OT-Engelbert Humperdinck?

[madsplash]

Oh take a fuckin relax already. Lora and CP have a bit thicker skin than a piece of typing paper, so this won't bother them,

Yeah, Dean, I know that. It was still dumb.

Then don't read it. Easy fix.

[Arianddu]

You have posted some dumb shit but man, this has to be top 3, even *IF* it was meant as a joke. And if it was, (which I don't doubt you'll backpedal and say it was) it wasn't funny.

When my friends don't want their business spread around, I don't do it, and not because I am "told", or even need to be told, but because I respect my friends. You're totally cutting these two women down by implying that, and that is not cool. They both strike me as having a whole lot more respect and integrity than you're giving credit for.

Oh take a fuckin relax already. Lora and CP have a bit thicker skin than a piece of typing paper, so this won't bother them, and madsplash was not trying to be a dick here.

It is what it is.

No doubt. I've never seen a more uptight person than BJG. My God. It's obvious you hate me and everything I say, and that's fine becasue I really don't care, but do you absolutely have to chime in and pounce on everything I say? Aren't you able to just ignore my posts, as you've said you were going to in the past? Talk about getting old.

I was just kinda half kidding around, but Jesus, take a big chill pill.

Ain't obvious to me, mate. She's pissed off with your refusal to listen to people telling you why they aren't getting excited every time you open your mouth, but if that's the criteria for 'hating' you, then she's got a hell of a lot of company.

I know the universe revolves around you, but if you could take a bit of time out from contemplating your own importance, you might notice that BJG calls shit on everyone if she sees it. I suggest that the frequency with which she calls it on you has something to do with what you type...

[Lula]

do you think he's going to release a new album this year?

My bartender's coathanger told me top secretly he is.

you have a bartender? fancy!!

[bluejeangirl76]

but if that's the criteria for 'hating' you, then she's got a hell of a lot of company.

Interesting. This explains why nearly everytime I say something on this front, I get flooded with PMs saying "great post - good god can you believe this guy?"

I should start pasting the PMs, minus the names. You guys would laugh like hell.
I wouldn't do that to people, of course, but would be funny.

And for the record, I don't "hate" anyone.

[stevew2]

No joke. This forum needs a new direction. I am dedicating my life to this wonderful and classy showman.

Andrew you outdone your self lol

[madsplash]

but if that's the criteria for 'hating' you, then she's got a hell of a lot of company.

Interesting. This explains why nearly everytime I say something on this front, I get flooded with PMs saying "great post - good god can you believe this guy?"

I should start pasting the PMs, minus the names. You guys would laugh like hell.
I wouldn't do that to people, of course, but would be funny.

And for the record, I don't "hate" anyone.

Well, I could also post many PM's that people say to me, "I enjoy your posts, there is a small group of uptight, arrogant, negative people here who constantly run EVERYONE down"

I wouldn't post them either, but I COULD. So what's your point? And if you think everyone here loves you, you may wanna think again. No one is gonna be liked by everyone, but I'm VERY comfortable with number of people that tell me positive things, and I'm VERY comfortable with the number of people who say the oppisite. That's there right.

And you know what? Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. I have a great time here with many people. We don't all have to get along. That's normal. I just try to be civil.

If someone irritated me as much as I obviously do you, I would completely ignore them, which is what I'm doing now with a couple people. You're on that list, as I ignore all of your other posts EXCEPT when you post directly about me, which I will always respond to. Otherwise I ignore you. You should try that with me, I think we both would like it. I promise that your name will never be typed by me again, to or about you, if you stop posting about me.

[Arianddu]

but if that's the criteria for 'hating' you, then she's got a hell of a lot of company.

Interesting. This explains why nearly everytime I say something on this front, I get flooded with PMs saying "great post - good god can you believe this guy?"

I should start pasting the PMs, minus the names. You guys would laugh like hell.
I wouldn't do that to people, of course, but would be funny.

And for the record, I don't "hate" anyone.

Well, I could also post many PM's that people say to me, "I enjoy your posts, there is a small group of uptight, arrogant, negative people here who constantly run EVERYONE down"

I wouldn't post them either, but I COULD. So what's your point? And if you think everyone here loves you, you may wanna think again. No one is gonna be liked by everyone, but I'm VERY comfortable with number of people that tell me positive things, and I'm VERY comfortable with the number of people who say the oppisite. That's there right.

And you know what? Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. I have a great time here with many people. We don't all have to get along. That's normal. I just try to be civil.

