MR

Marabelle wrote:i've never had a man who could come anywhere near a good and satisfying performance after he's been snockered, smashed, drunk, boozed up...etc; he usually is too limp too do much of anything.

Marabelle wrote:i've never had a man who could come anywhere near a good and satisfying performance after he's been snockered, smashed, drunk, boozed up...etc; he usually is too limp too do much of anything.

Shania wrote:

Marabelle wrote:i've never had a man who could come anywhere near a good and satisfying performance after he's been snockered, smashed, drunk, boozed up...etc; he usually is too limp too do much of anything.

I think it works better when she is buzzed.

That's why we have fingers. Shit, not too long ago, I was hammered, and didn't even try to use Jimmy and the Twins. Pulled out the ol tongue. I felt like I was painting a fence. Talked like a retard for two days. At least she was happy:)

There are SO many things wrong with this post, I don't even know where to begin!

I am asking all of you today for your sincere and honest prayers for a worthwhile cause.


I need all of your prayers that today, we can all have booze to drink and get our bellies full of alcohol. If we can do this, we will all be happy. Because we all know, that when we get hammered, we can then have sex with our partner, or...without, it doesn't matter. Booze + sex = happiness.

So, let's hear your prayers.