Happy Birthday artist4perry

[S2M]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY oh artistic one.



So what's with all the cat pictures with the crazy captions? Are there NO cats who can spell?

There is a site called lol cats. Funny cat pictures with their own "cat" language. More like baby talk for cats.

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com

Then we need to start a fund to finance spelling lessons for these cats!

Ive been looking at that site for hours now. I need to take a break before I forget how to spell.

Hey no fair! A4P's birthday has now past so don't be digging up the old threads...see the sticky!

At least this thread was started THIS year!

Very true!

StocktontoMalone needs to bookmark this one to revive next year!

My fun has been silenced by the Man.....I no longer have a voice. I'm just a lowly plebe.....

[finalfight]

I'm just a lowly plebe.....

Is that a quote from someone else or are you really that self deprecating? Anyway, don't be so hard on yourself it was funny for 30 seconds or so!

[SusieP]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

[finalfight]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

I think that was as far back as S2M could go.

[Michigan Girl]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

Hey, SusieQ.....how've you been?!?!

[SusieP]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

I think that was as far back as S2M could go.

Well its as good a year as any I suppose.

[SusieP]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

Hey, SusieQ.....how've you been?!?!

Hey you! Ive been fine thanks.
Sick of shovelling the van out of the snow to get to work.............but, you know what England is like. One week of snow and the whole country grinds to a standstill.

If only these damn Politicians would spend our tax money on useful things like flood defences and snow ploughs etc, maybe we'd be ok.
But.......they just keep on lining their own pockets.

I need to borrow your new President to come over here and kick a few arses.

I'd kick a few myself but I'm snowed in.





How you doing?

[finalfight]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

Hey, SusieQ.....how've you been?!?!

Hey you! Ive been fine thanks.
Sick of shovelling the van out of the snow to get to work.............but, you know what England is like. One week of snow and the whole country grinds to a standstill.

If only these damn Politicians would spend our tax money on useful things like flood defences and snow ploughs etc, maybe we'd be ok.
But.......they just keep on lining their own pockets.

I need to borrow your new President to come over here and kick a few arses.

I'd kick a few myself but I'm snowed in.

I want to know what happened to all the grit boxes that once lined the streets. Britain is a absolute shambles sometimes it really is. Ruled by the lowest common denominator and the non-working classes.

[S2M]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

Hey, SusieQ.....how've you been?!?!

Hey you! Ive been fine thanks.
Sick of shovelling the van out of the snow to get to work.............but, you know what England is like. One week of snow and the whole country grinds to a standstill.

If only these damn Politicians would spend our tax money on useful things like flood defences and snow ploughs etc, maybe we'd be ok.
But.......they just keep on lining their own pockets.

I need to borrow your new President to come over here and kick a few arses.

I'd kick a few myself but I'm snowed in.

I want to know what happened to all the grit boxes that once lined the streets. Britain is a absolute shambles sometimes it really is. Ruled by the lowest common denominator and the non-working classes.

FF, you ever been to the states? It is much the same here.....

[finalfight]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

Hey, SusieQ.....how've you been?!?!

Hey you! Ive been fine thanks.
Sick of shovelling the van out of the snow to get to work.............but, you know what England is like. One week of snow and the whole country grinds to a standstill.

If only these damn Politicians would spend our tax money on useful things like flood defences and snow ploughs etc, maybe we'd be ok.
But.......they just keep on lining their own pockets.

I need to borrow your new President to come over here and kick a few arses.

I'd kick a few myself but I'm snowed in.

I want to know what happened to all the grit boxes that once lined the streets. Britain is a absolute shambles sometimes it really is. Ruled by the lowest common denominator and the non-working classes.

FF, you ever been to the states? It is much the same here.....

Really? Oh man, there has got to somewhere respectable left in this messed up world! When did it all go so wrong.

[SusieP]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

Hey, SusieQ.....how've you been?!?!

Hey you! Ive been fine thanks.
Sick of shovelling the van out of the snow to get to work.............but, you know what England is like. One week of snow and the whole country grinds to a standstill.

If only these damn Politicians would spend our tax money on useful things like flood defences and snow ploughs etc, maybe we'd be ok.
But.......they just keep on lining their own pockets.

I need to borrow your new President to come over here and kick a few arses.

I'd kick a few myself but I'm snowed in.

I want to know what happened to all the grit boxes that once lined the streets. Britain is a absolute shambles sometimes it really is. Ruled by the lowest common denominator and the non-working classes.

