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Andrew, read your blurb on the first page about Gene's family and his show. Sounds good.

We just got back from a cruise and heading back up through LA, I saw a huge billboard about Family Jewels with Simmons. Made me want to watch it and now after your informal review, I just may. The Osbornes got really annoying after awhile.

fred_journeyman wrote:Andrew, read your blurb on the first page about Gene's family and his show. Sounds good.

We just got back from a cruise and heading back up through LA, I saw a huge billboard about Family Jewels with Simmons. Made me want to watch it and now after your informal review, I just may. The Osbornes got really annoying after awhile.

Fred,

I have caught a few of Gene Simmons "Family Jewels". I like it. There was one episode where Gene told his son and his Aunt to plan a surprise party for Shanna (?). Well, she found out about it and turned it around to surprise Gene ! I won't say much more, but boy, was Gene surprised !

And I must say that his son, Nick, is funny. Once while Nick and his sister were sitting on the couch, talking about their dad, Nick came out with that Gene could "sell whores in the middle of a vagina storm." ! I might be paraphrasing what Nick said, but damn, it was funny.

You have to watch it Fred. I don't think you will be disappointed.

It's light and fluffy, but fun....and not much could be worse than The Osbournes. 3 morons and a bitch. No thanks...

i might be the only kiss fan to not see an entire episode, i was trying to distance myself so not to be so embarrassed,,,, however, might be genes best move ,

Clasicrockldy wrote:Larry,

Go ahead and watch the show. I, myself, don't like KISS, but I think Gene and family have one good show here.

dont like kiss? how could this be? well thats just nuts,, maybe u need to here psycho cir...... or ,, uhh,, asly....... ok ,, u dont like kiss,, they are a guys band!!! ace is back ,, and he told u so............

I have only seen one show, but I thought it was good too. They're more real, way better than the Osbornes!

I really like this show. The only word The Osbournes know starts with an F. Not this show. It's genuinely funny. And the family is genuinely likeable.

I will definitely check it out! Personally, I don't really go in for Reality TV, but this one sounds intriguing.

Why not start up a show, entitled Melodic Family? Now THAT would good.

An excerpt...

Monker: As soon as Andrew puts out a statement about rules, you break them..Wahhh wahhh
R n D: Fuck off Lady
Tragchick: New perry CD!
HOTS: Cool!
Yak: You get your soap, HOTS?
13: I love Butterfly and Believe
TNC: Believe is nothing more than duplicate, erroneaous, meddling fecies...
NIG: Neal is God, But Chuck Norris is better.
ace:
MCC620: Steve Augeri is the best frontman in rock
Rockndeano: Shut your hole fatty
Andrew: Dude, enough of the abuse!
Rockndeano: She started..I love you Andrew
Lula: I love JSS
Monker: I see you broke the request from the Modera-
Rockndeano: Shut up Monker
Jon Roxx: Beano, you little twerp
Rockndeano: Ok Pebbles, blow me.
13: Butterfly moves me to tears
Styxman: Avatar is in Belgium
Perryfaithful: The Steve Perry Years!
Escape 79: Who is drinking with me?
Larryfromnextdoor: I am
MoonBeam: You bet your arse I am fella
Rockndeano: Moondog, speak fucking English
Les: What do you do for the band, Deano?
JSS: Hey everybody!?
Journeygal:
Rockndeano: Slurp slurp slurp
Rubiconman: Toto rules
TNC: No they don't
Monker: The rules specifically state......
Rockndeano: Put a tampon in Monker
NIG: Chuck Norris can take Hezbollah himself
ConservationPC: I love W
Rockndeano: He is retarded
Lula: Don't say that word
Rockndeano: Yes mam.
Escape 79: I am on my fourth Jaegermeister
TNC: I am smoking a giant fatty
Andrew: Move it along folks

Clasicrockldy wrote:Thank god I am not in it ! I don't think I could take the stress !

sal,,,!!!! i was in it!!! im in print!!!! was funny ,

POST OF THE WEEK.

Award is in the mail....

Hilarious!

That was only the pretaping version...You should see when the real taping goes on.....I have it here..I will post the transcript later.

Nice job Dean

Lula wrote:Nice job Dean

Wow...You have told me that 4 times this week alone

Rockn'deano wrote:

Lula wrote:Nice job Dean

Wow...You have told me that 4 times this week alone

go for it!! tonite!!! geesh,, its dry in texas!!!

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:

Rockn'deano wrote:

Lula wrote:Nice job Dean

Wow...You have told me that 4 times this week alone

go for it!! tonite!!! geesh,, its dry in texas!!!

Naw, tonight I am cheating on my GF...She is home, so I invited Rosy Palm over...

Rockn'deano wrote:

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:

Rockn'deano wrote:

Lula wrote:Nice job Dean

Wow...You have told me that 4 times this week alone

go for it!! tonite!!! geesh,, its dry in texas!!!

Naw, tonight I am cheating on my GF...She is home, so I invited Rosy Palm over...

oh man,, id pay for rosy tonite,, cant even get a piece of hand in texas!

Texas?

I love you man, but fuckin Texas? The home of the worlds retard? The Longhorns? Stars? Mavs? TO?

You can have that hot God foresaken dirtball full of necks and Lone Star beer.


I do love San Antonio though.

Rockn'deano wrote:Texas?

I love you man, but fuckin Texas? The home of the worlds retard? The Longhorns? Stars? Mavs? TO?

You can have that hot God foresaken dirtball full of necks and Lone Star beer.


I do love San Antonio though.

-- ill correct u, lonestar light,, hahhahaha,, yea,, u are correct,, san antonio does rock , river walk , great

You drink light beer, you then are a pussy....

Rockn'deano wrote:You drink light beer, you then are a pussy....

on this u have busted me ,, i drink light!?? but still , dont u think i might get some p---y? theres always hope???????

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:
on this u have busted me ,, i drink light!?? but still , dont u think i might get some p---y? theres always hope???????

That's why Al invented the internet, right?

Rockn'deano wrote:Why not start up a show, entitled Melodic Family? Now THAT would good.

No yours truly?

Well, I'm insulted.