The OT thread about nothing...Adults only!!!

[G.I.Jim]

Hey everyone, I just read Laura's thread and I think this is a good idea. Anyone can jump on this thread and talk about non-journey, sexual, fantasy, animal sex, popcorn, sexual popcorn, tuna tacos, erections, whatever!!! So who's first? I don't have an erection at the moment...

Try Pornhub.com! That might help ya out Jimmy Boy!!
I dont knowwww, Im just sayin!!! lmfao

I checked out jizzhut today , gooddddddddddd site

Have you found redtube yet?

is this a joke?

no
go to redtube dot com

Ok. Im gonna go to that site, and if I catch a virus on my computer Im gonna kick your ass!!!

Why don't you just admit you have an adiction to porn? It's no big deal, REALLY!

Is that what XTUBE is ?? Im glad I didnt go there my wife is in the room!!

What you talking about Willis?

[steveo777]

Hey everyone, I just read Laura's thread and I think this is a good idea. Anyone can jump on this thread and talk about non-journey, sexual, fantasy, animal sex, popcorn, sexual popcorn, tuna tacos, erections, whatever!!! So who's first? I don't have an erection at the moment...

Try Pornhub.com! That might help ya out Jimmy Boy!!
I dont knowwww, Im just sayin!!! lmfao

I checked out jizzhut today , gooddddddddddd site

Have you found redtube yet?

is this a joke?

no
go to redtube dot com

Ok. Im gonna go to that site, and if I catch a virus on my computer Im gonna kick your ass!!!

Why don't you just admit you have an adiction to porn? It's no big deal, REALLY!

Is that what XTUBE is ?? Im glad I didnt go there my wife is in the room!!

Why, what's wrong with your wife?

[KDOUBLEU]

Hey everyone, I just read Laura's thread and I think this is a good idea. Anyone can jump on this thread and talk about non-journey, sexual, fantasy, animal sex, popcorn, sexual popcorn, tuna tacos, erections, whatever!!! So who's first? I don't have an erection at the moment...

Try Pornhub.com! That might help ya out Jimmy Boy!!
I dont knowwww, Im just sayin!!! lmfao

I checked out jizzhut today , gooddddddddddd site

Have you found redtube yet?

is this a joke?

no
go to redtube dot com

Ok. Im gonna go to that site, and if I catch a virus on my computer Im gonna kick your ass!!!

Why don't you just admit you have an adiction to porn? It's no big deal, REALLY!

Is that what XTUBE is ?? Im glad I didnt go there my wife is in the room!!

What you talking about Willis?

XTUBE XTUBE WHAT IS IT????

[JasonD]

It's beer thirty!!! I just got done laying another pallet of sod out in the yard tonight, and I'm hot, sweaty (yep... got some ball sweat going). I just sat down and cracked open a beer, and it's so relaxing! I've been working like a mad man on this yard for the last 2 years, and it is looking so awesome!!! The tree nursery delivered some trees for me earlier this year, and asked me if I'd work for them when I retire after seeing my yard. He said my yard looked like it had been landscaped by the best!:lol: I just do it as a hobby, and I just take a lot of pride in my yard.

So how bout them erections!

LOL! That post makes you sound like a flaming homo!

Enjoy your erections!

You want to check out my man meat popsicle don't you? Sorry buddy, you'll have to go talk to Jason about that. I'm going to send him a list of your shows so he can let you play his skin-flute!

LOL!

I don't know who Jason is! Is he a faggot??

I hate that word, but yes.

That was kind of rude. What do you prefer?

Absolutely any word except that word. My dad disowned me when he found out I'm bisexual/gay. That's the word he calls me all the time. He said he's not gonna have a faggot for a son. When I was in a heterosexual relationship with my daughter's mother he accepted me again b/c he thought I was cured of my disease. When my then-girlfriend got pregnant he was elated b/c he always wanted a grandson to carry on the family name. The whole family was gathered at the hospital on the day my daughter Emily was born. I was beaming with pride & thrilled beyond belief. I was allowed to cut the umbilical cord. It was the best day of my life until we were all in the hallway discussing my daughter & my dad first heard she wasn't a boy. Right in front of everyone when I was happier than I've ever been in my life, he slapped me & called me a faggot & said I couldn't even get that right... meaning, give him a grandson.