The grit boxes are still there.
But the fuggers are EMPTY.
I keep grit in a tub in the van, and a snow shovel - but I used it all two weeks ago and then when I did manage to get to bloody B and bloody Q they had run out of grit.
Honestly the place is going to shit. If I could afford it I'd become an alcoholic.

[finalfight]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

Hey, SusieQ.....how've you been?!?!

Hey you! Ive been fine thanks.
Sick of shovelling the van out of the snow to get to work.............but, you know what England is like. One week of snow and the whole country grinds to a standstill.

If only these damn Politicians would spend our tax money on useful things like flood defences and snow ploughs etc, maybe we'd be ok.
But.......they just keep on lining their own pockets.

I need to borrow your new President to come over here and kick a few arses.

I'd kick a few myself but I'm snowed in.

I want to know what happened to all the grit boxes that once lined the streets. Britain is a absolute shambles sometimes it really is. Ruled by the lowest common denominator and the non-working classes.

The grit boxes are still there.
But the fuggers are EMPTY.
I keep grit in a tub in the van, and a snow shovel - but I used it all two weeks ago and then when I did manage to get to bloody B and bloody Q they had run out of grit.
Honestly the place is going to shit. If I could afford it I'd become an alcoholic.

The council removed all of ours. Either that or the chavs stole them!

[SusieP]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

Hey, SusieQ.....how've you been?!?!

Hey you! Ive been fine thanks.
Sick of shovelling the van out of the snow to get to work.............but, you know what England is like. One week of snow and the whole country grinds to a standstill.

If only these damn Politicians would spend our tax money on useful things like flood defences and snow ploughs etc, maybe we'd be ok.
But.......they just keep on lining their own pockets.

I need to borrow your new President to come over here and kick a few arses.

I'd kick a few myself but I'm snowed in.

I want to know what happened to all the grit boxes that once lined the streets. Britain is a absolute shambles sometimes it really is. Ruled by the lowest common denominator and the non-working classes.

FF, you ever been to the states? It is much the same here.....

Really? Oh man, there has got to somewhere respectable left in this messed up world! When did it all go so wrong.

When Joe Dolce got to number one.
definitely all harks back to that moment in time.

[finalfight]

When Joe Dolce got to number one.
definitely all harks back to that moment in time.

Hey Shutupaya face!

[SusieP]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

Hey, SusieQ.....how've you been?!?!

Hey you! Ive been fine thanks.
Sick of shovelling the van out of the snow to get to work.............but, you know what England is like. One week of snow and the whole country grinds to a standstill.

If only these damn Politicians would spend our tax money on useful things like flood defences and snow ploughs etc, maybe we'd be ok.
But.......they just keep on lining their own pockets.

I need to borrow your new President to come over here and kick a few arses.

I'd kick a few myself but I'm snowed in.

I want to know what happened to all the grit boxes that once lined the streets. Britain is a absolute shambles sometimes it really is. Ruled by the lowest common denominator and the non-working classes.

The grit boxes are still there.
But the fuggers are EMPTY.
I keep grit in a tub in the van, and a snow shovel - but I used it all two weeks ago and then when I did manage to get to bloody B and bloody Q they had run out of grit.
Honestly the place is going to shit. If I could afford it I'd become an alcoholic.

The council removed all of ours. Either that or the chavs stole them!

Nah, the chavs would be too busy watching the Jeremey Kyle show to steal grit boxes.

[Michigan Girl]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

Hey, SusieQ.....how've you been?!?!

Hey you! Ive been fine thanks.
Sick of shovelling the van out of the snow to get to work.............but, you know what England is like. One week of snow and the whole country grinds to a standstill.

If only these damn Politicians would spend our tax money on useful things like flood defences and snow ploughs etc, maybe we'd be ok.
But.......they just keep on lining their own pockets.

I need to borrow your new President to come over here and kick a few arses.

I'd kick a few myself but I'm snowed in.


How you doing?

Alright....ewww, almost spring in my part of the country, daffodils are in full bloom and
the rest of the scenery is yuk!!!

[SusieP]

When Joe Dolce got to number one.
definitely all harks back to that moment in time.

Hey Shutupaya face!

Although he did prevent the ultrasmug Ultravox from getting to number One, so it wasn't ALL bad.

[finalfight]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

Hey, SusieQ.....how've you been?!?!

