Deano, you are an incredible writer and have a huge imagination for anything..u need to write a book for men Titled:How Men get Revenge...It would be a best -seller..
Just decided to read this thread about 15 minutes ago..Best thread ever and the funniest..
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by Rockindeano » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:04 am
This bitch, named Michelle, was a keeper 
I knew she had made plans to go out with this guy named Darren. She worked at the Home Depot and I did too at the time. I knew she was giving goodlooking guys discounts and blow jobs too! So, I played it cool. Saturday night comes around. I overheard(well, picked up the "other" phone in the house), and heard her make plans to meet him at 8 at a Mexican restaraunt. So, at about 630P, she gets in the shower. I walk in and say, "Hey, I am bumping over to the bar to watch the game." She says all innocently, "Ok, baby, see you tonight." Bitch. She said she was going out to the movies with her girlfriends and would be home late. Uh huh . No problem I thought. "Okay, see you when you get home!" Haha. I went out of the house, and parked the car down the street. I ran back and went to the side of the house and could hear the shower still going. I peered through through the window and could actually see that she was still shampooed up...I went over and turned the water to the entire house off. Hahaha. I could hear her screaming..."What in the fuck is going on?! Goddammit, I paid the fuckin water bill! Where is my cell, I am gonna call that bastard!(me). She did too, but I luckily, I had it on vibrate, or she would have heard it ring outside the window! I walked around and kept listening...Oh if I only had a recorder, you would all love this...Anyway, she pops into the garage, I was almost caught standing flat footed...and she has the presence of mind to grab some bottled water out of the garage fridge. She walks back into the house. I immediately turn the water back on. Now this infuriated her. She put the water down and took her robe off and started to get back into the shower. What does she do? Yep. She starts shampooing again...Haha. Back off goes the water. Now I thought someone was going to die now. She flies out of the shower, and into the bedroom, screaming and cussing at anyone who could hear. My neighbour heard and I caught his attention and motioned to him to keep it down...and he was laughing his ass off. She went into the kitchen and was "watering down" her soapy hair with the bottled water. As soon as she was done, I turned the water on again. She about blew a gasket. This dumb bitch, never one to learn, goes back into the shower, which is spraying water out the door, because she flung the nozzle all over the place in her fury of rage, when it was off. I was laughing the entire time, and as she finally reached the nozzle and straightened it out, yup, I turned it off again!
She was hot. She wasted about an hour and half with this ordeal, and called her "date" and said she was too strung out to go anywhere. Why? Haha, I took her car keys and slid them under the dishwasher.....She couldn't start her car even if she wanted to.
Aww, I love this shit.
I knew she had made plans to go out with this guy named Darren. She worked at the Home Depot and I did too at the time. I knew she was giving goodlooking guys discounts and blow jobs too! So, I played it cool. Saturday night comes around. I overheard(well, picked up the "other" phone in the house), and heard her make plans to meet him at 8 at a Mexican restaraunt. So, at about 630P, she gets in the shower. I walk in and say, "Hey, I am bumping over to the bar to watch the game." She says all innocently, "Ok, baby, see you tonight." Bitch. She said she was going out to the movies with her girlfriends and would be home late. Uh huh
. No problem I thought. "Okay, see you when you get home!" Haha. I went out of the house, and parked the car down the street. I ran back and went to the side of the house and could hear the shower still going. I peered through through the window and could actually see that she was still shampooed up...I went over and turned the water to the entire house off. Hahaha. I could hear her screaming..."What in the fuck is going on?! Goddammit, I paid the fuckin water bill! Where is my cell, I am gonna call that bastard!(me). She did too, but I luckily, I had it on vibrate, or she would have heard it ring outside the window! I walked around and kept listening...Oh if I only had a recorder, you would all love this...Anyway, she pops into the garage, I was almost caught standing flat footed...and she has the presence of mind to grab some bottled water out of the garage fridge. She walks back into the house. I immediately turn the water back on. Now this infuriated her. She put the water down and took her robe off and started to get back into the shower. What does she do? Yep. She starts shampooing again...Haha. Back off goes the water. Now I thought someone was going to die now. She flies out of the shower, and into the bedroom, screaming and cussing at anyone who could hear. My neighbour heard and I caught his attention and motioned to him to keep it down...and he was laughing his ass off. She went into the kitchen and was "watering down" her soapy hair with the bottled water. As soon as she was done, I turned the water on again. She about blew a gasket. This dumb bitch, never one to learn, goes back into the shower, which is spraying water out the door, because she flung the nozzle all over the place in her fury of rage, when it was off. I was laughing the entire time, and as she finally reached the nozzle and straightened it out, yup, I turned it off again!
She was hot. She wasted about an hour and half with this ordeal, and called her "date" and said she was too strung out to go anywhere. Why? Haha, I took her car keys and slid them under the dishwasher.....She couldn't start her car even if she wanted to.
Aww, I love this shit.
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by LucyFurr » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:23 am
*Note to self........never date Deano*
Dont make me stick my pitchfork up your ass!
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by Rockindeano » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:36 am
Catherine wrote:*Note to self........never date Deano*
Haha....stop....I only hate cheaters. And republicans. And Loons.
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by LucyFurr » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:39 am
Well, I'm a republican, but not a loon and definately NOT a cheater!RockinDeano wrote:Catherine wrote:*Note to self........never date Deano*
Haha....stop....I only hate cheaters. And republicans. And Loons.
