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NIG - I hope you don't mind, but I cribbed this from the OT BTM thread...

This place NEEDS a good laugh right about now....I was almost crying from LMAO!!

So, with that said, watch this...and LAUGH!!
http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/12491/

OMG!! This is my fave clip ever!Just priceless!
Thanks,Nora...I almost turned blue of all the laughing.

Funny

No prob. One of the funniest SNL skits ever, IMO.

Shania wrote:OMG!! This is my fave clip ever!Just priceless!
Thanks,Nora...I almost turned blue of all the laughing.

I heard a good one the other day sweetie. Just for you.


This guy in a shiny new black suit was walking down Hollywood Blvd dressed to nines, and smelling good. On a Saturday. It had to be 99 degrees.

All of a sudden this dude walks and says "Hey aren't you Steve Augeri of Journey fame?"

The guy in the suit said "I used to be, but now I'm just the perry guy, you know Chicago White Sox?"

The dude said " the White Sox suck, tell shoeless Joe hello when you see him, got a quarter?"


HAhahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheheheheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Get it?

Do ya get it??????

Cracks me up everytime I hear it.

tragchk wrote:NIG - I hope you don't mind, but I cribbed this from the OT BTM thread...

This place NEEDS a good laugh right about now....I was almost crying from LMAO!!

So, with that said, watch this...and LAUGH!!
http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/12491/

Thanks, Nora.

I could see that clip a million times and still LMAO.

The funny thing is, shortly after the skit aired on SNL, BOC did a parody of that parody at one of their concerts.

Pit wrote:

Shania wrote:OMG!! This is my fave clip ever!Just priceless!
Thanks,Nora...I almost turned blue of all the laughing.

I heard a good one the other day sweetie. Just for you.


This guy in a shiny new black suit was walking down Hollywood Blvd dressed to nines, and smelling good. On a Saturday. It had to be 99 degrees.

All of a sudden this dude walks and says "Hey aren't you Steve Augeri of Journey fame?"

The guy in the suit said "I used to be, but now I'm just the perry guy, you know Chicago White Sox?"

The dude said " the White Sox suck, tell shoeless Joe hello when you see him, got a quarter?"


HAhahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheheheheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Get it?

Do ya get it??????

Cracks me up everytime I hear it.

My My where did the wallhuggers go?

You know what they say................

"When the going gets tough the tough run like hell....."


H e l l o .....O O o o o

Nora that was hilarious!! Enjoyed that a bunch!!

Lori

Pit wrote:

Shania wrote:OMG!! This is my fave clip ever!Just priceless!
Thanks,Nora...I almost turned blue of all the laughing.

I heard a good one the other day sweetie. Just for you.


This guy in a shiny new black suit was walking down Hollywood Blvd dressed to nines, and smelling good. On a Saturday. It had to be 99 degrees.

All of a sudden this dude walks and says "Hey aren't you Steve Augeri of Journey fame?"

The guy in the suit said "I used to be, but now I'm just the perry guy, you know Chicago White Sox?"

The dude said " the White Sox suck, tell shoeless Joe hello when you see him, got a quarter?"


HAhahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheheheheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Get it?

Do ya get it??????

Cracks me up everytime I hear it.

actually, I think your story is a little off Pit..I think it was more like 100 degrees that day.

Loved your story, Pit. You are a gem!!

Mandi

Pit wrote:

Shania wrote:OMG!! This is my fave clip ever!Just priceless!
Thanks,Nora...I almost turned blue of all the laughing.

I heard a good one the other day sweetie. Just for you.

Hello,Pitty.
I asked you to stay away from me,but you just can't help it,can you?
Ok.
Since we are in the "Laugh,dammit" thread,and since you seem to be enjoying jokes with singers,here's one especially for you,honey-bunny:


Steve Perry died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped him at the gate asking, "Well, how many false notes did you sang in your life?"
Perry answers, "Two."
"Two times, fellows!" says Peter, and along comes an angel and sticks Perry two times with a needle.
"Ow! What was that for?" asks Perry.
Peter explains, "Here in Heaven, we stick you once for each false note you've sung down on Earth."
"Oh," says Perry, and is just about to step through the gates when he suddenly hears a horrible screaming from behind a door.
"Oh my goodness, what is that?" asks Perry, horrified.
"Oh," says Peter, "that's Steve Augeri. He's just about to start his third week in the sewing machine."

You know what?I lied.I have the best one for you Craig.Here.

The farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son,Craig, to college.
As soon as he had enrolled, Craig started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns.
Being pleased with his new furry adornment, he had his picture taken and sent it off to his parents.
On the back of the photo he scrawled "How do you like it? Don't I look like a count?"
Shortly after, Craig received this note: "You idiot, it cost us a fortune to send you to college, and you can't even spell!"

Shame on you,Craig.

BUMP, dammit!!

Oh yeah....PS:

NealIsGod wrote:...And then Nora tries to start a thread to make people laugh, and pit comes in and hijacks it.

Hey, it's all good.....but thank you very much, anyway!