes of sitting down!


John from Boston

[Rick]

Bro, my last reply to you had nothing to do with the Heisman trophy, it was you calling me out as a "Bible belt, prayer-thumping" hick from the south. I am not a religious person but I will say again, I have my beliefs. Now, I havent pushed them on anyone. I defended a young man that means a lot to me, thats all. If all of this labels me as a religious redneck then thats your call. I grew up in Miami, Fl and have never been called a redneck before. But I have a lot of southern-good ole boy friends that I love like brothers and I tend to wanna defend that sometimes.

No problem dude...

Just lighten up a little. For the record, I never called you out as a "Bible belt, prayer-thumping hick from the south", so I'm not sure where that's even coming from, but I'm sure if you read my comments, you'll see I said no such thing, and that any religious references I made were directed toward the south, and weren't directed toward you, AT ALL! In fact, I challenge you to find even one of those words that I said!

My point wasn't even directed at you...It was directed at Dean. When Dean said to "Leave religion out of it", I was reminding him that is probably not happening in the south! I also made the point that of all the places I've ever been, I'd never seen Jesus references on fast food marquees or Jesus license plates at the state DMV (Charlotte, North Carolina, to be exact)! I'm sure anyone who has travelled across the country has also probably noticed this anomaly, in the south, as well!

It's not a big deal, really. It's just a style difference. When you go to the barber shop for a haircut in Boston, Playboy Magazine is prominently displayed. If you get your haircut in the south, The Holy Bible is prominently displayed. One isn't better than the other (well, one is definitely better than the other, in my world)...It's simply a matter of culture, my friend!


John from Boston

I've lived in the south all my life. I've never seen neither a bible nor a Playboy at any public establishment. Although you'll find a bible in the public library. Buncha home decorating mags and shit like US and People is what you'll find at a place to get your hair cut. You can get a glass of wine at the better salons. I go to Procuts and it shows.