OT: Blackberry, iphone, smartphone hell.

[strangegrey]

I had to teach my kids that when we walk by those booths in the mall because I try to ignore them and then my kids yell, "mommy, that guy is talking to you."

Kids can always be counted on, can't they.

My neice, in the middle of Red Lobster, asked me very LOUDLY "Auntie Kim, why are you taking all the Splenda?!"

My two little girls were playing at a park last summer and one of the toys there looked like a cracked egg shell that they could climb into. One of my girls sat in it and said "look mom, I hatched out of an egg." My other daughter, from across the playground yells "no you didn't, you grew in her uterus and came out of her vagina."

OK, maybe I HAVE taught them a bit too much.

Ring ring ring ring....vag-speak alarm....vag-speak alarm!!!

Do not hijack a perfectly good thread about iphones and blackberrys with vag-speak....please!? pretty please???

[bluejeangirl76]

I had to teach my kids that when we walk by those booths in the mall because I try to ignore them and then my kids yell, "mommy, that guy is talking to you."

Kids can always be counted on, can't they.

My neice, in the middle of Red Lobster, asked me very LOUDLY "Auntie Kim, why are you taking all the Splenda?!"

My two little girls were playing at a park last summer and one of the toys there looked like a cracked egg shell that they could climb into. One of my girls sat in it and said "look mom, I hatched out of an egg." My other daughter, from across the playground yells "no you didn't, you grew in her uterus and came out of her vagina."

OK, maybe I HAVE taught them a bit too much.

Ring ring ring ring....vag-speak alarm....vag-speak alarm!!!

Do not hijack a perfectly good thread about iphones and blackberrys with vag-speak....please!? pretty please???

You love the vag-speak, sir, and we all know it.

[Don]

I just think for right now, we need to treat each other like... meat. Right? You need to see me as a - a big - a penis. And you need to be just this huge vagina... to me.

[stevew2]

I had to teach my kids that when we walk by those booths in the mall because I try to ignore them and then my kids yell, "mommy, that guy is talking to you."

Kids can always be counted on, can't they.

My neice, in the middle of Red Lobster, asked me very LOUDLY "Auntie Kim, why are you taking all the Splenda?!"

My two little girls were playing at a park last summer and one of the toys there looked like a cracked egg shell that they could climb into. One of my girls sat in it and said "look mom, I hatched out of an egg." My other daughter, from across the playground yells "no you didn't, you grew in her uterus and came out of her vagina."

OK, maybe I HAVE taught them a bit too much.

hell yea


Ring ring ring ring....vag-speak alarm....vag-speak alarm!!!

Do not hijack a perfectly good thread about iphones and blackberrys with vag-speak....please!? pretty please???

You love the vag-speak, sir, and we all know it.

[bluejeangirl76]

I just think for right now, we need to treat each other like... meat. Right? You need to see me as a - a big - a penis. And you need to be just this huge vagina... to me.

I hope to hell that's some kind of movie quote.

[Enigma869]

came out of her vagina."

God, I HATE that word! Sounds like some terminal medical condition


John from Boston

[Don]

I just think for right now, we need to treat each other like... meat. Right? You need to see me as a - a big - a penis. And you need to be just this huge vagina... to me.

I hope to hell that's some kind of movie quote.

"Your friends and neighbors"
Ben Stiller, Aaron Eckhart, Jason Patric,...freakin" hilarious.

[strangegrey]

I had to teach my kids that when we walk by those booths in the mall because I try to ignore them and then my kids yell, "mommy, that guy is talking to you."

Kids can always be counted on, can't they.

My neice, in the middle of Red Lobster, asked me very LOUDLY "Auntie Kim, why are you taking all the Splenda?!"

My two little girls were playing at a park last summer and one of the toys there looked like a cracked egg shell that they could climb into. One of my girls sat in it and said "look mom, I hatched out of an egg." My other daughter, from across the playground yells "no you didn't, you grew in her uterus and came out of her vagina."

OK, maybe I HAVE taught them a bit too much.

Ring ring ring ring....vag-speak alarm....vag-speak alarm!!!

Do not hijack a perfectly good thread about iphones and blackberrys with vag-speak....please!? pretty please???

You love the vag-speak, sir, and we all know it.

so long as you're doing the vag-ing. Um...ok, you got me. my nose is definitely getting a little longer...