If someone irritated me as much as I obviously do you, I would completely ignore them, which is what I'm doing now with a couple people. You're on that list, as I ignore all of your other posts EXCEPT when you post directly about me, which I will always respond to. Otherwise I ignore you. You should try that with me, I think we both would like it. I promise that your name will never be typed by me again, to or about you, if you stop posting about me.

for someone who doesn't care, you certainly talk about it a lot.

[bluejeangirl76]

for someone who doesn't care, you certainly talk about it a lot.

Bingo.

[stevew2]

Ooo cat fight

[bluejeangirl76]

Ooo cat fight

No such luck steve-o. Go back to the stockings thread for your Wednesday jollies.

[Rockindeano]

for someone who doesn't care, you certainly talk about it a lot.

Put a cork in your piehole.

[madsplash]

for someone who doesn't care, you certainly talk about it a lot.

Put a cork in your piehole.

Impossible task.

[Arianddu]

for someone who doesn't care, you certainly talk about it a lot.

Put a cork in your piehole.

Is that the best the Saviour of MelodicRock can do?

[madsplash]

for someone who doesn't care, you certainly talk about it a lot.

Bingo.

I don't care, meaning nothing bothers me if someone doesn't care for me, there are enough here who do. Doesn't mean I won't talk about it.

[madsplash]

for someone who doesn't care, you certainly talk about it a lot.

Put a cork in your piehole.

Is that the best the Saviour of MelodicRock can do?

It's all that needs said, really. I believe he told you directly and to the point. Pretty straight forward without the need for embellishment.

[Arianddu]

for someone who doesn't care, you certainly talk about it a lot.

Put a cork in your piehole.

Is that the best the Saviour of MelodicRock can do?

It's all that needs said, really.

Yes dear, I've told you before; run along and play nicely while the grown ups are talking, will you?

[madsplash]

for someone who doesn't care, you certainly talk about it a lot.

Put a cork in your piehole.

Is that the best the Saviour of MelodicRock can do?

It's all that needs said, really.

Yes dear, I've told you before; run along and play nicely while the grown ups are talking, will you?

And I've told you before, if that's the best line you have, it's pretty lame. You're a grown up? ROTFLMFAO.

[madsplash]

Is the MR concession stand open yet? I'm going to need some popcorn.......

I don't know about that, but your avatar is hilarious!

[stevew2]

Is the MR concession stand open yet? I'm going to need some popcorn.......

And a box of wine

[Arianddu]

for someone who doesn't care, you certainly talk about it a lot.

Put a cork in your piehole.

Is that the best the Saviour of MelodicRock can do?

It's all that needs said, really.

Yes dear, I've told you before; run along and play nicely while the grown ups are talking, will you?

And I've told you before, if that's the best line you have, it's pretty lame. You're a grown up? ROTFLMFAO.

No dear, you haven't told me that before, to the best of my memory. Now run along and play with someone else, will you? I'm looking forward to a nice mudsling with Dean, and frankly, you bore me.

[la michelona]

do you think he's going to release a new album this year?

My bartender's coathanger told me top secretly he is.

i'm gullible & will believe every word you type. tell me more!

I really should uphold the sacred order of the moose, to which I swore an oath not to tell, but since rain is wet, why not? According to my bartender's coathanger (which is a plastic one, no wire hangers here) this project is uber top secret, so to avoid anyone finding out, Englebert recorded his sessions on the USS Enterprise, the one with Picard. He used the main holodeck. After he was done, I hear the baby Jesus himself mixed the final tracks. Right now, it's free floating in a space/time continuum (thanks to the string theory), but at the moment supposedly a rescue team led by Eddie Vedder has been deployed into the wormhole to retrieve it. As soon as they're back, it will be released. Probably in Novembruary.

No lie.

But did he punch any kittens during the recording?

I know I'm showing my ass, but since I'm a relative newbie, would someone please summarize the kitten punching story? I feel so out of the loop.

[stevew2]

Oh no ,here it comes

[bluejeangirl76]

I know I'm showing my ass, but since I'm a relative newbie, would someone please summarize the kitten punching story? I feel so out of the loop.

Its just a long running joke that started here quite awhile back. No story involved.

In truth, he probably doesn't punch kittens.

[Gideon]

I know I'm showing my ass, but since I'm a relative newbie, would someone please summarize the kitten punching story? I feel so out of the loop.

Its just a long running joke that started here quite awhile back. No story involved.