Hey you! Ive been fine thanks.
Sick of shovelling the van out of the snow to get to work.............but, you know what England is like. One week of snow and the whole country grinds to a standstill.

If only these damn Politicians would spend our tax money on useful things like flood defences and snow ploughs etc, maybe we'd be ok.
But.......they just keep on lining their own pockets.

I need to borrow your new President to come over here and kick a few arses.

I'd kick a few myself but I'm snowed in.

I want to know what happened to all the grit boxes that once lined the streets. Britain is a absolute shambles sometimes it really is. Ruled by the lowest common denominator and the non-working classes.

The grit boxes are still there.
But the fuggers are EMPTY.
I keep grit in a tub in the van, and a snow shovel - but I used it all two weeks ago and then when I did manage to get to bloody B and bloody Q they had run out of grit.
Honestly the place is going to shit. If I could afford it I'd become an alcoholic.

The council removed all of ours. Either that or the chavs stole them!

Nah, the chavs would be too busy watching the Jeremey Kyle show to steal grit boxes.

That's Jeremy Kyle! Jeremy without the additional e!


Ah, life's little pleasures! I never thought I would get the chance to do that again given Jeremey's recent departure from the board!

[finalfight]

When Joe Dolce got to number one.
definitely all harks back to that moment in time.

Hey Shutupaya face!

Although he did prevent the ultrasmug Ultravox from getting to number One, so it wasn't ALL bad.

Oh Vienna!

[SusieP]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

Hey, SusieQ.....how've you been?!?!

Hey you! Ive been fine thanks.
Sick of shovelling the van out of the snow to get to work.............but, you know what England is like. One week of snow and the whole country grinds to a standstill.

If only these damn Politicians would spend our tax money on useful things like flood defences and snow ploughs etc, maybe we'd be ok.
But.......they just keep on lining their own pockets.

I need to borrow your new President to come over here and kick a few arses.

I'd kick a few myself but I'm snowed in.


How you doing?

Alright....ewww, almost spring in my part of the country, daffodils are in full bloom and
the rest of the scenery is yuk!!!

Its like Spring here today actually.
Snow thawing, but we could be back to Winter again at any moment. We don't seem to have seasons any more. Finalflight would probably say the chavs stole them, too.

[finalfight]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

Hey, SusieQ.....how've you been?!?!

Hey you! Ive been fine thanks.
Sick of shovelling the van out of the snow to get to work.............but, you know what England is like. One week of snow and the whole country grinds to a standstill.

If only these damn Politicians would spend our tax money on useful things like flood defences and snow ploughs etc, maybe we'd be ok.
But.......they just keep on lining their own pockets.

I need to borrow your new President to come over here and kick a few arses.

I'd kick a few myself but I'm snowed in.


How you doing?

Alright....ewww, almost spring in my part of the country, daffodils are in full bloom and
the rest of the scenery is yuk!!!

Its like Spring here today actually.
Snow thawing, but we could be back to Winter again at any moment. We don't seem to have seasons any more. Finalflight would probably say the chavs stole them, too.

That's finalfight...fight not flight - which is pretty much my motto!

We had snow for all of about 10 minutes in my town. It got the chavs all confused when they couldn't find their dealers' houses!

[SusieP]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

Hey, SusieQ.....how've you been?!?!

Hey you! Ive been fine thanks.
Sick of shovelling the van out of the snow to get to work.............but, you know what England is like. One week of snow and the whole country grinds to a standstill.

If only these damn Politicians would spend our tax money on useful things like flood defences and snow ploughs etc, maybe we'd be ok.
But.......they just keep on lining their own pockets.

I need to borrow your new President to come over here and kick a few arses.

I'd kick a few myself but I'm snowed in.

I want to know what happened to all the grit boxes that once lined the streets. Britain is a absolute shambles sometimes it really is. Ruled by the lowest common denominator and the non-working classes.

The grit boxes are still there.
But the fuggers are EMPTY.
I keep grit in a tub in the van, and a snow shovel - but I used it all two weeks ago and then when I did manage to get to bloody B and bloody Q they had run out of grit.
Honestly the place is going to shit. If I could afford it I'd become an alcoholic.

The council removed all of ours. Either that or the chavs stole them!

Nah, the chavs would be too busy watching the Jeremey Kyle show to steal grit boxes.

That's Jeremy Kyle! Jeremy without the additional e!

Ah, life's little pleasures! I never thought I would get the chance to do that again given Jeremey's recent departure from the board!

