OT: Woman Sits On Toiltet For Two Straight Years!

[Rip Rokken]

People who have everything, and act dumb anyway, ala, the Paris Hiltons of this world, deserve our ridicule. Not this lost soul.

Just another lost soul... glued to the bowl...

[JrnyScarab]

The one thing I know is that with one toilet in the house, when my wife is sitting on it and I have to go, it SEEMS like two years before I can get a turn on it!

[Enigma869]

If you read the article throughly you will find that her mother died when she was youg, and she was kept in the house for most of her childhood. In an article on CNN, it talked about how she was beaten and developed a phobia against going outside. My guess is her poor brain just snapped. Not saying you are, but this is no laughing matter.

If you read my initial post, I called her boyfriend a "jackass" for not doing something before two years had passed. I would personally NEVER condemn ANY human for having a mental issue, as I'm simply not that cruel. The truth of the matter is that I didn't really dissect the story for the reasons or the person's life history, because I didn't want to ruin the humor for myself Having said that, anyone who doesn't find a story about a human being sitting on a toilet for TWO FUCKING YEARS, remotely funny, doesn't have a sense of humor! A person sitting on a toilet for a week, without moving is enough to make me piss myself laughing.


John from Boston


p.s. If this story didn't amuse you at all, try scrolling down to another news story I posted about a guy who banged a goat, and was then forced to marry it

[epresley]

Never has "shit or get off the pot" been more appropriate!