Look, I get it. Homosexuality is an uncomfortable subject for most people. I'm very understanding of that. I can take the jokes. It really doesn't bother me. You guys can call me almost whatever you want, just please don't use that word.

Okay --- I didn't mean to get all serious on you all. You may resume your regular banter. Erections? Porn? The two go hand-in-hand.

[G.I.Jim]

Hey everyone, I just read Laura's thread and I think this is a good idea. Anyone can jump on this thread and talk about non-journey, sexual, fantasy, animal sex, popcorn, sexual popcorn, tuna tacos, erections, whatever!!! So who's first? I don't have an erection at the moment...

Try Pornhub.com! That might help ya out Jimmy Boy!!
I dont knowwww, Im just sayin!!! lmfao

I checked out jizzhut today , gooddddddddddd site

Have you found redtube yet?

is this a joke?

no
go to redtube dot com

Ok. Im gonna go to that site, and if I catch a virus on my computer Im gonna kick your ass!!!

Why don't you just admit you have an adiction to porn? It's no big deal, REALLY!

Is that what XTUBE is ?? Im glad I didnt go there my wife is in the room!!

What you talking about Willis?

XTUBE XTUBE WHAT IS IT????

I never said anything about Xtube! I don't know what you're talking about. Did your wife slip something in your drink? I hate it when mine does that!

[steveo777]

It's beer thirty!!! I just got done laying another pallet of sod out in the yard tonight, and I'm hot, sweaty (yep... got some ball sweat going). I just sat down and cracked open a beer, and it's so relaxing! I've been working like a mad man on this yard for the last 2 years, and it is looking so awesome!!! The tree nursery delivered some trees for me earlier this year, and asked me if I'd work for them when I retire after seeing my yard. He said my yard looked like it had been landscaped by the best!:lol: I just do it as a hobby, and I just take a lot of pride in my yard.

So how bout them erections!

LOL! That post makes you sound like a flaming homo!

Enjoy your erections!

You want to check out my man meat popsicle don't you? Sorry buddy, you'll have to go talk to Jason about that. I'm going to send him a list of your shows so he can let you play his skin-flute!

LOL!

I don't know who Jason is! Is he a faggot??

I hate that word, but yes.

That was kind of rude. What do you prefer?

Absolutely any word except that word. My dad disowned me when he found out I'm bisexual/gay. That's the word he calls me all the time. He said he's not gonna have a faggot for a son. When I was in a heterosexual relationship with my daughter's mother he accepted me again b/c he thought I was cured of my disease. When my then-girlfriend got pregnant he was elated b/c he always wanted a grandson to carry on the family name. The whole family was gathered at the hospital on the day my daughter Emily was born. I was beaming with pride & thrilled beyond belief. I was allowed to cut the umbilical cord. It was the best day of my life until we were all in the hallway discussing my daughter & my dad first heard she wasn't a boy. Right in front of everyone when I was happier than I've ever been in my life, he slapped me & called me a faggot & said I couldn't even get that right... meaning, give him a grandson.

Look, I get it. Homosexuality is an uncomfortable subject for most people. I'm very understanding of that. I can take the jokes. It really doesn't bother me. You guys can call me almost whatever you want, just please don't use that word.

Okay --- I didn't mean to get all serious on you all. You may resume your regular banter. Erections? Porn? The two go hand-in-hand.

Jason, I think most peeps here are pretty open minded and you won't find many homophobes here. I agree, if that word offends you it should not be used.