Everyone should spell it with the extra 'e' as a tribute. He'll be back I hope. He went away for a while before, but he came back to us.


I wish Jeremy Kyle would go away and not come back though. Well, not him, but that show he does. I hate it. Or rather the people who appear on it.
I blame Jerry Springer. He has a lot to answer for.
I'd pin this one on Joe Dolce as well, but I think that would be stretching it a bit.

[SusieP]

Was 2005 significant in some way? All those threads seem to be from that year.

Just a minute, let me put on my glasses and get my notebook.
Now sit on this coach and tell Dr SusieP all about it.

Hey, SusieQ.....how've you been?!?!

Hey you! Ive been fine thanks.
Sick of shovelling the van out of the snow to get to work.............but, you know what England is like. One week of snow and the whole country grinds to a standstill.

If only these damn Politicians would spend our tax money on useful things like flood defences and snow ploughs etc, maybe we'd be ok.
But.......they just keep on lining their own pockets.

I need to borrow your new President to come over here and kick a few arses.

I'd kick a few myself but I'm snowed in.


How you doing?

Alright....ewww, almost spring in my part of the country, daffodils are in full bloom and
the rest of the scenery is yuk!!!

Its like Spring here today actually.
Snow thawing, but we could be back to Winter again at any moment. We don't seem to have seasons any more. Finalflight would probably say the chavs stole them, too.

That's finalfight...fight not flight - which is pretty much my motto!

We had snow for all of about 10 minutes in my town. It got the chavs all confused when they couldn't find their dealers' houses!

My typing is all over the place today. Maybe I'm channelling stevew2?

[finalfight]

I wish Jeremy Kyle would go away and not come back though. Well, not him, but that show he does. I hate it. Or rather the people who appear on it.

Anything that keeps these morons off the streets is okay by my even if I don't watch it. He should do some sort of bootcamp for the plebes that wear their lack of standards and morals a s a badge of honour. At least Octo-Mum's 16 kids are all from the same dad!

[finalfight]

Everyone should spell it with the extra 'e' as a tribute. He'll be back I hope. He went away for a while before, but he came back to us.

First chavette Lily Allen advocates people using E's and now everybody's following suit!

[SusieP]

I wish Jeremy Kyle would go away and not come back though. Well, not him, but that show he does. I hate it. Or rather the people who appear on it.

Anything that keeps these morons off the streets is okay by my even if I don't watch it. He should do some sort of bootcamp for the plebes that wear their lack of standards and morals a s a badge of honour. At least Octo-Mum's 16 kids are all from the same dad!

I have only seen snippets of the show from time to time, because I cannot bear to watch a whole show - but I do like how he tells them off. He seems quite sensible in the advice he gives them.
But they are only on there to get on telly. They think it's a good thing to let the viewing public witness their low morals etc.
And they aren't listening to him.

I hate Loose Women, too. Have you seen any of those shows?

[SusieP]

Everyone should spell it with the extra 'e' as a tribute. He'll be back I hope. He went away for a while before, but he came back to us.

First chavette Lily Allen advocates people using E's and now everybody's following suit!

But she is a fake chav.
She is a privately educated posh bint pretending to be a chav. Me no like her.

[S2M]

English English.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgPH0tYXJrA&feature=related

[finalfight]

Everyone should spell it with the extra 'e' as a tribute. He'll be back I hope. He went away for a while before, but he came back to us.

First chavette Lily Allen advocates people using E's and now everybody's following suit!

But she is a fake chav.
She is a privately educated posh bint pretending to be a chav. Me no like her.

She's educated?

And to answer your other question, yes I have seen plenty of loose women in my life thank you very much!

[SusieP]

Everyone should spell it with the extra 'e' as a tribute. He'll be back I hope. He went away for a while before, but he came back to us.

First chavette Lily Allen advocates people using E's and now everybody's following suit!

But she is a fake chav.
She is a privately educated posh bint pretending to be a chav. Me no like her.

She's educated?

And to answer your other question, yes I have seen plenty of loose women in my life thank you very much!

Yes, just like her father. They like to give the impression that they are working class people.
Both went to expensive Private schools, and are therefore fakes.
I have no problem with people who are working class people made good, nor do I have a problem with people who were fortunate enough to be Privately educated - what I don't like is people who pretend to be something they are not. I hated The Clash for the same reason. pretending to be 'down with the workers' when they were sons of Diplomats etc. Phoneys.
They should just be themselves.

It's ok, I'm moving away from the soapbox now.