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How in God's name does an Aussie win a medal in mogul skiing?

This dude named Dale Begget, won a medal..

Where do you ski down under?

His "hometown" is Melbourne.. The fucker was born in Vancouver.

Nevermind, I am putting this medal in the Canada column.

Hey - it snows here in the mountains

You must watch out for Wombats, possums and kangaroo's though...they can do some damage when you hit them travelling at 100K/h.

Andrew wrote:Hey - it snows here in the mountains

You must watch out for Wombats, possums and kangaroo's though...they can do some damage when you hit them travelling at 100K/h.

Are you serious Boss?

Would I ever joke about our native wildlife?

In Tasmania we must also be aware of the Devils!

Andrew wrote:Would I ever joke about our native wildlife?

In Tasmania we must also be aware of the Devils!

Yeah, but dude, do they spin around at 597 kmh? like that jaw snappin fucker on Saturday mornings?

LOL...no not quite!

But they are vicious bastards!

http://images.google.com.au/images?svnu ... ls&spell=1

Yeah, very different. the dude on Saturday mornings spins around like a top, then orders a diet Mountain Dew and scrambled eggs, at a roadside diner in Barstow, CA, complete with salivating chickletts and a fork and knife.

He's a Canadian anyway. The only real medal the Aussies have won was the Alyssa Camplin girly with the ariel thingy. Bradbury's was hilarious.

Penny wrote:He's a Canadian anyway. The only real medal the Aussies have won was the Alyssa Camplin girly with the ariel thingy. Bradbury's was hilarious.

Yeah I know he is a Canadian, and If I ever see him, I'll beat his ass. That medal belongs to Canada, not Australia.

Nah, we'll keep it. I think he'll be a bid sad about it though.

Bullshit. I want it. Dale, watch your back you trading son of a bitch!