[Jeremey]

It's beer thirty!!! I just got done laying another pallet of sod out in the yard tonight, and I'm hot, sweaty (yep... got some ball sweat going). I just sat down and cracked open a beer, and it's so relaxing! I've been working like a mad man on this yard for the last 2 years, and it is looking so awesome!!! The tree nursery delivered some trees for me earlier this year, and asked me if I'd work for them when I retire after seeing my yard. He said my yard looked like it had been landscaped by the best!:lol: I just do it as a hobby, and I just take a lot of pride in my yard.

So how bout them erections!

LOL! That post makes you sound like a flaming homo!

Enjoy your erections!

You want to check out my man meat popsicle don't you? Sorry buddy, you'll have to go talk to Jason about that. I'm going to send him a list of your shows so he can let you play his skin-flute!

LOL!

I don't know who Jason is! Is he a faggot??

I hate that word, but yes.

That was kind of rude. What do you prefer?

Absolutely any word except that word. My dad disowned me when he found out I'm bisexual/gay. That's the word he calls me all the time. He said he's not gonna have a faggot for a son. When I was in a heterosexual relationship with my daughter's mother he accepted me again b/c he thought I was cured of my disease. When my then-girlfriend got pregnant he was elated b/c he always wanted a grandson to carry on the family name. The whole family was gathered at the hospital on the day my daughter Emily was born. I was beaming with pride & thrilled beyond belief. I was allowed to cut the umbilical cord. It was the best day of my life until we were all in the hallway discussing my daughter & my dad first heard she wasn't a boy. Right in front of everyone when I was happier than I've ever been in my life, he slapped me & called me a faggot & said I couldn't even get that right... meaning, give him a grandson.

Look, I get it. Homosexuality is an uncomfortable subject for most people. I'm very understanding of that. I can take the jokes. It really doesn't bother me. You guys can call me almost whatever you want, just please don't use that word.

Okay --- I didn't mean to get all serious on you all. You may resume your regular banter. Erections? Porn? The two go hand-in-hand.

That's harsh!

[Don]

When sushi and even redwings are off the menu, XTube is the place to go.

[KDOUBLEU]

It's beer thirty!!! I just got done laying another pallet of sod out in the yard tonight, and I'm hot, sweaty (yep... got some ball sweat going). I just sat down and cracked open a beer, and it's so relaxing! I've been working like a mad man on this yard for the last 2 years, and it is looking so awesome!!! The tree nursery delivered some trees for me earlier this year, and asked me if I'd work for them when I retire after seeing my yard. He said my yard looked like it had been landscaped by the best!:lol: I just do it as a hobby, and I just take a lot of pride in my yard.

So how bout them erections!

LOL! That post makes you sound like a flaming homo!

Enjoy your erections!

You want to check out my man meat popsicle don't you? Sorry buddy, you'll have to go talk to Jason about that. I'm going to send him a list of your shows so he can let you play his skin-flute!

LOL!

I don't know who Jason is! Is he a faggot??

I hate that word, but yes.

That was kind of rude. What do you prefer?

Absolutely any word except that word. My dad disowned me when he found out I'm bisexual/gay. That's the word he calls me all the time. He said he's not gonna have a faggot for a son. When I was in a heterosexual relationship with my daughter's mother he accepted me again b/c he thought I was cured of my disease. When my then-girlfriend got pregnant he was elated b/c he always wanted a grandson to carry on the family name. The whole family was gathered at the hospital on the day my daughter Emily was born. I was beaming with pride & thrilled beyond belief. I was allowed to cut the umbilical cord. It was the best day of my life until we were all in the hallway discussing my daughter & my dad first heard she wasn't a boy. Right in front of everyone when I was happier than I've ever been in my life, he slapped me & called me a faggot & said I couldn't even get that right... meaning, give him a grandson.

Look, I get it. Homosexuality is an uncomfortable subject for most people. I'm very understanding of that. I can take the jokes. It really doesn't bother me. You guys can call me almost whatever you want, just please don't use that word.

Okay --- I didn't mean to get all serious on you all. You may resume your regular banter. Erections? Porn? The two go hand-in-hand.

