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Of course, now that I have an hour or so to kill, nobody is on. Anyone wanna shoot the shit?

NealIsGod wrote:Of course, now that I have an hour or so to kill, nobody is on. Anyone wanna shoot the shit?

Sure. Any specific topic in mind?

Axl Rose vs. Steve Perry in a fight. Axl's unarmed, Perry has a wiffle bat. Discuss.

Big J wrote:Axl Rose vs. Steve Perry in a fight. Axl's unarmed, Perry has a wiffle bat. Discuss.

Perry would quickly have a whiffle bat up his ass.

Do they still make whiffle bats?

NealIsGod wrote:

Big J wrote:Axl Rose vs. Steve Perry in a fight. Axl's unarmed, Perry has a wiffle bat. Discuss.

Perry would quickly have a whiffle bat up his ass.

Do they still make whiffle bats?[/quotYes, they do. And I still can't hit that fuckin' ball that comes with it.

NealIsGod wrote:

Big J wrote:Axl Rose vs. Steve Perry in a fight. Axl's unarmed, Perry has a wiffle bat. Discuss.

Perry would quickly have a whiffle bat up his ass.

Do they still make whiffle bats?

Yup. Bought one for my neice at Xmas.

NealIsGod wrote:

Big J wrote:Axl Rose vs. Steve Perry in a fight. Axl's unarmed, Perry has a wiffle bat. Discuss.

Perry would quickly have a whiffle bat up his ass.

He does have that Perry charm, one would assume you might be right. However, I envision Axl, with those dookie braids he so frequently wears. If he starts helicoptering them bad boys swingin' 'round, and if they're beaded like usual, he might just snag that bat with 'em Batman style and then it's a whole new ballgame.

Do they still make whiffle bats?

Indeed, just weeks ago I beat the living shit outta some Mexican trying to tag my trash can with one. Woulda been aluminum but I don't harm animals smaller than me, I just scare them away. I put a big dent in his sombrero and made him say "DIOS MIO" which I think means "ow goddammit Uncle!"

How about this....Where is everyone from? I'm from Chicago...in the actual city, not some suburb.

I'm from Fresno. Everyone pretty much knows that. Fresno isn't anywhere near as bad as people (including me sometimes) make it out to be.

Axl would go on the defensive at first, what with being confronted with the deadly wiffle bat, but after a few beers they'd end up teaching each other their signature dance moves (Perry Microphone Shuffle and Axl Shoulder Side Dip). Then they'd cut an album together and call it Guns & Noses. Included would be a mashup of "Sweet Child" and "Oh Sherrie." Kid Rock would respond with a duet with Barry Manilow.

Oh, and I'm from all over.

Jabberwocky wrote:Axl would go on the defensive at first, what with being confronted with the deadly wiffle bat, but after a few beers they'd end up teaching each other their signature dance moves (Perry Microphone Shuffle and Axl Shoulder Side Dip). Then they'd cut an album together and call it Guns & Noses. Included would be a mashup of "Sweet Child" and Oh Sherrie." Kid Rock would respond with a duet with Barry Manilow.

Oh, and I'm from all over.

LMFAO

JourneyRox wrote:

NealIsGod wrote:Of course, now that I have an hour or so to kill, nobody is on. Anyone wanna shoot the shit?

Can we talk about Steve Perry in very tight pants? If so, I'm in. We can also talk about Neal in very tight pants if you'd like tho. As long as it's hot men in tight pants, I'm good.

Sorry I'm new. I shouldn't be so rude yet, should I?

Speaking of Perry in tight pants, if you watch that ROR clip posted earlier, you'll get a very good example of moose knuckle in action...

Jabberwocky wrote: Speaking of Perry in tight pants, if you watch that ROR clip posted earlier, you'll get a very good example of moose knuckle in action...

Oh fuck which thread? Don't do this to me w/out giving me the thread. Gives me palpatations.

Here's a teaser:

Jabberwocky wrote:Here's a teaser:

Oh man. D/Ling that now. TY so much. This is gonna be a good nite. Where's my wine? NE1 want a glass?

Mmm I loved that "do" on him. Well I loved every do he had. But I like it longer rather than shorter. U dirty thing u, of course I'm talking about his hair!

And so the drooling women don't hijack the thread...

Breakfast for dinner: yea or nay?

Wiffle bats and Moose knuckles
you funny lot you

Jabberwocky wrote:Axl would go on the defensive at first, what with being confronted with the deadly wiffle bat, but after a few beers they'd end up teaching each other their signature dance moves (Perry Microphone Shuffle and Axl Shoulder Side Dip). Then they'd cut an album together and call it Guns & Noses. Included would be a mashup of "Sweet Child" and "Oh Sherrie." Kid Rock would respond with a duet with Barry Manilow.

Oh, and I'm from all over.

Love it!

Jabberwocky wrote:Axl would go on the defensive at first, what with being confronted with the deadly wiffle bat, but after a few beers they'd end up teaching each other their signature dance moves (Perry Microphone Shuffle and Axl Shoulder Side Dip). Then they'd cut an album together and call it Guns & Noses. Included would be a mashup of "Sweet Child" and "Oh Sherrie." Kid Rock would respond with a duet with Barry Manilow.

Funny funny funny. I accompanied a friend to the dr. recently & 4 sum reason we started talking music. My friend is a huge "Fanilow" (yup I know I shouldn't admit to hanging out w/his fans but she's cool otherwise). She tells him I'm a Journey nut & he starts singing "Oh Sherrie" then he sings "Oh Mandy" or w/eva that song is called (I am NOT a Manilow fan). Then dr. says we both must have a "nose" fetish going as both Perry & Manilow have big noses. Finally a common link between the men we love!

Jabberwocky wrote:And so the drooling women don't hijack the thread...

Breakfast for dinner: yea or nay?

I used to love breakfast for dinner, haven't tried it in quite sometme; it always seemed like such a treat when we were little too.

Favorite breakfast food??

I'm partial to waffles

*VirtualSlaps JourneyRox* Thanks, I have that damn Mandy song in my head now. I hate that song.

Time to crank up something to drown it out...

I'm still eating the shit sugar cereals I grew up with...

NealIsGod wrote:I'm still eating the shit sugar cereals I grew up with...

Had Frankenberry back in May. What is your poison?

We weren't allowed to have too many sugary cereals as kids, so I eat them now. Gotta make up for lost time! I like Count Chocula better than Frankenberry though.

Jabberwocky wrote:*VirtualSlaps JourneyRox* Thanks, I have that damn Mandy song in my head now. I hate that song.

Time to crank up something to drown it out...

Well I came and I gave w/out taking & u virtual slapped me away ... oh jabberwocky!

Could not resist this sowwweee.

Hey Lula what are the chances of
you getting Dean'o to fix us some
biscuits and gravy when I'm there, that be my fave



If this post doesn't look better this time,sorry folks
but I gotta say fuck it and move on.

Lula wrote:

NealIsGod wrote:I'm still eating the shit sugar cereals I grew up with...

Had Frankenberry back in May. What is your poison?

Coca Puffs and Count Chocula.

Anyone remember Nicker Knocker's? Used to kill myself with those thing's!