MR

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:27 am**

Every Valentine's Day, guys roll their eyes, because we HAVE to go buy that box of chocolate that is going to add on even more lbs to the girlfriend or the wifey, and if you're lucky, she might put the lingerie on you bought her, and you might even get some(But I wouldn't count on it.)

Every Valentine's Day, something says "alright, today we might get sex!" However, it generally just ends up costing us more bank for some flowers that will inevitabely die, a stupid glass vase that will end it's useful life as a penny holder for your kid; A day that will undoubtedly take about 100 bucks away from your wallet, of which could be spent pounding beers at your favourite sports bar, and of course, ending with the guys hitting the hay by themselves without her even giving you a tug or two.

So, in the great spirit of this fine, throw your money away BS holiday, I decided to make a post about which fine chick you would want to hit if the wifey would allow it.

Any of you guys don't answer this you are either gay, or are a certified pussy.

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:33 am**

You are so romantic,Rock`ndeano. :roll:

Just don`t call me Shania. :lol:

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:37 am**

I will make my ballot public, even though NCAA Football coaches would disaprove.
Anniston, Judd, Twain, Shrapnova (or whatever her name is).
Write in for Paz Vega, who could pass for Hayek and Cruz' hot sister.

And the second most gorgeous woman on the planet, Catherine Z Jones.

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:37 am**

AngieKay, no doubt! :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:53 am**

NealIsGod wrote:AngieKay, no doubt!

Shit! I forgot about Angie Kay.

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:36 am**

Salma and Angelina have no real competition on this list imo.

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:03 am**

You boys are to damn funny
Thanks for the laugh I needed it today!

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:06 am**

Oh, and Pam, too. Although age is starting to take it's toll on her grill. I'll never get over the polish job in the CHIPS glasses while rolling down the highway.....

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:13 am**

Red13JoePa wrote:Oh, and Pam, too. Although age is starting to take it's toll on her grill. I'll never get over the polish job in the CHIPS glasses while rolling down the highway.....

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:22 am**

I'd vote for about 4 of them if I could. My vote went to Salma...I keep thinking back to Fools Rush In when she is floating down the river on an innertube!!

But my wife would definately say OK if it was Angelina!!

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:31 am**

jrnyman28 wrote:I'd vote for about 4 of them if I could. My vote went to Salma...I keep thinking back to Fools Rush In when she is floating down the river on an innertube!!

But my wife would definately say OK if it was Angelina!!

Would say ok??? She needs to enlighten my wife.

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:35 am**

Baw he hee ha haw,I'm still laughing at you guys
everytime I come back to look you give me another
Belly Shake hahahaha thank you!

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:40 am**

jrnyman28 wrote:I'd vote for about 4 of them if I could. My vote went to Salma...I keep thinking back to Fools Rush In when she is floating down the river on an innertube!!

But my wife would definately say OK if it was Angelina!!

Sounds like you got a fairly liberla marriage there 28.

Would you say yes to your wife if she picked one "Rockndeano?"

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:42 am**

I wonder if the guy who started this poll is married or having a girlfriend...He seems awfully quiet.

Wonder why?
Sometimes I hate Valentine`s Day. :roll:

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:47 am**

Shania wrote:I wonder if the guy who started this poll is married or having a girlfriend...He seems awfully quiet.

Trust me, I'm better off that way. However, on this ever so special fucking day!, if you request me to open up, that would be no problem.

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:54 am**

This is hilarious and I absolutely love Valentine's Day!

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:31 am**

See if you can get away with polls like this I have to wonder why you haven't opened up the
"Who here thinks I am a liar poll"? Guess you're affraid to face reality!

Still waiting I want to cast my vote :lol:

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:33 am**

Chocolate anyone?

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:43 am**

sexxymofo wrote: See if you can get away with polls like this I have to wonder why you haven't opened up the
"Who here thinks I am a liar poll"? Guess you're affraid to face reality! Still waiting I want to cast my vote

If SexyMoFo posts more redundant stupidity, but but noone sees or heeds it....did SexyMoFo actually post more redundant stupidity :?:

I don't know. The answer will probably be given by the person who figures out if a tree falling in a deserted forrest really fell if noone heard it.

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:56 am**

sexxymofo wrote: See if you can get away with polls like this I have to wonder why you haven't opened up the
"Who here thinks I am a liar poll"? Guess you're affraid to face reality! Still waiting I want to cast my vote

I would love for you to make that poll. Tell ya what, If I am the winner, then you have to leave the board.

Deal?

If I were to make the post about me, isn't that a little self absorbing?

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:02 am**

sexxymofo wrote: See if you can get away with polls like this I have to wonder why you haven't opened up the
"Who here thinks I am a liar poll"? Guess you're affraid to face reality! Still waiting I want to cast my vote

Hit the bricks, harpy.

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:16 am**

NoMoreTails wrote:
jrnyman28 wrote:I'd vote for about 4 of them if I could. My vote went to Salma...I keep thinking back to Fools Rush In when she is floating down the river on an innertube!!

But my wife would definately say OK if it was Angelina!!

Would say ok??? She needs to enlighten my wife.

I have the greatest wife!

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:19 am**

Rock'ndeano wrote:
jrnyman28 wrote:I'd vote for about 4 of them if I could. My vote went to Salma...I keep thinking back to Fools Rush In when she is floating down the river on an innertube!!

But my wife would definately say OK if it was Angelina!!

Sounds like you got a fairly liberla marriage there 28.

Yeah, we do. She would have to be included of course. But how sexy is THAT???

Rock'ndeano wrote:Would you say yes to your wife if she picked one "Rockndeano?"

I don't know if I would want her "with" someone I know!

But it would not be personal, it would not be "you"...

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:36 am**

jrnyman28 wrote:I don't know if I would want her "with" someone I know! But it would not be personal, it would not be "you"...

Excuse me, have we met? :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:12 am**

Hey

Rock'n dumbass,
I didn't know I irritated you enough to ask me to leave?
Oh wait, I did all I have to do is read that little
hateful private message you sent me. :lol:

Do the poll and no
deals. If anyone will make a choice on when I leave well that will
be I. But nice try.... And I know for a fact that you wont open that
topic cause you are not a man of your word. Remember you're all
lies so you choose to lie to yourself about who here really thinks
you are a LIAR, if they even think enough of you to begin with.

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:16 am**

Of those on offer, I selected Sharapova. However, none really make the ol' kite sail all that much, you know?

Gimme Alicia Silverstone and a bottle of rum and I'll write the greatest love story of all time

:twisted:

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:57 am**

Is it scary that one person would rather hit Condeleeza than any of the loons?

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:14 am**

Fillies? LOL I'm pretty sure it's filles...

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:40 am**

Rock'ndeano wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:AngieKay, no doubt!

Shit! I forgot about Angie Kay.

See? It was all a matter of time...

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:53 am**

Mofo, you have worn out your welcome. Either contribute something halfway intelligent to the board or get the fuck out.

MR

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