Geez Jason that sucks. Im afraid my Dad would have done the same to me in the same situation You right it is uncomfortable at time I for one will try to be careful not to offend you.

[PDiddy75]

Dam, did this thread get all KINDS of twisted and crazy....but Im lovin it!!

Gonna be a long night, I can see that already! =]

[KDOUBLEU]

Hey everyone, I just read Laura's thread and I think this is a good idea. Anyone can jump on this thread and talk about non-journey, sexual, fantasy, animal sex, popcorn, sexual popcorn, tuna tacos, erections, whatever!!! So who's first? I don't have an erection at the moment...

Try Pornhub.com! That might help ya out Jimmy Boy!!
I dont knowwww, Im just sayin!!! lmfao

I checked out jizzhut today , gooddddddddddd site

Have you found redtube yet?

is this a joke?

no
go to redtube dot com

Ok. Im gonna go to that site, and if I catch a virus on my computer Im gonna kick your ass!!!

Why don't you just admit you have an adiction to porn? It's no big deal, REALLY!

Is that what XTUBE is ?? Im glad I didnt go there my wife is in the room!!

What you talking about Willis?

XTUBE XTUBE WHAT IS IT????

I never said anything about Xtube! I don't know what you're talking about. Did your wife slip something in your drink? I hate it when mine does that!

She must have no more beer for me tonight! Im starting to imagine things!

[Babyblue]

It's beer thirty!!! I just got done laying another pallet of sod out in the yard tonight, and I'm hot, sweaty (yep... got some ball sweat going). I just sat down and cracked open a beer, and it's so relaxing! I've been working like a mad man on this yard for the last 2 years, and it is looking so awesome!!! The tree nursery delivered some trees for me earlier this year, and asked me if I'd work for them when I retire after seeing my yard. He said my yard looked like it had been landscaped by the best!:lol: I just do it as a hobby, and I just take a lot of pride in my yard.

So how bout them erections!

LOL! That post makes you sound like a flaming homo!

Enjoy your erections!

You want to check out my man meat popsicle don't you? Sorry buddy, you'll have to go talk to Jason about that. I'm going to send him a list of your shows so he can let you play his skin-flute!

LOL!

I don't know who Jason is! Is he a faggot??

I hate that word, but yes.

That was kind of rude. What do you prefer?

Absolutely any word except that word. My dad disowned me when he found out I'm bisexual/gay. That's the word he calls me all the time. He said he's not gonna have a faggot for a son. When I was in a heterosexual relationship with my daughter's mother he accepted me again b/c he thought I was cured of my disease. When my then-girlfriend got pregnant he was elated b/c he always wanted a grandson to carry on the family name. The whole family was gathered at the hospital on the day my daughter Emily was born. I was beaming with pride & thrilled beyond belief. I was allowed to cut the umbilical cord. It was the best day of my life until we were all in the hallway discussing my daughter & my dad first heard she wasn't a boy. Right in front of everyone when I was happier than I've ever been in my life, he slapped me & called me a faggot & said I couldn't even get that right... meaning, give him a grandson.

Look, I get it. Homosexuality is an uncomfortable subject for most people. I'm very understanding of that. I can take the jokes. It really doesn't bother me. You guys can call me almost whatever you want, just please don't use that word.

Okay --- I didn't mean to get all serious on you all. You may resume your regular banter. Erections? Porn? The two go hand-in-hand.

Jason, you did not have to do this hon.Your dad is so wrong about you hon.You are so sweet and caring never for get that.I pray that he will come around one day and be proud of you.

[G.I.Jim]

It's beer thirty!!! I just got done laying another pallet of sod out in the yard tonight, and I'm hot, sweaty (yep... got some ball sweat going). I just sat down and cracked open a beer, and it's so relaxing! I've been working like a mad man on this yard for the last 2 years, and it is looking so awesome!!! The tree nursery delivered some trees for me earlier this year, and asked me if I'd work for them when I retire after seeing my yard. He said my yard looked like it had been landscaped by the best!:lol: I just do it as a hobby, and I just take a lot of pride in my yard.