Dont make me stick my pitchfork up your ass!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctNJ0RY2cC8 JSS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctNJ0RY2cC8 JSS
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by Rockindeano » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:42 am
You actually admit you're a republican publicly? How embarrassing. Congratulations on your party making America a joke.
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by LucyFurr » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:44 am
well shit fire! My Oklahoma roots are starting to show!!RockinDeano wrote:definitely, NOT definately.
Dont make me stick my pitchfork up your ass!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctNJ0RY2cC8 JSS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctNJ0RY2cC8 JSS
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by LucyFurr » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:46 am
Honestly, if I could vote for Ross Perot again, I would...and I am so embarrassed by Bush that I'm willing to vote for a black guy. OOPS...now my KKK roots are showingRockinDeano wrote:You actually admit you're a republican publicly? How embarrassing. Congratulations on your party making America a joke.
Dont make me stick my pitchfork up your ass!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctNJ0RY2cC8 JSS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctNJ0RY2cC8 JSS
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by Rockindeano » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:46 am
Catherine wrote:well shit fire! My Oklahoma roots are starting to show!!RockinDeano wrote:definitely, NOT definately.
You mean your republican upbringing. Dumb twats. Led by that moron W....How embarrassing.
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by larryfromnextdoor » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:48 am
RockinDeano wrote:.
ok bubby,, tell the truth , with all these antics that you have done,, you had to have had some of it pulled on you man,, you know , the guy that drank urine out of a gatorade bottle or something,, ...... fess up man!
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by larryfromnextdoor » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:50 am
Catherine wrote:Honestly, if I could vote for Ross Perot again, I would...and I am so embarrassed by Bush that I'm willing to vote for a black guy. OOPS...now my KKK roots are showingRockinDeano wrote:You actually admit you're a republican publicly? How embarrassing. Congratulations on your party making America a joke.
i used to tune in to ross perot on tv just for the cool charts.. man that guy was entertaining , and a killer business man at the time..
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by Rockindeano » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:50 am
LarryFromNextDoor wrote:RockinDeano wrote:.
ok bubby,, tell the truth , with all these antics that you have done,, you had to have had some of it pulled on you man,, you know , the guy that drank urine out of a gatorade bottle or something,, ...... fess up man!
I had Tobasco dumped on Big Jim and the Twins while I was passed out. That fuckin hurt dude.
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by larryfromnextdoor » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:56 am
RockinDeano wrote:LarryFromNextDoor wrote:RockinDeano wrote:.
ok bubby,, tell the truth , with all these antics that you have done,, you had to have had some of it pulled on you man,, you know , the guy that drank urine out of a gatorade bottle or something,, ...... fess up man!
I had Tobasco dumped on Big Jim and the Twins while I was passed out. That fuckin hurt dude.
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Re: OT: Rant Sorry...but here we go...
by Crazie Scarab » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:20 pm
Escape79 wrote:she's a lying skanky cuntrag
I'd just as soon forget about a woman like that - like yesterday! What is this? A group therapy forum?
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by Lula » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:06 pm
bufordt9 wrote:Deano, you are an incredible writer and have a huge imagination for anything..u need to write a book for men Titled:How Men get Revenge...It would be a best -seller..
Just decided to read this thread about 15 minutes ago..Best thread ever and the funniest..
All of you guys are great..
Gotta agree with you, Carol. Very funny indeed. I'm calling you tomorrow.... long time.
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Hold you in the palm of his hand.
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by Deb » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:10 pm
Lula wrote:bufordt9 wrote:Deano, you are an incredible writer and have a huge imagination for anything..u need to write a book for men Titled:How Men get Revenge...It would be a best -seller..
Just decided to read this thread about 15 minutes ago..Best thread ever and the funniest..
All of you guys are great..
Gotta agree with you, Carol. Very funny indeed. I'm calling you tomorrow.... long time.
(Dean is not available for dating, no matter how much I'm offered
LOL, he's all yours Lu. You guys are too damn cute of a couple.
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by Liam » Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:50 am
RockinDeano wrote:Liam, give me her phone number. I am going to call her and tape it.
I have a plan....
After reading all these stories...I'm kinda afraid to give her number out to ya, dude.
BTW...I'm REALLY glad I started this thread now.
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by Rockindeano » Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:32 am
Trust me, I will make her drop to her knees and plea for forgiveness.
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by Ms_M » Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:09 am
Escape79 wrote:RockinDeano wrote:Trust me, I will make her drop to her knees and plea for forgiveness.
Well...in THAT case....
Did you give him the number?? Can't wait to hear how THAT goes... LOL!
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by FormerJrnyFan » Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:13 am
... or he could give me her number!Ms_M wrote:Escape79 wrote:RockinDeano wrote:Trust me, I will make her drop to her knees and plea for forgiveness.
Well...in THAT case....
Did you give him the number?? Can't wait to hear how THAT goes... LOL!
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by Deb » Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:22 am
JGal wrote:... or he could give me her number!Ms_M wrote:Escape79 wrote:RockinDeano wrote:Trust me, I will make her drop to her knees and plea for forgiveness.
Well...in THAT case....
Did you give him the number?? Can't wait to hear how THAT goes... LOL!
LOL, go get em killer!
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by FormerJrnyFan » Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:26 am
This could have been resolved months ago!strungout wrote:JGal wrote:... or he could give me her number!Ms_M wrote:Escape79 wrote:RockinDeano wrote:Trust me, I will make her drop to her knees and plea for forgiveness.
Well...in THAT case....
Did you give him the number?? Can't wait to hear how THAT goes... LOL!
LOL, go get em killer!
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