[Rhiannon]

my nose is definitely getting a little longer...

That all?

[strangegrey]

my nose is definitely getting a little longer...

That all?

Oh good lord...only you could take a pinochio/disney reference and turn it into something more sinister!

[Maui Tom]

my nose is definitely getting a little longer...

That all?

Oh good lord...only you could take a pinochio/disney reference and turn it into something more sinister!

takes "blow your nose" to a whole new level...

[bluejeangirl76]

You love the vag-speak, sir, and we all know it.

so long as you're doing the vag-ing.

You. Didn't.

Oh yep. You did. You sure did.

You're a married man, sir. Go say 10 hail marys.

[strangegrey]

You love the vag-speak, sir, and we all know it.

so long as you're doing the vag-ing.

You. Didn't.

Oh yep. You did. You sure did.

You're a married man, sir. Go say 10 hail marys.

LOL....This is an internet forum...this sorta thing doesn't count!

[Saint John]

God, I HATE that word! Sounds like some terminal medical condition

Only if you're married.

[Angel]

came out of her vagina."

God, I HATE that word! Sounds like some terminal medical condition


John from Boston

Well, maybe that's because it is the medical term for it. But, John, what do you suggest I teach my children? That babies come out of a "cooch" or a "woo-ha?"

[bluejeangirl76]

came out of her vagina."

God, I HATE that word! Sounds like some terminal medical condition


John from Boston

Well, maybe that's because it is the medical term for it. But, John, what do you suggest I teach my children? That babies come out of a "cooch" or a "woo-ha?"

How about "love chute"?

[Angel]

came out of her vagina."

God, I HATE that word! Sounds like some terminal medical condition


John from Boston

Well, maybe that's because it is the medical term for it. But, John, what do you suggest I teach my children? That babies come out of a "cooch" or a "woo-ha?"

How about "love chute"?

Or the new fad....the "va-jay-jay"

[Rhiannon]

How about "love chute"?

Baby Tunnel, Boyfriend's Favorite Mitten, Cooter?

[Saint John]

But, John, what do you suggest I teach my children? That babies come out of a "cooch" or a "woo-ha?"

Fur taco, love tunnel, banger hanger, pencil sharpener, love grotto, skin chimney, grease box, pole hole, cream catcher, doodle sack or alimony avenue will work.

[bluejeangirl76]

How about "love chute"?

Baby Tunnel, Boyfriend's Favorite Mitten, Cooter?

"Boceta" (loons, you should learn that one... )

[Maui Tom]

another classic MR thread..

Blackberry? Iphone? Smartphone?

I go with...fur taco.

[Tito]

came out of her vagina."

God, I HATE that word! Sounds like some terminal medical condition


John from Boston

You would gay lover.

[Rhiannon]

"Boceta" (loons, you should learn that one... )

I take it that's Portuguese for pussita?

[Angel]

another classic MR thread..

Blackberry? Iphone? Smartphone?

I go with...fur taco.

You don't see the connection??????

[Deb]

But, John, what do you suggest I teach my children? That babies come out of a "cooch" or a "woo-ha?"

Fur taco, love tunnel, banger hanger, pencil sharpener, love grotto, skin chimney, grease box, pole hole, cream catcher, doodle sack or alimony avenue will work.

Not sure why, but that one cracked me up. Been with some piranhas have ya?!

[bluejeangirl76]

"Boceta" (loons, you should learn that one... )

I take it that's Portuguese for pussita?

I learned that when Mrs. Westlake from The Cosby Show said it on Sex and the City.

(Now THERE is a cute little thread derailment for ya)

[strangegrey]

So, gang....do I get an iphone or a blackberry!?? LOL

[Rhiannon]

So, gang....do I get an iphone or a blackberry!?? LOL

Having used both... I say Blackberry. More cost effective, more freedom. They don't call it a Crackberry for no reason.

[bluejeangirl76]

Blackberry.

[DracIsBack]

God, I HATE that word! Sounds like some terminal medical condition

LOL. Reminds me of the days when I had coworkers who used to giggle incessently when I said I was going to visit a friend in the capital of Saskatchewan.

I don't get all the fuss, really. People don't get embarassed about words like "toe", "stomach", "intenstine", "nostril" etc.