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brandonpfn wrote:Yeah..Minnesota huh? wft... I dunno
brandonpfn wrote:Yeah..Minnesota huh? wft... I dunno - the guy's been all around the world and the states...maybe a change is good - but to leave SF, or California for that matter...hmm...also - $300,000 in the hole? Ouch!!, that ain't good...also knockin' Eric Clapton...wow...(and after participating in the Cross-Roads thing...) ahh well, at least he's honest....
Personally, I'd like a solo album heavier (about ten times), than the last outing (IonU). He can take his time though....To quote Tenacious D "You can't manufacture Inspirado!"
The_Noble_Cause wrote:Dude, I just looked at the poll tracker and it shows someone just casted a vote for Neal to hang it up for good and become a grizzled sea captain.
Was that u?
What the hell are u thinking?
Jeremey wrote:Who in the goddamned hell retires in Minnesota? Neal will break his hip within weeks of relocating! Of course this will only set up the inevitable phone call:
Perry: "Hello?"
Schon: "Steve....Hey, it's Neal...How's it hangin'?"
Perry: "Neal! What's up, man? I was just thinking of you the other day when I was eating a big bowl of rigatoni, and I thought, you know who likes a big bowl of rigatoni? Neal...Neal Schon...I should call that sumbitch up some time! And then, BAM! Out of the blue, my phone rings and lo and behold!"
Schon: "Yeah....Funny how things work out, huh?"
Perry: "Wierd, man....Very....I don't know...karmic, maybe, in a cobalt blue kind of way?"
Schon: "Yeah whatever, dude....Listen......I've been meaning to talk to you...about that hip thing?"
Perry: "Yeah, yeah, I figured you'd bring that up...."
Schon: "Well listen, Steve....It's um, it's happened again. And this time...It's happened to me. Not in a million fuckin' years, man --"
Perry: "No shit! So it finally happened to you too, huh? How's that workin' out for ya, man?"
Schon: "Not too good, man. It's this fuckin' Minnesota weather. I mean, what the fuck was I thinkin? I'd hang out with Jimmy Jam and Prince and do some ice fishin,' but this is BULLshit!"
Perry: "Yeah...My hip hurts all the time now. I wish I could tour, but...you don't know the half of it."
Schon: "Steve...I didn't believe you, man. But now....Hang on...Amber? Amber, honey, will you pick up some apricots from Wal Mart? Okay, sorry bout that Steve...Where was I?"
Anyway.....You get the picture. I could go on.
Jeremey wrote:Who in the goddamned hell retires in Minnesota? Neal will break his hip within weeks of relocating! Of course this will only set up the inevitable phone call:
Perry: "Hello?"
Schon: "Steve....Hey, it's Neal...How's it hangin'?"
Perry: "Neal! What's up, man? I was just thinking of you the other day when I was eating a big bowl of rigatoni, and I thought, you know who likes a big bowl of rigatoni? Neal...Neal Schon...I should call that sumbitch up some time! And then, BAM! Out of the blue, my phone rings and lo and behold!"
Schon: "Yeah....Funny how things work out, huh?"
Perry: "Wierd, man....Very....I don't know...karmic, maybe, in a cobalt blue kind of way?"
Schon: "Yeah whatever, dude....Listen......I've been meaning to talk to you...about that hip thing?"
Perry: "Yeah, yeah, I figured you'd bring that up...."
Schon: "Well listen, Steve....It's um, it's happened again. And this time...It's happened to me. Not in a million fuckin' years, man --"
Perry: "No shit! So it finally happened to you too, huh? How's that workin' out for ya, man?"
Schon: "Not too good, man. It's this fuckin' Minnesota weather. I mean, what the fuck was I thinkin? I'd hang out with Jimmy Jam and Prince and do some ice fishin,' but this is BULLshit!"
Perry: "Yeah...My hip hurts all the time now. I wish I could tour, but...you don't know the half of it."
Schon: "Steve...I didn't believe you, man. But now....Hang on...Amber? Amber, honey, will you pick up some apricots from Wal Mart? Okay, sorry bout that Steve...Where was I?"
Anyway.....You get the picture. I could go on.
Shadowsong wrote:Jeremey wrote:Who in the goddamned hell retires in Minnesota? Neal will break his hip within weeks of relocating! Of course this will only set up the inevitable phone call:
Perry: "Hello?"
Schon: "Steve....Hey, it's Neal...How's it hangin'?"
Perry: "Neal! What's up, man? I was just thinking of you the other day when I was eating a big bowl of rigatoni, and I thought, you know who likes a big bowl of rigatoni? Neal...Neal Schon...I should call that sumbitch up some time! And then, BAM! Out of the blue, my phone rings and lo and behold!"
