YoungJRNY wrote:Does anyone see a trend over the past.....uh...... 13 years or so with these threads? It goes something like this:
#1- A loon posts an interview/snippet/paper clipping/writing on a Gatorade cap that "SMFP" is "working on a new album" and then proceeds to get excited. Not only that BUT MAKES IT KNOWN IN THEIR POST by writing in CAPS in some area's to magnify their excitement.
#2- More excitement is followed by other posters who pump their fist at the fact that BELIEVING is the key and puts "" after everything they say.
#3- The asshole comes in and shits on the parade, stating that we've been here, done this, and won't believe it until they either hear the new album blasted on the radio, or a single goes to "#1" on the charts.
#4- Bickering back and forth occurs about what the asshole has to say and that this time this news is "reliable" and "real."
#5- By this time, the talk starts up about people predicting how many pages this thread will go just because it has Steve Perry in the title.
#6- The well thought out reason on why Perry WILL and SHOULD put out this CD, mostly for the fans.
#7- The poster in #6 triggers the next poster to give make a post about how pissed off they are about how "SMFP" hasn't came out with anything recently and proceeds to pound their chest about how mad they are about it.
#8- Asshole #2 comes in and says it'll never happen, and get over it.
#9- More fighting over #8.
#10- Flame wars start to occur, and this triggers displeasure about the Augeri years and how it "just isn't the same.." and that "the magic isn't there.."
#11- The Soto loyalists come out of the wood work and vow that they've been thinking about what the band did to JSS and proceed that they are done with Journey all together.
#12- The poster of "Can't we all just get along" poster shows up
#13- It's starting to get personal, and people start calling out when Andrew will lock this thread.
#14- Deano makes his cameo and "mother fucks" a poor soul into oblivion.
#15- Arnel's accent is the reason why Journey won't go anywhere, and Friga is gay comments start to flush.
#16- There will be no other like Steve Perry, and his voice will forever live in infamy.
#17- Is a reunion tour possible?
#18- More flaming wars over the question in #17. There will be no more Journey with Perry because Neal is a midget who has too many girlfriends who divorce him.
#19- Andrew is only 2 hours away from getting up, so you better get things in before it's locked..
#20- Kevin Chalfant should of been the right choice for Perry's replacement in 1998
#21- I got screwed and cheated in 2005, and blame Augeri for ruining my life.
#22- Perry's new record will smash anything Journey has ever done.
#23-LOCKED
Oh, God...dude, I'm fucking hurting I laughed so hard. My poor sides! That was great and really not far from the truth.