In truth, he probably doesn't punch kittens.

He's probably like me and refers to his cat as a sexy beast.

[la michelona]

I know I'm showing my ass, but since I'm a relative newbie, would someone please summarize the kitten punching story? I feel so out of the loop.

Its just a long running joke that started here quite awhile back. No story involved.

In truth, he probably doesn't punch kittens.

He's probably like me and refers to his cat as a sexy beast.

[madsplash]

for someone who doesn't care, you certainly talk about it a lot.

Put a cork in your piehole.

Is that the best the Saviour of MelodicRock can do?

It's all that needs said, really.

Yes dear, I've told you before; run along and play nicely while the grown ups are talking, will you?

And I've told you before, if that's the best line you have, it's pretty lame. You're a grown up? ROTFLMFAO.

No dear, you haven't told me that before, to the best of my memory. Now run along and play with someone else, will you? I'm looking forward to a nice mudsling with Dean, and frankly, you bore me.

Well dear, my fault, but I'm telling you that now, ok? I'll quit playing when you do, and you bore me, also. You're just such a grown up.

And I feel sorry for you if you try and stand and trade with Deano. He'll be much more direct than me.
Where was that he told you to stick a cork?

I'll be watching that, laughing my butt off.

[Gideon]

I know I'm showing my ass, but since I'm a relative newbie, would someone please summarize the kitten punching story? I feel so out of the loop.

Its just a long running joke that started here quite awhile back. No story involved.

In truth, he probably doesn't punch kittens.

He's probably like me and refers to his cat as a sexy beast.

Don't hate.

[Arianddu]

Put a cork in your piehole.

Is that the best the Saviour of MelodicRock can do?

It's all that needs said, really.

Yes dear, I've told you before; run along and play nicely while the grown ups are talking, will you?

And I've told you before, if that's the best line you have, it's pretty lame. You're a grown up? ROTFLMFAO.

No dear, you haven't told me that before, to the best of my memory. Now run along and play with someone else, will you? I'm looking forward to a nice mudsling with Dean, and frankly, you bore me.

Well dear, my fault, but I'm telling you that now, ok? I'll quit playing when you do, and you bore me, also. You're just such a grown up.

And I feel sorry for you if you try and stand and trade with Deano. He'll be much more direct than me.
Where was that he told you to stick a cork?

I'll be watching that, laughing my butt off.

Meh, I've slung mud with Dean in the past, no doubt will do so in the future. At worst it's a giggle, at best it's a hell of a lot of fun. Always up til now been interesting, but I have to confess, I've been disappointed with his output of late; he's become tired and predictable. Almost as dull and predictable as you, infact.

So, shall we cut out the next six or so posts? You'll respond with something even more tiresome, I'll point out what a twit you are, you will back off, saying you don't want to waste your time fighting, someone else will make a post that refers to it, you'll wait a bit then come back in claiming you love everyone and don't want to argue, and promptly be ignored by everyone.

Now go away and play with your GI Joe dolly, will you? I'm getting tired of waiting for Dean to turn up; at this rate, I may have to manufacture a fight with one or the other of the Hardy Boys just to get over the disappointment.

Edit: sorry, forgot to mention - 'piehole'. It's slang for a mouth. Most people don't eat pie via their anus, which would appear to be what you thought it meant. Sorry to disappoint.

[DrFU]

I know I'm showing my ass, but since I'm a relative newbie, would someone please summarize the kitten punching story? I feel so out of the loop.

Short version: a play on some folks' insistence on constructing the world in binaries

[bluejeangirl76]

I'll quit playing when you do, and you bore me, also. You're just such a grown up.

You got some nerve implying who is a grown up and who isn't, since it certainly isn't you.

"I got a secret, I got a secret! I won't tell you but I got a secret! And I'm gonna ramble about it in my profile, my signature and every thread on the whole board!!"

If Ari, and everyone else who refuses to verbally suck you off for your alleged wealth of knowledge, "bore" you, then why do you spend so much time playing "I'm gonna get the last word in!" every single time someone gets into a back-and-forth with you.

You have told Ari, Gideon, myself and I can't even count how many others that you "will not respond" and will "ignore" their posts... just what does that tell you? It should tell you that the fact that you keep having to try and strike the "let's ignore each other" deal might indicate that you just might be the one with the problem getting along here. I've never seen anyone else on this board interact that way with so many people at once, and the common denominator, sir, is you, not the rest of us.

You have no room to talk about other people not being grown up. No room at all.