Schon: "Yeah....Funny how things work out, huh?"
Perry: "Wierd, man....Very....I don't know...karmic, maybe, in a cobalt blue kind of way?"
Schon: "Yeah whatever, dude....Listen......I've been meaning to talk to you...about that hip thing?"
Perry: "Yeah, yeah, I figured you'd bring that up...."
Schon: "Well listen, Steve....It's um, it's happened again. And this time...It's happened to me. Not in a million fuckin' years, man --"
Perry: "No shit! So it finally happened to you too, huh? How's that workin' out for ya, man?"
Schon: "Not too good, man. It's this fuckin' Minnesota weather. I mean, what the fuck was I thinkin? I'd hang out with Jimmy Jam and Prince and do some ice fishin,' but this is BULLshit!"
Perry: "Yeah...My hip hurts all the time now. I wish I could tour, but...you don't know the half of it."
Schon: "Steve...I didn't believe you, man. But now....Hang on...Amber? Amber, honey, will you pick up some apricots from Wal Mart? Okay, sorry bout that Steve...Where was I?"
Anyway.....You get the picture. I could go on.
Neal: Hey Steve, why don;t you fly out to Minni and spend Christmas with us.
Steve: What are you freakin out of your mind if I wanted to have icecles on my balls I'd sign up for Cryonetics
No Thanks Man, California is a littlebit of heaven...
LOL
I enjoyed that
Thanks
The_Noble_Cause wrote:
Where Jeremy's was seriously funny, yours, on the other hand, was just seriously homosexual.
Thumbs down for me.
Shadowsong wrote:Seriously, does everything you say have to begin or end with
piss, shit, gay, ass or homosexual?
Angiekay wrote:Jeremey wrote:Who in the goddamned hell retires in Minnesota?
Somebody who's wife was born and raised in the greatest state ever.![]()
Shadowsong wrote:Angiekay wrote:Jeremey wrote:Who in the goddamned hell retires in Minnesota?
Somebody who's wife was born and raised in the greatest state ever.![]()
Home is where the heart is
and when you got a warm love by your side
It matters not where you are or are not
Red13JoePa wrote:They obviosly need these holidays off once the Gens. tour wraps.
Shadowsong wrote:I just have to wonder why Neal can't be satisfied with an amazing band like Journey and he devotes alot of his ideas to SS to quell his musical passions.
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Abitaman wrote:A shame too, he should do something really out there 2 or 3 songs a cd. That is what made Frontiers stand out.-ERIC
Jeremey wrote:Who in the goddamned hell retires in Minnesota? Neal will break his hip within weeks of relocating! Of course this will only set up the inevitable phone call:
Perry: "Hello?"
Schon: "Steve....Hey, it's Neal...How's it hangin'?"
Perry: "Neal! What's up, man? I was just thinking of you the other day when I was eating a big bowl of rigatoni, and I thought, you know who likes a big bowl of rigatoni? Neal...Neal Schon...I should call that sumbitch up some time! And then, BAM! Out of the blue, my phone rings and lo and behold!"
Schon: "Yeah....Funny how things work out, huh?"
Perry: "Wierd, man....Very....I don't know...karmic, maybe, in a cobalt blue kind of way?"
Schon: "Yeah whatever, dude....Listen......I've been meaning to talk to you...about that hip thing?"
Perry: "Yeah, yeah, I figured you'd bring that up...."
Schon: "Well listen, Steve....It's um, it's happened again. And this time...It's happened to me. Not in a million fuckin' years, man --"
Perry: "No shit! So it finally happened to you too, huh? How's that workin' out for ya, man?"
Schon: "Not too good, man. It's this fuckin' Minnesota weather. I mean, what the fuck was I thinkin? I'd hang out with Jimmy Jam and Prince and do some ice fishin,' but this is BULLshit!"
Perry: "Yeah...My hip hurts all the time now. I wish I could tour, but...you don't know the half of it."
Schon: "Steve...I didn't believe you, man. But now....Hang on...Amber? Amber, honey, will you pick up some apricots from Wal Mart? Okay, sorry bout that Steve...Where was I?"
Anyway.....You get the picture. I could go on.
ohsherrie wrote:I haven't had a chance to read the interview that the debt thing came from. I guess I need to look that up.
Jeremey wrote:Greggie wrote:Aside from the language, that's pretty funny stuff Jeremey!
But that is how they talk! I never use 4 letter words, but you've got to be able to create realistic dialogue in creative writing!
jrnyman28 wrote:Shadowsong,
Have you HEARD Perry talk with the guys before? He has got one heckuva "potty mouth"!!
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