So how bout them erections!

LOL! That post makes you sound like a flaming homo!

Enjoy your erections!

You want to check out my man meat popsicle don't you? Sorry buddy, you'll have to go talk to Jason about that. I'm going to send him a list of your shows so he can let you play his skin-flute!

LOL!

I don't know who Jason is! Is he a faggot??

I hate that word, but yes.

That was kind of rude. What do you prefer?

Absolutely any word except that word. My dad disowned me when he found out I'm bisexual/gay. That's the word he calls me all the time. He said he's not gonna have a faggot for a son. When I was in a heterosexual relationship with my daughter's mother he accepted me again b/c he thought I was cured of my disease. When my then-girlfriend got pregnant he was elated b/c he always wanted a grandson to carry on the family name. The whole family was gathered at the hospital on the day my daughter Emily was born. I was beaming with pride & thrilled beyond belief. I was allowed to cut the umbilical cord. It was the best day of my life until we were all in the hallway discussing my daughter & my dad first heard she wasn't a boy. Right in front of everyone when I was happier than I've ever been in my life, he slapped me & called me a faggot & said I couldn't even get that right... meaning, give him a grandson.

Look, I get it. Homosexuality is an uncomfortable subject for most people. I'm very understanding of that. I can take the jokes. It really doesn't bother me. You guys can call me almost whatever you want, just please don't use that word.

Okay --- I didn't mean to get all serious on you all. You may resume your regular banter. Erections? Porn? The two go hand-in-hand.

Jason, I can't say that I know what you've gone through, but I wouldn't wish that on anybody. Your dad is an extreme asshole! I would distance myself from him if I were you. You can't chose what sex a child is going to be, and if he's like that... fuck him. I wouldn't even let him see you or the child. You're better off without him. I know that sounds harsh, but regardless of how you are sexually... that's none of his business. Not only that, but a father's love should be unconditional. Would I like it if my son turned out to be gay? No, but I would still love him and treat him like a son.

Sorry, but I just had to post that. Now lets get back to PARTY mode! P-A-R-T-Why? 'cause I GOTTA!

[steveo777]

Oh my! I'm sitting in my office right now and these two hot mexican chicks with short shorts on just walked by. Now my neck hurts!

[KDOUBLEU]

Oh my! I'm sitting in my office right now and these two hot mexican chicks with short shorts on just walked by. Now my neck hurts!

[DrFU]

[Absolutely any word except that word. My dad disowned me when he found out I'm bisexual/gay. That's the word he calls me all the time. He said he's not gonna have a faggot for a son. When I was in a heterosexual relationship with my daughter's mother he accepted me again b/c he thought I was cured of my disease. When my then-girlfriend got pregnant he was elated b/c he always wanted a grandson to carry on the family name. The whole family was gathered at the hospital on the day my daughter Emily was born. I was beaming with pride & thrilled beyond belief. I was allowed to cut the umbilical cord. It was the best day of my life until we were all in the hallway discussing my daughter & my dad first heard she wasn't a boy. Right in front of everyone when I was happier than I've ever been in my life, he slapped me & called me a faggot & said I couldn't even get that right... meaning, give him a grandson.

Look, I get it. Homosexuality is an uncomfortable subject for most people. I'm very understanding of that. I can take the jokes. It really doesn't bother me. You guys can call me almost whatever you want, just please don't use that word.

Consider yourself hugged by a fellow member of the piece-of-shit-for-a-dad club. Best revenge I know is to love the hell out of your own kids and to make sure they know it.

[Babyblue]

It's beer thirty!!! I just got done laying another pallet of sod out in the yard tonight, and I'm hot, sweaty (yep... got some ball sweat going). I just sat down and cracked open a beer, and it's so relaxing! I've been working like a mad man on this yard for the last 2 years, and it is looking so awesome!!! The tree nursery delivered some trees for me earlier this year, and asked me if I'd work for them when I retire after seeing my yard. He said my yard looked like it had been landscaped by the best!:lol: I just do it as a hobby, and I just take a lot of pride in my yard.

So how bout them erections!

LOL! That post makes you sound like a flaming homo!

Enjoy your erections!

You want to check out my man meat popsicle don't you? Sorry buddy, you'll have to go talk to Jason about that. I'm going to send him a list of your shows so he can let you play his skin-flute!

LOL!

I don't know who Jason is! Is he a faggot??

I hate that word, but yes.

That was kind of rude. What do you prefer?

Absolutely any word except that word. My dad disowned me when he found out I'm bisexual/gay. That's the word he calls me all the time. He said he's not gonna have a faggot for a son. When I was in a heterosexual relationship with my daughter's mother he accepted me again b/c he thought I was cured of my disease. When my then-girlfriend got pregnant he was elated b/c he always wanted a grandson to carry on the family name. The whole family was gathered at the hospital on the day my daughter Emily was born. I was beaming with pride & thrilled beyond belief. I was allowed to cut the umbilical cord. It was the best day of my life until we were all in the hallway discussing my daughter & my dad first heard she wasn't a boy. Right in front of everyone when I was happier than I've ever been in my life, he slapped me & called me a faggot & said I couldn't even get that right... meaning, give him a grandson.

Look, I get it. Homosexuality is an uncomfortable subject for most people. I'm very understanding of that. I can take the jokes. It really doesn't bother me. You guys can call me almost whatever you want, just please don't use that word.

Okay --- I didn't mean to get all serious on you all. You may resume your regular banter. Erections? Porn? The two go hand-in-hand.

Jason, I can't say that I know what you've gone through, but I wouldn't wish that on anybody. Your dad is an extreme asshole! I would distance myself from him if I were you. You can't chose what sex a child is going to be, and if he's like that... fuck him. I wouldn't even let him see you or the child. You're better off without him. I know that sounds harsh, but regardless of how you are sexually... that's none of his business. Not only that, but a father's love should be unconditional. Would I like it if my son turned out to be gay? No, but I would still love him and treat him like a son.

Sorry, but I just had to post that. Now lets get back to PARTY mode! P-A-R-T-Why? 'cause I GOTTA!

Thank You Jim.That is what he needed to hear right now.

[KDOUBLEU]

HEY WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO...........................................

[G.I.Jim]

HEY WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO...........................................

I'm here!

[portland]

[Absolutely any word except that word. My dad disowned me when he found out I'm bisexual/gay. That's the word he calls me all the time. He said he's not gonna have a faggot for a son. When I was in a heterosexual relationship with my daughter's mother he accepted me again b/c he thought I was cured of my disease. When my then-girlfriend got pregnant he was elated b/c he always wanted a grandson to carry on the family name. The whole family was gathered at the hospital on the day my daughter Emily was born. I was beaming with pride & thrilled beyond belief. I was allowed to cut the umbilical cord. It was the best day of my life until we were all in the hallway discussing my daughter & my dad first heard she wasn't a boy. Right in front of everyone when I was happier than I've ever been in my life, he slapped me & called me a faggot & said I couldn't even get that right... meaning, give him a grandson.

Look, I get it. Homosexuality is an uncomfortable subject for most people. I'm very understanding of that. I can take the jokes. It really doesn't bother me. You guys can call me almost whatever you want, just please don't use that word.

Consider yourself hugged by a fellow member of the piece-of-shit-for-a-dad club. Best revenge I know is to love the hell out of your own kids and to make sure they know it.

I totally agree as I am in the club as well and I love my kids to death!!! and they will NEVER have to deal with what I did!

[JasonD]

HEY WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO...........................................

My guess is they all went over to the porn sites people posted earlier. You know.... for "research" purposes.

[Andrew]

With respect to all - we already have one Adults Only thread. That will suffice.